What do you think?
Rate this book
Kiss My Crown
My name is Kate and I’m a princess.
I had it all. Every little girl’s dream: Working as a princess in a theme park five days a week. Prince Charming and I really hit it off, until he hit every other princess in the park.
After beating him with his own sword I decided it was time to find a normal guy. I met one- or at least I thought I did.
Now the princesses are snubbing me and the princes won’t even look at me. Worse, I’m about to be demoted to a fairy, which is like being sent to the seventh level of hell.
What do you do when the fairy tale ends?
When happily ever after sucks ass?
I had it all. Every little girl’s dream: Working as a princess in a theme park five days a week. Prince Charming and I really hit it off, until he hit every other princess in the park.
After beating him with his own sword I decided it was time to find a normal guy. I met one- or at least I thought I did.
Now the princesses are snubbing me and the princes won’t even look at me. Worse, I’m about to be demoted to a fairy, which is like being sent to the seventh level of hell.
What do you do when the fairy tale ends?
When happily ever after sucks ass?
Unknown Binding
7 people are currently reading
118 people want to read
About the author
Alexis Noelle
61 books807 followersAlexis Noelle lives in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania with her husband, and three kids. On top a writing career, she is a full-time student and a full-time mom. She loves spending time with her kids, although she has to hide the computer from them when she is writing! She love being active and being outdoors, especially if it involves any kind of shopping.
She has always been passionate about writing. She loves to read romance books and feels like being able to lose yourself in a book is one of the more exciting aspects. The books she loves to read and write will be ones that make you feel for the characters. Alexis believes that you should have an opinion on every character in a book whether you love them, hate them, or think they are up to something.
She also believes that the most important critic is your reader, so she loves to hear from the readers. She want her fans to be open & talk to her about what they want for the characters in the story, and what they would like to see happen.
She has always been passionate about writing. She loves to read romance books and feels like being able to lose yourself in a book is one of the more exciting aspects. The books she loves to read and write will be ones that make you feel for the characters. Alexis believes that you should have an opinion on every character in a book whether you love them, hate them, or think they are up to something.
She also believes that the most important critic is your reader, so she loves to hear from the readers. She want her fans to be open & talk to her about what they want for the characters in the story, and what they would like to see happen.
Ratings & Reviews
Friends & Following
Create a free account to discover what your friends think of this book!
Community Reviews
Displaying 1 - 30 of 64 reviews
March 9, 2019
This little story was so adorable and quirky and just fun! This is the absolute best book to not only get you out of a reading funk (if you happen to be in one) but also detox from a heart-shattering one (if that's what you've read). It's absolutely the funnest reading afternoon I have had in quite some time! :)
Copy provided for blog tour
Copy provided for blog tour
November 7, 2016
This book was such a fun read!!It had me laughing from the very first chapter itself.(The way she deals with her cheating ex-boyfriend LOL).
Kate is one of the princesses in the amusement park.The royalty are at the top of the chain and are treated very respectfully.She has just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating on her and he is no Prince Charming though he plays the role of one.
At the bottom of the chain are the faeries and woodland creatures with the pirates occupying the lowest rung.
After her breakup, she swears off men and decides that even if she wants to get back in the pool it will be only for a fling.She has her best friends Mel and Dani who also work at the park, as an Evil Queen and Fairy respectfully.All of them have personalities very different from the roles that they play.Pretending to be the polite and charming princess is often very tiring for Kate.
A chance meeting in the grocery store with a super hot guy named Justin,who gives her advise on picking melons changes things for her.As she spends more time with Justin their connection deepens.They get each other in every way and have a hilarious,easy going and steamy relationship.She hopes that this might work out and he wont be one of the toads.
Just when things finally seem to be looking up, she finds out that he works at the same park, as a pirate!!The horror!Already the people at the park don't respect her much after her breakup with Prince Charming,if they were to discover that she were dating a pirate, she would be the laughingstock.Her manager also threatens to demote her since he finds her recent behavior very unprincess-like.
After one too many mishaps,ridicule and misunderstandings, she will have to decide whether being a princess is worth giving up the dashing pirate who might be her real life prince charming!
I really loved Kate.She was a kickass character and I loved her lack of filter and the way she didnt take shit from anyone.Justin was adorable and perfect for her in everyway.The hilarious banter between them was awesome and the things that they did OMG!(that one scene had me gasping for breath laughing so hard).Mal and Dani were awesome sidecharacters.I cant wait to find out more about Mel and the woodland creature she has been banging(sounds so funny when I put it like that xD )
So, guys if you're looking for a hilarious,romantic and steamy read with zero drama go for this one!It'll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time!
