Barbarian Box Set

Alien Barbarians of Zandipor #1-3

by Kim Fox, Juno Wells

Books 1-3 in the completed bestselling Barbarians of Zandipor series!

  

Barbarian One (Avery and Turic)

  

I went camping once.
Two hours later, I was checked into a Holiday Inn, lying on a table and getting massaged by a muscular Swedish man named Sven.
If I can't survive on a campground, how can I survive by myself on an alien planet?
And that's exactly where I am.
The flowers are as big as cars, the bugs as big as dogs, and there's no Holiday Inn in sight.
Oh, and did I forget to mention... there are freaking dinosaurs here!
I would have been their lunch if it wasn't for Turic, my blue alien savior.
He's no Sven but he has other ways to please me...
And this muscular alien with the heavenly tongue is making this harsh alien planet feel like home.
 
Barbarian Two (Rolanda and Pontuck)

  

I love to fight.
I'm a badass cage fighting chick who knows how to handle her fists. I've knocked out every girl in my division on my way to domination.
But this planet is bringing me to my knees.
Meteors, aliens, monsters, dinosaurs, and annoying robots.
But there's someone else bringing me to my knees.
And truth be told, I kinda like it down here.
My sexy blue savior Pontuck is making sure of that.
I thought I was a fighter but Pontuck is on a whole other level.
He's relentless.
Because this big blue alien barbarian is fighting for my heart.
And he may just win.

Barbarian Three (Mandy and Straykeer)

  

My life is a nightmare.
Stranded on an alien planet. Scared. Lonely. Hungry. Exhausted.
I have no hope.
I think I have it bad now but the creepy aliens are coming back for me to make it even worse.
Until I meet my possessive blue protector, Straykeer.
Once you get past the blue skin, he's kind of cute.
Once you get past his booming war cry, he's pretty sweet.
And once you get past his two swords lopping off the alien heads trying to hurt me, he's really really sexy.
His tingling tongue and skilled hands are the thing of miracles.
And this blue barbarian is quickly turning my nightmare into a dream...

No Cheating. No Cliffhangers. 18+.

Genres: Paranormal, Action, Science Fiction, Romance

380 pages, Kindle Edition

First published February 3, 2017

About the author

A hot, new paranormal romance writer who loves Werebears and the tough, BBW that can handle them.

Her latest series is Smokejumpers: Werebear (Bear Shifters of Flathead Forest) a cast of fun, lovable and sexy smokejumping shifters. Each book focuses on a different member of the crew and the women that they fall for.


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Reviews

[Joetta Spurling · Rating 5 out of 5]

What a series

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To be abducted by aliens while watching a movie in the theater what a way to find your destiny. This book is so cute, it had me laughing so hard. Wish there was a way to keep the series going. Would've​ been a great idea if they would've found more females on Emperor Rsordan's ship could've kept the series going. I recommend this book to anyone 18 and over.

[Annette · Rating 5 out of 5]

LOVE the whole series...each story is unique & fun to read
ABZ#1
Love this alien romance!! Turic is kinda caveman like Tarzan, yummy! Avery & her dangerous weapon, of course have to save the alien planet from dinosaurs. Avery is hilarious and handles the involuntary relocation like a champion “Saku,” lol. Tin Tom (the robot) is useless and resourceful. I love this author’s writing style because there is always some humor which flows well & breaks the ice, makes the plot so much more refreshing & entertaining when I get to chuckle along as I read along…..I wonder what’s playing at my local movie theatre??? Lol, excellent read!!!
ABZ#2
Rolanda & Pontuck aka The Cookie Monster have quite an adventure. She is a tough MMA fighter trying to survive on this foreign planet full of blue men and hiding out from the one who keeps stalking her. Pontuck doesn’t understand why his mate won’t come to him, he loves the fact that she is a warrior and can’t wait to “claim” her as his mate. This is just hilarious, it has its serious & slightly dangerous moments but this couple interaction/miscommunication was such a joy to read. So, where is the planet full of sexy blue men again?….writing is so captivating that I feel like asking Scottie to beam me up! Great addition to the series, can’t wait to ready what happens next!!
ABZ#3
A Love Story of Your Own....Mandy & Straykeer have an exciting story. They are totally opposite, she’s a scarycat with a love for “tobacco” & he’s a strong virile warrior with lots of patience for his mate. Author does a great job blending the plot, including her friends without them taking over the main characters story. Of course she also always does a great job adding a little humor so the story is a lighthearted as well as suspenseful & full of action….

