Rating: R for sex and language
Sex: 1 scene, many implied scenes
Language: 3 F words, 35 Lord's name in vain
Violence: none
HEA or Cliffhanger: HEA
Do I need to read books before this one: yes
Would I read more of the series: yes
Delightfully funny! They are so snarky with each other. She hides chocolate for him. And who knew Spanx had so many uses?
----SPOILERS----
Mackenzie Wyatt works in the LA office, Ethan O'Connor runs O'Connor Capital from the NY office. Everyone else thinks he's charming. He comes to visit, sits at her desk, looks for candy. “To what do I owe this visit? I’ll make a note to stop whatever it is.” To celebrate her huge sale, he's planned a company picnic and softball for Friday. “Oh, Mackenzie. I know you’ll only play for me when money’s involved. I signed you up for the other team.” He threatens again to fire her, but she makes the most money for his company. Have Snickers next time.
Ethan had a messy break up. His mom, Christine, and grandma, Ellen, show up at his hotel the next morning with a tabloid where the girl spills all. Next day, another ex spills. Another claims he broke her nose with his fist. Mackenzie knows he doesn't hit. She's made him very very angry, and he just ups the ooze when he's angry.
He's catcher, she's third baseman. “Why am I not surprised you’re on third.” “I guess it’s the same reason I wasn’t surprised you were catcher.” “Each to his own strengths. I like to play with people’s minds, you like to play with people’s balls.” He laughs so hard at his faux pas that the game has to stop. He hugs her, takes her to the pitcher's mound, and announces he meant that she likes to be in on all the plays, which means third base. “I’m charging you a thousand dollars every time someone says balls to me in the next month. And you’d better pay me out of your own pocket, not the company’s.”
The following Thursday, no one's joking about balls. He's at her desk with the National Enquirer. One side of page 1 says He made me abort his baby, the other shows a picture of the two of them face to face. They were arguing at the time at baseball, but it looks like they're about to go to bed. And then there's the picture of his erection and her pebbled nipples. And arrow to make sure readers notice. He admits his was real. He asks her for chocolate because he can't find any. Ethan says, “I’ve just had a brilliant idea.” “I seriously doubt that. It’s just the sugar rush, it’ll go away.” He gives her a quick peck and leaves.
At an afternoon press conference that day, he addresses all the tabloids, then announces Mackenzie is his fiancée: "when even the Enquirer can see the passion between us, it’s time to throw in the towel.” Mackenzie is livid, Christine is lying down, and Ellen says about time.
Paparazzi are all over her house. She doesn't have a cell phone. She gets his number from Ellen, call him, and he says come to my room for dinner and we'll hammer out a negotiation. Besides, you want to yell at me some more. He calls only her honey. “Honey comes from bees and bees have stingers. No one has a bigger stinger than you….It makes me laugh. And you don’t like it, which makes it even better.”
They negotiate a fake engagement contract. He tries to give her 3% of his company shares, no. He gives her a temporary ring with a diamond the size of a sugar cube. He also gives her a cell phone.
Ellen and Christine take her shopping. She ends up blonde and in a tight little dress. He picks her up in a limo to go to dinner so the paparazzi are happy and leave her alone. He says smile or kiss, she can't find a smile, the kiss explodes; thankfully, she's wearing a modern chastity belt (Spanx). “Okay, forget the smile. Looking dazed and ruffled will work just fine.”
She and Cassandra still can't get to her house because of paparazzi. “So, what’s the plan?” “Run them all over?” “Could work, but then you’d go to jail. You probably would have to give Mr. O’Connor his million back for nonperformance.” They go through the neighbor's backyard, Mackenzie gets over the fence, and runs into her back door. She lets Cassandra in the front door. "You’re going to have to find out what cologne he was wearing last night so I can spray some on my pillow. It made my insides go all mushy and my dreams go naughty." In the pictures from last night, "He looked disheveled and she knew she’d been the one to do that to him. He’d made her lose her mind last night, the rat bastard."
They move to New York. Someone leaked $1M for a wife; never find culprit. She tells him she has a secret stash of chocolate in the apartment (she doesn't) to lift his spirits. He searches her suite. Maybe her baggy pants. Tosses her on the bed. Barely stops because of period (she doesn't tell him it's over). He leaves to buy chocolate. She's going to make a stash in case the tabloids don't ease up.
Why aren't you wearing ring? It's too big, catches on pockets. He has to agree. He holds her hand on the subway, then the rest of the day. Ellen and Christine meet them at jewelry store, Christine calls a consultant who keeps putting her bosom in Ethan's face. That night, he kisses her, she says okay, and she's wearing Spanx! He gets scissors. He also rips shirt off (threatened muumuu earlier). They have fun making love.
