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I wanted to love this book. The premise, the cover... I was expecting to like this. But this book was just not for me.
This book is an opposites attracts romance between the main characters Paige and Lucas. Paige is presented as a badass business woman. She has her own company, working as a personal organizer, and she's the typical sort of married-to-the-job, take-no-bullshit, big city woman. And she's also kind of nursing her broken heart after she broke it off with her now ex-fiancé. So, as her assistant more or less forces her to take a break from her job, she books a trip to this small remote island, to get away from the big city during Valentines Day.
Then there's Lucas. A widowed father who also happens to be the owner of the bed & breakfast Paige has decided to spend her vacation at. His sister was the one to rent out the place again, without telling him, so when Paige shows up, he's less than welcoming.
Paige is ready to turn right around and leave, but thanks to the weather, she has no choice but to stay. And as they are forced together, they need to work around some slightly confusing feelings.
Let's start with the characters shall we. I didn't particularly like any of our two main characters. Everything about them felt very surface level, and there was a lot of telling us how the characters were and what their personalities were like, rather than showing. As an example - the book multiple times talks about Paige and her work, and tells us how she's this great, badass business woman. But it's never shown. Some of the more serious discussions towards the end of the book, did make me feel for them more. It added some layers to them and made them a little less two-dimensional, but overall I was unable to connect to any of them or feel for them, and I just could not get invested in their story.
Now I love me a good opposites attract romance, but this was more just... opposites. Maybe it has to do with how I felt about the characters in general, but I genuinely saw NO chemistry between the two of them. There were only weird fantasies and way to many mentions of hard-ons, but no actual feelings discussed or chemistry shown and I just couldn't believe any of it. Insta-love is also an element in this book. Paige is only staying on the island for a short period of time, so of course, everything happens quickly. I'm generally not a fan of insta-love but I also don't hate it, but in this book it just really did not work and I really didn't like it. I wasn't invested in the romance, I didn't care about what happened between them... It just wasn't believable and felt very forced, I guess would be the best way to explain it.
Probably my two biggest problems with the book were the sexism, and the gender stereotypes that were just casually sprinkled in throughout it. They mostly stuck to the first half, but they were there all the way. As an example, at several points Lucas talks about how being tidy and wanting things clean is so typical for women. Because tidiness is 100% a quality ONLY reserved for women. There was also this whole tangent about how women always complain about the toilet seat being up? Now I'm no man, so I don't know how often this is on the average man's mind... But a whole like, 3 page tangent on how being told to lower the toilet seat is the worst thing ever? I don't know bro, that sounds like a you-problem.
He also complained a lot about how Paige was so uptight and rude, when in reality, she probably had every right to be a little bit taken aback and thus not the most friendly, when they first met. Considering the bed & breakfast looks pretty much nothing like advertised, and she was met by a less than welcoming host (aka Lucas.)
Paige was pretty much the same too. She also kept enforcing this "tidiness is a woman thing" agenda, which just ended up annoying me so much cause they just DIDN'T SHUT UP ABOUT IT. At one point she also points out how watching TV and playing video-games is so typical for men... Again, because there has never been girls who do that, it's 100% reserved ONLY for men.
No spoilers, but there's this conflict because Paige saw Lucas through a crack in the door one night while he was looking through photo albums, and when Lucas finds out, he get's really mad. Which... kinda didn't make any sense. If they'd just talked for like 2 seconds, the whole thing wouldn't have been a conflict at all. But miscommunication must always be present so... that happened. But anyways, he storms away - and then 10 seconds later, new chapter, instead of still being mad, he just goes right over to fantasizing about Paige giving him a blowjob? Like... where did that come from, weren't you mad like one page ago?
Which brings me to the extreme amount of sexual fantasies and comments. It's an adult romance, I was expecting some steam here and there, i have nothing against that. You know what I did not get? A single actual steamy scene! You know what I got instead? An uncomfortable amount of sexual remarks that could've easily been taken straight out of a 12 year old's mind. Exhibit A: at one point they decide to start over, like a fresh start, and they shake on it. And in Lucas' mind, we see him thinking that Paige has a firm handshake... And then his thought's go straight to how said hand would feel around him..? And there were just so many examples. THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I had to read about Lucas getting a semi or having to re-adjust his jeans just from watching Paige walk? And the amount of fantasies I had to read from Paige's perspective, about climbing that man like a freaking monkey? And then in the end we didn't even get a steamy scene. NOT ONE.
Last specific thing that really bugged me: towards the end of the book, Lucas is fixing the stairs, and he thinks to himself that he'll have to wait until the summer, to paint the steps. Because they're in mismatched colours. So then his mind goes to Paige and how her "matchy-matchy OCD" would not tolerate the steps being mismatched. Do we really need these kinda comments in 2021? I thought we as a society had moved past these kinds of comments? Like, seriously?
I'll give the book a big plus for the puppies. The puppies were cute.. Though I could've done without the excessive Ninja Turtles discussions. and I could also have done without knowing that talking about ninja turtles apparently was a turn-on for one of our main characters. But besides the puppies... this fell really flat for me. Some nice discussions and sweet moments thrown in here and there, but for the most part I was bored, didn't care for the characters, or their romance, and just wanted to be done with the story.
Sadly not the book for me.