[Susan Ramsey · Rating 5 out of 5]

Barbarian Box set, So worth reading...

I have read literally hundreds, if not a thousand or more of these books. This box set is not only HOT HOT HOT on the would-be savior front (you lie to your friends and I will lie to mine, but let's not lie to one another; if you didn't like them, you would not read them) , these books are chock-full o' funny. There is no sweeter combination than "smoking hot and laugh-out-loud funny. I have reviewed all of three books from any online sales format. And this set deserves it. Kim Fox hit this out of the park on both, hot, funny and thoughtful as to how to combine earthling and alien without outright rape involved or something equally as violent, and I CANNOT WAIT to read more!

[Rachael · Rating 3 out of 5]

Avery, Mandy, and Rolanda end up on a dinosaur planet after being abducted by aliens. Each get their own story. There are blue aliens with a prophecy that they think Avery will fulfill.
Avery & Turic - Avery is thought to be the destroyer of dinosaurs. They show up to his village but are not accepted by the leaders.
Rolanda & Pontuck- MMA fighter Rolanda meets alien "cookie monster" Pontuck and they make their way back to his village.
Mandy & Straykeer - Mandy hides in their crashed ship until Straykeer comes. After smoking a leed she fights and takes out an entire alien ship.
I really didn't like how Avery behaved in book 2&3. She just lazed about and pretended to be the destroyer while telling everyone what to do.

[Barbara L · Rating 5 out of 5]

Great box set

This was a great box set, fast,reading, funny, sexy , just plain fun to read. The second one , I was laughing so hard that I had tears in my eyes, the others books also had some funny things also. And Tin Tom the reboot was a hoot. I think you will enjoy reading these from fun.

[Mel Mel · Rating 4 out of 5]

So Funny

I bought the first one when it was free a while back. I read it last night, my sides aching from laughter. So I decided to pick up the box set for the other two because it was cheaper than buying them separately. Books 2 & 3 were humorous but nothing like the first. I thoroughly enjoyed them though. Tin Tom is a hoot!

[Debbie Kilburn · Rating 5 out of 5]

Set of Three

Avery, Mandy, and Rolanda each get snatched away from a movie theater. Before they know it, they crash land on a planet with blue Adonis and dinosaurs. They each have their own stories and their own happily ever after. This is definitely an adult readers only. Oh, boy, is it! I want a blueberry of my own!

[Angela · Rating 4 out of 5]

Unanswered questions

The book was high on hot sex but leaves you wondering about all the untied threads. I like my alien romance with at least some semblance of believability. I am left wondering where the rest of the story is....

[Tracy D. · Rating 3 out of 5]

LMFAO

Giant praying mantis abducts women. A strange planet. Dinosaurs. Big blue barbarians. A prophecy. And easy Earth girls. That is all.

Didn't understand the last part of book 3, before the epilogue, about Ava. Who is she? Weird.

[Kim · Rating 4 out of 5]

Fun Series

I haven't read anything like this series before and I really liked it. When something unbelievable is made believable because it's written well, that's the sign of a talented writer. I would recommend this fun series.

[Rae · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fun read

This was a fun read and laughed out load. Would love to see another book be done in the series.

[Leigh UK · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hilarious & easy read!

I just needed something light and saucy with a guaranteed HEA. This had me cackling! Just perfect after a heavy academic read.

[JML · Rating 3 out of 5]

Okay not great

More funny and silly than what I look for in a alien romance. Each of the three stories was silly and cute, but not really what I'm into reading.

