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Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. #1-3
The Immortal Matchmakers Boxed Set
From New York Times Bestseller Mimi Jean Pamfiloff
IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC. BONUS BUNDLE:
Book 1: IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC.
Book 2: TOMMASO
Book 3: GOD OF WINE
Bonus Novella: ACCIDENTALLY...CIMIL?
BOOK ONE: IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC.
SEVEN DAYS TO GO FROM LETHAL IMMORTAL ASSASSIN TO PRINCE CHARMING. DOES HE STAND A CHANCE?
Demigod Andrus Gray may look like every woman's dream, but when it comes to charm, he sees no point in pretending: He has none and makes no apologies for it. Behaving nicely hasn't made him the deadly assassin he is today. But is that really the reason he's still single?
The Goddess Cimil--owner of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc.--thinks yes. So when she foresees a mate in Andrus's near future, she's determined to make the match happen. That means hiring aspiring actress Sadie Townsend to help the barbarian "act" a little more civilized.
But are seven days really enough? And why does he suddenly have the urge to throw away an eternity of love for just one night with Sadie?
BOOK 2: TOMMASO
SOMETIMES, HOT MEN CAN BE REAL MONSTERS...
Tommaso Fierro is used to the finer things in life--nice suits, nice car, nice house. Okay, his past isn't so nice, but that's in the past. Or at least it was until he blacked out after meeting the woman of his dreams.
Annnd possibly capturing her.
Annnd possibly terrorizing her before she got away.
Annnd discovering that he's turning into a horrible creature he loathes with all his heart.
Luckily, there's a cure. Unluckily, it will require him to track this woman down and convince her to give him a second chance. But if he finds her, will she ever believe that he's really not a monster?
BOOK 3: GOD OF WINE
CAN ROCK-HARD ABS SAVE THE WORLD? HE SURE THINKS SO
Reckless and wild, the God of Wine has been partying for over ten thousand years. And New Year's Eve, when humans around the world succumb to his naturally occurring spike in powers, is his biggest night. Only this year, things are a bit different.
A plague is sweeping the immortal community, and he's turning downright evil. All those New Year's bashes will turn into bloodbaths if he doesn't stop the transformation. Sadly, the only known cure is finding a mate. Not so easy for a rude, beer-bellied mess who's definitely not husband material.
But can a little gym time and help from the pros at Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., turn him into a divine sex machine? Absolutely!
So watch out, ladies! The God of Wine is lookin' for love. And he has absolutely no clue what he's doing.
Bonus Novella: ACCIDENTALLY...CIMIL?
DO A POWERFUL KING AND A CRAZY GODDESS STAND A CHANCE?
Meet Cimil. Yeah, she's the Goddess of the Underworld, harbinger of all things evil and deadly, yadda yadda . . . but she's also crazy fun! While minding her own business in Giza, Egypt, around 3000 BC (give or take a few centuries), she spots the hottest mortal her immortal eyes have ever seen. And he's not just any guy--he's the strong, powerful pharaoh. But when he kills her pet unicorn, Cimil vows revenge, even if takes thousands of years to get even.
IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC. BONUS BUNDLE:
Book 1: IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC.
Book 2: TOMMASO
Book 3: GOD OF WINE
Bonus Novella: ACCIDENTALLY...CIMIL?
BOOK ONE: IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS, INC.
SEVEN DAYS TO GO FROM LETHAL IMMORTAL ASSASSIN TO PRINCE CHARMING. DOES HE STAND A CHANCE?
Demigod Andrus Gray may look like every woman's dream, but when it comes to charm, he sees no point in pretending: He has none and makes no apologies for it. Behaving nicely hasn't made him the deadly assassin he is today. But is that really the reason he's still single?
The Goddess Cimil--owner of Immortal Matchmakers, Inc.--thinks yes. So when she foresees a mate in Andrus's near future, she's determined to make the match happen. That means hiring aspiring actress Sadie Townsend to help the barbarian "act" a little more civilized.
But are seven days really enough? And why does he suddenly have the urge to throw away an eternity of love for just one night with Sadie?
BOOK 2: TOMMASO
SOMETIMES, HOT MEN CAN BE REAL MONSTERS...
