I was bamboozled dangnabbit!
I went into this book thinking it was going to be the cutest thing ever. I was so wrong. It was...not cute. Long story short, Ethan is a twenty year old shifter who's the sickly runt of the pack. He's also unable to shift, so everyone thinks he's a freak. He goes out one night with the other young men in the pack to hunt vampires. The other guys are going because they want to be heroes. Ethan is going because he wants to die honorably. Things go horribly wrong though and the story gets ridiculous.
#1: The vampires kick the shifters' asses. Royally. I was embarassed for the wolves. They were all "Mayday! Mayday! Vampires ARE badasses!!". Ethan and the boys are especially unlucky because they've found the most badass vampire of them all; Miguel. Miguel is over 400 years old and all about ripping out dudes' entrails. So, Ethan is lying on the dirty alleyway ground, damn near dead, bleeding out and watching Miguel come closer so that he can kill the shit out of Ethan. And what happens? Guess. Okay, whatever you just guessed is wrong. Ethan, who is about to DIE, has a spontaneous orgasm. I'm not lying. I can't even form some thoughtful opinion on that that goes beyond "WTF?!".
And then for the first time ever, Ethan shifts. Hooray. *blink blink*
#2: Somehow Ethan figures out that damn near bleeding out is what lets him shift. So, he cuts the shit out of himself so that he can release his wolf. Yet another thing that I don't know how to respond to. Not little cuts. He's slashing at himself like he's trying to reenact the Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I was all " Oooh, come on man, figure something else out!". And he does. Kinda. He figures out that he needs to go back to his vampire mate. This leads to another alleyway meeting of which the highlight was Miguel saying something along the lines of "Shift, wolf, because I want to fuck you but won't stick my dick in an animal."
*blink blink* Good to know, Miguel. Good to know.
#3: Oh, wait, I have yet to mention the ridiculous amount of Southern-isms in this book. Ethan is "knee high to a grasshopper". People are over yonder. There's something every couple of pages that had me shaking my head. This might just be because I'm from the Northeast and the way Southeners speak sometimes throws me. However, maybe it was supposed to be the deep South. I don't know. I just don't know.
#4: The biggest WTF for me was one of the last scenes. Ethan and Miguel are getting it on. Ethan's dick has just knotted in Miguel's ass so they can't separate yet. In comes Miguel's niece and she proceeds to have a conversation with Miguel and Ethan while they are at the tail end of doing the nasty. I don't know how I, as a reader, was supposed to react to that scene. It was weird. I don't know how else to explain it.
All in all...*sigh* I don't know what this book was. Will I try the third one if there's a third one? Probably. Just...probably. We'll leave it at that.