[Ingrid Stephanie Jordan · Rating 5 out of 5]

Title: Barbarian Box Set (Books 1-3) 
Series:  Barbarians of Zandipor
ReleaseDate: #AlreadyReleased
Author: Kim Fox & Juno Wells
Reviewer: Ingrid Stephanie Jordan   #5Stars
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     My goodness talk about imagination for pete's sake than you have big smurf running around I'll tell yea. So much humor I laughed many many times. Nothing like going to the movies to see your book boyfriend and wham M&M's come raining down.
    Avery and Mandy her friend went to the  movies only to be kidnapped. You see they will be the honored guests at Rsordan's Palace in Nuberla which is five million light years away from Earth. Trying to escape being guests they try to take over the spaceship. Ending up needing Tin Tom's (R2D2) help they crash land on Planet Zandipor land of the dinosauriforms what Tin Tom say's earth calls dinosaur.
     Turic is a Drandroka a Blue Smurf, who find a Pink Avery in the water unconscious, he than see's her cressels (breasts) and he gets hard, then he wonders if she has a culip which he think now is a good time to fill her with his seed, his baby, he wants to claim her now as his own. He didn't realize when she woke up she'd run into danger.
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     These women are two gen·ius·es it is unmistakable, they have written a Phenomenal Must Read , I'm telling you it's just magnificent. I couldn’t put it down, I mean would you if you ran into a Blue
"Cookie Monster"? Yeah I didn't think so.
     Avery and Mandy who were friends went to the  movies only to be kidnapped. You see they will be the honored guests at Rsordan's Palace in Nuberla which is five million light years away from Earth. Meeting Rolanda was perfect, she is a MMA women's fighter. They knew they had to fight so they tried to take over the spaceship. Tin Tom's (R2D2) help them crash land on Planet Zandipor land of the dinosauriforms what Tin Tom say's earth calls dinosaur.
     Rolanda Vogel is the youngest female to win the Markson World's MMA Cup. Oh yes she is a fighter. Right now though she is scared to death of this crazy planet of colors and prehistoric beasts. She saw her friends drown. Now she has been hiding in this crawl space of a cave for nine days from a beast full of teeth. That's it she done she is going to kill this beast  as she was screaming her battle cry, sliding underneath Rolanda spears his under belly, her spear breaks. Three arrows came flying and then this Huge Big Blue blur.
      Pontuck aka: Cookie Monster is a Drandroka his tribe kills to eat only and sings to them when they die to send them to the Land of Nevatrun. Cookie Monster is very proud of his name because Turic's mate the pink sandroka who is the True Saku gave it to him. Hunting with Creepe who he does not like or trust, he hears a pink sandroka voice just like his Saku screaming a war cry, that Cookie Monster run fast to help. When he saw the most beautiful pink sandroka he knew he found his mate.
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 Barbarian 3    #5Stars 
     Wowzer another explosive ending from two very explosive authors. This book is phenomenal, the fighting, hot sex, the characters have so much humor, we'll it's feel good to laugh, I loved it. Oh yeah who doesn't want a blue man? Especially with this extra parts!
     Mandy is the last survivor from this crash. There all dead. Mandy is all alone. Trying to live on eating flowers she knows she's slowly starving, sleep deprived and depressed, she's giving up. To make matters worse, the insect king that's looking for them is here. Is this her future get pregnant and then behead?
     Straykeer is looking for Mandy, but he can't find her. He left the Drandroka village awhile ago. But when he found her he got more than he bargained for. Yes, Emperor Rsordan has come for Straykeer's mate, he will fight to the death.
     A copy of this book was provided to me with no requirements for a review. I voluntarily read this book and my comments here are my honest opinion.

[Susan Burgess-Ryan · Rating 5 out of 5]

You don't want to miss this FABULOUS box set by Kim Fox and Juno Wells. I have found there isn't much that Kim can't write. She has paranormal romance down pat, contemporary romance down pat, and now she Sci-Fi Alien Romance in her belt.

