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'One of the funniest writes in the land ... Schmidt Happens will be lapped up by fans' Irish IndependentI've had some pretty bad New Year's Eves in my life. But this one was officially... The! Worst! Ever!My wife had just given birth to a baby that wasn't mine. My son had just walked out on his bride-to-be on the eve of their wedding. And my old dear was making threats of revenge against me for allowing her to choke on the olive from her breakfast Martini.Throw into the mix three infant sons who were banned from every public park and children's play centre in the city; a father who was working with dodgy Russian business interests to put himself in the Taoiseach's office; and a daughter who was about to do something truly shocking - even by her standards.But then, one day, totally out of the blue, I received a very unexpected phone call...And let's just say that Schmidt got real.

384 pages, Paperback

Published September 5, 2019

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Ross O'Carroll-Kelly

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Pseudonym for journalist Paul Howard.

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13 reviews
September 2, 2019
It's the Rossmeister, what do you need to know?

As with every book in the series, there's some laugh out loud segments, some supreme satire of the current socio-political climate, and some scenes that hit you right in the feels.

I look forward to the new book every Autumn and 20 years in you still Can't Knock the Rock!
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16 reviews
March 2, 2020
Always a joy to catch up on the adventures of Rosser and the Heinomite crew.
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232 reviews
October 1, 2019
Not enough Honor. But those pocket-dial phone conversations are amazing.
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125 reviews1 follower
January 25, 2020
The usual level of hilarity and calamity in the work of R’OCK! I had been a little concerned that Ross was maturing, but thankfully my fears are unfounded.
Paul Howard is a genius, so many laugh out loud moments. I will admit to having had to voice certain parts in my head, making it even funnier. You never quite know what’s going to happen when Ross is around, looking forward to the next adventure.
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132 reviews5 followers
September 19, 2019
Loved this book. The amount of times i was on thevtrain laughing my head.
I love the father daughter relationship. It kind of reminds me of mine.
The writting is a joy to read. Loads of great humour and loads of current things happening in the world.
3 reviews
January 3, 2020
Honor is definitely the star of this one. It is so funny, that I kept getting asked every couple of minutes why I was laughing out loud whilst reading it.

Paul Howard's descriptions of people are positively Wodehousian.
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516 reviews5 followers
January 20, 2023
Love this series, and this is one of my favourites from it. As the series matures so it seems does Ross. The usual cast leave a trail of destruction through Dublin and Ross begins to realise just how important family is.
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14 reviews1 follower
March 28, 2025
Absolutely brilliant as usual! Some very nice moments in the book. Ross does have a heart which can be seen a few times in the book. Honor is Honor which does make me laugh! One of my favourites so far, though I do say that every time.
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265 reviews1 follower
September 29, 2019
Fun and hard to put down! Ross is charming and horrendous in equal measure.
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472 reviews7 followers
October 14, 2019
Enjoyable. The cover and the title don't make sense until nearly the end of the book though, which is a bit annoying. Usually they're more fun.
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82 reviews2 followers
November 12, 2019
Probably my favourite Rosser book so far- it seems he actually has a conscience in it and we get to see him tackle fatherhood better.
Loved it!
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164 reviews
January 2, 2020
It never disappoints. So many laugh out loud moments and a great take on the current political situation.
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11 reviews3 followers
May 11, 2020
Not exactly the high brow books you normally see get five stars on here, but no book is every guaranteed to make me laugh like Ross. This one was a return to the best of them.
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153 reviews1 follower
August 30, 2020
As good as ever. Always a joy to read each book in the series. Never get old.
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964 reviews3 followers
June 3, 2025
Entertaining and humorous, this new instalment parodying the US political movement, among many other things, is an enjoyable read.
133 reviews
November 2, 2023
I read this book straight after Dancing with the Tsars, which felt right as this books picks up exactly where the last one finished.
I really felt for Ross in this book. He hasn’t done anything wrong, unusual for him, but he finds himself on the receiving end of the slings and arrows of misfortune. She ha definitely lets herself down in this one. For all his faults you have to admire Ross focus on being the best parent he can be to all his kids. I admire how he manages his relationship with his daughter Honor, who by her own admission, is not the easiest person to love.
Like in the previous book, politics features strongly. Beneath the humour there are some serious points about how democracy could just as easily be abused by foreign money as has happen in other countries in recent years.
I laughed the most at the sections dealing with Facebook, particularly their rivalries with the other tech companies.
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