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First published May 21, 2007
Like so many others, Lev is on his way from Eastern Europe to Britain, seeking work. He is a tiny part of a vast diaspora that is changing British society at this very moment.
-Newcomer Lev's mobile phone rings during the opening of a fancy classical concert; he runs away. Mortifyingly idiotic.
-Mole-faced compatriot Lydia totally repulses Lev; why then does he keep calling her?
-Sophie the Gorgeous and Sexy Vixen ends up being just as treacherous as Christy the Bitter Irishman had predicted. Go figure.
-Lev leaves London for a bizarre but brief interlude in the asparagus fields where he gets seduced by two indistinguishable, effeminate Chinese boys. No follow up to this; he goes back to London and carries on where he left off, training to be a chef. Whatever!
-Lydia becomes pampered mistress to ancient symphony conductor from 'their country' and never calls Lev back.
Creme brulee jacked... from a recipe at GK Ashe
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Watermelon sorbet with no black seeds or rubbish in it