Kate is one of the princesses in the amusement park.The royalty are at the top of the chain and are treated very respectfully.She has just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating on her and he is no Prince Charming though he plays the role of one.
At the bottom of the chain are the faeries and woodland creatures with the pirates occupying the lowest rung.
After her breakup, she swears off men and decides that even if she wants to get back in the pool it will be only for a fling.She has her best friends Mel and Dani who also work at the park, as an Evil Queen and Fairy respectfully.All of them have personalities very different from the roles that they play.Pretending to be the polite and charming princess is often very tiring for Kate.
A chance meeting in the grocery store with a super hot guy named Justin,who gives her advise on picking melons changes things for her.As she spends more time with Justin their connection deepens.They get each other in every way and have a hilarious,easy going and steamy relationship.She hopes that this might work out and he wont be one of the toads.
Just when things finally seem to be looking up, she finds out that he works at the same park, as a pirate!!The horror!Already the people at the park don't respect her much after her breakup with Prince Charming,if they were to discover that she were dating a pirate, she would be the laughingstock.Her manager also threatens to demote her since he finds her recent behavior very unprincess-like.
After one too many mishaps,ridicule and misunderstandings, she will have to decide whether being a princess is worth giving up the dashing pirate who might be her real life prince charming!
I really loved Kate.She was a kickass character and I loved her lack of filter and the way she didnt take shit from anyone.Justin was adorable and perfect for her in everyway.The hilarious banter between them was awesome and the things that they did OMG!(that one scene had me gasping for breath laughing so hard).Mal and Dani were awesome sidecharacters.I cant wait to find out more about Mel and the woodland creature she has been banging(sounds so funny when I put it like that xD )
So, guys if you're looking for a hilarious,romantic and steamy read with zero drama go for this one!It'll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time!
November 6, 2016
5 STARS
This book! OMG, this book I want every one of friends to read so we can have inside jokes about all the hilarious escapades in this book.
Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle has to be the funniest read I have had ALL year! Haven’t we all dreamed of being the Princess? Kate gets to be that Princess and she takes along for the ride. Charming is anything but in Dreamland and their HEA is, well, not.
Best friends Melanie, an evil queen and Dani, a fairy are there to back their girl up. Just that trio would be enough, but you also get pirates, dancers, and chipmunks! Speaking of pirates, Kate meets Justin outside of work and hits it off with him. Kate finds out the Justin is a Pirate and according to park hierarchy, Princess can’t be with Pirates.
Kate is unhappy having to be the “happy princess” all the time and with a quick wit and sarcastic tongue she moves through her life looking for her HEA. Could it be with Justin? It’s a great jaunt (like that word? Kinda Princessary!) that these characters take us on. I will never be able to look at another Princess and not think of Kate.
A quick read, I laughed from the first page to the last. I loved every page. I highlighted so many quotes just so I could go back and read them again and laugh some more and this book is so good that I don't want to share because YOU NEED TO READ THIS BOOK!
Melanie and Dani are getting their own books too which just makes me happy to know that I can look forward to another day of laughing until I cry.
Bravo Ms. Noelle. Great writing, enchanting characters and brilliant storyline. This book is a definite 5 STAR One Click!
I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book for an honest review.
This book! OMG, this book I want every one of friends to read so we can have inside jokes about all the hilarious escapades in this book.
Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle has to be the funniest read I have had ALL year! Haven’t we all dreamed of being the Princess? Kate gets to be that Princess and she takes along for the ride. Charming is anything but in Dreamland and their HEA is, well, not.
Best friends Melanie, an evil queen and Dani, a fairy are there to back their girl up. Just that trio would be enough, but you also get pirates, dancers, and chipmunks! Speaking of pirates, Kate meets Justin outside of work and hits it off with him. Kate finds out the Justin is a Pirate and according to park hierarchy, Princess can’t be with Pirates.
Kate is unhappy having to be the “happy princess” all the time and with a quick wit and sarcastic tongue she moves through her life looking for her HEA. Could it be with Justin? It’s a great jaunt (like that word? Kinda Princessary!) that these characters take us on. I will never be able to look at another Princess and not think of Kate.
