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Blood Nor Money
The five rules of immortality:
1. Don’t go out in the sun.
2. Don’t get decapitated.
3. Guard the territory.
4. Don't kill the humans.
5. Never trust men.
And most importantly...
Never trust men.
Blood Nor Money is a standalone vampire reverse harem romance suitable for readers 18+
1. Don’t go out in the sun.
2. Don’t get decapitated.
3. Guard the territory.
4. Don't kill the humans.
5. Never trust men.
And most importantly...
Never trust men.
Blood Nor Money is a standalone vampire reverse harem romance suitable for readers 18+
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First published January 9, 2021
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Colette Rhodes
36 books1,797 followersColette Rhodes is a paranormal romance author from New Zealand. She loves to write about love in all its forms, and adores imperfect heroes and heroines who find perfection in each other. You’ll often find her trying to justify her degree by including ancient history and mythological influences in her work.
If she’s not writing, then you’re almost certain to find her reading—ideally with a cup of tea in hand and a scented candle burning to match the mood.
Keep up with Colette here:
Website: coletterhodes.com
Instagram: @coletterhodes_author
If she’s not writing, then you’re almost certain to find her reading—ideally with a cup of tea in hand and a scented candle burning to match the mood.
Keep up with Colette here:
Website: coletterhodes.com
Instagram: @coletterhodes_author
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January 10, 2021
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (5 Stars!)
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1.10.21
One of my fave new authors of 2020 was Colette Rhodes. I fell in love with her storytelling reading the Empath Found trilogy. I became obsessed reading her Dragon duet. When I found out she was launching a stand-alone RH with FREAKING VAMPIRES I was ecstatic.
If youve read Colette’s works before you know she not only creates a sexy RH story, she also does an amazing job with story-telling and world building. Her previous book series’ showcased this exactly, but this new book? She leveled tf up. This book has taken her from an author that you appreciate and look forward to reading, to an author you cant stop stalking to find out when her next book comes out 😂
So let me list the things I freaking loved about this book.
Porcia-I want to point out that normally I really really hate when the FMC starts out as a paranormal. I usually prefer she start out as a human (and stay that way😂) or finds out shes not a human but has thought she is all her life. Porcia is 100% unequivocally a paranormal when we start the story. Not only is she a paranormal, shes one of the oldest and most powerful vampires around. So I was a bit apprehensive. Turns out, I had absolutely no reason to worry because Porcia is exactly who I want to be when I grow up. Shes a burlesque dancing, self-sufficient, hilarious vampire that takes no shit and holds her own. The best part? Shes independent but shes not a total bitch. Shes spent her life helping other women, and shes freaking kind and I fell in love with her right off the bat.
Plus she says shit like:
“Off you pop then, darling. See you never, if you like your testicles where they are.”
Ive wanted to say “off you pop then, darling” to about every person Ive come in contact with for the last 48 hours, I shit you not. I love her.
Porcia’s whole “I dont need a man” thing is explained in further detail in the book and I dont want to get into the reasons why bc i wouldnt be able to keep it non-spoilery, but lets just say that they are all “HOLY SHIT” and made perfect sense and I cant even blame her.
The Guys- This is what makes or breaks a romance book, yeah? Especially a RH. You can have the greatest story in the world and the greatest FMC in the world and if your cast of merry men isn’t up to snuff then youre screwed.
Well, Colette is not screwed. Her MMC’s are not only lovable and alpha af and super hot and hilarious, theyre also a bit fucking psycho and obsessive and say/do all the right things that make you fan yourself and think “why can’t a girl just meet a psycho 1,500 year old vampire😭”
First we have Calvus and Louis who come as a packaged deal. Calvus has known Porcia since she was mortal, and he picked up Louis about 1300 years later. Both men are obsessed with Porcia. And when I say obsessed i mean- like legit theyve been watching out for her for 2 millennia. Silently, from the shadows. They keep her safe, keep other vampires away from her territory and ensure no one screws with her. It’s super sweet in a totally psycho stalker way that I can 100% get behind. In fact, the first time they meet Porcia, Louis is proclaiming their love for her within the first 10 minutes in probably the most intense way in the history of the world:
”We are obsessed with you. Live for you. Covet you. The depth of our love for you is so potent, it borders on hate. How can anything so wonderful, yet untouchable, exist? You are a temptation sent by Lucifer himself.”
Then you have Tir. Tir is... adorably psychotic. I mean it. Hes insane. Legit insane. Porcia falls into Tir’s life and from the first second they meet Tir wont take no for an answer (but don’t worry, i mean that in a totally consensual way. Theres no non/dub-con here. Just an ancient ass vampire who’s cut himself off from civilization for way too long and has no social skills and wants to worship the ground our FMC walks on).
The relationship between the three guys is hilarious. Calvus and Louis obviously are used to each other- are best friends, roommates, and have loved Porcia together for hundreds of years. So when she finally meets them face to face with ANOTHER male vampire, it sparks the feud of all feuds. And accounts for some pretty hilarious moments.
The History
”While Calvus did whatever he was doing, I tipped my head back and shifted my attention to the stars. They were brilliant tonight. The night sky was a constant in a world of change, and I’d been experiencing more change than usual recently. I drew the Perseus constellation in my mind, easily identified by the shining Algol star.
It had always irritated me that Perseus was honored in perpetuum. His killing of Medusa was immortalized as a heroic achievement, rather than the tragedy and insult that it was. Exceptionally beautiful, Medusa had been raped by Poseidon, in the goddess Athena’s temple. For the offense, Athena had cursed Medusa, making her hideous, and replacing her beautiful hair with live snakes.
Medusa was a victim, made into a monster, then turned into a sacrifice. And yet it was Perseus who got his own constellation? How was that for patriarchal nonsense?”
You know what the best part of this story was? The one aspect I’ve never read in another romance (RH or otherwise)? The historical aspect. These vampires are old. Theyre 700-2000 years old. So theyve seen a lot of shit. Colette doesnt ignore this. She takes all the history theyve seen and been a part of and intricately weaves it into the story line in a wonderfully delicate way. There are conversations they have about things that happened 200 years ago, 600 years ago, 1000 years ago. And its all based in real life history. Colette takes all her knowledge of ancient history and applies it to this story line in the most entertaining and fascinating way. I found myself perking up every time one of the MC’s would discuss things from the past because I loved the application of real life meets fantasy. Not only was it woven into the conversations/back stories, it was a huge part of the main story as well. It was so beautifully wonderfully well done that it turned the entire story into something entertaining to something wildly exciting. Absolutely unique and well-written 👏🏼👏🏼
So yeah. This book was fantastic. I’m only sad we wont see more of Porcia, Calvus, Louis and Tir because they were great characters with a great story. Colette killed it with this book and I cant freaking WAIT to see what she does next.
1.8.21
I have so many things to say but I need to organize my thoughts.
For now I'll leave it at this- Colette has leveled tf up with this book. It's DELIGHTFUL and gave me the best kind of anxiety and is sexy af and I have so many things to say about this story but you'll have to wait for my mind to stop reeling 😂
ARC Generously provided by the author
1.10.21
One of my fave new authors of 2020 was Colette Rhodes. I fell in love with her storytelling reading the Empath Found trilogy. I became obsessed reading her Dragon duet. When I found out she was launching a stand-alone RH with FREAKING VAMPIRES I was ecstatic.
