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256 pages, ebook
First published August 28, 2018
by this author and while I didn't love it, I did like it, as it was quirky and well written.
French exit
Noun. French exit (offensive) A hasty exit made without saying farewells to anybody.
“It's important, Mr. Rudy, that you understand my point of view, and appreciate both the fact and scope of my nihilism. Now, you and I know that many of the objects in this house are of an uncommon quality. My effects represent a small fortune. Fifteen per cent of that, even in a hushed, rushed sale? Think of how many socks that would buy.” Mr. Rudy's eyelids dropped, and he became pensive. Frances said, “Now let's walk together, not speaking, to the front door.”
Julius slept beside Mme Reynard on the couch, which was a foldout, she was delighted to discover. Tapping her chin, she warned Julius, “Talk in my sleep.”
“That's all right.”
“Also I gnash my teeth.”
“All right.”
“And I have sleep apnea, and sometimes I sleepwalk. If you see me set out to wander you musn't wake me. But if I try to leave the apartment, will you steer me back round?”
“Okay.”
Mme Reynard became sheepish. “Occasionally I suffer from nightsickness,” she admitted.
“What's nightsickness?”
“I sometimes – rarely – vomit the bed.”
Julius said, “Sweet dreams, Mme Reynard.”
“I never do dream,” she lamented. “Oh, life!”