A quick read, I laughed from the first page to the last. I loved every page. I highlighted so many quotes just so I could go back and read them again and laugh some more and this book is so good that I don't want to share because YOU NEED TO READ THIS BOOK!
Melanie and Dani are getting their own books too which just makes me happy to know that I can look forward to another day of laughing until I cry.
Bravo Ms. Noelle. Great writing, enchanting characters and brilliant storyline. This book is a definite 5 STAR One Click!
I voluntarily reviewed an Advance Reader Copy of this book for an honest review.
October 29, 2016
What happens when a Princess, a Fairy, and an Evil Queen walk into Dreamland? You have this fucking hilarious book with three best friends that bring faking it to a whole new level. I have been to a certain D-Land many times and every single time I go I think about how the characters are outside of the park. And Alexis totally nailed how I pictured it. Who could be that happy!?
Kate aka Princess Lily had her Prince until she found out that he was a cheating douchebag with other princesses and even some fairies! Even though they break up behind the scenes she still has to act like he is her true love five days a week. She didn't exactly enjoy her job before but now it totally sucked. She didn't mind the kids but she hated pretending to be someone she most definitely isn't. She is no princess. She is foul-mouthed, blunt, and hates her damn tiara. Now that Prince Needledick is out of her life, she wants to find a real man. One that can handle her not being such a little princess. And one finds her while holding her melons. Justin seems like a normal guy. He gets her and she gets him but she isn't sure if they can get past the Netflix and chill stage of their relationship. And he isn't sure he can survive her. Has Kate met her match or is he just another toad?
I loved this storyline! So much. Kate and her friends Melanie (Evil Queen) and Dani (Fairy) are hilarious! Their banter and friendship is goal-worthy. Then there is Justin and his damn puns. The man is a cheesy master. I loved this group and having a lot of the scenes in Dreamland was perfect.
Overall...Its a quick, fun, and sassy ride. I laughed my ass off. It was a great story with laughter, hits, and heart. I can't wait for the next books!
Quotes:
“Listen to me, Dumbbell, if you ever sprinkle me with that herpes shit again I will rip your wings off and shove them so far up your—” “Okay, Princess, let’s go get some royal drinks.” Melanie pulls me away before I murder the little LSD bitch.
“Unless you want to cash in on my big boy sauce offer, I need to stop now. Text you later, beautiful.”
“When did we all get so screwed up?” I laugh.
“Hey, I’m perfectly normal,” Dani says, flipping her hair.
“Yeah, keep telling yourself that as you inhale that demon dust every day.”
Kate aka Princess Lily had her Prince until she found out that he was a cheating douchebag with other princesses and even some fairies! Even though they break up behind the scenes she still has to act like he is her true love five days a week. She didn't exactly enjoy her job before but now it totally sucked. She didn't mind the kids but she hated pretending to be someone she most definitely isn't. She is no princess. She is foul-mouthed, blunt, and hates her damn tiara. Now that Prince Needledick is out of her life, she wants to find a real man. One that can handle her not being such a little princess. And one finds her while holding her melons. Justin seems like a normal guy. He gets her and she gets him but she isn't sure if they can get past the Netflix and chill stage of their relationship. And he isn't sure he can survive her. Has Kate met her match or is he just another toad?
I loved this storyline! So much. Kate and her friends Melanie (Evil Queen) and Dani (Fairy) are hilarious! Their banter and friendship is goal-worthy. Then there is Justin and his damn puns. The man is a cheesy master. I loved this group and having a lot of the scenes in Dreamland was perfect.
Overall...Its a quick, fun, and sassy ride. I laughed my ass off. It was a great story with laughter, hits, and heart. I can't wait for the next books!
Quotes:
“Listen to me, Dumbbell, if you ever sprinkle me with that herpes shit again I will rip your wings off and shove them so far up your—” “Okay, Princess, let’s go get some royal drinks.” Melanie pulls me away before I murder the little LSD bitch.
“Unless you want to cash in on my big boy sauce offer, I need to stop now. Text you later, beautiful.”
“When did we all get so screwed up?” I laugh.
“Hey, I’m perfectly normal,” Dani says, flipping her hair.
“Yeah, keep telling yourself that as you inhale that demon dust every day.”
November 7, 2016
* A review copy was provided by the author in exchange for an honest review *
~ 3.5 Not Your Normal Fairytale Stars ~
Kiss My Crown is a funny, sassy, and quick witted story about finding what truly makes you happy.