If youve read Colette’s works before you know she not only creates a sexy RH story, she also does an amazing job with story-telling and world building. Her previous book series’ showcased this exactly, but this new book? She leveled tf up. This book has taken her from an author that you appreciate and look forward to reading, to an author you cant stop stalking to find out when her next book comes out 😂
So let me list the things I freaking loved about this book.
Porcia-I want to point out that normally I really really hate when the FMC starts out as a paranormal. I usually prefer she start out as a human (and stay that way😂) or finds out shes not a human but has thought she is all her life. Porcia is 100% unequivocally a paranormal when we start the story. Not only is she a paranormal, shes one of the oldest and most powerful vampires around. So I was a bit apprehensive. Turns out, I had absolutely no reason to worry because Porcia is exactly who I want to be when I grow up. Shes a burlesque dancing, self-sufficient, hilarious vampire that takes no shit and holds her own. The best part? Shes independent but shes not a total bitch. Shes spent her life helping other women, and shes freaking kind and I fell in love with her right off the bat.
Plus she says shit like:
“Off you pop then, darling. See you never, if you like your testicles where they are.”
Ive wanted to say “off you pop then, darling” to about every person Ive come in contact with for the last 48 hours, I shit you not. I love her.
Porcia’s whole “I dont need a man” thing is explained in further detail in the book and I dont want to get into the reasons why bc i wouldnt be able to keep it non-spoilery, but lets just say that they are all “HOLY SHIT” and made perfect sense and I cant even blame her.
The Guys- This is what makes or breaks a romance book, yeah? Especially a RH. You can have the greatest story in the world and the greatest FMC in the world and if your cast of merry men isn’t up to snuff then youre screwed.
Well, Colette is not screwed. Her MMC’s are not only lovable and alpha af and super hot and hilarious, theyre also a bit fucking psycho and obsessive and say/do all the right things that make you fan yourself and think “why can’t a girl just meet a psycho 1,500 year old vampire😭”
First we have Calvus and Louis who come as a packaged deal. Calvus has known Porcia since she was mortal, and he picked up Louis about 1300 years later. Both men are obsessed with Porcia. And when I say obsessed i mean- like legit theyve been watching out for her for 2 millennia. Silently, from the shadows. They keep her safe, keep other vampires away from her territory and ensure no one screws with her. It’s super sweet in a totally psycho stalker way that I can 100% get behind. In fact, the first time they meet Porcia, Louis is proclaiming their love for her within the first 10 minutes in probably the most intense way in the history of the world:
”We are obsessed with you. Live for you. Covet you. The depth of our love for you is so potent, it borders on hate. How can anything so wonderful, yet untouchable, exist? You are a temptation sent by Lucifer himself.”
Then you have Tir. Tir is... adorably psychotic. I mean it. Hes insane. Legit insane. Porcia falls into Tir’s life and from the first second they meet Tir wont take no for an answer (but don’t worry, i mean that in a totally consensual way. Theres no non/dub-con here. Just an ancient ass vampire who’s cut himself off from civilization for way too long and has no social skills and wants to worship the ground our FMC walks on).
The relationship between the three guys is hilarious. Calvus and Louis obviously are used to each other- are best friends, roommates, and have loved Porcia together for hundreds of years. So when she finally meets them face to face with ANOTHER male vampire, it sparks the feud of all feuds. And accounts for some pretty hilarious moments.
The History
”While Calvus did whatever he was doing, I tipped my head back and shifted my attention to the stars. They were brilliant tonight. The night sky was a constant in a world of change, and I’d been experiencing more change than usual recently. I drew the Perseus constellation in my mind, easily identified by the shining Algol star.
It had always irritated me that Perseus was honored in perpetuum. His killing of Medusa was immortalized as a heroic achievement, rather than the tragedy and insult that it was. Exceptionally beautiful, Medusa had been raped by Poseidon, in the goddess Athena’s temple. For the offense, Athena had cursed Medusa, making her hideous, and replacing her beautiful hair with live snakes.
Medusa was a victim, made into a monster, then turned into a sacrifice. And yet it was Perseus who got his own constellation? How was that for patriarchal nonsense?”
You know what the best part of this story was? The one aspect I’ve never read in another romance (RH or otherwise)? The historical aspect. These vampires are old. Theyre 700-2000 years old. So theyve seen a lot of shit. Colette doesnt ignore this. She takes all the history theyve seen and been a part of and intricately weaves it into the story line in a wonderfully delicate way. There are conversations they have about things that happened 200 years ago, 600 years ago, 1000 years ago. And its all based in real life history. Colette takes all her knowledge of ancient history and applies it to this story line in the most entertaining and fascinating way. I found myself perking up every time one of the MC’s would discuss things from the past because I loved the application of real life meets fantasy. Not only was it woven into the conversations/back stories, it was a huge part of the main story as well. It was so beautifully wonderfully well done that it turned the entire story into something entertaining to something wildly exciting. Absolutely unique and well-written 👏🏼👏🏼
So yeah. This book was fantastic. I’m only sad we wont see more of Porcia, Calvus, Louis and Tir because they were great characters with a great story. Colette killed it with this book and I cant freaking WAIT to see what she does next.
1.8.21
I have so many things to say but I need to organize my thoughts.
For now I'll leave it at this- Colette has leveled tf up with this book. It's DELIGHTFUL and gave me the best kind of anxiety and is sexy af and I have so many things to say about this story but you'll have to wait for my mind to stop reeling 😂
January 9, 2021
5 stars because um 🤩 freaking wow
** i received an arc in exchange for an honest review **
i am amazed by colette rhodes.
somehow, every time, she manages to knock it out of the park. she is one author that never ceases to not only meet but surpass my expectations greatly. if there was ever an author i could point to to show someone who consistently grows and perfects her craft, it would be her. hands down. i honestly think she’s the most underrated author i have ever read- i want to scream from the roof tops for everyone to read her books.
but i digress. onto the actual book 🤣
first, wow. ummmm, seriously W. O. W. i freaking loved this book. especially Louis 🤤 he is my favorite brand of psycho and playful. where can i buy me one of him?? excuse me for a moment to add him to my favorite book boyfriends of all time list.
whew, okay i’m back. let’s carry on with the gushing.
honestly, where do i even start? i finished this book a few days ago and i’m still scrambling to put my thoughts together. colette did such an amazing job giving voice to these characters, especially Porcia. i’ve read all of this authors books now, and somehow the character feels more *worldly* than any of her other FMCs - which makes sense because she’s a freaking ancient vampire - but the execution of the FMCs personality and knowledge was just.. ugh. *chef kiss*
i loved how she brought in history to this story, and yet still made the book her own. she had just enough details to make it seem natural and effortless, and the story flow was amazing.
i also seriously loved how Porcia was a badass and could handle her own, but learned that leaning on other people does not takeaway her personal strength, but enhance it.
honestly i could probably gush forever but i want to avoid spoilers so here’s my review in two words:
Read it!!
