Pounded In The Butt By The Sentient Manifestation Of My Own Ignorant Climate Change Denial

by Chuck Tingle

Sorso is an angry man. As the driver of a big ass truck, he can’t understand why the liberal media is trying hard to push global warming down his throat, especially when the whole thing is nothing more than a hoax.

But the world is changing, and even Sorso’s peers are realizing that manmade global warming is more than just a partisan issue, it’s a human issue. This drives stubborn Sorso into a rage, but his tantum is stopped short by a speeding car that sends him directly to the hospital.

When Sorso realizes that a liberal is responsible for saving his life, he’s forced to confront a brand new reality, and must say goodbye to the physical manifestation of his own ignorant environmental opinions, a handsome tree named Yerm who has a taste for hardcore anal poundings.

This erotic tale is 4,100 words of sizzling human on handsome climate change ignorance action, including anal, blowjobs, bukkake, rough sex, and gay sentient environmental concept love.

Genres: Short Stories

32 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 19, 2017

About the author

Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.

Management and general inquiry: infotingleverse@gmail.com

Literary agent: DongWon at dongwonsong.com

Reviews

[Matteo Fumagalli · Rating 2 out of 5]

C'è del genio in questo trash.
Videorecensione: https://youtu.be/f1xRYvTUk0Q

[Marc *Dark Reader with a Thousand Young! Iä!* · Rating 3 out of 5]

This is some amusingly weird shit.

Free bonus story in POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY THE BLUE WAVE. This story is the more creative of the two.

[Karie · Rating 3 out of 5]

3 for how amused I was. If I didn’t read this immediately after “Pounded in the Butt by the Blue Wave” I probably would’ve enjoyed it more, but reading them back-to-back made it feel formulaic. However, I still got to enjoy dialogue such as:
“‘I can’t believe I’m doing this,’ I admit. ‘I was so certain global warming was liberal propaganda funded by China.’
“That’s the stupidest fucking thing I’ve ever heard,’ says Yerm, ‘but I forgive you.’”
… and then a climate change denier and a tree have sex. Obviously.

[Alice · Rating 5 out of 5]

Yeah, this is peak.

[Didi · Rating 5 out of 5]

this is my giving tree

[Kai Van · Rating 4 out of 5]

absolutely ridiculous & way too much fun involved with a serious topic. bravo.

[LawsOfSanity · Rating 3 out of 5]

Amusing ...but not his best

[Krissy · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was my first time reading Chuck Tingle and I'm not sure why, but I was honestly surprised that this lived up to both the implication (that it was crack fic humor and kind of stupid in plot) but also the literal (he does in fact get pounded in the butt by a sentient manifestation) title. This will definitely be an only-on-occasion type of author for me, but I was pleasantly surprised by how funny I found it and enjoyable his bizarre stories were!

[Holly Kenny · Rating 2 out of 5]

Guy who doesn't believe in global warming has a near death experience, then goes on to fuck the physical embodiment of his global warming denial as a goodbye to his ignorance of our dying planet.

The sentient global warming denial was a tree that had many many dicks on it's branches and honestly, our global warming denier was living my dream up there in that tree.

[Anna · Rating 3 out of 5]

CARA!!! Realmente o Chuck Tingle consegue me impressionar com a criatividade dele em cada livro, muito bom KKKKKKKKKK.