The book was alright-ish until the part where Pen tells Simon she's pregnant.
I'm SO mad at this series, because it has such a great premise and I normally don't complain so much over Ms North's books, but I didn't really like the first one that much, skipped the second because it sounded about the same as number one and hoped number three with a cousin would be a bit better.
No such luck.
Because Pen is an absolute bitch and hypocrite. Obviously, if it's not about HER then it's not about anyone. SHE and HER MONARCHY got Simon to marry her, forced him to sever all ties with Danovar and give up everything so he could marry her, while SHE gave up NOTHING, despite REPEATED orders that she needs to focus on fully being Queen and not draw income from her toy making business.
And then, because you know, it's NOT IMPORTANT to worry about the fact there's ANOTHER ELIGIBLE HEIR TO THE THRONE she throws a hissy fit when Simon isn't instantly ecstatic about the coming baby and DARES TELL HIM HE WON'T BE SEEING THE KID BECAUSE SHE DECIDED SO.
I'm sorry, Simon should have sued her ass to next year, her AND her stupid kingdom, gotten all the bonuses, the right to participate in his child's life, and left her there with the other kid as King since nobody deserved him researching ways to put Pen back on the throne.
Because, you know, IT WAS A TEST RUN FOR HER.
She didn't deserve Simon. Heck, she didn't deserve Esconia, or her toy factory. What she deserved was to be stranded all alone looking at everybody else getting happy because they actually did things that mattered in this book, while she was either whining or complaining because Simon was trying to figure things out FOR HER BECAUSE SHE COULDN'T BE BOTHERED TO DO OR INSTIGATE RESEARCH FOR HERSELF INSTEAD WORRYING ABOUT HIPSTER TABLECLOTH DRESSES AND THE COLOUR OF HER LIPSTICK.
Don't get me started on how stupid her kingdom was for THAT.
No more royals from Ms North for me. EVER.