A schizophrenic little title, feeling somewhat like it was written by the lovechild of Jack Kerouac and Martha Stewart, Pontoon is a dryly hysterical story from NPR's very own Garrison Keillor. I'd never read anything of his before, only heard his radio show, and was surprised to find how smoothly the transition from one medium to the next went. The writing style is suited to his manner of speech perfectly, and it's easy to hear Garrison filling in for your standard inner narrator without much effort. Very approachable and friendly, it is very easy to settle in for a chapter and come away with the half the book gone.
The story itself concerns the death of a nice old lady who lived a happy Lutheran life prior to her golden years, at which point she decided to throw caution to the wind and began doing all the things in life she should have done decades and decades ago. Upon her demise, her secrets spill and her friends and family adapt as best they can to these shocking revelations in standard Wobegon fashion (generally poorly and panicky, with a few upstanding exceptions and a couple Honorable Mentions). The writing is charming and sweet and personal as Garrison rattles off cozy, quiet details of life with the kind of expertise in visual writing a long and madly successful radio career can provide. The characters are the kind of believably neurotic wackos we all know, love, and almost certainly are, and earn bonus realism points by having well over half the cast be middle-aged and yet still managing raunchy hormone-driven segments every now and again. Yes, you still have sex when you're over 50. No, don't worry, he's not so explicit you'll have to imagine too much.
ANYway, it's a marvelous read for anyone either struggling to find themselves in a cold, sterile world OR for anyone (like me) who's burned out on the whole manic process and is wondering if there's a happy middle ground out there you can settle in, where people can be Sane AND Nice AND Polite. It's the best apologetic work for the happy boring liberal I've ever come across, and it manages to be thoroughly uplifting and cheery and romantic without betraying its roots as a perfectly believable story. If you're a fan of the radio show and are okay with the rating jumping from PG to PG-13, give it a looksee, I guarantee you'll like what you find. For everyone else, we've got a talented imagination working in an easily approachable and quick read here. I assure you it could be much worse.