Mary Has a Little Pussy

by Flyingcorn Publishing, J.T., Nina Mkhoiani (Illustrator)

Who doesn’t love pussy? They are so fluffy, cute and fun to play with! This book of inappropriate prose will leave you laughing, and you’ll have no choice but to show it to your friends and family. This hilarious children’s book for adults is a perfect gift for all occasions – baby showers, birthday parties, wedding gifts. You should probably exercise some discretion while reading to the kids but they’ll have no clue as to why you’re turning blue with laughter! "I read this book to my children every day and they love it!" - Deranged Mother "It's so funny that I can't stop laughing!" - Harambe

Genres: Humor, Graphic Novels, Adult, Comedy

28 pages, Kindle Edition

Published June 3, 2018

Reviews

[persephone ☾ · Rating 1 out of 5]

ending 2021 with this book was probably the worst idea i've ever had in my entire life, i'm going to sue the author for this monstruosity

[Mary · Rating 5 out of 5]

I can confirm I do indeed have a little pink pussy

[Euodias · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is the weirdest book I’ve read in 2021 for sure 🤣

[Greg Bassett · Rating 5 out of 5]

A deep and engaging storyline.

[justkeish]

wtf did i just read yalllll😭

[retrometro (ocelot’s version) · Rating 5 out of 5]

this needs to stop
the amount of serious reviews on these books are hilarious

edit: what’s worse is that MY NAME IS FUCKING MARY

[The Raven · Rating 2 out of 5]

bro
por cuestiones legales y morales pensemos que los parseonajes tienen más de 18 años

[Rodha]

How is this even real LMAO

[Kieron Botting · Rating 4 out of 5]

A really touching story.

[May Kathryn · Rating 4 out of 5]

One of those raunchy reads I found online. And man, this one is not so subtle it could make you blush! Parents should read this with caution.

[billie Filce · Rating 5 out of 5]

I love how they play with pussy cats

[Amanda Miller · Rating 5 out of 5]

Great for adults not kids....

[Mahammad Ismayilov · Rating 5 out of 5]

for 5+ rofl

[Jamella Suarez · Rating 5 out of 5]

It’s very funny. I love it.

[Sadie-Jane Huff · Rating 4 out of 5]

Book 025 of 365 ~ 2026

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Not for kids or for those who are too rigid. A hoot! LOL

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[Joe Yellin · Rating 4 out of 5]

This book is a very quick read. Even though it looks like a book for children; it’s definitely not. I enjoyed the double-entendres in the narration and dialogue of the characters. I don’t believe this book will win any awards, however, it was entertaining. I must stress; THIS BOOK IS NOT MEANT FOR CHILDREN.

[Mk · Rating 1 out of 5]

Tiktok made me read it.
Why though?
It wasn't even this funny, messing around with pussies & cocks and apparently if a lot of people play with a pussy it becomes dirty?!
Too obvious and clearly poor taste in humour

[sol ☼ · Rating 1 out of 5]

1,5⭐️ Escuché una especie de audiolibro en youtube y el tipo que lo leía lo hacía gracioso porque se reía pero en realidad medio que lo odié aunque unas pocas frases fueron graciosas. Me dio vibes a Dee's Big Nuts pero ese sí que me pareció divertido. En resumen, fue toda una experiencia

[Jackie · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book is very very good

[Islam Raz · Rating 5 out of 5]

Funny & amazing stoy

[Claire Birrell · Rating 4 out of 5]

😂😂

[Sanne · Rating 5 out of 5]

I had so much fun reading about Mary’s pussy.

[Rrrrrriena · Rating 1 out of 5]

how i want to read it

[Aubs Red]

Oh yes I want to eat Mary's little pussy. Best book you can get

[christina 🌺 · Rating 5 out of 5]

it just kept getting worse 💀😭

[addy · Rating 3 out of 5]

i don't know what i did to deserve reading this. it was.... quite the whirlwind. and not the first time i read something like this.

(great for reaching your reading goal tho)

[Kim · Rating 3 out of 5]

its good and funny

[Stephen Chase · Rating 5 out of 5]

The funniest "Adults Only" Audiobook on CD!!!!!!!!

[boppeen · Rating 5 out of 5]

LOL

[Sam Altebaumer · Rating 5 out of 5]

Lol

Laughed my ass off at this . I love the format it is written in. I think it's a classic