F is for FART: A rhyming ABC children's book about farting animals

by J. Heitsch, Mr. Smelt It Mrs. Dealt It

This is a book about farts. Yes, farts. It's also about ABCs, rhymes, and animals - but it's mostly about farts, and making you and your loved ones laugh about farts. Each letter stands for an animal and is accompanied by a rhyme, which are all short and stinky - much like farts are stinky. We hope you think this book stinks in all the right ways.What are the right ways? I'm glad you asked! We've got farts which smell, farts that BOOM, farts that splat, farts that upset your nose and send you for a tumble! We've even got farts so bad you could use them in a rumble! Was it you? Was it me? No, of course not - it was the animals!We've got animals from Australia, China, and even Madagascar! We've got animals from the east and animals from the west; animals from near and animals from far! We've got animals which fly high in the sky and those that swim deep in the sea! We've even got animals which are imaginary and some which are extinct, but keep that between you and me! Some are from rivers, some live in trees! Just buy the book and you - you will see; just buy the book - just buy it please!Worried we've skipped a letter or your favorite animal? I don't think so! We've got A for Antelope, B for Badger, C for Camel, D for Dinosaur, E for Elephant, F for Ferret, G for Giraffe, H for Hare, I for Iguana, J for Jaguar, K for Kangaroo, L for Lemur, M for Manatee, N for Narwhal, O for Otter, P for Pelican, Q for Qinling Panda, R for Rhino, S for Sloth, T for Turtle, U for Unicorn, V for Vervet Monkey, W for Whale, X for X-Ray Tetra, Y for Yak, and Z for Zebra.If your kids love farts as much as ours, we're sure this book will be a favorite, so please consider adding it to your library.- Mr. Smelt It and Mrs. Dealt It

Genres: Childrens, Picture Books, Humor

56 pages, Paperback

Published June 5, 2019

Reviews

[Gemma]

Normally anything to do with farts or poop is a hit with me and certainly with my kids.
This however fell short for us.
While some pages were funny and brought on giggles and amused groans of "grossss" , there were many pages that were a stretch with their rhyming couplets. If felt a little like it had been written in a hurry and not given a great deal of thought. There seems to be more focus on the actual fart part than the animal it describes.
The vocabulary used was too advanced for younger children too, in my opinion.
A little disappointing all in all.

[Jack Purser]

For those parents out there wondering about what could help your young children learn their ABC's, "F is For FART: A rhyming ABC children's book about farting animals" is a perfect instrument for combining learning and humor that your children will absolutely love. This book provides a great perspective on how to get young children to pay attention by beautifully drawn illustrations, interesting animals, great rhyming scheme, and non-stop laughter. I have never had so much fun reading this book multiple times with my three young children. The difficult process was deciding on which animal fart was our favorite, but we settled on the Camel. My children could not stop laughing at "all camels have farts that smell like poo!" I highly recommend this book for everyone and even adults because we still laugh about farting. If your children are upset, I suggest reading this book to them to put them in a much better mood.

[Joe Jackson]

Definitely got this just to read to my sisters kids.

[Barb S]

As a Grandmother reading this to a 4 year old, I was totally disgusted. After 4 pages I closed the book and let him pick another from the stack. In this day and age teaching a child how to be polite and not embarrass people would be more appropriate. All it did was rhyme words and make fun of animals and translating to people. You are teaching children to laugh at others who fart! What’s wrong with you people? Your priorities are all mixed up!

[Nesrine Sleiman]

Genius !!!!

This book will transform kids into a laughing machine. I always create different stories to teach my preschoolers the ABC and its sounds. This is just original, Un- expectable that kids will not see it coming. This book will highly grab children attention. I read the kindle version and I, definitely, buying the paperback.

[James Taiwo]

Creative and amusing for kids

This book is good for little one to learn the alphabet and how animals behave at the same time. It’s also amusing. Read this with KU and enjoyed it with my kid. Thumbs up!

[Dineo Dowd]

Great educational

This book is funny and educational, you learn about animals and sense of humor, kids love farting so it’s really interesting to learn that animals farts too. Great illustrations, one of our favorite books.one of a kind , the author did amazing.

[Cindy Shirley]

Hilarious book for kids

I laughed all of the way through the alphabet. The funny animal pictures along with the rhymes are hilarious. Little boys will especially love this picture book!

[Kim Ann]

An Alphabet Fart Book

A cute and silly book that helps you learn the alphabet as well as identify lots of animals by their letter. it’s a must read just to see the unicorn fart!!! Your kids will love it!

[The Romantic Rush Blog]

This isn't Where the Wild Things Are, folks-but i'll be on my death bed and still be laughing about farting, so obviously this book made me chuckle. And my 4 year old nephew loves it- it's fun and light hearted.

[ed]

Gaseous animal alphabet farts

These rhymes are interesting though shallow and brief.
They unwind from behinds, all silent, good grief.
Be sure to tell that these farts don’t smell
Else this silly book would nevermore sell.

[Maybee Library]

My daughter received this for her birthday and its a weekly MUST read at our house for over a year now. As you read, each letter of the alphabet is a different animal and there bodily noises. My children are fascinated with this and giggle every time we read it. Its great for children and adults.

[Rebecca Yee-Peters]

Funny

Funny take on the ABC book for kids. Cute pictures accompany the funny words. Kids will laugh while learning the alphabet.

[Joy]

We actually got the F is for Fart Handwriting Activity first and had to read the book. Great illustrations and kept my daughter's attention.

[Jeni Hulse]

Funny

Recommend for any young reader struggling with thoughts of not wanting to learn. So funny. My first grader laughs through the whole thing.

[Vicki]

Fart your way thru the alphabet with animals. Kids will be sure to laugh and enjoy this silly book.

[Kelly]

So this was awesome.

[Mandy]

Amazing!!!

My daughter loves this book it’s very enjoyable and fun!!! I would definitely recommend for children all ages - really funny

[Alyson Anton]

My toddler thought this was funny.

[Ruby]

Rating this so high because of the hilarious reading my nephew did (with such decorum!) for my family on Christmas.

[Elizabeth]

Super silly and cute.

[Ali]

For a silly fart book, this alphabet book really is a good animal book with lots of neat facts.

[Indie Author Book Reviews]

This books stinks in a good way!

I found this book to be hilarious. I know it’s not polite to talk about farts, but I could not help but giggle at some of the animals and the description of their flatulence. Grab your favorite small child, break the rules and giggle away.

[Blair Clark Brown]

The title says it all. It’s everything.