(Zero spoiler review) 1.75/5
Second Frank Tieri book I've read, second god-awful piece of garbage. Twice bitten, thrice shy. I sure as hell won't be bothering with anything else from this puerile, talentless hack. I've never liked the term edge lord, finding it often unfairly used as generic insult, more than any apt description of a creator or customer. That said, I would call Frank Tieri an edge lord, although that would be being far too unkind to edge lords, whatever or whoever they are.
This story, or should I say, incoherent, aimless series of poorly plotted and scripted events was one of the least pleasant experiences I've ever had with a comic book. I couldn't remember a single character's name, although to call these individuals characters would be to give them a level of identity far greater than the 0.00372648% of a character that Tieri endowed them with. And then we come to the dialogue, which makes your average CW program look like high literary fiction. You see, this is for mature readers, mainly because Tieri thinks that putting cunt and fuck in every other sentence is somehow intelligent or appealing. This sub-pubescent level of ability is not only shockingly infantile, but just goes to show the non-existent level of the man's talent. The last thing I am is a prude, but if you're going to swear in a story, either once or 489 times, at least make it fit and flow within the narrative. If only the writing matched the art, then this would have been halfway decent. But hey, it had boobs, so it gets more than the 1 star it deserves. Told you I wasn't a prude. Never buy or read this. 1.75/5
OmniBen.