Beware The Beast is right. This is one of those books where some of the plot points were so far out there, you wonder if it wasn't a passive-aggressive move by the author to get back at the publisher. ("Rush me will you? Tell me my stories don't have enough action, eh? Well, how about this beauty then?" ;D) And this one does have one beauty of a WTF?!? moment, several actually . I checked some of the other reviews and, yes, there were definitely those who were outraged, particularly at the motives of the H which aren't revealed until the very end. But I'm getting ahead of myself...
And just so you know, this is one great big spoiler.
At the start of the story, the h, Charlotte, is dealing with the recent death of her father who was killed in a boating "accident." We get clued in to state of the body, which is reported to be all bloated when it washes up onto the shore. That was a lovely picture. The H, Alex, is introduced when we find out the father's accident was actually a suicide because he had indebted himself to the H who now owned everything (home, business, etc.) and the only way for the father to secure the future of his daughter was to increase his life insurance and off himself. But don't love the father for his sacrifice yet. We learn to see him as scum to be villianized. During this same time, we learn that the father had actually "sold" the h to the H, when he sought financial help when ol' dad gambled away their assets. They actually wrote up a contract (unbeknowest to the h) that says the H gets everything, and unless the h wants to live destitute forever and ever, she has to marry the H and provide him with an heir. Just as we expect, the h sees no way out and does indeed marry the tall, dark, and handsome H and is whisked away to a tiny island in Greece (Of course! If there's an island that the h is whisked away to, it has to be in Greece. It's a Harley law...at least in majority of the one's I've read so far.)
Just as an aside, the h is 18 and the H is 39. This becomes important later.
We are then given pages upon pages of the h living on the tiny island, meeting grandma, pouting, etc., etc. We get a lot of descriptions of the H dressed in full out 70s garb...when he's there. He leaves a lot. The h does the spoiled I'm-not-going-to-be-your-friend thing through most of the story. It's a little boring. I actually flounced for a month when I was half way through.
My flouncing point was just a few pages short of when the H & h have their first time. I guess you could say the described experience is a hard limit/pet peeve/WTF! moment for many. The h get's the H all hot and bothered and then changes her mind at almost the last minute. But Oh Ho!, our H was out of his mind with lust, tells her he can't stop, rips her gown off and takes her virginity all quick and dirty like. She's all upset that it happened at all. He thinks she's just mad because it hurt and gives her a little speech about how it always hurts the first time and if he wasn't in a hurry he could show her "how good it could be." She then gives him down-the-road (I hate you!)...right before he rushes out the door (He was on his way out before they even got started. I told ya, he leaves a lot) He ends up staying gone for 6 weeks.
Well, you know they did it ONE time without protection, so guess what happens? You betcha! EGGYOS! (which I looked up because I wanted the Greek word for pregnant and this is what I got. Love that!)
The H finally drags his butt back looking all haggard and stressed. It's in the middle of the night so he falls asleep sitting up in the h's room. She strips him and tucks him in, making for extra convenience when they wake for a bit of early morning nookie, which is good this time (simultaneous orgasms). The H doesn't know the "contract has been fulfilled" but the h is obviously fully aware, and just wanted to get her rocks on. Tsk tsk. She does get called on it later.
Down the road we learn that the reason for the H's state when he arrived (haggard/stressed) and his prolonged absence was because he was suffering guilt and having second thoughts about making the h fulfill their bargain. Good thing she got eggyos the first time or she might not get to stay married to a husband 21 years her senior who has questionable proclivities, right?
There's other stuff thrown in. We get a smattering of OW, where a beautiful distant cousin comes for Christmas and rubs all over the H all night and he takes off with her the next day to shop, knowing the h is threatened by her and hates her guts. Bad move on his part because, after spending until the wee hours having simultaneous orgasms, the h is convinced that she's being used for sex, proving that he's a user scumbag, which then leads to her having another I-hate-you melt down. She's lying, naturally, but it still sends the H off again, for three months this time.
But he comes back just in time (the night of!) for the premature (6 weeks!) home birth of his son. After assisting with the delivery, he proceeds to do all kinds of suspicious whispering and nanny hiring that convinces the h that he's getting ready to toss her to the curb. She shouldn't have worried, though, because this is where we find out that the H has...ready for it?...BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER FOR YEARS! Yeah. That was unexpected.
Apparently the h's father was gambler who was rescued financially the first time by the H when the h was 12 year's old "and still in pigtails." Of course he "didn't feel that way" about her when she was 12, but some time between 12 and 18, he got the hots for her bad and started plotting. In the plans to secure her future, it was stated that he refused to adopt her because that would be too icky due to the way he felt about her. (SNORT!) I guess we now know why he lost it and couldn't hold back their first time.
So there you have it. Except for the suicidal father; the sneaky, coerced marriage; virgin rape; and the almost pedophilia, this wasn't that bad of a read. The long stretches of boredom actually make you appreciate when something finally happens. Trainwreck lovers might find this one entertaining. Gentle palates should stay far away.