Tommaso Fierro is used to the finer things in life--nice suits, nice car, nice house. Okay, his past isn't so nice, but that's in the past. Or at least it was until he blacked out after meeting the woman of his dreams.
Annnd possibly capturing her.
Annnd possibly terrorizing her before she got away.
Annnd discovering that he's turning into a horrible creature he loathes with all his heart.
Luckily, there's a cure. Unluckily, it will require him to track this woman down and convince her to give him a second chance. But if he finds her, will she ever believe that he's really not a monster?
BOOK 3: GOD OF WINE
CAN ROCK-HARD ABS SAVE THE WORLD? HE SURE THINKS SO
Reckless and wild, the God of Wine has been partying for over ten thousand years. And New Year's Eve, when humans around the world succumb to his naturally occurring spike in powers, is his biggest night. Only this year, things are a bit different.
A plague is sweeping the immortal community, and he's turning downright evil. All those New Year's bashes will turn into bloodbaths if he doesn't stop the transformation. Sadly, the only known cure is finding a mate. Not so easy for a rude, beer-bellied mess who's definitely not husband material.
But can a little gym time and help from the pros at Immortal Matchmakers, Inc., turn him into a divine sex machine? Absolutely!
So watch out, ladies! The God of Wine is lookin' for love. And he has absolutely no clue what he's doing.
Bonus Novella: ACCIDENTALLY...CIMIL?
DO A POWERFUL KING AND A CRAZY GODDESS STAND A CHANCE?
Meet Cimil. Yeah, she's the Goddess of the Underworld, harbinger of all things evil and deadly, yadda yadda . . . but she's also crazy fun! While minding her own business in Giza, Egypt, around 3000 BC (give or take a few centuries), she spots the hottest mortal her immortal eyes have ever seen. And he's not just any guy--he's the strong, powerful pharaoh. But when he kills her pet unicorn, Cimil vows revenge, even if takes thousands of years to get even.
723 pages, Kindle Edition
Published January 22, 2018
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Mimi lives with her extremely patient husband (“Be right there! Just one more page, honey!”), two pirates-in-training (their boys), and their three spunky dragons (really, just very tiny dogs with big attitudes) Snowy, Mini, and Mack, in the vampire-unfriendly state of Arizona.
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MIMI JEAN PAMFILOFF is a New York Times bestselling author who writes insane plot twists that will have you burning through the pages. Whether it’s Romance, Suspense/Thriller, or Fantasy, there are always big heroes to root for, smart and resourceful heroines, and a ton of heart pumping excitement in every story.
Mimi lives with her extremely patient husband (“Be right there! Just one more page, honey!”), two pirates-in-training (their boys), and their three spunky dragons (really, just very tiny dogs with big attitudes) Snowy, Mini, and Mack, in the vampire-unfriendly state of Arizona.
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February 8, 2018
IMMORTAL MATCHMAKERS REVIEW
An exciting, crazy fun and scorching hot read. The Rock Star of cliffhangers is back along with the gods Cimil & Zac, who will take you on a funny, twisty, sexy and endearing ride about a callous immortal ex-assassin and the woman hired to help refine him.
After three centuries of living in a constant state of battle has left Andrus Gray with a cold heart and uncaring of niceties or charm. And now that he’s no longer needed as Helena and little Matty’s bodyguard/nanny, he’s left single, unloved and without purpose. But Cimil, goddess of the underworld and owner of Immortal Matchmakers Inc., foresees a mate for Andrus. Getting her to accept the hardened, insensitive warrior though, won’t be easy even if he does look like every woman’s dream. Can Andrus get a second chance at love?
Sadie Townsend is an almost broke, yet hopeful actress. But when she’s offered an almost too good to be true job, she should’ve know it would come with some fine print details. Her gig requires she teach an uncouth, crude, sexy brute to act like Prince Charming in seven days. But while she’s trying to coax his charm out, they’re also getting to know one another. She discovers a sweet, protective man who’s troubled by his past. Can she keep her heart safe from falling for a man that’s to be with another?
As an Accidentally Yours and Mimi fan, I was eagerly waiting for this new series. I wanted more Cimil, Minky, more paranormal beings, snarky humor and wacky fun combined with steamy sexual tension and alluring romance. I was not disappointed.