Ethan doesn't make it to work the next day. Chocolate all over Mackenzie's bed. She's immune to charm because of a man 10y ago. Family dinner is a disaster because Christine sees immediately that they've had sex. She calls one of his exes to join them. Ethan says later in bed that he likes and loves that woman but couldn't make the final commitment. He confesses he likes her.
With only 2 weeks left, she has pajama day. She agrees to dampen snark if he reduces charm. She's been hiding chocolate everywhere. The office wants to meet her, best salesperson/fiancée/#1 pain.
Her father, Jake Holden, comes to visit. She says not to let him up. He a con man, hasn't seen him in 10 years. “He’s handsome and charming. And can make anybody, man or woman, think they are the most important person in the world. He did it to my mother, left her pregnant with me. Did it to me when I tracked him down….I learned at his feet. Trained at his compound every year to see who wanted what we were selling, how much they wanted it. I used everything I had to wring every last penny from them.” She asks Ethan to take her shopping.
She needs a break from salespeople. She goes to get coffee, her dad is there. New wife, daughter. She's actually good for him. He asks if she's playing Ethan, marrying him for his money. She says you know nothing about it, and now he wonders if the roles are reversed. Ethan shows up as white knight, dad wonders who's running this thing. When you get things sorted out, come meet my wife and your sister. “Too much of me and not enough of your mother. I did too good a job.” “My mother was a beautiful mark. You never wanted me to be like her.” “No. And I still don’t. But she would have forgiven me, and you won’t.” He looked at Ethan. “You know what I’ll do if you’re playing her.” Mackenzie snorted. “You should have threatened yourself.” He turned to her, his eyes suddenly cold and hard. “I should have. But I was too stupid then. So I will threaten him….Your deepest, darkest fears will become reality. I might even talk her into helping if she finds she’s fallen to another con man.” Ethan didn’t falter under her father’s gaze. “She hasn’t.”
They go home, he holds her while she cries. Warn Christine and Ellen. “I was with him, on his compound. And my mother died….I didn’t find out until months later. He never told me. Not when she was sick, not when she died, not when they held her funeral.” Maternal grandparents never forgave her. Ethan asks how good she is, could she get him? Yeah, she knows what he wants and what he's willing to give for it.
A few days later, Ethan goes to the gym. McKenzie's been closed off, wary since her dad. He goes to the punching bag, imagining Jack's face. Ethan "loved everyone. Loved people’s foibles, their idiosyncrasies. Loved brightening their day, getting them to step outside themselves for just one minute. He loved giving people a reason to remember that one moment in that one day because most days were lost. Unremembered. Unworthy of being remembered. And Mackenzie wasn’t wrong that usually those people then gave him whatever he wanted. He prided himself that what he wanted wasn’t harmful. He wasn’t like her father, dammit." He takes off his gloves, remembers the tabloids, and punches the mirror. He's thinking he couldn't leave well enough alone and not be a couple with Mackenzie. "He hadn’t gotten under Mackenzie’s skin. She wasn’t the one whose favorite part of the day was walking through the door after work. Who made notes about funny things that happened when they weren’t together. She wasn’t the one who planned activities just to see him smile. Who couldn’t imagine life now without him. Laughing, competing, fighting, loving. Mackenzie wasn’t going to be the one broken and crying when he left." She'd fly home after making a snarky comment about the half million, "start her new boring life. Without ever crying over him. Without ever realizing that he was at home, wandering around his now lifeless apartment lost and alone because she’d left him. Because he’d loved her and she’d left him."
Christina visits Mackenzie, offers her money to leave. He offered me a million for 6 weeks; I'll be gone in 10 days. Christine starts to sneer, and Mackenzie says he offered me 3% of the company. Christine thinks Ethan needs someone who will put him first and forgive him when he "falters." Mackenzie says he never falters, but you're right, if he ever hurt me, I'd leave him bleeding. But he could only hurt me if we loved each other. Is sleeping with Ethan what the million dollars is for? Christine thinks Mackenzie is a liar, but who is lying to? Ethan, Christine, or herself?
When Ethan gets home, Mackenzie is raging about Christine's insinuation that she is a prostitute. That's not what I'm paying you for, in fact you should be paying me. I've had better. No. How do you know? “Because I’ve never had better. And I’ve had more experience than you.” “Maybe it’s just me. Maybe it’s always like that for whoever I’m with.” The thought made him a little light-headed. “Is it?” She didn’t answer him and he started breathing again.