** i received an arc in exchange for an honest review **
i am amazed by colette rhodes.
somehow, every time, she manages to knock it out of the park. she is one author that never ceases to not only meet but surpass my expectations greatly. if there was ever an author i could point to to show someone who consistently grows and perfects her craft, it would be her. hands down. i honestly think she’s the most underrated author i have ever read- i want to scream from the roof tops for everyone to read her books.
but i digress. onto the actual book 🤣
first, wow. ummmm, seriously W. O. W. i freaking loved this book. especially Louis 🤤 he is my favorite brand of psycho and playful. where can i buy me one of him?? excuse me for a moment to add him to my favorite book boyfriends of all time list.
whew, okay i’m back. let’s carry on with the gushing.
honestly, where do i even start? i finished this book a few days ago and i’m still scrambling to put my thoughts together. colette did such an amazing job giving voice to these characters, especially Porcia. i’ve read all of this authors books now, and somehow the character feels more *worldly* than any of her other FMCs - which makes sense because she’s a freaking ancient vampire - but the execution of the FMCs personality and knowledge was just.. ugh. *chef kiss*
i loved how she brought in history to this story, and yet still made the book her own. she had just enough details to make it seem natural and effortless, and the story flow was amazing.
i also seriously loved how Porcia was a badass and could handle her own, but learned that leaning on other people does not takeaway her personal strength, but enhance it.
honestly i could probably gush forever but i want to avoid spoilers so here’s my review in two words:
Read it!!
d-n-f
February 10, 2021 free copy provided in exchange for an honest review.
dnf @30%
I just couldn’t handle the obsession the guys had with the MC, or the way that Tir wouldn’t take no for an answer. It was all just too much for me🤷🏽♀️.
dnf @30%
I just couldn’t handle the obsession the guys had with the MC, or the way that Tir wouldn’t take no for an answer. It was all just too much for me🤷🏽♀️.
January 11, 2021
Not my favorite
God I couldn't finish. At 67% I think was just tired of our mc b.s. It was a back and fourth over and over about them not being anything more then allies. Her hot and cold, her running and hidding. Porcia ( don't remember her name entirely) was just a women who I didn't have the slightest care for. I honestly don't know why these men found her even remotely attractive. She was hurt one time, had one relationship over 2000 years ago and she just couldn't get over it! she was a total ass**** to these men. I hated how she didn't care for their emotions, or all that they'd had done. What really tickled me was how she couldn't deal with them throwing it back each time she cut them deeply. This story dragged on way to much with the rejection that the mc kept dishing out. Wasted read.
God I couldn't finish. At 67% I think was just tired of our mc b.s. It was a back and fourth over and over about them not being anything more then allies. Her hot and cold, her running and hidding. Porcia ( don't remember her name entirely) was just a women who I didn't have the slightest care for. I honestly don't know why these men found her even remotely attractive. She was hurt one time, had one relationship over 2000 years ago and she just couldn't get over it! she was a total ass**** to these men. I hated how she didn't care for their emotions, or all that they'd had done. What really tickled me was how she couldn't deal with them throwing it back each time she cut them deeply. This story dragged on way to much with the rejection that the mc kept dishing out. Wasted read.
February 10, 2021
With each book I read of Ms. Rhodes', she ups the emotional impact, the sexiness, and the depth of her characters. Blood Nor Money flat out blew me away. Porcia is a complex main character who's lived for a long time but has kept herself mostly separated (especially emotionally) because of past mistakes. All of which is about to be blown up by change, forcing her to work with three fellow vampires. Vampires that push her to grow and change.
Calvus, Louis, and Tir are powerful, hot, and each have a distinct voice and personality. I loved all three, especially for Porcia, but Tir is my favorite and has some truly hilarious moments. All of the guys are drawn to and protective of Porcia but the relationships that they want do not come easily because of Porcia's past.
There is a bad guy who is appropriately bad, action scenes of fighting, lots of intense moments of emotions and sexiness, and amazingly incorporated moments of history. Vampire books are not my favorite generally but I will be re-reading this one because it was so well done. I cannot recommend this enough.
Calvus, Louis, and Tir are powerful, hot, and each have a distinct voice and personality. I loved all three, especially for Porcia, but Tir is my favorite and has some truly hilarious moments. All of the guys are drawn to and protective of Porcia but the relationships that they want do not come easily because of Porcia's past.
There is a bad guy who is appropriately bad, action scenes of fighting, lots of intense moments of emotions and sexiness, and amazingly incorporated moments of history. Vampire books are not my favorite generally but I will be re-reading this one because it was so well done. I cannot recommend this enough.
May 14, 2021
Blood Nor Money is live!
The five rules of immortality:
1. Don’t go out in the sun.
2. Don’t get decapitated.
3. Guard the territory.
4. Don't kill the humans.
5. Never trust men.
And most importantly...
Never trust men.
Blood Nor Money is a standalone vampire reverse harem romance suitable for readers 18+
Get it here.
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June 22, 2021DNF at 34%
This was the first book I didn’t like by this author. I love all of her other books so I decided to read this thinking that it would be good. Unfortunately I strongly disliked the main character. She was so stuck up in herself and for someone who claimed life is full and repetitive she sure did not try to make herself any happier with the guys. I also did not really like the insta-lust and quick love.
This was the first book I didn’t like by this author. I love all of her other books so I decided to read this thinking that it would be good. Unfortunately I strongly disliked the main character. She was so stuck up in herself and for someone who claimed life is full and repetitive she sure did not try to make herself any happier with the guys. I also did not really like the insta-lust and quick love.
January 28, 2021
2.5 stars
Old world feel in the bayous. A slow burn that was too slow to develop. While the male vampire love interests were charming and likable, the worldly, mature vampire heroine did not endear herself despite being confident. In the end, with all the push and pull, disagreeable heroine, added to slow pace, the story did not hold my interest.
Old world feel in the bayous. A slow burn that was too slow to develop. While the male vampire love interests were charming and likable, the worldly, mature vampire heroine did not endear herself despite being confident. In the end, with all the push and pull, disagreeable heroine, added to slow pace, the story did not hold my interest.
January 8, 2021
First we had fae, then wolves, then dragons and now some bad ass vampires. Is there anything this lady cant write about. But in all seriousness this book is a beast but its so worth it. Its the perfect blend of deep, old and traditional while modern and fresh. Clearly lots of research and thought has gone into this book. With another strong female lead and a diverse harem this book had me up late turning pages desperate to finish and put together all the clues to the thrilling conclusion. The only down side is we wont get to see Porcia and her men in more books to come.
April 24, 2021
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
So, this book wasn't what I was expecting: I was hoping for blood, sex and action. Yes there was sex, but not much of the other two.
Porcia, our main protagonist, is an old revenant who doesn't want to fall in love but finds herself in a position where she doesn't really have an option whit three other revenants fighting for her heart. Plus, there's a fourth one who wants her all for himself.
Now, you would think that this fourth party would fight hard for Porcia but it's not like that. Half the book consisted of Porcia trying to understand what she really wants. The threat of the Imperator isn't really present until he appears in the last 40 pages of the book.
I did like the fact that there are multiple POVs and that we manage to experience the events from all angles, but I would have loved to stab Porcia myself each and every time she says/thinks "Stars". Man, how I hated it!
Plus the characters aren't really explored. Porcia has an historical background, but if the reader doesn't know anything about ancient Rome they wouldn't get the references (as it happened to me) because they aren't well explained.
I didn't feel attached to anyone and that's why they could have all died and I wouldn't have shared a tear.
I don't know, maybe it's just me but this book was a little boring because half of it was the four protagonists just waiting while nothing happened.
So, this book wasn't what I was expecting: I was hoping for blood, sex and action. Yes there was sex, but not much of the other two.
Porcia, our main protagonist, is an old revenant who doesn't want to fall in love but finds herself in a position where she doesn't really have an option whit three other revenants fighting for her heart. Plus, there's a fourth one who wants her all for himself.
Now, you would think that this fourth party would fight hard for Porcia but it's not like that. Half the book consisted of Porcia trying to understand what she really wants. The threat of the Imperator isn't really present until he appears in the last 40 pages of the book.
