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Freaky Florida Mystery Adventures #3
Oral Robbers
"Reading this book was like watching a movie in my brain. I could picture everything happening in my mind's eye. This book takes whatever else your thinking about and tucks it away."
What better place than the Sunshine State for dark souls to live out their golden years? After all, who would notice?
Uh … Bobbie and Grayson, of course.
As a rogue physicist turned conspiracy chaser, Grayson’s motto is, “Have sentience, will travel.” As a broke, private-eye wannabe, Bobbie doesn’t have much choice but to follow his sketchy command. But every road Grayson travels down leads to the bizarre, the unexplained, and taco-induced heartburn.
Vampires. Zombiguanas. Ikigai smell. Cheesy moustaches.
It’s hard to decide which is scarier. But decide, Bobbie must. And before sundown, too. Because in the freaky parts of Florida she now investigates with Grayson, nothing is ever quite exactly as it seems ….
Ready for some pure, escapist fun? Grab a lawn chair and relax. The weirdness of The X-Files and the unwashed insanity of My Name is Earl collide to form this deliciously snarky, totally abnormal mystery series. New from the author of the best-selling Val Fremden Mystery Series!
What Readers are Saying about Oral Robbers ....
"This series cracks me up!" Amazon Review
"I love this author's sense of humor and the amazing characters she creates." Amazon Review
"Reading this book was like watching a movie in my brain. I could picture everything happening in my mind's eye. This book takes whatever else your thinking about and tucks it away." Amazon Review
"Margaret Lashley never ceases to amaze me or amuse me. Oral Robbers lives up to the hilarious standard she has set with her other books." Amazon Review "
The antics of these quirky characters had me laughing out loud and the solution to the mystery ... was a big surprise!" Amazon Review
"The story is definitely unique and had me laughing out loud." Amazon Review
What better place than the Sunshine State for dark souls to live out their golden years? After all, who would notice?
Uh … Bobbie and Grayson, of course.
As a rogue physicist turned conspiracy chaser, Grayson’s motto is, “Have sentience, will travel.” As a broke, private-eye wannabe, Bobbie doesn’t have much choice but to follow his sketchy command. But every road Grayson travels down leads to the bizarre, the unexplained, and taco-induced heartburn.
Vampires. Zombiguanas. Ikigai smell. Cheesy moustaches.
It’s hard to decide which is scarier. But decide, Bobbie must. And before sundown, too. Because in the freaky parts of Florida she now investigates with Grayson, nothing is ever quite exactly as it seems ….
Ready for some pure, escapist fun? Grab a lawn chair and relax. The weirdness of The X-Files and the unwashed insanity of My Name is Earl collide to form this deliciously snarky, totally abnormal mystery series. New from the author of the best-selling Val Fremden Mystery Series!
What Readers are Saying about Oral Robbers ....
"This series cracks me up!" Amazon Review
"I love this author's sense of humor and the amazing characters she creates." Amazon Review
"Reading this book was like watching a movie in my brain. I could picture everything happening in my mind's eye. This book takes whatever else your thinking about and tucks it away." Amazon Review
"Margaret Lashley never ceases to amaze me or amuse me. Oral Robbers lives up to the hilarious standard she has set with her other books." Amazon Review "
The antics of these quirky characters had me laughing out loud and the solution to the mystery ... was a big surprise!" Amazon Review
"The story is definitely unique and had me laughing out loud." Amazon Review
- GenresMystery
282 pages, Paperback
Published February 28, 2020
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About the author
Margaret Lashley
51 books264 followersWhy do I love underdogs? Well, it takes one to know one.
Like the main characters in my novels, I haven’t lead a life of wealth or luxury. In fact, as it stands now, I’m set to inherit a half-eaten jar of Cheez Whiz…if my siblings don’t beat me to it.
During my illustrious career, I’ve been a roller-skating waitress, an actuarial assistant, an advertising copywriter, a real estate agent, a house flipper, an organic farmer, and a traveling vagabond/truth seeker. But no matter where I’ve gone or what I’ve done, I’ve always felt like a weirdo.
I’ve learned a heck of a lot in my life. But getting to know myself has been my greatest journey. Today, I know I’m smart. I’m direct. I’m jaded. I’m hopeful. I’m funny. I’m fierce. I’m a pushover. And I have a laugh that lures strangers over, wanting to join in the fun.