1.) The Barbarian-- Avery and her friend Mandy are the theatre getting ready to watch a movie they have been waiting for a spell now. The last thing they expected was to be suddenly kidnapped by aliens, much less lotus looking aliens. Avery teams up with a muscular woman and they with the help of a robot on the ship take over the ship. Then they are forced to land on a planet which not only has dinosaurs but is being bombarded by meteors. Avery, Mandy and Rolanda are separated after being sought out by a T-Rex and Avery finds herself at the mercy of a big blue Alien named Turic. Turic on the other hand cannot believe he has found a Shaku, or otherwise known as a woman (there isn’t supposed to be any women), and she is his mate. Then when he sees her tattoo or as she calls it a tramp stamp, he thinks it the sign of the person meant to save his people from the dinosaurs. Follow Turic and Avery as they make way back to his home and fight to survive the harshness of the jungle. Will Turic be able to keep Avery alive? Will Avery give into this handsome alien? Will Avery actually be able to save Turic’s people from the evil Shaman?

2.) The Barbarian Two-- is the story of Pontuck (Cookie Monster as named by Avery in the first book) and Rolanda. This book will make laugh till you cry with the chemistry between Rolanda and Cookie Monster, and make you hotter than hell with the sex scenes. Then you are laughing so hard at the relationship between Rolanda and Avery. The story line and the characters are written so spot on that you cannot help but want to be on Zandipor with a blue alien of your own. Besides who wouldn’t want to be on a planet with meteor shows, dinosaurs, a big blue alien that makes you wetter than a rainy day, and a tin robot that drives you nuts? Trust me when I say that the story of Rolanda and Cookie Monster (or otherwise known as Potunk) will push you to your limits as a reader.

3.) Barbarian Three-- Now Mandy has made it back to the space ship they were on when they crashed on Zandipor. She is trying to stay strong and alive by eating flowers that have no taste when she can run to gather them without running into dinosaurs. She doesn’t know that Tin Tom set a locator beacon when they left the space ship in book 1 that would tell Emperor Rsordan where they had crashed. Then the spaceship comes to life and Mandy doesn’t know whether to leave the spaceship or stay…so she hides on the space ship and is caught by the Emperor. Now she knows she is in deep shit!!! Or is she? The ferocious and dominant Straykeer (as he calls himself) goes on to look for Mandy who he believes is his beloved mate. The ferocious and dominant Straykeer continues looking for his beloved Mandy. He sees the flying birds in the sky, but they are not like any bird he has ever seen, they have blinking lights and make humming noises as the glide through the sky. His gut tells him that they are after his Mandy. When he arrives, he sees the aliens coming out of the birds, he then decides they are flying caves. He then sees that these green creatures have his Mandy. He draws his two bone swords and rushes to protect his mate. When the ferocious and dominant Straykeer rescues Mandy she isn’t sure if he is going to kill her or not. She finally decides that he isn’t going to kill her. She also decides that once she gets use to his being blue, he is cute. It didn’t take long for him to help her get over her nightmares. But are her nightmares really over, or just beginning? Will she get to see Avery and Rolanda again?

No Spoilers. Advanced Reader Copy read voluntarily and loved all three books.

[Crystal · Rating 5 out of 5]

Sexy Aliens!

Barbarian 1: Funny and sexy all at once, you will laugh and smile throughout this story. Getting kidnapped and taken from earth is not what Avery had planned, she just wanted to watch a movie and have some fun. When she crash lands on an alien planet filled with dinosaurs and is saved by a giant handsome blue alien, she is about fed up with life in general, and just wants to go home. When Turic sees the pink skinned creature he immediately jumps to save it, but when he realizes it is a beautiful exotic looking female he thinks he has gotten lucky and found someone to bear his children. With neither of them able to understand the other, their adventure is not easy, with Avery trying to understand this strange world with man eating things around every corner. Will their journey bring them together in love, or will it end in death and sadness? You will never picture smurfs the same again!

Barbarian 2: Hilarious alien romance, with plenty of laughter, sexiness, and danger. Rolanda was a Mixed Martial Art fighter on earth and at the top of her class. But after being abducted by aliens and crashing on an alien planet, she has to convince her self that she is still the bad ass fighter that she was on earth. As she fights for her life against creatures that she never could have dreamed up she wishes like hell she was back on earth. Pontuck aka Cookie Monster has been given the task of finding the missing humans from the crash, when he comes upon Rolanda he is amazed at her strength, fierceness, and beauty. When a giant blue alien appears out of nowhere and saves Rolanda she is happy the thing trying to eat her is dead, but not so sure what to do with her blue alien savior, especially when he tried to mate her! With one misunderstanding after another, poor Rolanda and Cookie Monster get into more and more trouble. Will they live long enough to get to communicate with each other?