If you are looking for that quick afternoon read that will have you laughing out loud, this is the book to read.
The characters had sass and were likable. I thought the storyline was fun and interesting. I’ve always liked Alexis’s writing style and this was just the same.
I really enjoyed this book, but I didn’t love it. I found it hard to connect with Kate. I really don’t know why because at times she reminded me of me with her sarcastic attitude, but there was something missing that would’ve help me connect completely with her. Plus I found it hard to believe her relationship with Justin. I think because this was on the shorter side their connection was hard to connect with. I felt it could’ve been expanded on a little more.
Now just because I didn’t love this as much as her other books, I would recommend this book to anyone who is in the mood for a laugh out loud funny book. I thought she did a good job giving the readers an “inside” look of what happens behind the scenes at the Happiest Place on Earth. I also liked the theme she put into the storyline. Be true to yourself and you’ll find happiness.
I really liked Kate’s friends/roommates and I am excited to read their books. I hope we will get to see more of Justin and Kate in them.
Follow Us at :: Book Bitches Blog | Facebook | Twitter
~ 3.5 Not Your Normal Fairytale Stars ~
Kiss My Crown is a funny, sassy, and quick witted story about finding what truly makes you happy.
If you are looking for that quick afternoon read that will have you laughing out loud, this is the book to read.
The characters had sass and were likable. I thought the storyline was fun and interesting. I’ve always liked Alexis’s writing style and this was just the same.
I really enjoyed this book, but I didn’t love it. I found it hard to connect with Kate. I really don’t know why because at times she reminded me of me with her sarcastic attitude, but there was something missing that would’ve help me connect completely with her. Plus I found it hard to believe her relationship with Justin. I think because this was on the shorter side their connection was hard to connect with. I felt it could’ve been expanded on a little more.
Now just because I didn’t love this as much as her other books, I would recommend this book to anyone who is in the mood for a laugh out loud funny book. I thought she did a good job giving the readers an “inside” look of what happens behind the scenes at the Happiest Place on Earth. I also liked the theme she put into the storyline. Be true to yourself and you’ll find happiness.
I really liked Kate’s friends/roommates and I am excited to read their books. I hope we will get to see more of Justin and Kate in them.
Follow Us at :: Book Bitches Blog | Facebook | Twitter
November 3, 2016
Hilarious!!
OMG this was one of those books I had to take the time to tell my husband about as it was so freaking funny. Alexis Noelle hit it out of the humor park this time around! Where she came up with this premise I'll never know, but I could picture it perfectly in my mind as I read the entire time.
With the warning of a not so happily ever after, I wasn't sure what to expect with Kiss My Crown. What I got was a book full of funny one liners, friendship and some crazy sex and I absolutely loved every page.
As a sarcastic gal myself, I could totally appreciate Kate's attitude, especially towards good old Prince Charming. Who knew there was such a hierarchy amongst the characters in a theme park?? To me, that was the funniest part of this storyline. Each set of characters looks down and making fun of the others.
The book is well written and perfect if you are looking for a funny, light read. I was pleasantly surprised at the tone of the book, it was exactly what I needed at the time. Kate's best girlfriends each get a book and you can bet your sweet ass I'll be waiting to read them!
Reviewed for Renee Entress's Blog
OMG this was one of those books I had to take the time to tell my husband about as it was so freaking funny. Alexis Noelle hit it out of the humor park this time around! Where she came up with this premise I'll never know, but I could picture it perfectly in my mind as I read the entire time.
With the warning of a not so happily ever after, I wasn't sure what to expect with Kiss My Crown. What I got was a book full of funny one liners, friendship and some crazy sex and I absolutely loved every page.
As a sarcastic gal myself, I could totally appreciate Kate's attitude, especially towards good old Prince Charming. Who knew there was such a hierarchy amongst the characters in a theme park?? To me, that was the funniest part of this storyline. Each set of characters looks down and making fun of the others.
The book is well written and perfect if you are looking for a funny, light read. I was pleasantly surprised at the tone of the book, it was exactly what I needed at the time. Kate's best girlfriends each get a book and you can bet your sweet ass I'll be waiting to read them!