In other words, I’m a jumble of opposing talents and flaws and emotions. And it’s all good.
I enjoy underdogs because we’ve got spunk. And hope. And secrets that drive us to be different from the rest.
So dare to be different. It's the only way to be!
Happy reading!
Like the main characters in my novels, I haven’t lead a life of wealth or luxury. In fact, as it stands now, I’m set to inherit a half-eaten jar of Cheez Whiz…if my siblings don’t beat me to it.
During my illustrious career, I’ve been a roller-skating waitress, an actuarial assistant, an advertising copywriter, a real estate agent, a house flipper, an organic farmer, and a traveling vagabond/truth seeker. But no matter where I’ve gone or what I’ve done, I’ve always felt like a weirdo.
I’ve learned a heck of a lot in my life. But getting to know myself has been my greatest journey. Today, I know I’m smart. I’m direct. I’m jaded. I’m hopeful. I’m funny. I’m fierce. I’m a pushover. And I have a laugh that lures strangers over, wanting to join in the fun.
In other words, I’m a jumble of opposing talents and flaws and emotions. And it’s all good.
I enjoy underdogs because we’ve got spunk. And hope. And secrets that drive us to be different from the rest.
So dare to be different. It's the only way to be!
Happy reading!
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June 25, 2020
Another wild ride in this crazy and fun series. Lots of colourful characters are to be met on this vampire hunt. Are there vampires? .... Are there paranormal things happening? .... Or what the heck is going on? - It just has to be paranormal or doesn't it?
Funny and suspenseful at the same time. A great series if you like wacky characters and a fast paced adventure that keeps your turning the pages.
Funny and suspenseful at the same time. A great series if you like wacky characters and a fast paced adventure that keeps your turning the pages.
July 28, 2022
This was book 3 in the
"Freaky Florida Mystery Adventures"
This was a pretty good read with lots of funny scenes in it. I love all the characters in this series. This series is getting better with each book and I really like the authors writing. This book was well written with no errors in grammar or spelling. I am looking forward to reading the next book in this series.
July 22, 2020
Bobbie is so funny that I laughed throughout the book and Grayson is so weird and yet intriguing! Add a cousin who isn't all there but is a barrel of laughs and you have the best set of characters EVER. I was a Val fan and now, I love Bobbie just as much. Cannot wait for the next book.
November 19, 2021
Being a Florida Cracker, I love these twisted mysteries. Ms. Lashley, was either born in Florida, or looks up the funniest town names she can find, and then writes her mystery.
Oral Robbers isn't just about oral fixated freaky people, it is also about either, a tent Preacher who never ages because he's a vampire or about Veterans being stolen from a nursing home for body pars.
If this doesn't get you interested in reading this book, maybe the fact that you will also have so many freaky people.
Oral Robbers isn't just about oral fixated freaky people, it is also about either, a tent Preacher who never ages because he's a vampire or about Veterans being stolen from a nursing home for body pars.
If this doesn't get you interested in reading this book, maybe the fact that you will also have so many freaky people.
March 9, 2021
Another really fun 3 1/2 to 4 star giggle fest! I've really enjoyed the first 3 FFMAdventures and each time they deliver exactly what I'm looking for, namely, a brain break from other deadly serious (or just plain awful) stuff I've been reading that didn't have any trace whatsoever of the ha-ha's. And nothing knocks you out quicker than a low level of ha-ha's... well, not counting gettin' anemia from too many plasma donation visits... oops, that's a spoiler, ignore that...
Lashley's writing continues to be smooth and her characters hold the stories up about as well as can be expected in - or is it under? - the 'it could only happen in Florida' conditions. I confess I'm not used to reading pure mysteries (there's not a lot of 'fantasy' in these even though I keep checking those boxes on my genre table) and I sure as hell don't get the endings like I feel like I should be. But like the ugly boyfriend I used to be that still got the girl, it do make me laugh! Ah, mixed metaphors abound...
Funny stuff. Must be something in the water, because I seem to remember Dave Barry hailed from Florida.... oh but this is nothing like his stuff, don't get worked up. What I saying is: if y'all wanna relax, have some laughs, maybe forgive a few weird plot devices and just get away from it all, well, this should be your next holiday destination! Enjoy.
