REVIEW BELOW THE RANT
Something is clearly happening in the black hole that is The Internet, and since I'm a '90 kid I usually stay away from stans or fans (or whatever they call themselves) BS and hurt feelings, 'cause I don't care about those. At all.
Rating a book before reading it while lamenting over the injustice of it all because y'all don't like these two fictional character is, probably, the most idiotic thing I've seen people do in a good while. We're talking Ron Weasley pointing a broken wand at Draco Malfoy level of idiocy here.
Don't purchase the book if you're that butthurt about it. Better yet: write your own book if you think you know better. Or write a fanfiction to satisfy all of your fandom needs OR you could wait to actually read the book before forming your opinion and then give it all of the stars you think it deserve -- just like everybody whose second name is not Petty does.
The entitlement of it all is just ridiculous
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(This review is my opinion, if it offends anyone I will live with the guilt for the rest of my life.)
This book gave me an headache.
Regardless of the uproar this book, and others like this, caused over Facebook and the clear as day entitlement-issues some people manifested after the thing went down, I didn't like all the unnecessary drama in this one.
The Addicted to you series, followed by The Calloways series and the Like us series alle have one thing in common: being so ridiculous that somehow the ridiculousness stops being a problem -- which is the key point to most NA books for a number of reasons I am too lazy to list. I've read all of the books above, I liked them somewhat the same and I do believe most of the drama in those books, and the new one also, was and is used to fill up pages that otherwise would've been left pristine white.
I like Farrow and Maximoff relationship, let's start with that. I like them alone, I like them together, I like them in general. During the first three books we see them come together, fall for each other, and stay together during very difficult times that most real couples can relate to, minus the paparazzi. I would choose Farrow and Moffy over Tatcher and Jane every single time, not because there's something wrong with Tatcher and Jane, but in all honesty... they aren't as interesting. I don't feel represented by Jane as a woman, I do think her character could've been so, so much more than what she is. I don't want to start any discussion about it either, it's my opinion.
Farrow is an awesome lead character for an NA book. He's driven, he knows what he's putting on the table, he is relatable at times -- the residency drama a couple of books ago?, I felt that, because I experienced that in my choice of profession and it's not pretty, 'cause the human's mind rarely is. I felt Farrow struggles, he is my favourite. I love him, I can't help it.
Maximoff is a character that, believe it or not, changed consistently throughout the series; from being the guy that only had one night stands and the guy who took care of everyone, to a more aware, in a relationship, young man. I don't like the Prince Charming syndrome he clearly has, I'm with Charlie on that one 100%, and I hope that going forward we can see him coming off of it, it is rather annoying.
And this is getting too long, so I'll try to summarise:
While I find the structure of the Hales/Cobalts/Meadows clan absolutely ridiculous, and I'm sicilian, I know a thing or two about ridiculousness, this installment was necessary for Maximoff to actually talk to Loren and get some things off of his chest. I liked that, it was a very liberating scene that couldn't have happened in the previous books because the kid was simply not there yet.
Loved the relationship and the support Moffy and Farrow had for each other. And all the love they received from all the others was absolutely fantastic.
Didn't understand the bottom/top countdown dilemma, but I am a woman and I do not dwell on such foolery, but if I did I would probably get my "You're a woman: congratulation!" badge trashed. By my nonna.
Speaking of grandmothers, I loved the way Lily handled the old cow in the end.
The team humour made my day, but I love all of the bodyguards, I am biased.
Also:
Could have gone without the Loren-bought-a-bottle-of-whisky-oh-my-god BS, 'cause you better believe that if a recovering alcoholic buys a bottle of alcohol, he's gonna know exactly where that bottle is. He may not drink it. He may even tell you that he bought it and that he has no intention of even sniffing it, but he's going to know where he left it, 100%. It was a pretty inaccurate detail to include. I also find all the babying Ryke and the others do around Loren a bit redundant.
The authors need to stop using the "I'm a recovering alcoholic" road to justify Loren's shortcomings or unwillingness to look past his nose over and over again. It doesn't work, it's all a bunch of BS, stop making it a thing, dear authors, people are starting to notice your inadequacy on the topic.
Didn't like the therapist debacle, because duh.
Didn't like the baby situation. I can count the times he was in a scene on one hand, each of those time were very short where he usually fell asleep or was sleeping. All the other times he was only named. I mean, c'mon, was it really that important for Farrow and Moffy to have a baby being, quite literally, shoved onto them, right after Jane's "I am going to be your surrogate if you want to" proposal? No, it wasn't. And I don't need to be shown how good the protagonists are, or how selfless they are, in this way or with this kind of situation. Really poor taste, in my opinion. Also so cliché it was annoying.
The discussion about adopting VS surrogacy I can kind of get behind, because ideally everyone wants their children to look like them. It's a primitive thing, humans and animals are very similar in that aspect because both of them want to keep their DNA alive and thriving. I don't really fault Farrow or Maximoff for thinking about that, but I do think the authors dealt with the situation in the wrong way. And it's not the first time they put aside adopting by giving some kind of lame excuse.
I kindly suggest the authors to stop writing about such serious topics if they don't have the will to educate themselves about it before shitting all over it.
I am also very sure Moffy and Farrow's marriage isn't valid, 'cause last time I checked, Italy (where I live) does not allow random US VIP bodyguards with no diplomatic authority to officiate a wedding. Any type of wedding. Not even for the book equivalent of the Kardashian/Jenner bunch. Sooooo, yeah.
Farrow and Maximoff need to get married again, for every legal reasons you can imagine regarding the parenthood aspects of their new life -- read: get your facts straight before marrying your lead characters in another country next time, dear authors.
Also: I am not sure about the Oscar/Jack... thing. Mostly because I find turning every bodyguard except Tatcher, Donnelly and Oscar's brother bisexual or gay a little bit too much, but what do I know. I'm "Straight" after all. Whatever that means nowadays.
Overall, I gave it two stars (which are plenty in my opinion for all the fuckery that went on) because, as the two stars rating states: it was ok. I liked the flow of it, the characters were clearly distinguishable from one another, and again, I love Farrow and Maximoff. Mostly Farrow. Duh.
The baby situation almost made me give this book one stars because it was only used to add more drama to an already drama charged series.
I'm not really interested in the next one, but I am very curious about the eight book because I want to know how the authors managed to pull that rabbit out of their bottomless hat.
It was a quick read for me, I'm sure somebody will appreciate the drama more than I did, so... pick it up if you like that kind of thing.
I still think that the reaction to this book was absolutely childish and entitled, the fact that I didn't gave it more stars doesn't mean I agree with that kind of behaviour.
Also: I find that categorising people by what they like to read in their own damned free time is all kinds of stupid. Thinking that the reason some characters are liked more than others is because of some closeted fetish is so ignorant I can't even. I could go on a tangent on the whys m/m books are so popular around young adults and adults alike, or why most of the writers are, in fact, women and the few men that do write great m/m books are mostly overlooked, because of-fucking-course they are.
Don't support the authors if you feel like they're doing the LGBTQ+ community wrong, but do not point fingers at people with different views and opinion on things. And I understand that writing shit on the internet is easy; just know that you're not helping or saving anyone with that keyboard. Just saying.