She sees his hurt hand. "You’re a lover, not a fighter.” “Was that an insult?” “No. It was…the truth. You wouldn’t ever hit anybody. I didn’t even think you would imagine hitting somebody.” He smiled coldly. Remembering how he’d imagined beating her father’s face into a pulp.
Your mom thinks I'm a money-grubbing whore. She's worried about me. I told her I'd leave you bleeding on the floor. Why would you do that? “If you faltered.” Mackenzie laughed. “If this was real, you and me, and you cheated on me. If I loved you and you betrayed me.” “I wouldn’t.” And he realized, he really wouldn’t. “That’s what I told her. I don’t think she needs to worry about it. But she thinks you need a woman who would forgive you, just in case.” He turned around and looked at her. “You told my mother I would never cheat on you?” Mackenzie said, “Not me. But, you know…the one.” "...you break things off when you start feeling the itch. Because you know it hurts less and for a shorter amount of time to break things off cleanly.” “Maybe that’s why I was afraid of marriage. Afraid to find my devotion fading without being able to get out of it.” That's when he realizes she's the one. He asks her to stay, that she can spend a million dollars as easily in New York as in LA, she can come to the office. She accuses him of trying to love her to death into staying. And dang it, he likes a challenge.
She wakes up, goes into the bathroom, and hurts. Because of how he looks at her. "This is what he’d paid her a million dollars for. To look into his eyes, to see love there, and to not believe it. To protect both of them. Because he couldn’t help it and he couldn’t stand to hurt anyone else." She'd fallen for him.
10 days later, she leaves. Without saying goodbye. If she stayed, then she'd really be living with him, really be in love with him, and when he left, she'd be totally broken, worse than what her father did to her, and she doesn't want to be a bitter woman.
The phone is ringing when she gets home. What did I forget? You're fired. As of this morning I didn't work for you, as of last night I was no longer your fiancé; there's nothing left. He blows up, she hangs up, cries, and starts packing her house.
Ethan goes to see Ellen. She says you have to figure out what she needs. She already loves you.
He goes to her house in LA. “But you don’t want [half my company]. Because you don’t believe [I love you]. And won’t ever let yourself love me if you don’t believe it first.” He gives her ticket to go see her dad. “He won’t trick you again. You’re not a green kid anymore. And you can tell when someone really loves you.” Her eyes widened. He said, “But you deserve to see if he’ll choose you this time. I think you need that.”
She's crying into ice cream when Cassandra comes over. The problem? He's handsome, rich, charming, and you love him and he loves you. "...when there’s a chance at finding the real deal, you have to grab for it. You have to walk to the end of the pier and jump off, knowing full well that you may end up broken on the rocks below. That’s a life well lived. Ending up broken on the rocks because you tried. Not still standing on the pier, afraid." “I’ve crawled off those rocks before. I don’t think I can do it again.” “You won’t have to. He’ll catch you.” “And if he doesn’t?” “I will pick you up, dust you off, and help you beat his beautiful face to smithereens.”
She visits her father. Maybe they can't be father daughter, but they can be a different kind of family. She doesn't see love in his eyes, but she does see regret.
She flies to New York. Ethan's not home, but Ellen's at hers. She gives Mackenzie the name and phone number of a reporter. She tells the reporter yes, $1M because any woman would need to be bribed to marry him. Prenup will include a no-cheating clause or cutting off his balls. Reporter says you're not worried about commitment? She says he's a one woman man. Not a forever man. He just hadn't met the woman that scares him enough.
Ellen's pleased, gives her the address of a lake house in Vermont. She shows Ethan the tabloid. He's concerned about the balls clause. “I don’t like your money–you have too much of it. I don’t like your fame–your life will always be a circus. I don’t like your pretty face–women will always be throwing themselves at you. I don’t like your name–it’s a legacy to live up to. I don’t like your charm–you use it as a weapon. I don’t like your mother–she doesn’t like me.” “Was that your declaration of love? It needs some work.” “But I love you anyway. I want you despite all that.” “Are you saying none of that little stuff matters?” She whispered, “Yes.” And it didn’t. It was just little stuff.
She's picking her own ring. And his, or he can have a tattoo on his forehead that says Taken. She wants two children, he wants six. He thinks Christine will start liking her at #4, #5 should clinch it, but they should go for 6 just in case. He'll get her grandparents to come to the wedding. He's giving her half the company, what's she giving him? Has to be painful. Childbirth x6! Ethan wants her to love his mother like her own and she can live with them.
Their firstborn is a son, Wyatt. "Ethan O’Connor also says he can’t wait for a daughter to join their happily growing family. Mackenzie O’Connor could not be reached for a comment but this reporter did notice that Ethan O’Connor lost his breath rather abruptly after bringing up the subject of a second child."