Turns around in a chair, James Bond villain style.
Ah, Mr. Carle, we meet again. I thought I was through with your meddling, but Christmas again proved me wrong and another of your books was gifted to my daughter. Hopefully this will be our last encounter Mr. Carle.
What is it this time? Does a Kangaroo Have a Mother?
"Yes!" you say, "A kangaroo has a mother. Just like me and you."
"Does a lion have a mother too?"
Oh, I see Mr. Carle, not only do I have to suffer from your same repetitive artwork, but I need to suffer another of your books that has the exact same wording each page but just changing the animal. How clever. No doubt you enjoy how many people call you a genius for your repetition.
Now Mr. Carle, your text is boring, but let's add to this. Some children do not currently have a mother, or cannot be with theirs, I wonder how this text makes them feel? Sure my daughter doesn't have to think about this because she has hers, but as an adult I can't help but think about it. This book is just… distasteful to me even beyond the usual Carle complaints. The others may be repetitive, boring and annoying but this one is potentially harmful. The cult of Carle will love this book, as they seemingly do everyone one of your works, but for me this doesn't even deserve 1 star. I'm only going with that because it's the lowest I can.