Marnye has a scholarship to a very exclusive rich kid school, where she is treated like trash because she is poor. In the first book, one of her non-boyfriends opens with the injustice of her attending their school for free, when his parents have to pay. He is outraged. Go back to poor town, poor girl! Stay in your gutter, while we shine like the stars! Is sort of their argument for why they have a right to be shitty to her. He, and his cronies (more non-boyfriends) decide the best way to get rid of her is to make her life hell.
They succeed, and Marnye vows revenge. She’s pretty good at it: largely by secretly recording her targets being shitty and using it as evidence to tell on them. It reminded me of Blair Waldorf’s super power in managing her enemies, which was spoken about in awed tones but boiled down to having all the adults on speed dial. Sure, it backfired for Blair, but so far this heroine hasn’t done too badly and I’m a little impressed by what she’s been able to get away with. Other authors would possibly have her fail more often in her plans, but Stunich is kind.
The heroine is 16 now, and was 15 in the first book. It weirded me out that this poor kid had to navigate the emotional minefield of a reverse harem with bullies. Bully romance is its own minefield, but adding in RH and a really young heroine is taking it to another level. I get that Marnye wants to have sex, which is fine, but I don’t want to read about her having sex because she’s a baby (and fortunately I don’t, because she doesn’t), and managing everyone’s emotional crap is a bit much for a kid. I’ve probably gone off about this in other reviews, but reverse harems are a lot of emotional work for women, it’s not all cuddling with a boy band and having #1 bring you mimosas while #2 massages your feet and #3 sings the song he wrote just for you, etc. It’s scheduling equal time for each of them in your lady bits, making sure they all feel cuddled, and that they don’t start fights with each other. I think you’re also probably stuck with a lot of the decision making and logistics, because even if her boy band is alpha alien warriors, and there’s a bunch of service robots, the heroine probably still has to manage where they live, what they eat, and making sure everyone’s laundry gets done. What is it with romance that makes women do all the work? Sure, a woman should be putting in some effort, by having a personality and some actual goals, but all this working on men is a bit much.
Or maybe, RH women are special in ways beyond my understanding. Like sub girls in BDSM romance are special and not, as I often think of them: lazy.
At least this book is satisfying on the RH front, because Marnye really gets to stick it to her boys.
I’m continually blown away by Stunich’s crazy world. This book introduces Windsor York, 10th in line to the English throne and in possession of a 9 billion pound fortune. Windy has red hair, and the Queen’s his great grandmother. He’s lived in Paris, slept with models, been thrown out of every posh school in Europe, and how does he exist? Is he one of Beatrice or Eugenie’s non-existent children, on the basis that Fergie is a redhead and Andrew is at least Duke of York, even if his last name is probably Mountbatten or something? I am NOT looking up royals, because Stunich clearly doesn’t care about specifics, and if I can know a bunch of royal crap without Google, so can she. And, the Queen isn’t worth a billion (probably not even half that), so where is this money??
Marnye at one stage goes to Paris and takes a tour of Notre Dame, and Stunich has her give some exposition about how it’s about 5 years from now (April 2019), and the priests are doing choir singing. And while I’m impressed that she’s updated the book to take the fire into account, and I haven’t gone back and checked through the books, but the suddenly 5 years later is probably contradicted by other details. And, isn’t enough time for Beatrice or Eugenie to suddenly produce a 16 year old.
Plus, back to Paris: I don’t think the priests do the singing? I probably should know since this is my starting religion, but I vaguely thought all the cathedral stuff that isn’t mass or tending to the congregation is lay people. Or monks, maybe.
And, I’m not pointing this out because I think it’s bad. If I wanted to point out bad writing I could spend a lot longer on Stunich than I intend, because this book is fun but not particularly well-crafted. I’m pointing it out because Stunich is going to know ALL these things, and doesn’t care, and I sort of love that. I still hold this belief that authors would care if readers complained that their book isn’t accurate on really specific details, so I’m in awe when an author is all, nope: not even bothering about anything that could get in the way of my plot.
But what I really love is the characters obsessing over RPDR. It intersects nicely with my obsession, and while the only queen (other than Ru Paul) name dropped so far is Farrah Moan. WHY??? I mean, even though this was in the first book, and Miranda is blonde so it made sense for her to go as a blonde queen for Halloween, there’s Aquaria, who is gorgeous and distinctive and actually won the show. And sure, FM had just shown up in All Stars 4, but since in the book’s timeline that’s now 5 years ago?? Does that mean that Farrah Moan is somehow going to be famous? I don’t see how, I mean she’s pretty and her emotional neediness was fun but … yes: can’t help myself.
I’ll read the follow up when it’s published because I’m invested now. And I’m looking forward to more mentions of RPDR