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Sexy Motherpucker

(Bad Motherpuckers #2)

4.08  ·  Rating details ·  3,157 ratings  ·  283 reviews
When the family dog trots in with my diaphragm in its mouth—in front of my date, his parents, and his adorable little girl—you would think I’d hit rock bottom.


Let’s back this up a sec…

Brendan Daniels is the sexiest man alive. The captain of the Badger’s NHL team is also clever, kind, funny, and was my good friend…until we cruised out of the friend zone one week
Kindle Edition, 316 pages
Published May 22nd 2017 by Self Taught Ninja
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➦What do you do when you walk in on your boyfriend wearing your thong?

➦Ok, first of all, don't panic. Calmly explain to him that it's just not your jam and collect all your underwear. Then proceed to the nearest bonfire.

➦If, by some chance, while burning your intimates, you happen to meet a sexy man who volunteers to burn his own boxers out of solidarity - just go with it.

➦In all honesty, he's probably trying to get into your pants. Again, just go with it. God know you need it.

May 24, 2017 rated it really liked it
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This is only my second book by Lili Valente but I am officially declaring her a must-read! Her writing is fantastic and will have you entertained the whole time you're reading her words. Sexy Motherpucker was a great read and I really enjoyed these characters. The story was very easy to just sit down and enjoy, it was romantic, just a little sexy at times, and it was just really fun to read.
Spoilers ahead

I'm a sucker for a romance with kids involved so I got into this one eagerly, unfortunately it didn't work for ME

Laura is the PR person for the team, though she and Brendan have worked together for a while nothing happened until he stumbled across her burning her underwear after finding her boyfriend at the time wearing it. After some drinks and convo they end up spending days together. At the end when Laura is ready for more Brendan pulls an awkward exit. Picking up the pieces Lau
Feb 08, 2019 rated it really liked it
This audio was cute too. Sexy but cute!!

In Sexy Motherpucker, you will meet Brendan and Laura. You sort of meet them in the first book of this series as well. Now they were cute but they had so much drama. Whether it was someone assuming the other liked someone else or ya know..baggage

Brendan was adorable but he had a kid. So he did some stuff that was simple adorable with her. However, I was not a huge fan of leaving that said child with laura for a week. I get that she would babysit her from
beachbum bookworm
Apr 19, 2020 rated it it was ok
This is book two in the “bad motherpuckers” hockey series. It is the story of Brendan captain of the badgers nhl team and Laura the team's PR specialist. Brendan is a single dad and needs a fake girlfriend to prove to his inlaws he can give his 7-year-old daughter a mother influence. This is where Laura comes in. She agrees to the charade but knows this is not the best idea. Laura has been burned before by Brendan….when they shared a hot sex-filled weekend 4 months ago...which ended with him...w ...more
★ Larissa ~ book crusher ~
Jun 01, 2017 rated it really liked it
4.5 stars. ARC PROVIDED IN EXCHANGE FOR AN HONEST REVIEW. I shall post the review here soon!
Oct 30, 2017 rated it it was ok
DNF @ 90%... Marthafocker!!! I can't believe I couldn't finish this. I pushed thru the bland story hoping it would change into something more interesting. But the h is a dumb twat! She's been in love with Brendan for the longest time & now that she finally has him, she sabotages it with stupid, ridiculous reasons!!!! News flash, when you get involved with someone who has a kid, you should know what that entails. Especially if things get intense & love comes into play. WTF did she think would be ...more
Tami Talbert
May 01, 2017 rated it it was amazing
I've had a little trouble articulating the thoughts in my head for this review and getting them transferred to the page. Don't get me wrong: I absolutely and unequivocally loved Brendan and Laura's story, but searching for new and creative ways to express once again what a spectacular tale Lili Valente has penned is increasingly challenging. Sexy Motherpucker delivers a story of two souls profoundly attracted to the other like a moth to a flame, one struggling with rejection, and the other faili ...more
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-The sitch. Laura, the sister to the heroine of the first book, has been friends with Brendan for a while now, as they both work for the Badgers, one as captain of the team, and Laura in PR. Brendan’s wife unexpectedly dies (off page, and well before the series begins) and he is left with raising his daughter on his own. He’s concerned about beginning any relationship, for obvious and understandable reasons, but he has a passiona
Sandra Shipman ~ Two Book Pushers
Sexy Motherpucker is the second book in the Bad Motherpuckers series by one of my favorite authors. I know when I open a Book by Lili Valente, I will be in for a ride. It could be a sexy and light ride, a filthy twisted dark ride or something in between. This series has the perfect blend of sexy, fun, and filthy talk. If you read Hot as Puck then you might remember the cranky but sexy single dad Libby's older sister Lauren. I knew something was brewing between these two...