Lashley's writing continues to be smooth and her characters hold the stories up about as well as can be expected in - or is it under? - the 'it could only happen in Florida' conditions. I confess I'm not used to reading pure mysteries (there's not a lot of 'fantasy' in these even though I keep checking those boxes on my genre table) and I sure as hell don't get the endings like I feel like I should be. But like the ugly boyfriend I used to be that still got the girl, it do make me laugh! Ah, mixed metaphors abound...
Funny stuff. Must be something in the water, because I seem to remember Dave Barry hailed from Florida.... oh but this is nothing like his stuff, don't get worked up. What I saying is: if y'all wanna relax, have some laughs, maybe forgive a few weird plot devices and just get away from it all, well, this should be your next holiday destination! Enjoy.
May 27, 2021
I am so confused ... Note: Spoilers
Too many characters, why the masquerading as a man all the time, (and how stupid are all those people that didn't see he is a she), and what happened to Joe? No one looked in the supply closet for days? It had to have smelled really bad in there. I got through the first book in the series, it was okay. Liked the second one, this third one has put me off reading any more. The characters are horrible. A,woman with absolutely no self-esteem, a supposedly educated scientist that has no idea what any idioms in the south men, and a cousin who is just plain stupid, keeps showing up to "help". The woman is used over and over to pretend she is someone she is not, regardless of the danger or humiliation that ensues. Titles should all include "Three Losers and a Gecko".
Too many characters, why the masquerading as a man all the time, (and how stupid are all those people that didn't see he is a she), and what happened to Joe? No one looked in the supply closet for days? It had to have smelled really bad in there. I got through the first book in the series, it was okay. Liked the second one, this third one has put me off reading any more. The characters are horrible. A,woman with absolutely no self-esteem, a supposedly educated scientist that has no idea what any idioms in the south men, and a cousin who is just plain stupid, keeps showing up to "help". The woman is used over and over to pretend she is someone she is not, regardless of the danger or humiliation that ensues. Titles should all include "Three Losers and a Gecko".
August 30, 2021
Bizzare, Funny & Interesting
Book#3 of Freaky Florida Mystery
Not the usual genre I read of late. Looking at the blurb and reviews of the first two books "Moth Busters" & "Dr. Prepper", I was a bit hesitant to read "Oral Robbers"; but wanted to give a try anyway.
For continuity and getting a feel, I read the first two books in the series before the release of Oral Robbers and ended up reading all 3 books back to back.
Bizzare was the first thought and second thought I had was 'hmmm interesting'.
The books are funny and different. Overall they are interesting reads.
Book#3 of Freaky Florida Mystery
Not the usual genre I read of late. Looking at the blurb and reviews of the first two books "Moth Busters" & "Dr. Prepper", I was a bit hesitant to read "Oral Robbers"; but wanted to give a try anyway.
For continuity and getting a feel, I read the first two books in the series before the release of Oral Robbers and ended up reading all 3 books back to back.
Bizzare was the first thought and second thought I had was 'hmmm interesting'.
The books are funny and different. Overall they are interesting reads.
August 1, 2022
A Biting Adventure and Fun Ride!
Hilarious and over the top romp with plenty of thrills, chills, and belly laughs! I’m now officially hooked on this series and can’t wait to get book four. The author spins a wonderful yarn about conspiracy theories and urban legends and the rare breed of folks that believe in them. Do yourself a big favor, grab a tootsie roll pop and join the party. Being a sunshine state resident myself makes me appreciate the eclectic bunch of characters all the more. When can Hulu make this a TV series?!
Hilarious and over the top romp with plenty of thrills, chills, and belly laughs! I’m now officially hooked on this series and can’t wait to get book four. The author spins a wonderful yarn about conspiracy theories and urban legends and the rare breed of folks that believe in them. Do yourself a big favor, grab a tootsie roll pop and join the party. Being a sunshine state resident myself makes me appreciate the eclectic bunch of characters all the more. When can Hulu make this a TV series?!
March 18, 2020
I have read many of Margaret Lashley's books. Not all are lighthearted, having said that when she does write stories that can give you a smile, giggle, or laugh out loud moment(s) she delivers. This book is one of those funny ones. The way the characters are snarky and tease each other is great! The story is great and helps add to the craziness of the characters. I voluntarily reviewed an ARC of this book.
