A legitimate business is no way to make a living.
C.P.James' "Rocket Repo" (the 1st in the "Reassembly Series") is not a bad book by any stretch of the imagination and I actually enjoyed myself a great deal for most of it. The story reminded me of more than a few of the Heinlein-inspired novels I consumed as a teenager in great quantities (hey, back in those days kids you could get 4 rock tablets, I mean, used books for a quarter!). I found it to be a really good scifi opera-y story that made full use of the chance to create some cool new species and develop a few interesting locations as well without getting bogged down in too much high-tech mumbo jumbo or political blah blah. Plus, how could you not love Geddy Starheart - no really, that's his chosen nom de plume even though there's no actual writing involved - who winds up being a very interesting character for just a plethora of reasons. The rest of his pals and de facto crew are also fairly interesting if not sometimes a bit wet behind the ears when it comes to knowing how the big bad Universe really works!
Stupid space. Why’d everything have to be so damn far apart?
And while we're on the topic of interesting names, we find ourselves for a large portion of the book aboard the junk trawler "For Sale Make Offer" also called "Fizmo". Oh and let's not forget about the "Penetrator" which is not just a teenage boy's hormone-inspired joke (or at least I don't think so) but instead the focus of a great deal of the whole questing part of our, um, quest! Heck, I even remembered this time to keep notes handy about appearances, names and species so if you want to know more about Osmiya aka Oz, our first officer; Denk Junt, pilot if not extraordinaire then certainly passable; Morph(o) the mechanic, who is an intriquing, quote, "black, gummy wad that looked like something you’d try to scrape off your shoe with a stick" who can change shape and do all kinds of neat stuff (he was also supposedly created by an evil group of - aliens? - known as the Nads); and even Captain Bykite, who, well, doesn't really require too much of an introduction (surely not a long one), then let me know! Oh and don't forget Eli, the spore living rent-free in Geddy's head. Been there, done that, am I right kids?
Earth 2 : The fart heard ‘round the galaxy.
So I really liked the characters including a few that showed up at other stages and wound up being either super nice (in the case of Tatiana even super SUPER nice, wink wink nudge nudge)… or unfortunately super back-stabbing a-holes. Unfortunately, despite all this and what I would consider a worthy writing style and fairly good editing, there were more than a few bits about this introductory chapter that didn't push my engines up to warp if you catch my drift. First, once we got past the initial set-up for Geddy's predicament, the book unfortunately fell into a pattern of the team looking up an old contact, have that go a "bit" excrementally wrong and then heading off to the next potential location or rendezvous for a repeat of the pattern. Which wouldn't have necessarily been so bad if they had just done the obvious - they even stated it that way - and gone to their last-picked destination first! Now I don't know if James needed to do all this to set up the needed exposition for coming chapters, but when it becomes noticeably and even painfully redundant, well, that's not a good sign.
Come for the shit-smelling atmosphere but stay for the piss-yellow sky.
Another thing that just kept screaming in my brain (no, I don't think it was either one of Eli's kin nor Morpho), was that despite the fact that this takes place purportedly around the year 2427 (April 10th if you want to narrow it down even further), we have a lot of modern cultural references from, well, now! I mean, all these examples are truly "timeless" including Spider-Man, Batman, Star Wars, Alien, Waterworld (meh), and even curveballs. But even I'm a little skeptical wondering if once humanity is down to its last million survivors or so that these will still be part of the current vernacular! Call me cynical - I'll wait until the shouts die down - but we all know only Marvel characters and baseball will survive the pending apocalypse and near end of our species. Let's be real about it, ok?
Was that a kiss or did she just deposit an embryo in your chest cavity?
But hey, if that didn't make you twitch like Chief Inspector Dreyfus in the original Pink Panther movies (no mention of same in the book btw), then how about the scene how James describes Tatiana. At one point, she is pictured as having
"ice-blue eyes peering out between long black lashes, platinum-blond bangs slicing across her forehead like a razor" (p. 3). But then some pages later, she is now exhibiting "Ice-blue eyes peering out through rings of long black lashes, platinum-blond bangs slicing across her forehead like a razor" (pp. 141-142). Um… I'm sensing a trend here? No?
The ball shot out of the nose of the ship like a booger and burst, opening a swirling, purple-tinged slit in spacetime.
Oh and my favorite? The Fiz (that's hep talk for For Sale Make Offer) is forced to fire torpedoes at a mountain peak to keep our heroes from crashing into same while they were obviously crashing. Yet, earlier Captain Bykite made it very abundantly clear that they had no torpedoes (or phasers or even pointed sticks) on board. So I ask you friends, at what point did I apparently miss these details? I suspect around 10:15 p.m. last night because that invariably is when I convince myself that I can indeed make it one more chapter before turning off my lights. Either that or it's this cheap Earth gin I keep drinking. That'll ruin your spores, I'm sure!
I’ve inhaled a lot of shit. Nothing ever talked to me.
Look kids, the book isn't bad by any stretch of the imagination. And unlike the last book I gave three stars to (this one would have been 3 1/2 if we could get that and the other 2 1/2), I do indeed intend to keep going with the series. So let's just hope a lot of this was me just being my usual OCD-centric, anal retentive self and go enjoy Book 2! Deal? Um, hang on, making deals has not gone well for this group, has it? Hm…