William Halzitt - snakes for bricks.
Rarely have I been more frustrated by a writer or experienced such a crazed swing in my opinion of them depending on _what they are writing about_.
A brilliant, weak man, Halzitts prose flows like water. when he reports first hand on real events, talks of specifics in art, fiction or persons, this clear, liquid, almost lucent eye, discovers and transmits living detail with rare beauty. When I read about Halzitt attending a prize fight in the country, or Halzitt spending a weekend with Coleridge, or even just Halzitt walking across rural England for a few days, I am always compelled, he brings the scene to life and places me in it.
When he discusses Shakespeare’s characters, or discusses poets and artists in general, I am always, if not convinced, then impressed.
When he trips into philosophy and doctrine, working out his principals and ideas, I am tired, bored and irritated. He builds castles with his serpentine prose, but in discovering thought, rather than looking at nature, simple writing works, because it is harder to built castles of cards.
When he describes or justifies his politics I retch. The man was a weak fey whore of tyranny whose high principals boiled down to one thing; the ends justify the means and all that is bad is good if done it in a right cause. After all his prancing about, the core of his character comes down to a naked adoration of power and will, so long as it pleases his prejudices.
ON HIS SERPENTINE TONGUE
Halzitt writes too long. His paragraphs are big and they don't contain his thoughts. His ideas and justifications are such a rapid and changeable stream, he may as well not use paragraphs at all, or even sentences, but have everything in one long snake of words. We hear about things as they occur to him and purely as the words which give their nature please his vanity. Halzitt says many beautiful things, but he says _a lot of things_, at once.
let us deal with ONE Halzattian paragraph. from 'On Fashion;
"What shews the worthlessness of mere fashion is, to see how easily this vain and boasted distinction is assumed, when the restraints of decency or circumstances are once removed, by the most uninformed and commonest of the people. I know an undertaker that i the greatest prig in the streets of London, and an Aldermanbury haberdasher, that has the most military strut of any lounger in Bond-street or St James's. We may, at any time, raise a regiment of fobs from the same number of fools who have vanity enough to be intoxicated with the smartness of their appearance, and not sense enough to be ashamed of themselves. Every one remembers the story in _Peregrine Pickle__ of the strolling gipsy that he picked up in spite, had well scoured, and introduced her into genteel company, where she met with great applause, till she got into a passion by seeing a fine lady cheat at cards, rapped out a volley of oaths, and let nature get the better of art. Dress is the great secret of address. Clothes and confidence will set anybody up in the trade of modish accomplishment. Look at the two classes of well-dressed females whom we see at the play-house, in the boxes. Both are equally dressed in the height of the fashion, both are _rouged_, and wear their neck and arms bare,- both have the same conscious, haughty, theatrical air;- the same toss of the head, the same stoop of the shoulder, with all the grace that arises from a perfect freedom from embarrassment, and all the fascination that arises from a systematic distain of formal prudery;- the same pretence and jargon of fashionable conversation,- the same mimicry of tones and phrases,- the same 'lisping, and ambling, and painting and nicknaming of Heaven's creatures'; the same every thing but real propriety of behaviour, and real refinement of sentiment. In all the externals, they are as like as the reflection in the looking-glass. The only difference between the woman of fashion and the woman of pleasure is, that the one _is_ what the other only _seems to be_; and yet, the victims of dissipation who thus rival and almost outshine women of the first quality in all the blaze and pride, and glitter of shew and fashion, are, in general, not better than a set of raw uneducated, inexperienced country girls or awkward, coarse-fisted servant maids, who require no other apprenticeship or qualification to be on a level with persons of the highest distinction in society, in all the brilliancy and elegance of outward appearance, than that they have forfeited its commons privileges, and every titles in respect to its reality. The truth is, that real virtue, beauty, or understanding, are the same whether 'in a high or low degree'; and the airs and graces of pretended superiority over these which the highest classes give themselves, from mere frivolous and external accomplishments, are easily imitated, with provoking success, by the lowest, whenever they _dare_".
Now, that is some very nice writing, but that is about all it is.
Firstly - are you not, quite _tired_ after reading all that?
Part 1. We start with 'low' people easily imitating the surface appearance of fashion.
Part 2. The prig undertaken and strutting haberdasher.
Part 3. The story of the secret Gypsy woman dressed up.
Part 4. "Dress is the great secret of address." a very beautiful and telling Halzitt line, and if it were not buried under the ruined city o his prose it would be easier to appreciate.
Part 5. A long discursion on how the theatre the whores look just like the fancy ladies.
Part 6. With fashion, the low can easily look like the high.
Halzitt talks in detail about the fake-Lady Gypsy, and the theatre prostitutes, and *real* Ladies, who are also inferred bad because their 'Fashion' does not guarantee "real virtue, beauty, or understanding". He examines this thought long enough to conclude that it makes 'Fashion' bad, but he goes no deeper into this difference between Ladies. What does it mean to be a "woman of pleasure" or an "awkward, coarse-fisted servant maid" dressed up as a Lady in the theatre. Where does virtue actually lie there and what would it look like if he could see it? Well, he is not interested.
All this grand show of thoughts and words streaming along, highlighting so many things, but for all its theatre, contributing only one thing to his central argument. This is a long way to go to make a single point. It is a paragraph long enough that I needed to write a _guide to it_. But this is a pleasure-paragraph, a pleasing point of cultural commentary where the reader is enjoying walking along with Halzitt and even paying for the pleasure, so perhaps it is not bad that it is long, and is even good, you are certainly getting your moneys worth.
But Halzitt is like this *with everything he does*. It fails apocalyptically when dealing with philosophy and any kind of moral judgement for he is able to hide from himself in the thickets of his own prose, and almost to pretend he does not think what he actually thinks.
His view on Robespierre, much more lengthily given, was that he was a bigot, monster, murderer, but that everything he did was justified because it was for the revolution
His view on Burke was that he is underestimated, sensitive, deep, perceptive, with a strong moral sense, and that all this was completely worthless as he wrote against the revolution
On Napoleon - well it is the same thing; he is bad, complex, many terrible deeds, deep analysis, but everything he did was good because it was for the revolution
Halzitt has a deep perception but a shallow mind. He is intelligent and complex enough to see, discover and describe the deep moral complexities behind his views, but he rarely masters that complexity and incorporates it into a morally and historically complex world-view, especially when its about the French Revolution, which he is all-for, regardless.