March 20, 2020
A Revival in more ways than one!
Margaret Lashley never ceases to amaze me or amuse me. Oral Robbers lives up to the hilarious standard she has set with her other books in this series. Mystery, mixed metaphors and mayhem abound! It's a laugh out loud concoction of zany characters, dim relatives and possibly a vampire or two. And if you've ever been to Florida...get your Depends on!
Margaret Lashley never ceases to amaze me or amuse me. Oral Robbers lives up to the hilarious standard she has set with her other books in this series. Mystery, mixed metaphors and mayhem abound! It's a laugh out loud concoction of zany characters, dim relatives and possibly a vampire or two. And if you've ever been to Florida...get your Depends on!
March 16, 2020
This is book 3 in this laugh out loud, funny series. It has quirky characters that you rally behind. Lashley's adds such real human quality to her characters. Her humor is something to be commended. I love reading her books, if you need a book to take you away from your cares, pick one of her books up and you won't be disappointed.
March 17, 2020
Absolutely enjoying this wild and ride with Bobbie, Earl , Grayson and all the crazy characters they run into. Laugh out loud funny. The search for aliens, Bigfoot, paranormal creatures is fun and crazy. Yet, there are real life searchers out there so it's a little slice of life. I was given a free ARC by the author. My review is freely and honestly given
April 14, 2020
If you need a good laugh, I highly recommend this read! This series gets better with each book. This one takes us on a fun-filled vampire hunt! The plot is brilliant and the characters are well-drawn and extremely quirky. The writing flows smoothly and keeps you focused. I’m looking forward to the next book! I received this book free and chose to make a voluntary, unbiased review.
April 27, 2022
Totally Awesome
Love love love this author! Her sense of humor is spot on and the mysteries are well done! I’m a Florida native as well and appreciate a fellow Floridian’s talent who goes to show that Florida is not just a bowl of nuts-that’s just the ones who aren’t native to our state. Now on to the next book in this totally awesome series.
Love love love this author! Her sense of humor is spot on and the mysteries are well done! I’m a Florida native as well and appreciate a fellow Floridian’s talent who goes to show that Florida is not just a bowl of nuts-that’s just the ones who aren’t native to our state. Now on to the next book in this totally awesome series.
September 6, 2023
I truly do love this series. After reading deep, serious, and emotional books or after a hard week, Margaret Lashley’s books provide a level of fun, wackiness, silliness, and clever ideas. These books probably aren’t going to be everyone’s cup of tea. They remind me of The X-Files if it was a comedy and not a drama. I can’t wait to read the next one!
January 13, 2024
Humorous Conspiracy Theory Mysteries
Fun characters. I think my favorite is Earl. He is down to earth and genuine. He teases but never criticizes. He is someone I would want in my corner if I was in trouble. The mysteries are a little outlandish. Most of the fun is in the 3 main characters hypothesising outlandish situations for what caused the senior veterans to go missing. Plus there is always more than one plotline going on, which makes the books fast paced, which I like.
Fun characters. I think my favorite is Earl. He is down to earth and genuine. He teases but never criticizes. He is someone I would want in my corner if I was in trouble. The mysteries are a little outlandish. Most of the fun is in the 3 main characters hypothesising outlandish situations for what caused the senior veterans to go missing. Plus there is always more than one plotline going on, which makes the books fast paced, which I like.
November 26, 2025
And I thought my Grannies had strange ideas
So, Bobbie and Gray are on the hunt again. For missing Veterans at a retirement home. Was it Vampires, Psychic Vampires, an Incubus, a Succubus, or a Faith Healer? No matter what Earl is joining in even though Topless Tacos is really a taco restaurant.
I love these books!
So, Bobbie and Gray are on the hunt again. For missing Veterans at a retirement home. Was it Vampires, Psychic Vampires, an Incubus, a Succubus, or a Faith Healer? No matter what Earl is joining in even though Topless Tacos is really a taco restaurant.
I love these books!
March 8, 2020
I thought it was a fun and GREAT book and if you like zingy characters you will like it too. I enjoy her books they are well written, and the story line is different and pleasant. Margaret has a way with words like no one I know!!!!
