DNF @ 24%
I was 5% through this book when I said, “This book could go two ways, be really cute and absolutely amazing or continue down the pathway of being completely stupid.”
I am currently 20% though when I said with a sigh “Yup its going down the stupid path”
I mean seriously! The character is supposedly absolutely gorgeous but she wears the wrong clothes, doesn’t have the right hair, and doesn’t look bright and cheery so this is the reason her love life absolutely sucks to the point of online dating apps, creepy men, and getting stud up. It totally wasn’t because she was looking in all the wrong places and is seemingly abysmal at flittering the good from the bad. (Can you feel my eyeroll through the screen yet?)
But don’t you worry a incredibly hot stranger, who doesn’t have any ulterior motivate, and isn’t gay (as he states both of these more than three times within a hour of meeting her) is here to save the day (or in this situation her love life) and give her complete make over. Oh, and don’t worry it will be completely free because he has all the connections any person could ever want. (At this point my eyes are actually starting to hurt form all the exercise they are getting.)
Now on to one of my bigger problems with this book so far. As someone who weirdly fits the description of this character, a 5’7”, curvy, blonde who wears size 8 shoe, I am slightly offended of how this book acts like she is ginormous and bigger than any one should be though she has grown to love herself, when she’s not that large in the first place! But if I matched this description or not, I would still be slightly offended if not at least off put by the way this book handles her size. And I would like to say a size eight shoe is the most average shoe size for a women! The author and/ or characters act like it’s the size of a mammoths!
And god do I have a problem with certain scenarios in this book where it’s trying to show that’s she’s bigger than the supposed average and has a lot of curves. One of them is with bridesmaids’ dresses for the upcoming wedding. They are reusing dresses form thirty years ago and won’t be doing any alterations to any of the dresses. The dress she has been assigned is the one her mom wear. Her mom is over half a foot shorter than her and described as extremely skinny with no curves at all and she was even skinnier thirty years ago! OF-FUCKING-COURSE she doesn’t fit in the dress! Even if she did lose an extreme amount of weight it would still never fit her (she’s 5’7” with boobs trying to get into a dress made for a 5’0” no boobed person) and it is a completely ridiculous suggestion that it ever could. Which our main character points out but everyone else in the book acts like she was being ridiculous for not wanting to wear a dress where her boobs are literally hanging out and dropping out of being a brides maid of a cousin she doesn’t really like, that doesn’t like her, and isn’t close with at all.
And don’t get me started on the fact that her mother invite her ex-boyfriend to stay not only in her childhood home but in her own bedroom, when she has made it very clear to everyone that she does not want to ever have to interact with him ever again. And the book just blows this off as a funny family conflict and that she doesn’t have any reason or right to be mad. Maybe it’s just me but if my mom did something like that I would be slightly infuriated with her and not just act like it was a slight annoyance.
So, at the 20% mark I am completely ready to put down this book and never pick it up again, but for some reason I feel the need to push on and see what comes of all this at least to the 50% mark. I will also be praying to whatever exist out there that it gets better but I’m not letting my hopes up.
It is a few minutest later and I am now 24% through this book and I am done. I completely regret saying I would try to power through this. It is just possibly the worst writing I have ever read (and that’s saying a lot). All I can ask my self right now is “Did a 13 year old write this?” It is just such bad writing in every aspect and so immature. I don’t see how this could even in the slightest get better. Don’t read it, just don’t waste your time.
I was given this ARC in exchange for a review but all thoughts and opinions are my own honest ones.