Barbarian 3: Excellent conclusion to the series! After Mandy and her friends, Avery and Rolanda are kidnapped by aliens and crash land on an alien planet they get separated, Mandy finds her way back to the ship and has been living off flowers for weeks. She is slowly starving and her mind is at its wits end to find food. She does not know if her friends are dead or alive, but as more time passes she believes them to be dead. Straykeer has been searching for Mandy to save her since Avery was found and brought to the local alien village, but he has had no luck. Now her kidnapping aliens are back, searching for the human women who are meant to be impregnated and beheaded by the insect like alien ruler. When Mandy is saved by a giant blue alien she is grateful, but when he wants to mate her she thinks he Is loco. Add in some danger, unintended drugging, kicking of some alien asses, and one lusty blue alien and you have yourself a hilarious and terrific alien romance!

[Pam Louis · Rating 5 out of 5]

read all of these books separate but wow now there in a set! If you like funny syfy this is your series
Book 1
Avery is from earth, while her and a girlfriend was wanting for a movie to start the whole room full of woman are kiddanaped by bug aliens, then the ship crashes on a planet with dinosaurs. As she is running for her life and half drown she is saved by Turic. A big blue alien aka warrior smurf.
Turic was a women going over the waterfall and went to help her. All the women he knew of had died so she is a rare treasure. But not everyone felt that way.
Oh what crazy fun. This was one of the most unique and funny stories I have read in a long time. I loved the craziness! This has aliens, dinosaurs, action and one truly hateful male.
If you're into syfy don't miss it, you will not be disappointed

Book 2
Rolanda was an fighter and ad won the markson world MMA cup; she was also kiddanaped from earth by alien lizzerd men then crashed thier ship on a world full of dinosaurs with two other girls who got lost. THAT'S ok she the predator or at least that's what she keeps telling herself for the last 9 days as she hinds from the Dino who wants to eat her.
That's when Pontuck or cookie monster as Avery (her friend from earth) nickname him. HE cam to safe her.
OMG SO FUNNY! There were times I couldn't stop laughing, it's really a great storyline with twist and turns in the story that makes this a fun read. The characters are so lovable.
SyFy fans it's great.

Book 3

After being kiddanaped by praying mantis aliens, crashing their ship on a planet full of Dinosaurs, then being chased by a T-Rex into a river Mandy went back to the crashed ship hoping to find Avery and Rolanda but no luck. That was weeks ago and she is sure they are dead and she is ALL alone. But the unthinkable happens and now the aliens have come for her.

Straykeer is part of the Drandroka clan. They have found 2 of the women who fell from the sky and has been sent out to find the last one. He has been looking for weeks now even when the others in their party have returned. Good thing too because Evil Emperor Rsordan has come as well. The fight is on!

This story (and series) was great, funny, action-packed and crazy!
I LOVED it. The characters are great. What a crazy fun mix. You just have to read it. SyFy fans this one is fun!
Voluntary reviewed a copy and I honestly loved it

[Patricia Kieffer · Rating 5 out of 5]

Barbarian Box Set by Kim Fox & Juno Wells

Book 1
Avery and Mandy are at a Movie theater waiting for the movie to start. When the roof is peeled back and a space ship appears. Avery and Mandy along with some other women are taking aboard. They are being taking to Emperor Rsordan to be breed, but the ship crashes before they are able to reach his plant. This is a very different book for me but I found it very interesting. It has many moments that you can't help but laugh at and it is romantic. I did enjoy, and it was a great make-believe story.
Book2
Another great story just like the first book Barbarian. They are being taking to Emperor Rsordan to be breed, but the ship crashes before they are able to reach his plant. The first book is about Avery and her journey, Barbarian 2 is about Rolanda Vogel and what happens to her. She has been hiding out in a cave for 10 days from a T-Rex. She only has a home made spear to fight with. There are men out looking for her because Avery told the men there were 2 pink Sandroka (women) missing from the ship she was on. Two of the men come across Rolanda and both want her for different reasons. There are different twist and turns in this story. I would highly suggest you read book #1 first and then book #2. They are both worth reading and I am looking forward to reading book #3 for these two Authors Kim Fox and Juno Wells.
Book3
This is the story of Mandy, the last survivor. She stayed near the space ship not knowing if anyone else is alive or where they are. The first book tells you about Avery and what happens to her. The second book is about Rolanda and how she lived on the plant. They have very hot steamy sex with men that are big and strong, and blue. The men must claim the woman as there mates and protect them no matter what. I enjoyed all three stories and recommend you read them all. I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader copy of this book.