The amusement starts right off the bat with Zac, god of temptation and co-owner of Immortal Matchmakers, meets their first employee Tula. I was so absorbed with them that for a moment I forgot they weren’t the main characters in this book. I can already imagine many fun scenes between with these two.
I also liked the way both Andrus and Sadie where introduced. We got a bit of Andrus and Sadies’ backgrounds before they met each other. Sadie was great. I liked that she was funny and strong and she didn’t let the big alpha male push her over, even if she did eventually find the barbarian sexy.
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There’s not a single thing I would change about Andrus. I met him in the Accidentally series and completely fell for the sexy manny. He has this cold and disinterested façade, but deep down he’s a caring guy who didn’t know where he fit anymore. I sympathized with, understood and wished he could truly find love and happiness.
There was never a dull moment between Sadie and Andrus. The heated chemistry between them was a constant simmer just waiting to boil over and intrigue that kept me turning page after page. I loved how brazen and fearless Sadie picked at Andrus’ walls and how she healed his battered heart.
I really enjoy Mimi’s writing style which takes you in one direction and before you know it she’s changing all the rules and switching directions you never thought to choose.
Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. is book 1 in the Immortal Matchmakers series. A spinoff series of Mimi Jean Pamfiloff’s Accidentally Yours series. There are f-bombs, an invisible unicorn, leather pants and all sorts of sexy paranormal beings. This book can be read as a standalone. It’s written from multiple points of view, and has a happy ending with a teaser for the next book.
First Chapter -> http://www.rtbookreviews.com/blog/850...
Mimi’s Pinterest board -> https://www.pinterest.com/mimijeanrom...
* I was given an ARC of this book courtesy of the author. The excerpts are from that copy. *
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An exciting, crazy fun and scorching hot read. The Rock Star of cliffhangers is back along with the gods Cimil & Zac, who will take you on a funny, twisty, sexy and endearing ride about a callous immortal ex-assassin and the woman hired to help refine him.
After three centuries of living in a constant state of battle has left Andrus Gray with a cold heart and uncaring of niceties or charm. And now that he’s no longer needed as Helena and little Matty’s bodyguard/nanny, he’s left single, unloved and without purpose. But Cimil, goddess of the underworld and owner of Immortal Matchmakers Inc., foresees a mate for Andrus. Getting her to accept the hardened, insensitive warrior though, won’t be easy even if he does look like every woman’s dream. Can Andrus get a second chance at love?
Sadie Townsend is an almost broke, yet hopeful actress. But when she’s offered an almost too good to be true job, she should’ve know it would come with some fine print details. Her gig requires she teach an uncouth, crude, sexy brute to act like Prince Charming in seven days. But while she’s trying to coax his charm out, they’re also getting to know one another. She discovers a sweet, protective man who’s troubled by his past. Can she keep her heart safe from falling for a man that’s to be with another?
As an Accidentally Yours and Mimi fan, I was eagerly waiting for this new series. I wanted more Cimil, Minky, more paranormal beings, snarky humor and wacky fun combined with steamy sexual tension and alluring romance. I was not disappointed.
The amusement starts right off the bat with Zac, god of temptation and co-owner of Immortal Matchmakers, meets their first employee Tula. I was so absorbed with them that for a moment I forgot they weren’t the main characters in this book. I can already imagine many fun scenes between with these two.
I also liked the way both Andrus and Sadie where introduced. We got a bit of Andrus and Sadies’ backgrounds before they met each other. Sadie was great. I liked that she was funny and strong and she didn’t let the big alpha male push her over, even if she did eventually find the barbarian sexy.
"I promise not judge you when you finally admit to wanting me, my fierce little rabbit."
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"You do find me irresistible, but I am a man of my word and promised not judge you for lying about it earlier."
There’s not a single thing I would change about Andrus. I met him in the Accidentally series and completely fell for the sexy manny. He has this cold and disinterested façade, but deep down he’s a caring guy who didn’t know where he fit anymore. I sympathized with, understood and wished he could truly find love and happiness.
“He’s usually trying to hide his true nature: a big man with a big heart and huge soft spot for helping people. Especially loves kids. He’s also as loyal as they come.”
