...and that is accurate. This little thing is just completely different from everything else. It is a nice little joke - but also more than that, when you start thinking about the questions. I need to read it again sometime.
APPLICATION FOR THE DELEGATION OF FIRST CONTACT: QUESTIONNAIRE, PART B is intimidatingly realistic. I may have had flashbacks to university exams and possibly a small panic attack. I think I would have gotten the most out of it if I had actually attempted to answer the questionnaire (there's a helpful PDF version!) but that would have honestly taken me over an hour and more intellect than I actually possess. I can't even explain why I like it so much. It's like I got a glimpse of a job application from 3075.