I did like the fact that there are multiple POVs and that we manage to experience the events from all angles, but I would have loved to stab Porcia myself each and every time she says/thinks "Stars". Man, how I hated it!
Plus the characters aren't really explored. Porcia has an historical background, but if the reader doesn't know anything about ancient Rome they wouldn't get the references (as it happened to me) because they aren't well explained.
I didn't feel attached to anyone and that's why they could have all died and I wouldn't have shared a tear.
I don't know, maybe it's just me but this book was a little boring because half of it was the four protagonists just waiting while nothing happened.
January 22, 2021
I received an ARC of this book and am leaving a review voluntarily.
Portia is an ancient vampire who longs for the simple life: Running her burlesque club, dancing, and only using men for one thing. But all of that changes when she receives a message saying her territory is about to be taken over and she will be expected to serve as a consort. When Portia sends the messenger away with his tail between his legs, Portia’s club is burned to the ground.
However, two other vampires - Calvus and Louis - have hovered in the shadows and protected Portia for centuries. When they find her club a pile of smoking cinders, they fear for her, but Portia has been aware of their presence all this time because she comes to them for help. But Portia doesn’t come alone, for she brings yet another vampire with her, Tir. Will the four of them be enough to ward off this encroaching evil?
This book is amazing. First of all, Portia is stunning. She is sarcastic, smart, gorgeous, and takes no flack from anyone, especially men. But the three male vampires are … hot. Smoldering. Absolutely sex on a stick. For the first time in centuries, Portia finds herself thawing to these three very different males and enjoying the attention.
Author Colette Rhodes is a phenomenal writer. The three gentleman are written so clearly that I felt I could just have reached out and touched them through the pages. The voices of each character in this novel are distinct, and there is no misremembering in trying to decipher who is whom like there can be in other books.
The story was also unique. I love vampire tales, but the market is so saturated with them that it’s hard to find original ideas. Rest assured, you will find originality here.
Portia’s existence reaches back to ancient Rome, as do Calvus and Louis’s, and there are circles within circles linking all of these characters together.
This is also a RH. I am not normally a RH reader, but the book intrigued me so much that I actually loved it. So if you’re in the mood for a unique vampire story with loads of sexy hotness, wait no further.
Portia is an ancient vampire who longs for the simple life: Running her burlesque club, dancing, and only using men for one thing. But all of that changes when she receives a message saying her territory is about to be taken over and she will be expected to serve as a consort. When Portia sends the messenger away with his tail between his legs, Portia’s club is burned to the ground.
However, two other vampires - Calvus and Louis - have hovered in the shadows and protected Portia for centuries. When they find her club a pile of smoking cinders, they fear for her, but Portia has been aware of their presence all this time because she comes to them for help. But Portia doesn’t come alone, for she brings yet another vampire with her, Tir. Will the four of them be enough to ward off this encroaching evil?
This book is amazing. First of all, Portia is stunning. She is sarcastic, smart, gorgeous, and takes no flack from anyone, especially men. But the three male vampires are … hot. Smoldering. Absolutely sex on a stick. For the first time in centuries, Portia finds herself thawing to these three very different males and enjoying the attention.
Author Colette Rhodes is a phenomenal writer. The three gentleman are written so clearly that I felt I could just have reached out and touched them through the pages. The voices of each character in this novel are distinct, and there is no misremembering in trying to decipher who is whom like there can be in other books.
The story was also unique. I love vampire tales, but the market is so saturated with them that it’s hard to find original ideas. Rest assured, you will find originality here.
Portia’s existence reaches back to ancient Rome, as do Calvus and Louis’s, and there are circles within circles linking all of these characters together.
This is also a RH. I am not normally a RH reader, but the book intrigued me so much that I actually loved it. So if you’re in the mood for a unique vampire story with loads of sexy hotness, wait no further.
January 11, 2021
Great book!
This was an amazing book with great romance! As a history nerd I especially enjoyed the characters. Such a fun read!
This was an amazing book with great romance! As a history nerd I especially enjoyed the characters. Such a fun read!
September 5, 2021
Currently working through Rhodes’ backlog and decided to give this book a shot. I really liked the concept, but execution was a little lost on me. Porcia is our FMC, she is 2000 years old and has lived an entire immortal life of solitude, resigning herself to having only relations with human men and not vampires. In fact, Porcia is so opposed to the undead that she doesn’t even refer to them as vampires but “immortals”. As this is a reverse harem book, our men are Louis, Calvus, and Tir. The latter man is equally as old as Porcia and is borderline crazy, exhibit one being that he has an entire collection of explosives below his house. He is also very confident in how he feels and spends the entire book telling Porcia how she is his angel and that she cannot get rid of him. Calvus and Louis are friends who have been obsessively following Porcia for hundreds (Calvus, thousands) of years. I appreciated that they were committed to Porcia and never overstepped their boundaries, but it was exhausting reading about it from Porcia’s perspective.
When it comes to Porcia, she is not a female I grew to like. In fact, I probably grew to dislike her as the book progressed. I was appalled that Porcia continuously mentioned that she was an independent, strong woman, and then would blatantly disregard that fact that Calvus and Louis were the ones responsible for keeping her safe. Without them, she very likely would have been dead. She even admitted to knowing that they were watching/following her, and yet I don’t believe she ever tells them so much as a thank you.
Additionally, most of this book (at least up until 85% of it) is just Porcia going back and fourth trying to discern her feelings. I cut her some slack when it came to the indecisiveness, as it is made explicitly clear that she is a 2000 year old woman whose grappling with whether to give love a shot. However, in that same vein, she is a 2000 year old woman who has no excuse for the way she acted. She was using these men too, at least for temporary satisfaction, and I felt like she still proceeded to have a “holier than thou” air about it.
While I didn’t like Porcia, I honestly don’t hold it against the author because Rhodes has some books that I absolutely LOVE. So while I did not like Porica, I at least commend Rhodes for being able to write a character who I have no desire to read more about.
When it comes to Porcia, she is not a female I grew to like. In fact, I probably grew to dislike her as the book progressed. I was appalled that Porcia continuously mentioned that she was an independent, strong woman, and then would blatantly disregard that fact that Calvus and Louis were the ones responsible for keeping her safe. Without them, she very likely would have been dead. She even admitted to knowing that they were watching/following her, and yet I don’t believe she ever tells them so much as a thank you.
Additionally, most of this book (at least up until 85% of it) is just Porcia going back and fourth trying to discern her feelings. I cut her some slack when it came to the indecisiveness, as it is made explicitly clear that she is a 2000 year old woman whose grappling with whether to give love a shot. However, in that same vein, she is a 2000 year old woman who has no excuse for the way she acted. She was using these men too, at least for temporary satisfaction, and I felt like she still proceeded to have a “holier than thou” air about it.
While I didn’t like Porcia, I honestly don’t hold it against the author because Rhodes has some books that I absolutely LOVE. So while I did not like Porica, I at least commend Rhodes for being able to write a character who I have no desire to read more about.
January 12, 2021
Considering I was never a paranormal or even an RH reader before I stumbled over Colette Rhodes last year, well now I am hooked. Or maybe that is just hooked on Colette Rhodes, my new favourite Author and to top it right off, she's a fellow Kiwi!!!
Wasn't sure how I would go with Vampires I have to say but then since I have now read not only Fae but Dragons as well as werewolves. What difference could Vampires make...?