There was never a dull moment between Sadie and Andrus. The heated chemistry between them was a constant simmer just waiting to boil over and intrigue that kept me turning page after page. I loved how brazen and fearless Sadie picked at Andrus’ walls and how she healed his battered heart.
“Are you ready to start your lesson, or do you need another decade to finish your weenie yoga?”
I really enjoy Mimi’s writing style which takes you in one direction and before you know it she’s changing all the rules and switching directions you never thought to choose.
Immortal Matchmakers, Inc. is book 1 in the Immortal Matchmakers series. A spinoff series of Mimi Jean Pamfiloff’s Accidentally Yours series. There are f-bombs, an invisible unicorn, leather pants and all sorts of sexy paranormal beings. This book can be read as a standalone. It’s written from multiple points of view, and has a happy ending with a teaser for the next book.
First Chapter -> http://www.rtbookreviews.com/blog/850...
Mimi’s Pinterest board -> https://www.pinterest.com/mimijeanrom...
* I was given an ARC of this book courtesy of the author. The excerpts are from that copy. *
More reviews * Stalk us on FaceBook * As well as Twitter * Pinterest Board for Book Teasers
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Cimil and Zac were very naughty godshe bat shit crazy goodness and more!
The sentence for their behavior was for them to be sent to L.A. to help the unlaid immortal masses.
They started with the rough around the edges Andrus, who used to be Matty’s manny (bodyguard slash nanny)
He bumped into Sadie at a "churrasqueria" but afterwards took her on a pretend date
Where he showed off his mad dancing skills
and the rest.... you're going to have to read about yourselves.
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December 23, 2019
Not for me - more descriptive sex than story.
July 26, 2021
Love, love, love this author
14 gods who each need a mate or the Universe as we know it is doomed. As punishment for her part in the failed attempt, Cimil the Goddess of the Underworld and her brother God of Temptation, Zac Cimi are in Los Angeles starting a matchmaking business.
First up is Andrus Gray - unfortunately his mate is Charlotte but he has fallen for her unknown cousin Sadie. Then we have Tommaso who has to convince Charlotte that they are mates. Book 3 features Acan aka Belch God of Wine and Decapitation and his mate to be Margarita (which happens to be his favorite drink) This one as some interesting recipes for drinks and Margarita's "famous" healthy Meatloaf. Can't wait to get to the store for those ingredients.
14 gods who each need a mate or the Universe as we know it is doomed. As punishment for her part in the failed attempt, Cimil the Goddess of the Underworld and her brother God of Temptation, Zac Cimi are in Los Angeles starting a matchmaking business.
First up is Andrus Gray - unfortunately his mate is Charlotte but he has fallen for her unknown cousin Sadie. Then we have Tommaso who has to convince Charlotte that they are mates. Book 3 features Acan aka Belch God of Wine and Decapitation and his mate to be Margarita (which happens to be his favorite drink) This one as some interesting recipes for drinks and Margarita's "famous" healthy Meatloaf. Can't wait to get to the store for those ingredients.
June 29, 2021
oh my word. whacky, hilarious fun. Hang onto your hat because you just never know what direction things (Or your stomach) are going to fly next. A rollercoaster of fun keeping up to these couples and the Goddess of the Underworld as she attempts to match up her immortal brethren. Minky's dah bomb! All Cheer Minky! Oh Gods, it's catching. Had a blast binge reading all three. Definitely a new writer to my keep pile.
July 20, 2021
What a ride.
Each of these books was like being on a crazy spinning ride. You go round and round, with all the crazy plots, secrets, and preventing Armageddon. I laughed so hard at some of the wild stuff happening in each story. Cimi, the bat s--t crazy Goddess of the underworld has you on your toes, trying to keep up with her schemes, and of the charts plans to get each God hooked up with his, or her mate. I wish I could give more than 5 stars. I loved the whole set.
Each of these books was like being on a crazy spinning ride. You go round and round, with all the crazy plots, secrets, and preventing Armageddon. I laughed so hard at some of the wild stuff happening in each story. Cimi, the bat s--t crazy Goddess of the underworld has you on your toes, trying to keep up with her schemes, and of the charts plans to get each God hooked up with his, or her mate. I wish I could give more than 5 stars. I loved the whole set.