Reviewed for Renee Entress's Blog
November 8, 2016
3.5 Stars
Erin
Kiss My Crown was laugh out loud funny with hilarious sexual antics and a swoon worthy lead. As the princess of Dreamland, Kate has a reputation to protect. When her prince proves to be not so charming, she learns just how vicious the park can be. On the rebound, Kate meets Justin at the local grocery store. Not only is he super sexy but funny and totally down to Earth. Just as things are going great, bam! What happens when the things you think are important get in the way of what really is? Will this princess ever find her happily ever after?
If you're looking for a light, quick read this is definitely the book for you. I loved the witty dialogue and sassy characters. The main drama between the two lead characters was a bit frustrating. Luckily it wasn't a huge aspect of the story and it did fit with the storyline so it flowed. I enjoyed the chemistry between Kate and Justin and the friendship between Kate and her roommates.
I completely flew through this book. It was extremely entertaining and refreshing. I'm looking forward to reading Melanie's book next.
Erin
Kiss My Crown was laugh out loud funny with hilarious sexual antics and a swoon worthy lead. As the princess of Dreamland, Kate has a reputation to protect. When her prince proves to be not so charming, she learns just how vicious the park can be. On the rebound, Kate meets Justin at the local grocery store. Not only is he super sexy but funny and totally down to Earth. Just as things are going great, bam! What happens when the things you think are important get in the way of what really is? Will this princess ever find her happily ever after?
If you're looking for a light, quick read this is definitely the book for you. I loved the witty dialogue and sassy characters. The main drama between the two lead characters was a bit frustrating. Luckily it wasn't a huge aspect of the story and it did fit with the storyline so it flowed. I enjoyed the chemistry between Kate and Justin and the friendship between Kate and her roommates.
I completely flew through this book. It was extremely entertaining and refreshing. I'm looking forward to reading Melanie's book next.
November 7, 2016
Who doesn't love a smart-ass, sarcastic princess? Well she plays a princess at a theme park where she has the dreamy boyfriend who plays Prince Charming and lives a magical life. Except she hates having to smile and act princessy all the time or and her dreamy Prince Charming? He's banging every female in the theme park.
So Kate is through with her not so Prince Charming, and sends him packing. And ends up meeting a real charming man who doesn't want to plug every female within a mile's radius.
This is the start of a hysterical series and I love Kate's attitude and sassiness!
4.5 Stars!
So Kate is through with her not so Prince Charming, and sends him packing. And ends up meeting a real charming man who doesn't want to plug every female within a mile's radius.
This is the start of a hysterical series and I love Kate's attitude and sassiness!
4.5 Stars!
November 7, 2016
4.5 Stars
Fun, witty and sarcastic.
Fun, witty and sarcastic.
January 6, 2025
This book was such a fun read!!It had me laughing from the very first chapter itself.(The way she deals with her cheating ex-boyfriend LOL).
Kate is one of the princesses in the amusement park.The royalty are at the top of the chain and are treated very respectfully.She has just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating on her and he is no Prince Charming though he plays the role of one.
At the bottom of the chain are the faeries and woodland creatures with the pirates occupying the lowest rung.
After her breakup, she swears off men and decides that even if she wants to get back in the pool it will be only for a fling.She has her best friends Mel and Dani who also work at the park, as an Evil Queen and Fairy respectfully.All of them have personalities very different from the roles that they play.Pretending to be the polite and charming princess is often very tiring for Kate.
A chance meeting in the grocery store with a super hot guy named Justin,who gives her advise on picking melons changes things for her.As she spends more time with Justin their connection deepens.They get each other in every way and have a hilarious,easy going and steamy relationship.She hopes that this might work out and he wont be one of the toads.
Just when things finally seem to be looking up, she finds out that he works at the same park, as a pirate!!The horror!Already the people at the park don't respect her much after her breakup with Prince Charming,if they were to discover that she were dating a pirate, she would be the laughingstock.Her manager also threatens to demote her since he finds her recent behavior very unprincess-like.
After one too many mishaps,ridicule and misunderstandings, she will have to decide whether being a princess is worth giving up the dashing pirate who might be her real life prince charming!
I really loved Kate.She was a kickass character and I loved her lack of filter and the way she didnt take shit from anyone.Justin was adorable and perfect for her in everyway.The hilarious banter between them was awesome and the things that they did OMG!(that one scene had me gasping for breath laughing so hard).Mal and Dani were awesome sidecharacters.I cant wait to find out more about Mel and the woodland creature she has been banging(sounds so funny when I put it like that xD )
So, guys if you're looking for a hilarious,romantic and steamy read with zero drama go for this one!It'll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time!
