A book I really wanted to like but that I ultimately found frustrating. In his years as a senior writer for Sports Illustrated, Dan Jenkins was one of the magazine's most recognizable and entertaining writers. A football fanatic, his best novels, Semi-Tough and Life Its Ownself, used the life of a pro quarterback to mine laughs, not least from his superfans. I noticed the writer's fascinations with his hometown of Fort Worth and football do not translate over so well to stories about non-gridiron stars. Yet much like John Irving's need to put Vienna and bears in many of his novels, Jenkins cannot leave them alone.
Fast Copy relies on these plot elements to tell a story of Depression-era Texas. Betsy Throckmorton returns home after several years working at Time magazine to take over her father's newspaper in a small town near Fort Worth in 1935. Her Eastern husband comes along to run the older man's radio station. This feels like the beginning of an enjoyable city slickers meets rustic types, fish-out-of-water story. If only it was. You see, Jenkins loves to have his characters speak in endless one-liners. Even worse, they are not particularly funny. To top it all, there is barely a plot until about 250 pages in, a disaster in a book less than 400 pages. Bereft of much in the way of a story, the book slumps along relying on TCU football fanaticism and funny lines. Because the latter comes up short, the book feels more like it should have been titled Texas Blowhards on Parade. I cannot help but believe a decent story could have been told here but can only regret the time I spent on this one.