Well a whole helluva lot after reading this book! And wow what a book. It was a well rounded book. Colette gave us a damn good story with some great characters which were oh so different and yet all lovable in their own way.
I enjoyed the back stories for each of these characters and getting to know each of these characters. This is another reason I seriously love multiple POV. I feel you just have to have them in these types of books to get a better understanding of them.
I did like Porcia but she also kind of annoyed me but then I could also understand why she was the way she was. Still I totally loved her inner monologue. Cracked me up so much which was brilliant.
The guys, big sigh, the guys.... Each of them were just glorious. Calvus I just loved. He was just so galant and gentlemanly and yet he was a bit of a softy. Certainly loved his take charge and instantly everyone just jumped into line no matter what they were doing.... I sure as hell would too if he barked a command at me ;-)
Tir, I have to say I loved from the get go. He was just such a sweetie and I loved his inner monologue as well. I could just visualise his character with literally love hearts in his eyes every time he looked at Porcia.
Even his wanting to be friends with Calvus and Louis and them giving him the cold shoulder for a good portion of this book. But ultimately his love for Porcia was just so sweet and I loved reading his character right the way through.
And then there was Louis. His inner monologue cracked me up the most. I enjoyed his and Calvus relationship and eventually his and Tir was fun to read even when he was trying to still hate him but couldn't.
The only thing with slow burn is, by the time they all come together the book ends and its just not fair... (insert whingy voice) It leaves you wanting more and more.
Overall, another enjoyable read by Colette. The historical points in this book made it all the more enjoyable. I love a nice long, in depth read and I certainly got this. The way Colette writes is just so amazing. The picture she creates is just so vivid which shows the talent this women has.
Where will she take us next.....
I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.
Wasn't sure how I would go with Vampires I have to say but then since I have now read not only Fae but Dragons as well as werewolves. What difference could Vampires make...?
Well a whole helluva lot after reading this book! And wow what a book. It was a well rounded book. Colette gave us a damn good story with some great characters which were oh so different and yet all lovable in their own way.
I enjoyed the back stories for each of these characters and getting to know each of these characters. This is another reason I seriously love multiple POV. I feel you just have to have them in these types of books to get a better understanding of them.
I did like Porcia but she also kind of annoyed me but then I could also understand why she was the way she was. Still I totally loved her inner monologue. Cracked me up so much which was brilliant.
The guys, big sigh, the guys.... Each of them were just glorious. Calvus I just loved. He was just so galant and gentlemanly and yet he was a bit of a softy. Certainly loved his take charge and instantly everyone just jumped into line no matter what they were doing.... I sure as hell would too if he barked a command at me ;-)
Tir, I have to say I loved from the get go. He was just such a sweetie and I loved his inner monologue as well. I could just visualise his character with literally love hearts in his eyes every time he looked at Porcia.
Even his wanting to be friends with Calvus and Louis and them giving him the cold shoulder for a good portion of this book. But ultimately his love for Porcia was just so sweet and I loved reading his character right the way through.
And then there was Louis. His inner monologue cracked me up the most. I enjoyed his and Calvus relationship and eventually his and Tir was fun to read even when he was trying to still hate him but couldn't.
The only thing with slow burn is, by the time they all come together the book ends and its just not fair... (insert whingy voice) It leaves you wanting more and more.
Overall, another enjoyable read by Colette. The historical points in this book made it all the more enjoyable. I love a nice long, in depth read and I certainly got this. The way Colette writes is just so amazing. The picture she creates is just so vivid which shows the talent this women has.
Where will she take us next.....
I received a free copy of this book and am voluntarily leaving a review.
May 22, 2021
***3.5 stars***
I don't normally read RH type books, especially with vampires thrown in to the mix, but it proved to be an interesting read. This one had a lot of back and forth, running hot and running cold for our FMC Portia, and while I did like her it was equally weighted with the fact that in some occasion I found her highly annoying and wanted to reach into the book to shake her!! I really like the guys as well, like they each had qualities about them which were like their own you know (especially loved Louis' inner monologue lol). Bonus point as well for the historical detail in this (as an undergraduate history student, it very much appealed to my heart!)
I received an advance review copy for free from BookSirens, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
I don't normally read RH type books, especially with vampires thrown in to the mix, but it proved to be an interesting read. This one had a lot of back and forth, running hot and running cold for our FMC Portia, and while I did like her it was equally weighted with the fact that in some occasion I found her highly annoying and wanted to reach into the book to shake her!! I really like the guys as well, like they each had qualities about them which were like their own you know (especially loved Louis' inner monologue lol). Bonus point as well for the historical detail in this (as an undergraduate history student, it very much appealed to my heart!)
I received an advance review copy for free from BookSirens, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
January 26, 2021
Fabulous Vamp RH
I absolutely loved this! Porcia, Tir, Calvus and Louis are all brilliant characters that all shine throughout the book with their own personality traits. I do have a soft spot for Tir though (I do love a unapologetic crazy hero 🤣). The story and chemistry between all the harem had me gripped until I had devoured this in one sitting and no sleep. Colette has managed to right a brilliant refreshing vampire RH that I know I will be rereading more than once! Highly recommend everyone PnR RH lover gives this one a read!!
I absolutely loved this! Porcia, Tir, Calvus and Louis are all brilliant characters that all shine throughout the book with their own personality traits. I do have a soft spot for Tir though (I do love a unapologetic crazy hero 🤣). The story and chemistry between all the harem had me gripped until I had devoured this in one sitting and no sleep. Colette has managed to right a brilliant refreshing vampire RH that I know I will be rereading more than once! Highly recommend everyone PnR RH lover gives this one a read!!
March 24, 2021
Portia is a vampire changed while she was living in the Roman empire. She's been living for over 2000 years thanks to her two protectors in the shadows, Calvus and Louis. But when another vampire who calls himself the emperor wants her, her two secret bodyguards will need to step up their game and Tyr, another vampire too joins them in their quest to protect Portia.
I liked how the author portrayed the vampire as sexual beings, as sex is part of their nature, but at the same time she did a good job in showing how their immortal life was influenced by the culture and time on when they were humans.
I liked how the author portrayed the vampire as sexual beings, as sex is part of their nature, but at the same time she did a good job in showing how their immortal life was influenced by the culture and time on when they were humans.
May 25, 2022
A fun twist on some well known Romans. A little slow burny for me with Calvus and Louis, I wanted them all together much earlier on. But Portia was a great character and Tir was charming in his besotted madness
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
September 17, 2022
CALVUS GOT ROBBED!!!!!!!!! JUSTICE FOR MY MAN CALVUS AND HIS LACK OF A ONE-ON-ONE S*X SCENE WITH PORTIA!!!! CRYING FOR HIM!!!!
Other than that, this was very good, interesting story. I love vampires.
Other than that, this was very good, interesting story. I love vampires.
January 12, 2021
"Will you walk into my parlor?" said the spider to the fly.
If you're looking for an easy flowing story that is not only a standalone but has a few twists on the well known vampire myths, this book is a good one to one-click or add to your tbr. Portia was definitely an interesting fmc. After centuries of being pretty much alone and with a past like she had pre-transition, it's incredibly hard for her to admit that she needs help when some crazy false emperor disrupts her life. But what comes hand in hand with asking for help? Being able to trust the person(s) you're relying on to come to your aid. Rule #5 of not trusting men gets extremely hard to follow when three men get thrown at her in a matter of days. Portia is a complicated character, but one I rather enjoyed watching break from the inside out, fighting the heavy set rules she had made for herself to not fall into past mistakes and to avoid future hurt. Her everloving followers Calvus, Louis, and Tir don't go easy on her with their devotion despite her hesitation and commitment issues, but it was very nice to see them be respectful of her decisions yet still be able to push her in the different ways that she needed. It's funny that Portia had centuries for self growth yet the most growth she had shown as a person was when her three men entered her life and showed her that love does not expect nor require you to hurt yourself or put others before yourself in order to be worthy of it. This is definitely one I'd come back to in between series when I'm in the mood for a standalone.
