The first two hundred pages of Ulysses... never have I read such tosh. As for the first two chapters we will let them pass, but the 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th - merely the scratching of pimples on the body of the bootboy at Claridges.
- Virginia Woolf
Gibbon's style is detestable, but it is not the worst thing about him.
- Coleridge
Monsieur Zola is determined to show us that if he has not genius he can at least be dull.
- Oscar Wilde
To see him fumbling with our rich and delicate language is to experience all the horror of seeing a Sevrès vase in the hands of a chimpanzee.
- Evelyn Waugh on Stephen Spender
His imagination resembled the wings of an ostrich. It enabled him to run, but not to soar.
- Macaulay on Dryden
You know I can't stand Shakespeare's plays, but yours are even worse.
- Tolstoy to Chekhov
If Goethe is a god, I am sure I'd rather go to the other place.
i can’t really rate this like a normal book bcuz it was deadass just a huge list of insults from before 1998 but it was fun to find in the retirement home and see how humour hasn’t/has changed in some ways through the years