Brendan and Laura had o
Jan 14, 2018 rated it it was ok  ·  review of another edition
Shelves: dnf
DNF 65%

I have a weird relationship with this author: some of her books I liked (and rated 4 or 5 stars) just as many I disliked (and DNF with 2 stars rating).

That was a case of DNF here again with this second book of The Motherpucker Series. The book isn’t THAT bad, it’s just boring, plain and simple.

Plus, the little girl doesn’t sound like a 7 years old at all and the menace of taking her with them by the former in-laws (because the H wasn’t quick enough to replace their dead daughter) sounde
book bruin
Jul 15, 2017 rated it it was amazing
4.5 stars

Sexy Motherpucker was a really entertaining romantic comedy that was sweet and laugh out loud hilarious! It was both a friends to lovers and second chance love story, with a generous portion of hockey thrown in for good measure. The characters were realistic and there was a perfect balance between the swoons, steam, and angst. This is book 2 in the Bad Motherpuckers series and some characters from book 1 do appear, but this can definitely be read as a stand alone.

One of my favorite mom
Quinn's Quippy Quotes
May 22, 2021 rated it really liked it
Shelves: own, ebook
This was super cute and really funny. Although I really enjoyed this one, I don't think that I'll be diving in to the test of the series. I'm just ready to sink into something deeper and this series is fun and sexy, so I may return to it on a trip or vacation. ...more
May 19, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: 4-stars, freebie

This was the first book written by Lili Valente that I've read and I've really liked her writing style and the nice plot with low drama and some hot sex scenes.
I'm so curious to read the other books in the series.

This story has everything I lately like into a book,friends to lovers + single parent of an amazing kid is a perfect recipe to make me swoon with every turn of page.
Brendan and Laura journey was not simple,both of them screwed up at some point but I've particularly appreciated how they

May 22, 2017 rated it did not like it
DNF at 30%. Skimmed to see if it got better towards the back half. *rolls eyes*

Nope, this book isn't for me. Laura, the heroine, seemed so cool to me in the first book. She seemed spunky, feisty, and confident --- my kind of snarky heroine with a soft side hidden to her. But NO!!! As I was reading this, I discovered that she was hiding a very insecure girl who lets herself be used because she's so gone over the hero, Brendan that she'll do anything for him. No, thank you.

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Lexi Cubbins
Oh man, that was sweet!

I didn't really love the first book in this series, but damn... Laura, Brendan, and Chloe totally won me over! It was swoony, cute, funny and so hot, everything I've expected it to be. Bad Motherpuckers, I want more!
May 12, 2017 rated it really liked it
CoaRJ review by: Candice Marie

***I was provided with an ARC in an exchange for an honest review***

This was only my second book read by this Author, and she's fast becoming an addition to my automatic "one-click" list! I really enjoyed the glimpses of sassy Laura and broody Brendan that were given in Libby and Justin's story, and very intrigued to find out more about them. So it was with great anticipation that I began to read this book! Laura and Brendan weren't exactly what I expected, and I a
Red Cheeks Reads
Nov 03, 2017 rated it it was amazing

Every time I’ve picked up a book by Lili Valente, I’ve enjoyed myself. This was the third book of hers that I’ve read—the second one of this series—and it left me wanting more. Her writing is smart and witty, the romances she pens are sweet and sexy. I love the hockey, I love sports romances, and I can’t wait to dive back into this series.