If you're looking for an easy flowing story that is not only a standalone but has a few twists on the well known vampire myths, this book is a good one to one-click or add to your tbr. Portia was definitely an interesting fmc. After centuries of being pretty much alone and with a past like she had pre-transition, it's incredibly hard for her to admit that she needs help when some crazy false emperor disrupts her life. But what comes hand in hand with asking for help? Being able to trust the person(s) you're relying on to come to your aid. Rule #5 of not trusting men gets extremely hard to follow when three men get thrown at her in a matter of days. Portia is a complicated character, but one I rather enjoyed watching break from the inside out, fighting the heavy set rules she had made for herself to not fall into past mistakes and to avoid future hurt. Her everloving followers Calvus, Louis, and Tir don't go easy on her with their devotion despite her hesitation and commitment issues, but it was very nice to see them be respectful of her decisions yet still be able to push her in the different ways that she needed. It's funny that Portia had centuries for self growth yet the most growth she had shown as a person was when her three men entered her life and showed her that love does not expect nor require you to hurt yourself or put others before yourself in order to be worthy of it. This is definitely one I'd come back to in between series when I'm in the mood for a standalone.
January 14, 2021
What a great read! Loved the characters. Loved the angst of 'will she, won't she' give in to the men and their love for Porcia. Tir was the light hearted lover. Louis was the grumbly, stubborn lover. And Calvus, Oh Calvus! He was the unshakeable constant that fueled Porcia's very existence. He was the epitome of an alpha protector, yet he held everything back except his protection until she was ready to accept his love and himself. Porcia was a woman who spent so much of herself to help others yet locked her heart away. She had to learn what loving someone really meant and how to receive that love back in return. So glad I gave this book a chance as it did not disappoint!
February 4, 2021
This is a really well written book - the editing, world building, character descriptions and dialogue are all leaps and bounds above most other RH books I've read.
Unfortunately, that can't save it from a really weak premise and glacial pace.
I'm about midway through and despite enjoying the writing, I have no particular interest in continuing with the book. The characters are all so closed and stand-offish from one another that it's genuinely exhausting. We have no real sense of the villain, either, other than the disturbing fan art they keep leaving about.
I was genuinely excited when I started this to see that, finally, I was getting a vampire story where all the characters are ancient - and I think it did help with the chemistry. Not enough for me to keep reading, but a good start. I also appreciated how tired and apathetic the characters are - as expected of someone who has been alive for millennia. I just wish the plot supported their character development better.
Finally my other issue with this book is how obsessive/in love all the male characters are with Porcia. It cut the legs off of any real romance for me (basically, you know everything will resolve as soon as Porcia gets over herself) and I found it a little creepy besides.
So this is 3 stars but still a DNF. Someone who likes this set up more would probably really enjoy the book.
Unfortunately, that can't save it from a really weak premise and glacial pace.
I'm about midway through and despite enjoying the writing, I have no particular interest in continuing with the book. The characters are all so closed and stand-offish from one another that it's genuinely exhausting. We have no real sense of the villain, either, other than the disturbing fan art they keep leaving about.
I was genuinely excited when I started this to see that, finally, I was getting a vampire story where all the characters are ancient - and I think it did help with the chemistry. Not enough for me to keep reading, but a good start. I also appreciated how tired and apathetic the characters are - as expected of someone who has been alive for millennia. I just wish the plot supported their character development better.
Finally my other issue with this book is how obsessive/in love all the male characters are with Porcia. It cut the legs off of any real romance for me (basically, you know everything will resolve as soon as Porcia gets over herself) and I found it a little creepy besides.
So this is 3 stars but still a DNF. Someone who likes this set up more would probably really enjoy the book.
January 28, 2021
Reverse Harem Vampire Romance
Pacing: ⭐⭐⭐
Character Growth: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Editing/Proofreading: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
World-building: ⭐⭐⭐
Creativity: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Much of the RH/WhyChoose romance I've read leans toward a modern feel both in vernacular/verbiage as well as structure. This one feels very "traditional" vampire romance with a reverse harem element. It's longer, more moment by moment, day by day relationship building. The pacing of the story for the first 40% or so was a little slow for my taste, but not so slow as to disinterest me. It's a book you can happily read over a few days, rather than SO fast-paced you'll stay up till 3 am binging it.
Portia is your main female character. She's a long-time vampire/revenant and over the generations, she's grown to own and perform in burlesque clubs. Calvus is her long-time (long-distance) vampire protector and... stalker? But in a good way. haha, His partner and best friend is Louis. Early in the story, we're introduced to Tir. He's also a long-time vampire, but he might have been sequestered away from normal human society for a bit too long, so he's a little... quirky.
You pretty much ONLY interact with the main characters and the antagonist. There are effectively no "secondary" or "tertiary" characters. This leads to a sort of isolated feeling, kind of removed from "normal" human life, even though it's obvious these characters are living in the same London as all the humans are. And I believe that was intentional. As the reader, I definitely felt that one layer removed from normal humans as the vampires do. Kind of an observer, not a participant.
There's a "plot twist" at the end when you discover the true identity of one of the characters, which was fun to read. I put that in quotes because the twist doesn't truly influence the plot, it's just an interesting tidbit you learn.
All in all, I would recommend this book to other vampire romance and/or RH book lovers. It's a good read.
Pacing: ⭐⭐⭐
Character Growth: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Editing/Proofreading: ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
World-building: ⭐⭐⭐
Creativity: ⭐⭐⭐⭐
Much of the RH/WhyChoose romance I've read leans toward a modern feel both in vernacular/verbiage as well as structure. This one feels very "traditional" vampire romance with a reverse harem element. It's longer, more moment by moment, day by day relationship building. The pacing of the story for the first 40% or so was a little slow for my taste, but not so slow as to disinterest me. It's a book you can happily read over a few days, rather than SO fast-paced you'll stay up till 3 am binging it.
Portia is your main female character. She's a long-time vampire/revenant and over the generations, she's grown to own and perform in burlesque clubs. Calvus is her long-time (long-distance) vampire protector and... stalker? But in a good way. haha, His partner and best friend is Louis. Early in the story, we're introduced to Tir. He's also a long-time vampire, but he might have been sequestered away from normal human society for a bit too long, so he's a little... quirky.
You pretty much ONLY interact with the main characters and the antagonist. There are effectively no "secondary" or "tertiary" characters. This leads to a sort of isolated feeling, kind of removed from "normal" human life, even though it's obvious these characters are living in the same London as all the humans are. And I believe that was intentional. As the reader, I definitely felt that one layer removed from normal humans as the vampires do. Kind of an observer, not a participant.
There's a "plot twist" at the end when you discover the true identity of one of the characters, which was fun to read. I put that in quotes because the twist doesn't truly influence the plot, it's just an interesting tidbit you learn.
All in all, I would recommend this book to other vampire romance and/or RH book lovers. It's a good read.