HIGHLY recommend it....you won't be sorry you got it!!!
HIGHLY recommend it....you won't be sorry you got it!!!
March 22, 2020
This is a funny book. I needed to read this book especially as we are experiencing "shelter in place" due to the virus. I have not read the previous books and I was able to follow the story line. If you want a distraction, this book is it. It will have have laughing out loud.
April 29, 2020
My kind of nursing home
Veteran's are missing and the unexplained seems to be the main suspect. The new investigation team hits the trail to the nursing home in question. Fun easy take you out of the norm read .
Veteran's are missing and the unexplained seems to be the main suspect. The new investigation team hits the trail to the nursing home in question. Fun easy take you out of the norm read .
August 19, 2020
An X-Files flavor with a dash of L'il Abner
This funny series is definitely out there! Strange happenings and a varity of characters to clear up the mysteries. Fun and sarcastic humor make for an entertaining read.
This funny series is definitely out there! Strange happenings and a varity of characters to clear up the mysteries. Fun and sarcastic humor make for an entertaining read.
September 17, 2020
Must read
Another laugh out loud, cooky character, fun ride of a story. I can't get enough of this series. If you want a great read I highly recommend reading these books. You definitely will not be disappointed
Another laugh out loud, cooky character, fun ride of a story. I can't get enough of this series. If you want a great read I highly recommend reading these books. You definitely will not be disappointed
November 19, 2020
Enough
I've read three and that's enough. Silly stuff . Gave it a good chance to develop but it just got more ridiculous. Comparing this to Hiasen is like comparing 2+2 to e=messaged. I'm out.
I've read three and that's enough. Silly stuff . Gave it a good chance to develop but it just got more ridiculous. Comparing this to Hiasen is like comparing 2+2 to e=messaged. I'm out.
February 14, 2021
Fun & Insanity in Florida
This was a nice breath of fresh air as every myth about vampires was skewered by a team of crazy investigators in rural Florida. Enjoyable break from serious, sad stories & a pandemic.
This was a nice breath of fresh air as every myth about vampires was skewered by a team of crazy investigators in rural Florida. Enjoyable break from serious, sad stories & a pandemic.
March 3, 2021
Crazy who dun it
I needed a change of pace story from all the WWII stories. This is a brainless fun read with no serious problems to address love this series to take my mind off the real world. Need a laugh and a odd romp these stories fit the bill.
I needed a change of pace story from all the WWII stories. This is a brainless fun read with no serious problems to address love this series to take my mind off the real world. Need a laugh and a odd romp these stories fit the bill.
April 26, 2021
Oral Robbers
Another great hit with this book and ebook. It is another hard to put down book and I had a very difficult time putting it down to get some sleep before work. Now to the next book.
Another great hit with this book and ebook. It is another hard to put down book and I had a very difficult time putting it down to get some sleep before work. Now to the next book.
June 9, 2021
PI in training
As our favorite PI in training goes under cover, in a nursing home, our characters develop further. Missing vets, tacos and healing preachers all come together to create a good summer read.
As our favorite PI in training goes under cover, in a nursing home, our characters develop further. Missing vets, tacos and healing preachers all come together to create a good summer read.
June 18, 2021
More fun with Drex
More fun with Drex, Earl, Grayson & the crazy folks in Florida. Another possible paranormal investigation with missing vets, possible vampires, body snatchers & plenty of tacos!
More fun with Drex, Earl, Grayson & the crazy folks in Florida. Another possible paranormal investigation with missing vets, possible vampires, body snatchers & plenty of tacos!
November 1, 2021
Beware laughs ahead
Sheesh the tastiest funniest read I have has in a long time... Just when you think you have it figured out ... Something new happens. ..Scooby do eat your heart out
Sheesh the tastiest funniest read I have has in a long time... Just when you think you have it figured out ... Something new happens. ..Scooby do eat your heart out
February 11, 2022
laughter is the best medicine
This is one of my favorite series and so far this one is my favorite of the series! Every tale is better than the one before. Visiting Florida and a cast of characters who are truly characters!
This is one of my favorite series and so far this one is my favorite of the series! Every tale is better than the one before. Visiting Florida and a cast of characters who are truly characters!
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