There are more advanced weapons, but a stone club still does the job.
Dr. Orpheus Preson seems an unlikely addition to the North’s social life. Their usual friends are young, sophisticated New Yorkers who enjoy witty banter during a good dinner at Charles with a martini or three beforehand. Dr. Preson is a slight, elderly man with a small chin beard and conspicuous trifocle glasses. He’s a respected authority on prehistoric animals - not the jumbo reptiles, but the smaller mammals that ran from them. He’s undeniably eccentric, but he’s done the impossible. He’s written a really readable book about a complicated, academic subject usually covered by boring textbooks. Published by Gerald North Inc, the first volume is selling well and Dr. Preson is hard at work on the second.
Pam and Jerry have gotten fond of the intense, shy little man and are sorry to hear about his problem. Someone is putting ads in local newspapers in his name, resulting in floods of phone calls about dog boarding and pony stabling. Not to mention the train of masons, butlers, tailors, and midgets showing up at his apartment expecting employment. No joke for a man who does much of his detailed work at home. The interruptions are driving him crazy, but when someone breaks in and takes the labels off a collection of fossilized bones, that’s the last straw.
An appeal to the NYPD elicits a polite shrug, but then Dr. Preson’s sister drops in and drinks some milk from his fridge. The phenobarbital-laced milk puts her in the hospital and suddenly the police are very interested indeed. Then Dr. Preson becomes ill after drinking milk. Honestly, it’s enough to put you off dairy products permanently.
Is someone playing a childish prank or is actual harm intended? Dr. Preson’s family consists of an unmarried sister, a widowed brother, and a grown niece and nephew. They all live together outside of the city and relations seem to be cordial, but all of them are as tightly wound as Dr. Preson. Furthermore, they’re openly disturbed about his financial arrangements with the Broadly Institute where he’s Head Curator of Mammal Fossils.
The Broadly is part natural history museum and part research facility. Dr. Preson has been making generous donations from his inherited fortune and has announced that he intends to leave all his money to the Institute. Now even those with money like to inherit more. And a will can be overturned if it can be proved that the person who wrote it was insane at the time. Both good points to remember.
We think of academicians as being remote and dedicated, but they’re just as ambitious as any other professionals and their feuds can be bitter and long-standing. There’s competition for jobs and grants and the most highly respected academic institution still needs hard cash to keep going. So who’s after the big bucks - Dr. Preson’s family or his distinguished colleagues?
Of course Pam and Jerry get deeply involved, Pam enthusiastically and Jerry very much against his better judgement. The Broadly with its many connecting offices and dark corners can be a dangerous place and someone who’s murdered once has nothing to lose by murdering again. The final scene goes on too long, but the story is a good one and the characters are entertaining. Not the very best Mr and Mrs. North mysteries, but well worth your time.