February 9, 2021
This book is a standalone Reverse Harem paranormal romance. It’s set in England, though none of the MCs are English. The paranormality is Vampires. There are POV changes throughout the book.
Triggers:
- blood
- suicide
- violence
- death
- rough intimacies
- arson
- slavery (pre-chattel, but it’s still there)
- illness (plague)
Characters of Colour?
Yes! The main cast comprises 2 Romans (old school, absolutely not white); one white Frenchman, & a Persian! How flipping fantastic is that?! Moreover, the author takes time to make non-whiteness explicit & beautiful.
Disabled Characters?
Vampirism has its ties to various disabilities & illnesses. While these characters obviously have functioned within the various societies sufficiently, it’s absolutely worth noting that these people cannot interact with sunlight. That’s disabling. Their accommodations need particular specifications in order for these folx to keep existing.
While it’s not a “traditional” disability, these folx are certainly not completely able to partake of society.
QUILTTBAG/Queer Characters?
There’s some definite queer baiting going on, I’m afraid, with the three Masc characters playing the “No Homo” card slightly differently.
Boo, Hiss, I wanna see Queer kids Kiss!
Worth my time?
This chonky book took a solid 10 hours of nigh-obsessive reading.
I. Adored. It.
There were basically no line edit slips. The art that lets us know whose POV we’re seeing through each chapter is swoon worthy. The characters are so freakin’ compelling. Sure, sometimes that compulsion is to throw things right at their stupidly pretty faces, but that’s neither here nor there.
This isn’t a tired, expected take on vampires. It’s well thought out, beautifully executed, & steamy as h*ck
The only thing I didn’t utterly love was that there wasn’t quite enough variety in bedroom play. Apart from a few notable scenes, there’s a lot of fade-to-black, or same position, but with more emotional undertones.
But seriously, that’s not even a real issue.
I know this isn’t part of a series, but if there were more books in this universe, I would be very keen.
Re-read?
You better believe this is going on the re-read pile! Oh hell yes!
Recommend?
Anyone who loves a good Vampire story where the vamps are scary, not shiny; sexy, seriously compelling, & capable of growth.
I’d also point anyone who enjoys ménage with a bit of Bite to it.
I’m not the tiniest bit sorry for that pun, either.
Devour this, damnit
Triggers:
- blood
- suicide
- violence
- death
- rough intimacies
- arson
- slavery (pre-chattel, but it’s still there)
- illness (plague)
Characters of Colour?
Yes! The main cast comprises 2 Romans (old school, absolutely not white); one white Frenchman, & a Persian! How flipping fantastic is that?! Moreover, the author takes time to make non-whiteness explicit & beautiful.
Disabled Characters?
Vampirism has its ties to various disabilities & illnesses. While these characters obviously have functioned within the various societies sufficiently, it’s absolutely worth noting that these people cannot interact with sunlight. That’s disabling. Their accommodations need particular specifications in order for these folx to keep existing.
While it’s not a “traditional” disability, these folx are certainly not completely able to partake of society.
QUILTTBAG/Queer Characters?
There’s some definite queer baiting going on, I’m afraid, with the three Masc characters playing the “No Homo” card slightly differently.
Boo, Hiss, I wanna see Queer kids Kiss!
Worth my time?
This chonky book took a solid 10 hours of nigh-obsessive reading.
I. Adored. It.
There were basically no line edit slips. The art that lets us know whose POV we’re seeing through each chapter is swoon worthy. The characters are so freakin’ compelling. Sure, sometimes that compulsion is to throw things right at their stupidly pretty faces, but that’s neither here nor there.
This isn’t a tired, expected take on vampires. It’s well thought out, beautifully executed, & steamy as h*ck
The only thing I didn’t utterly love was that there wasn’t quite enough variety in bedroom play. Apart from a few notable scenes, there’s a lot of fade-to-black, or same position, but with more emotional undertones.
But seriously, that’s not even a real issue.
I know this isn’t part of a series, but if there were more books in this universe, I would be very keen.
Re-read?
You better believe this is going on the re-read pile! Oh hell yes!
Recommend?
Anyone who loves a good Vampire story where the vamps are scary, not shiny; sexy, seriously compelling, & capable of growth.
I’d also point anyone who enjoys ménage with a bit of Bite to it.
I’m not the tiniest bit sorry for that pun, either.
Devour this, damnit
January 31, 2021
The five rules of immortality:
1. Don’t go out in the sun.
2. Don’t get decapitated.
3. Guard the territory.
4. Don't kill the humans.
5. Never trust men.
And most importantly...
Never trust men.
This is a really good paranormal standalone RH. It’s different because it’s rare to have a standalone complete RH story and also that all of the main characters are ancient (2,000 years old, the youngest in the group is 600+ years old).
Calvus and Louis love and protect Porcia from a distance. Tir is an interesting character that likes to push boundaries. Porcia loves her freedom and independence, especially expressed through her burlesque club and performances. Porcia has 5 rules she lives by and the main one is not to trust men. A direct threat to her life means that she must rethink her rules.
This is a new to me Author and I really enjoyed her writing. The world building is excellent in this book. You can feel the history behind each of these ancient characters and how they have dealt with the passing of time. This for the most part a slow burn romance. It is push pull relationships for the characters, who are somewhat set in their ways. But each brings something to the dynamic that works well. There are some twists and the anticipation of the big reveal is worth the time invested in the story. If you like a good vampire story, I recommend it.
Thank you to the Author, Publisher and BookSirens for the complimentary ARC. I’m voluntarily reviewing and giving an unbiased opinion of an eARC.
1. Don’t go out in the sun.
2. Don’t get decapitated.
3. Guard the territory.
4. Don't kill the humans.
5. Never trust men.
And most importantly...
Never trust men.
This is a really good paranormal standalone RH. It’s different because it’s rare to have a standalone complete RH story and also that all of the main characters are ancient (2,000 years old, the youngest in the group is 600+ years old).
Calvus and Louis love and protect Porcia from a distance. Tir is an interesting character that likes to push boundaries. Porcia loves her freedom and independence, especially expressed through her burlesque club and performances. Porcia has 5 rules she lives by and the main one is not to trust men. A direct threat to her life means that she must rethink her rules.
This is a new to me Author and I really enjoyed her writing. The world building is excellent in this book. You can feel the history behind each of these ancient characters and how they have dealt with the passing of time. This for the most part a slow burn romance. It is push pull relationships for the characters, who are somewhat set in their ways. But each brings something to the dynamic that works well. There are some twists and the anticipation of the big reveal is worth the time invested in the story. If you like a good vampire story, I recommend it.
Thank you to the Author, Publisher and BookSirens for the complimentary ARC. I’m voluntarily reviewing and giving an unbiased opinion of an eARC.
March 14, 2021
OMG THIS WAS AMAZING!!!!
Holy mother of all books this was by far the best series I have read since All the Pretty Monsters by Kristy Cunning! thank you for sharing Blood Nor Money with us. I just finished and am crying because of how incredible it was. Porcia’s story is so inspiring and deeply touched me. As a domestic abuse survivor who has subconsciously spent the last decade doing everything possible to ensure I never come close to love, this story felt like it was speaking directly to me. It made me realize just how high I built my own towers and that I have deliberately isolated myself. After reading this story I don’t want to do that anymore. I didn’t even realize just how numb I had become and it infuriates me because I let my past experiences stop me from living my life.
No more.
This story was everything I needed that I didn’t even know I needed. Between the rich historical references of my favorite time period and the incredible plot line and characters, this book is in my top 3 all time favorites! You are an amazing, talented writer and on behalf of anyone who has ever let their past hold them back, thank you for this book.
