3.5 stars.
This book is like listening to a hungover friend describe a dream.
You've met up for coffee post-party and maybe there's a scone. Crumpled napkins. Artsy music is pumping through the café speakers, and your friend has been passionately recalling a dream for the past ten minutes. You know there are dark elves. A princess with a dream to rebuild her mother's library. There's an arranged marriage and...unicorns?
Now it's been fifteen minutes. You're losing the thread. Elves are immortal, blue, fanged, and with claws that they are honor-bound to keep sharp. Their names are long and hard to pronounce. There are werewolves and harpies and really big tunneling earthworms, but they're rare. Don't worry about it. A band of misguided humans wants to kill the elves for...reasons. Maybe they're jealous of the elves' white hair.
You slowly push the scone crumbles into a pile.
The elves just woke up from a 2,000 year sleep. Why? How? You don't know. They live in a lush paradise with cool bioluminescent mushrooms ("Like Avatar?" you hesitantly ask) but they're starving because there's nothing to hunt. Once hero!elf and heroine!human meet and marry, there's a press tour and cultural assumptions that eventually bleed into respect which bleeds into passionate love. Skin is described as being taut. Blood gets on leather. The horses talk.
You pick up your phone to check for non-existent messages. It's not that you don't care, but this dream has the feel of a runaway train. Finally, you interrupt with, "Did you like it?"
She liked it. She's surprised that you had to ask.
I liked it, too. This book had absolutely all of the ingredients I crave in my fantasy romance novels. But there's a difference between having what you need and knowing how to combine them effectively. Like Alton Brown may know how to use margarita mix and orange juice to baste ribs (true story), but left to my own devices, I'm better off grabbing a shot glass and tequila.
There were a few elements that kept this book from really wowing me:
- The names. I feel like I'm a seasoned war veteran of fantasy. Give me 1,000 page tomes with political intrigue and complex magic systems or give me death. But lord help me, I could not manage the names in this book. Names of people. Names related to elf and human religion. Names of regions, kingdoms, historical events. It was almost enough to prevent me from reading, but I eventually got a handle on which names mattered and which didn't. It was too much, though, and admittedly distracting.
- The lack of context. Too many things in this book lacked context. What's up with the elves being in suspended animation for 2,000 years? Why is the heroine called The Beast Princess? There's a brief mention of her having to wear an uncomfortable metal device as a child--was that to fix her back? Was she beastly because of appearance or beastly because she spoke her mind? Why do the elves lack food? Is there a difference between the Immortali and the elves? How are the humans able to kill them so easily?
- The pacing of the love story. I absolutely adored that there was a lack of drama with respect to the marriage. Fairly early on in the story, the hero and heroine figure out they can be kind to each other. Civil. They don't blame the other for their circumstances. The heroine's initial idea is to convince her husband to be friends and avoid marrying in the elven realm (they're supposed to have two ceremonies) so they can be free. Okay. Well, all this very quickly transforms into love. Which I'm down for--don't get me wrong--but it quickly transformed into cheesy love. This is the man I am meant to adore beyond all others type of love with clutching and declarations and such. I adore epic, passionate love stories, but it did happen too quickly here. And too dramatically.
All that being said, there was a ton to love. The hero and heroine were normally reasonable people. I loved how they had to work together. There were some great political speeches in here, some interesting dilemmas where elf versus human culture had to be reconciled. If assumptions were made, they were not dragged out beyond bearing but resolved, instead. There was communication and forgiveness. And while the setting was a bit confusing at times, it was still a cool world. I wanted to learn more about it.
The author has talent, for sure. She has the ability to write great, great books. She just needs to hone her talent a little bit. Her first mission: tell one story at a time.