I was already reading this book as mockery fodder when it first came out; I saw some screenshots and said to myself, "Jesus, it can't be that bad". Unbelievably, these books get WORSE after the first trade. I'll be honest, there is maybe one issue out of the six in this trade that doesn't blow (#3) outright. Everything else about this book is so bad that it's easier to just point out the few things that are actually decent (don't worry, I'm still going to point out everything I hated about it).
1. A couple of action scenes
And I mean a couple. When he saves his parents from the Purifiers and when he fights Juggernaut (who is an alt right strawman that talks like a robot programmed to sound like an alt right strawman).
2. Juggernaut's costume
It's cool what can I say
3. One or two decent one liners
That's it. Decent. Not great, but ok. Most of the humor in this book is infuriating rather than funny, so this might be kind of a tolerance effect.
AND NOW THE SUFFERING
1. The art
Bobby's parents are drawn like monsters and often he is crosseyed. Every single scene they are together is just plain eerie. Sketchy and traced buildings and out of proportion characters, bizarre panel choices, and silly costumes abound. Outside of the above mentioned decent action scenes, it's hideous. It's pretty hard to describe just how bad it is. Bobby looks like a Will and Grace character or maybe an extra from Queer as Folk. For that matter, so does Daken and any other gay character. Which leads us into
2. Tokenism
Now, I love the X-men. I have read hundreds of issues and I'm pretty damn invested into them by now, but one character I could never get that invested in was Iceman. He's a solid side character, and I know people love him, but to me he was always just everyone's best friend. He's not much on his own. This book could have been a chance to change my mind, instead it conjures the saddest words ever: "it could have been".
If you think that this book is acceptable because, and only because, it has a gay lead, you have some reading to do. There are thousands of pages of books with homosexuality as a central theme going back hundreds of years that are much, much better. And that is tokenism my friends: exploiting a few characters or a writer for their surface traits rather than telling a good story with characters that feel real.
I should have got it right out of the way in the beginning, but I like dudes too, so you're not getting any objections from me from this angle. The execution here is just awful though. Bobby is a guy whose thoughts we have literally read on panel for 4 decades of publishing, so suddenly having him be gay out of nowhere is a bit strange. In the original reveal, Bendis literally has young time-displaced Jean Grey get inside young time-displaced (it's a long story don't ask) Robert's head and READ HIS MIND AND OUT HIM IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS
Yeah, I know, it's in a different book, but it still bothers me.
Many people have pointed out that it would make way more sense for him to be bisexual, given his long history with women, and simply say he lacked the courage or didn't feel the need to act on his feelings until recently. Even more people have pointed out that Jean could have controlled his mind with telepathy and forced him to be gay. Which actually makes a lot of sense, since as soon as Bobby becomes gay he acts like a completely different person. He acts like a bad stereotype from a 90's sitcom, falling over himself to oh-em-gee (yes he actually says that out loud) and have first gay this-and-that. It's goddam insulting. Plus it begs the question; if this is supposed to be a story about discovery and sexuality, and coming out to one's parents, why does it focus on old Bobby, who kind of had his shit together? Young Bobby, like almost all of the young X-men, is completely wasted. Speaking of wasted opportunities
3.The Writing
Jesus Christ the writing. The worst thing I can say about it is the material Grace was handed was so rich and he completely pissed on it; you have a guy grappling with his sexuality and his power while having to confront not only super villains, but a younger more innocent version of himself. It's just sad because I think that there are ways this could have been done that would have satisfied fans and people looking for representation alike.
Sina is absolutely awful with dialogue and throws in dozens of ice puns and awkward clunky exchanges that sound like aliens impersonating humans rather than humans. I should know, I am an alien impersonating a human
4. Humans
Most humans mate with members of a separate sub species called a "gender" or "sex". Some humans mate with their own "gender" and some do not mate at all. This material is unclear on whether or not offspring is produced in this manner but my hypothesis leans negative. Further analysis required.