For anyone who hasn’t read this standalone novel, you need to drop everything and read it right now. (Also, to clarify there is not any sexual assault outlined in this book in case that’s a trigger for anyone.)
Holy mother of all books this was by far the best series I have read since All the Pretty Monsters by Kristy Cunning! thank you for sharing Blood Nor Money with us. I just finished and am crying because of how incredible it was. Porcia’s story is so inspiring and deeply touched me. As a domestic abuse survivor who has subconsciously spent the last decade doing everything possible to ensure I never come close to love, this story felt like it was speaking directly to me. It made me realize just how high I built my own towers and that I have deliberately isolated myself. After reading this story I don’t want to do that anymore. I didn’t even realize just how numb I had become and it infuriates me because I let my past experiences stop me from living my life.
No more.
This story was everything I needed that I didn’t even know I needed. Between the rich historical references of my favorite time period and the incredible plot line and characters, this book is in my top 3 all time favorites! You are an amazing, talented writer and on behalf of anyone who has ever let their past hold them back, thank you for this book.
For anyone who hasn’t read this standalone novel, you need to drop everything and read it right now. (Also, to clarify there is not any sexual assault outlined in this book in case that’s a trigger for anyone.)
September 5, 2021
The premise of a relationship started on 2000+ years of silent stalking was an odd choice, but the men did slowly grow on me with their personalities. While I do love a 400+ page book sometimes, I think this book dragged on for too long over the same relationship struggles. I was surprised at how long I had been reading and was only around 35% into the book.
Much of the book could have been condensed - the three men and Porcia kept waffling between their protective and independent natures over and over and over again. I would have rather had more progress on the Imperator plot or more smut scenes rather than back and forth attachment drama. Are we all an official harem? Or are we just allies for some short sexual relief? The slow-burn was just glacial and rather annoying tbh. The Imperator twist was finally revealed around 80% into the book, and the FMC Porcia didn't accept their harem relationship until around 90% into the book, which was exasperating.
Plus, it seemed like the whole vampire society wasn't very well fleshed out. Louis and Calvus called themselves revenants, Porcia called them immortals, Tir called them vampires, yet other characters called them lamias... after millennia of existence, shouldn't they have figured it out by now what they were officially called?
While I think the author has written some great books and series, this is not one of them.
Much of the book could have been condensed - the three men and Porcia kept waffling between their protective and independent natures over and over and over again. I would have rather had more progress on the Imperator plot or more smut scenes rather than back and forth attachment drama. Are we all an official harem? Or are we just allies for some short sexual relief? The slow-burn was just glacial and rather annoying tbh. The Imperator twist was finally revealed around 80% into the book, and the FMC Porcia didn't accept their harem relationship until around 90% into the book, which was exasperating.
Plus, it seemed like the whole vampire society wasn't very well fleshed out. Louis and Calvus called themselves revenants, Porcia called them immortals, Tir called them vampires, yet other characters called them lamias... after millennia of existence, shouldn't they have figured it out by now what they were officially called?
While I think the author has written some great books and series, this is not one of them.
February 21, 2021
Wow. In the beginning I was a little bit unsure if I would like this book. But WOW!
I took my time to finish this and savoured every second of it.
Porcia is a strong heroine and I loved how she viewed life after so many centurys.
She accustomed to the lifestyle that got in style but made it always her own life and style. She also fought for women rights over the years which was sadly only briefly spoken of.
I really enjoyed her relationships with the boys and how they developed together.
Porcia changed in a good way because of those boys. I really liked that they helped her in working up some past emotinal issues she needed to overcome.
All 3 boys have very different personalities which made it much more fun. Porcia interacted with everyone differently and they each had their own banter but the 4 always worked together when difficult times came.
What intrigued me to read this book (because I didn‘t know the author/never heard of her before) was the reverse harem trope.
And now I definitely need to read more from the author!!
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
I took my time to finish this and savoured every second of it.
Porcia is a strong heroine and I loved how she viewed life after so many centurys.
She accustomed to the lifestyle that got in style but made it always her own life and style. She also fought for women rights over the years which was sadly only briefly spoken of.
I really enjoyed her relationships with the boys and how they developed together.
Porcia changed in a good way because of those boys. I really liked that they helped her in working up some past emotinal issues she needed to overcome.
All 3 boys have very different personalities which made it much more fun. Porcia interacted with everyone differently and they each had their own banter but the 4 always worked together when difficult times came.
What intrigued me to read this book (because I didn‘t know the author/never heard of her before) was the reverse harem trope.
And now I definitely need to read more from the author!!
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
June 8, 2021
Oh, My Stars!!! 🌟💫🌟
This was a great take on a vampire love story. The women (who are rarely turned) are considered a Monarch / Queen, that revenants/lamia aka vampires, are drawn to them to be their protectors, lovers, partners, consorts, etc.
Porcia isn't a normal vamp, seeing as she doesn't know the rules, nor lets anyone get too close. She's got a backstory, that you kind of think of why she is the way she is. #complicated 🙄
Then you got Calvus and Louis who have been obsessed/in love with her like forever! Seriously. They've been protecting her and her territory from the shadows all these years. Then throw in Tir, who they see as competition, basically stampedes his way into their lives, and then the fun begins! 😆 BTW you can't help but enjoy yourself when they all come to play. 🤩
You've got drama, intense sex scenes, super hot scenes, suspense, action, and a HEA! I really did love it! 😍
On to the next! #HappyReading 💖
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
This was a great take on a vampire love story. The women (who are rarely turned) are considered a Monarch / Queen, that revenants/lamia aka vampires, are drawn to them to be their protectors, lovers, partners, consorts, etc.
Porcia isn't a normal vamp, seeing as she doesn't know the rules, nor lets anyone get too close. She's got a backstory, that you kind of think of why she is the way she is. #complicated 🙄
Then you got Calvus and Louis who have been obsessed/in love with her like forever! Seriously. They've been protecting her and her territory from the shadows all these years. Then throw in Tir, who they see as competition, basically stampedes his way into their lives, and then the fun begins! 😆 BTW you can't help but enjoy yourself when they all come to play. 🤩
You've got drama, intense sex scenes, super hot scenes, suspense, action, and a HEA! I really did love it! 😍
On to the next! #HappyReading 💖
I received an advance review copy for free, and I am leaving this review voluntarily.
June 29, 2021
The summary of this book doesn't do justice to the amazing ride Rhodes takes the reader on in this book. There are so many vampire books out there that just throw all "traditional" vampire stereotypes out the window but Rhodes doesn't do that here. Her vampires are restricted to the night, feed on human blood, but are so much more than blood thirsty monsters. They are able to manipulate humans to willingly allow them to feed, but the humans don't remember the encounter. I really liked this mechanic.
Porcia, our heroine, inspires devotion from men around her. Again this is somewhat explained by the mechanics of vampire culture which takes it from "girl so beautiful everyone loves her" to an epic love story. And her men are no pushovers. All three, while completely devoted to Porcia, have their own lives and personalities.
Overall just a phenominal stand alone that I will highly recommend in the future.
Porcia, our heroine, inspires devotion from men around her. Again this is somewhat explained by the mechanics of vampire culture which takes it from "girl so beautiful everyone loves her" to an epic love story. And her men are no pushovers. All three, while completely devoted to Porcia, have their own lives and personalities.
Overall just a phenominal stand alone that I will highly recommend in the future.
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