[Cheri · Rating 5 out of 5]

I can never say I'm not much of a Science Fiction fan again. I really had fun with this series, to blue men with special equipment, to a hilarious language barrier and its easy fix, to smart females taking advantage of circumstances to make them powerful. It is sexy, funny, with characters you can't help but love. If we have to have an alien invasion, please vet them and make sure they come properly equipped. These books kept me reading and wanting more. Avery is not an outdoorsy kind of gal. While awaiting to see her favorite book boyfriend on the big screen the sci fi trailer turns into the real thing. Yep, she and her BFF and another twenty women with the same idea end up headed for a planet millions of miles away.

Eventually, the two and another woman end up on another planet--not earth and not the one they were headed for. It is straight out of Jurassic Park. While running from a big bad T Rex they are separated. Avery is rescued by a huge blue guy. Yep, he's her alpha. The relationship is fun, dangerous, and really hot! Avery and Turic, the blue guy, have a rough start with the language barrier. You'll love how that is resolved. One thing that isn't a barrier is sex. As she would say, "Don't judge, he's really hot." Language isn't the only misunderstanding. This is the full series. Enjoy.

[Jane Elizabeth · Rating 5 out of 5]

#1
Do you enjoy suspense, humor, romance, strong sexy males, and strong "normal" female characters?  If so, you will love this story! A new genre for Kim, but one I hope she continues with...we need more! Her descriptive way of writing puts you right inside everything which is happening, from the locations to the flora and fauna of the planet, and especially the inhabitants...humanoid and animal. Possibility of both tears and laughter ahead...you really need to read the book.
#2
Kim can't write a bad story! Avery managed to survive the crash of the spaceship, two T-Rex, assorted creatures, and big blue aliens in the first book, but Rolanda and Mandy have not been found, and Avery sent men to search for them. Once again the story has a bit of everything, excitement, angst, romance, good guys, bad guys, and dinosaurs! Kim makes it so easy to picture everything with her descriptive writing. I throughly enjoyed reading this book and look forward to the next one!
#3
Well, Kim wraps up her story in fine fashion! Mandy hasn't been found, and everyone thinks she is dead. One Drandroka is still searching...will he find her? Or will Emperor Rsordan's troops follow Tin Tom's signal to their location and capture the girls again? A lot of excitement in this installment, with new beasts and more strange plant life. You definitely need to read the book!
Loved the story...but feel  bad for all the blueberries without mates...lol

[Kim · Rating 5 out of 5]

Barbarian was an exciting change up for me. The world built around the adventures for Avery, Rolanda and Mandy was new and unexpected. From the reactions of the Avery and those around her, I couldn’t have guessed what was going to happen next. The imagery was detailed and unique.

Avery herself was a hoot. She was your average gal with no special skills, bravery or even high heels. She found herself immersed in a situation and did what she could. Including finding herself a Barbarian and a Cookie Monster!

Rolanda is fending for herself and while she's learned to only count on herself, who said she had to do it in a Crayola box with all sorts of strange and dangerous creatures. That is until Cookie Monster wants to help her… OMG, you just have to read. Rolanda is a strong and independent woman and she's brought to love by a Sesame Street character. If that doesn't tell you the story you're in for..

I was blown away by this ending of the Barbarian series. Mandy was a lot tougher mentally than her friends and even she gave herself credit for. And when she started in, you needed to stand back and let her roll!

This planet isn't going to be the same and neither are the men. Grab this box set, a bottle of wine and enjoy!

