This review is going to get very nostalgic because I just feel this story needs to be documented.
I have had this book on my shelf for 13 years. It was one of the first books I bought with my own money, having a job for the first time and being on my own. I would go on down to Pamida and buy books and cds occasionally. I called it 'retail therapy.' For some reason, I never picked this up. It sat on my shelf, many shelves in fact. It came with me through 3 moves. It survived going into the yard sale box, then coming back out to my shelf when it didn't sell. It survived sitting in the garage for a year or two in a "get rid of pile" but somehow came back inside to sit on my shelf again. I always thought I would read it someday. I even purchased the audio book on an audible 2-for-1 sale 3 or 4 years ago thinking that would prompt me to get into the story more, because this is a chonky book and I thought maybe this was why I was intimidated and just never picked it up. I never did.
It wasn't until a library book bingo prompt (a book 500+ pages) led me to this book as it was the only book I owned that fit the prompt that I had not yet read (besides Stephen King and I was not in a King mood). So begrudgingly, I picked the book up and added it to my TBR. I knew I wasn't going to want to read it without help so I decided to enlist the help of the audiobook I had purchased several years ago. It didn't help. Nothing seemed to help. I wanted to DNF so many times, but I kept pushing through.
I cannot specifically state why I didn't enjoy this book. The writing was ok, I suppose. The characters I found to be boring and I didn't connect with any of them. The storyline seemed silly and pointless to me. The setting was not my favorite. Was this a bad book? No, I wouldn't say that. Afterall, it has a 3.8 average goodreads rating which isn't bad. Unfortunately it was not for me. I tried, I really did.
But now I can say I have finally read it, after owning it for over 13 years. It sat on my shelf and has seen many many new books come and go and this one went unread for many years. Not anymore, but it's time to part ways now old friend. Tomorrow I will donate it to half price books along with another Jackie Collins I had purchased at a library book sale. I don't think we mesh well, and that's ok. Hopefully someone else can enjoy and love them now. God speed, little doodle. ✌️