This was definitely a sports romcom, but even amidst all of the heat and the humor, Ms. Valente managed to deliver a few blows to the feels here a
Sonia N.
Apr 18, 2021 rated it it was amazing
Shelves: audible
This is such a funny pucking book! I listened to this book on Audible and it was so much fun listening to this funny, witty and steamy romance ❤️🔥
Brendan Daniels is the captain of the Badgers Hockey team NHL. He has an adorable young daughter and takes his fatherly duties seriously. But, the beginning of this book had me cracking up 😂 because Laura Collins is the Badgers PR. She is burning her panties and lingerie for reasons you have to read/listen to this book. She has been in attracted to Bre
Nicole P
Laura Collins gets her chance at a HEA with the guy she's been crushing on, Brendan Daniels. What starts out as a favour turns into something permanent and the story follows the ebb and flow of their relationship from dealing with in-laws, cranky seven year old (who was wwwwwaaaaaaayyyyyyy advanced! Her texting skills were crazy good), parenting, love and fears. All in all an enjoyable read. ...more
Sep 18, 2020 rated it really liked it
Always entertaining, albeit a bit unrealistic at times but I suppose that is where the fun is, right?
Feb 25, 2020 rated it liked it
I listened to the audiobook and the narrators did a good job. I enjoyed H/h and the low angst story.
Jun 17, 2017 rated it it was amazing
5!5!5!5 stars!
Beth C.
May 15, 2017 rated it it was amazing
I hate that he kissed me and reminded me how intense the chemistry is between us. And I love that he kissed me, giving me another chance to memorize how electric it feels to be in his arms.

I'm sitting here watching the cursor on my screen flash, trying to figure out what to say. How to explain to you all how much I LOVED Sexy Motherpucker. How unexpected it was. How happy it made me. How quickly and easily it stole my heart.

How good it was.

No, wait. Not good—great. I said when I read and revie
Maddy's Reading
May 29, 2017 rated it really liked it
Shelves: arcs, sport-romance
This is the second installment in this series and it's Brendan's story. I loved the single dad dynamic of this story. Brendan was so conflicted regarding Laura originally. She is his good friend and he's attracted to her. However, having lost his wife and taking care of his daughter, he is wary of any relationship.
Laura was a sweetheart, I loved her from the first book and she was equally endearing in this one. Brendan plays with her heart but she still remains his friend until he needs a fake
Jun 09, 2018 rated it really liked it
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May 06, 2021 rated it did not like it
Premise? Love. Execution? Absolutely not.

I will say that it was better than book one, but to be honest that isn't really saying much. The second half especially was super rushed and it felt like we didn't see their romance develop at all, and there were a lot of plot points but it just felt like they were all skimmed over. The ending was ridiculous, and once again just way too much misogyny for me ('you should wear less makeup' - nah fuck you, I'll do what I want). I won't be continuing with the
Bon Tom
Feb 01, 2018 rated it it was ok
Shelves: erotica
When I read a book, I really, REALLY don't want to see any LOL's, OMG's, and EMOJI's. That's why I read. Because I'm sick of simpletonian's lingo from southern Simpletonia. Why the hell would you want to make any part of your book look like tweenage texting?? Even if it were tween communicating, which are not. Writers should educate and lead by example... of mindful use of language. ...more
Lex Martin
May 12, 2017 rated it it was amazing
A pucking awesome romp! Lili Valente is my go-to author for romantic comedies that tug at your heart in all the right ways. Brendan and Laura’s story will have you swooning and fanning yourself all night long!
Char Sowers
Jun 05, 2017 rated it it was amazing
Lili Valente's Bad Motherpuckers series is a "lamplighter" scoring goals with each new installment! "Sexy Motherpucker" is the follow-up to "Hot as Puck". It features the Portland Badgers team captain Brendan Daniels and team's PR director Laura Collins. This is a stand alone novel but it the prolog happens before the action of the first novel. The action in "Sexy Motherpucker" occurs after the action in "Hot as Puck". However the Epilogues in both books occur at the same time. Which actually se ...more
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“Why are you laughing? I am your sexy boyfriend. You told me last night. You said I was the sexiest boyfriend you’ve ever had and you couldn’t wait to ride me like a pony.” 1 likes
“You look beautiful.”

I shift my gaze slowly to my right and find him watching me with that intensity in his eyes again, making it clear he isn’t kidding. “Well…thank you. You’re not too bad to look at, either.”

He smiles as he shifts closer. “No? Not too bad?”

I shrug. “Nah. I mean, I don’t throw up in my mouth when I see you coming down the tunnel all sweaty and gross anymore.”

He laughs, his eyes doing this amazing sparkling thing that is completely mesmerizing, holding me in thrall as he brushes my hair over my shoulder. “Well, that’s good. I don’t like tripping a woman’s gag reflex.”
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