[Judye · Rating 4 out of 5]

Very good

I laughed and was drawn in by these three interrelated stories the way each of them reacted to their hunky blue warriors was priceless

[S M Ryan · Rating 5 out of 5]

#1: Ha ha! Kim Fox (and Juno Wells, who is new to me) manage to have a break many 'rules' of science fiction writing story, and yet still pull it off. Largely because of Tin Tom, I think.This is Not Avatar, lol. Certainly has a BEM. And LLMs. (Long Legged Monster(s)) Was fun. And I loved the use they put the shaman to.
#2:Just as amusing, no, just as spitting up laughing as the first one, There are tense moments. But both Pontuck (excuse me, Cookie Monster) and Rolanda are tough. Damn good thing. And, the ending.....
#3: Well. And I expected Mandy to be the passive one. Straykeer and Mandy, sitting below a tree, K I S S I ---- Woah, What the hell was that?!? Better look out for nasty flying things! Fun (maybe conclusion?) to the trilogy. And cigarets. Lol.
(I read the books individually before)

[emma · Rating 5 out of 5]

this has got to be one of the craziest and funniest books I've read. i love this book! Kim you did it again!

[Courtney · Rating 5 out of 5]

Kim Fox and Juno Wells made me a fan of alien romance with this three book series set on the planet of Zandipor. Three women, along with others, are out to see the movie Love in All Angles have their lives change when an alien ship kidnaps them and is headed to a leader named Rsordan for him to breed with until they fight back. Fighting back comes with a price, meaning they crash on to a planet that is unlike anything they have ever seen before and getting separated. With the three women being the only to survive the crash and on a planet full of blue men and dinosaur like creatures they will all have to fight their way back to each other. Along the way the women find a man, or smurf as Avery calls them, that will make the change in their life worth it. Avery, Rolanda and Mandy are awesome heroines and Turic, Cookie Monster(aka Pontuck) and Straykeer are the perfect balance for these women. With a robot named Tin Tom for some needed comic relief I can't say enough how much I loved this series. I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader Copy of this series.

[Macey · Rating 3 out of 5]

3 out of 5 smurf babies ⭐️

Wtf happened to the other women? Are the three of them just gonna live there and the rest of the blueberries will remain mateless?

Characters:

(Book One)
✿ Avery
- killer of dinosaurs (via unlimited luck)
- will rename you if you're a blueberry alien (a very bad name though)
✿ Turic
- has no boundaries, will announce it before he eats your coochie
- will murder a robot for his beloved

(Book Two)
✿ Rolanda Vogel
- MMA fighter; self-appointed captain of the ship
- will stab your hand with an arrow if you don't back up
- stupid enough to go with a sexist creep whose name is literally "Creepe"
✿ Cookie Monster
- formerly known as "Pontuck"
- respects every life but will end you if you touch his babe
- should have been named as "Cock Monster" though LOL

(Book Three)
✿ Mandy
- smoker; can control fire (false)
- got into a bad acid trip that ended in an alien massacre
✿ Straykeer
- dual sword fighter
- can equip you like a backpack while naruto-running away from spaceships

[Treena Beavers · Rating 5 out of 5]

Out of this world !

Step out of reality for a fantastic intergalactic romance.
A world full sexy blue aliens, a bunch of fiesty strong women and a slightly annoying but adorable robot.
Each book follows a different couple, they are jam packed alot of humour, action and very steamy scenes.

This series had me giggling all the way through refreshingly different and very addictive read.

I voluntarily read & reviewed this Advance Reader Copy.

[Sheryl · Rating 5 out of 5]

All 3 books of the Alien Barbarians of Zandipor in 1 place. No waiting for the next book to come out. I loved the characters in each book and the story line was fantastic.

I am voluntarily leaving my honest review of this book.

[Deborah · Rating 5 out of 5]

Entertaining Reads

These are fun reads about three young women who are abducted by aliens. After crashing on an unknown planet, each of them have to learn how to survive and deal with the aliens who rescue them. I read these individually. Enjoy I did.

[Jen · Rating 4 out of 5]

Smoking hot tales of insta-love between three Earth women stranded and separated on an alien planet, and the three strapping blue alien men who save them. Definitely good for a quick, fun, spicy read, with a little sci-fi and lots of humor thrown in.