December 13, 2021
Totally crazy....in such a goooood way!!
Oh boy!! Crazy gods, mates and soul mates, insane goddess with an invisible unicorn...working to save the world from themselves (after saving is from Armageddon already). But with a crazy goddess who is not sure if right and wrong...Will they get it right. Humans and gods falling in love...absolutely LOL, with lots of angst, and characters that you will love...need to follow up on the rest...especially Zac mmm
Oh boy!! Crazy gods, mates and soul mates, insane goddess with an invisible unicorn...working to save the world from themselves (after saving is from Armageddon already). But with a crazy goddess who is not sure if right and wrong...Will they get it right. Humans and gods falling in love...absolutely LOL, with lots of angst, and characters that you will love...need to follow up on the rest...especially Zac mmm
July 9, 2021
Match makers
I honestly had tears rolling down my face from laughing, when I wasn't gasping from all the "pink" drama. This is a wonderful set of books! I couldn't put it down and had to make myself quit reading just to do normal stuff... like eat! or go to the bathroom! Thank goodness this is on my Kindle.
I honestly had tears rolling down my face from laughing, when I wasn't gasping from all the "pink" drama. This is a wonderful set of books! I couldn't put it down and had to make myself quit reading just to do normal stuff... like eat! or go to the bathroom! Thank goodness this is on my Kindle.
July 19, 2021
Must read
These are great books. The characters are all wonderful. Well, except Cimil. I read the whole box set...well except for the Cimil novella. I can't stand her, she's crazy, insane, and makes no can sense. I know the author wrote her this way on purpose, but ugg, she reminds me of a teenager and I want to slap her or ground her. Otherwise great series
These are great books. The characters are all wonderful. Well, except Cimil. I read the whole box set...well except for the Cimil novella. I can't stand her, she's crazy, insane, and makes no can sense. I know the author wrote her this way on purpose, but ugg, she reminds me of a teenager and I want to slap her or ground her. Otherwise great series
August 11, 2021
Incredible
These three (four) books are about the Gods and demilords. The caus and triumphs the cause and of course their mates. Had a hard time putting these down to do responsible Mom duties, once I got into book 1. It starts kinda slow then BAM! You are hooked. Can not wait to find out what Tula decides and if her and Zac get together to stop him from "flipping"!
These three (four) books are about the Gods and demilords. The caus and triumphs the cause and of course their mates. Had a hard time putting these down to do responsible Mom duties, once I got into book 1. It starts kinda slow then BAM! You are hooked. Can not wait to find out what Tula decides and if her and Zac get together to stop him from "flipping"!
January 14, 2020
Endless possibilities
Incredible hot sexy adventures with different characters and creatures you love and hate with twist and turns that keep you reading !Absolutely amazing series loved every second!! Thanks for the awesome read💖💖💖and bonus
Incredible hot sexy adventures with different characters and creatures you love and hate with twist and turns that keep you reading !Absolutely amazing series loved every second!! Thanks for the awesome read💖💖💖and bonus
December 6, 2020
I love this author and this series. In a world full of 2020 bummer this series makes me laugh out loud (if you can hear it through my mask) and just makes me plane old happy. If you need an escape from reality this is a great place to start. Oh, and a glass of wine doesn’t hurt.
June 12, 2019
Messed up Gods. Strange antics involving clowns. Bewildered humans. It’s fun to the n’th degree.
June 16, 2019
Odd
This was probably one of the oddest books I read. Not something I would read again. I wasn't the best. And it wasn't the worse I have read either.
This was probably one of the oddest books I read. Not something I would read again. I wasn't the best. And it wasn't the worse I have read either.
July 27, 2021
Great series
This is a great series to read. Fun loving, well developed main and supporting characters. Love how the stories weave in and out of each other.
This is a great series to read. Fun loving, well developed main and supporting characters. Love how the stories weave in and out of each other.
November 30, 2021
learn more about the God
Interesting book
a little bit too much sex
Enjoy reading about the gods
Waiting to read the next book about the gods
Interesting book
a little bit too much sex
Enjoy reading about the gods
Waiting to read the next book about the gods
January 7, 2024
This was a not bad book but would not continue the series.
June 20, 2022
This collection had a great deal of death and destruction but it was really fun to read
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