A tumbling tumbleweed
Elidi is feeling a bit like a mushroom right now. Everyone she's cared about has lied to her and hidden things from her. Important things, like:
*You're a goddess
*I'm a goddess (her aunt)
*You're mom was a goddess
*You are going to ascend @18
*You have powers
*Curses exist
*There's a bunch of other gods and goddesses, and they have protectors that are basically giant werewolves
*You're immortal, but someone's trying to kill you
That last one is pretty important. Although, the whole being immortal and still being able to die could use some explanation, too. Then one night her aunt gets kidnapped and she gets hauled to a state home till either her friend can apply for custody or she ages out in a few months. And the fun only gets better from there, because after they she's kidnapped/saved by a giant wolf who can talk in her head, giant death pegasus unicorns from hell are trying to rip her apart, she nearly drowns and then her body tries to give out when she's taken to a new dimension. Add in some shady deities, some subtle (and not so subtle) power plays, near death experiences, pleasure laden lemonade, and dueling guardians, and the party has hit full swing.
Spoilers ahead!
That was fun. I still have questions, so many questions, but this was a fun read. A little more world building would be nice. Example: we get a pantheon of Norse and Greek gods but no Egyptian, Celtic, Asian, Native American, nada? No Titans or Ice Giants (the beings around before the Greek and Norse gods)? There's mention of a previous war, did that have something to do with it? Or did the author just pick a few popular deities to keep it simple? The 2 kinds of guardians, was odd. Especially since the redundancy system wasn't used for extra protection. It seems like they've been ignored, yet no one questioned his visions. Does that mean the others get chosen, too, and it just wasn't mentioned? Or that they resent existing without purpose? No one has described ascending. How can she be coached on powers by someone with a different skill set? How can she go from human to goddess when her parents are (at least one of them, dad wasn't mentioned but I have a feeling he'll be a surprise next book) gods. So, she's basically in a larval stage, cocooned in a human chrysalis, and will emerge as a goddess during/after ascending? The village on Black Peak in the god realm was just fancy tents. Why? Do they shun technology? Why are goddesses on Earth? If the god realm can kill humans, does the human realm weaken gods? Maybe I'm a bit of a geek but this is where my mind went while reading this lol. The book was fun, I enjoyed the humor and snark. I almost put it down before I hit the 30% mark because Elidi wasn't asking good questions, denied what she had seen with her own eyes and was refusing help from the person who had already saved her life twice. I was very afraid she was going to classified as TSTL. She still dragged her feet way too long, but she started pulling her act together. You think she'd have been pushing harder since the whole point was to get powerful enough to go save her aunt. But, I understand drawing out the plot, too.