Kate is one of the princesses in the amusement park.The royalty are at the top of the chain and are treated very respectfully.She has just found out that her boyfriend had been cheating on her and he is no Prince Charming though he plays the role of one.
At the bottom of the chain are the faeries and woodland creatures with the pirates occupying the lowest rung.
After her breakup, she swears off men and decides that even if she wants to get back in the pool it will be only for a fling.She has her best friends Mel and Dani who also work at the park, as an Evil Queen and Fairy respectfully.All of them have personalities very different from the roles that they play.Pretending to be the polite and charming princess is often very tiring for Kate.
A chance meeting in the grocery store with a super hot guy named Justin,who gives her advise on picking melons changes things for her.As she spends more time with Justin their connection deepens.They get each other in every way and have a hilarious,easy going and steamy relationship.She hopes that this might work out and he wont be one of the toads.
Just when things finally seem to be looking up, she finds out that he works at the same park, as a pirate!!The horror!Already the people at the park don't respect her much after her breakup with Prince Charming,if they were to discover that she were dating a pirate, she would be the laughingstock.Her manager also threatens to demote her since he finds her recent behavior very unprincess-like.
After one too many mishaps,ridicule and misunderstandings, she will have to decide whether being a princess is worth giving up the dashing pirate who might be her real life prince charming!
I really loved Kate.She was a kickass character and I loved her lack of filter and the way she didnt take shit from anyone.Justin was adorable and perfect for her in everyway.The hilarious banter between them was awesome and the things that they did OMG!(that one scene had me gasping for breath laughing so hard).Mal and Dani were awesome sidecharacters.I cant wait to find out more about Mel and the woodland creature she has been banging(sounds so funny when I put it like that xD )
So, guys if you're looking for a hilarious,romantic and steamy read with zero drama go for this one!It'll have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time!
November 7, 2016
This was the perfect book to read on Halloween. It was funny, cute, and just the right amount of sarcastic.
I LOVED the novella version of this book that appeared in One Size Fits All Anthology. It was one that stood out the most to me so when I saw I could get my hands on an advanced copy, I lunged for it!
This book is HILARIOUS. There are so many absolutely funny moments throughout. Her relationship with her friends, her work environment, even her encounter with the Hero. All of it? I was laughing my butt off the whole time.
I happened to read this book on Halloween. It was fitting with the theme park as a setting. Kate plays Princess Lily at a popular theme park. Her friends have various roles throughout the park as well. When her prince - both at the park and out of the park - cheats on her, she becomes incredibly bitter towards her job. Honestly, I would have as well. I could not smile for that long or pretend to be a happy, jolly chick all day knowing the guy to my left that was my boyfriend is sleeping with just about every other employee at the park. Nope. That'd suck.
I love how she met the Hero. Melons. It was genius. He was funny, witty, and quick on his toes. He matched her almost perfectly.
Except when she finds out he's at the bottom of the park hierarchy. He's a pirate. The dirty, scum of the park. No one dates a pirate and she's *THE* Princess, you know, the one EVERYONE waits in line to see? That's her. She's at the top of the food chain and her beau? At the bottom, next to high fructose corn syrup.
When she finds out, she keeps it a secret. When the secret comes out, she's a huge b*tch. It was ugly. The things she said were ugly and unbecoming of a princess.
It took some internal struggles to realize that she really did like this guy, maybe even love him, and that pursuing that was more important than being the princess.
Obviously, I'm not going to spoil that, but I'm glad that Kate got her Happily Ever After, even if it doesn't last forever.
FOUR and a HALF Sparkly Stars for Kiss My Crown
I LOVED the novella version of this book that appeared in One Size Fits All Anthology. It was one that stood out the most to me so when I saw I could get my hands on an advanced copy, I lunged for it!
This book is HILARIOUS. There are so many absolutely funny moments throughout. Her relationship with her friends, her work environment, even her encounter with the Hero. All of it? I was laughing my butt off the whole time.
I happened to read this book on Halloween. It was fitting with the theme park as a setting. Kate plays Princess Lily at a popular theme park. Her friends have various roles throughout the park as well. When her prince - both at the park and out of the park - cheats on her, she becomes incredibly bitter towards her job. Honestly, I would have as well. I could not smile for that long or pretend to be a happy, jolly chick all day knowing the guy to my left that was my boyfriend is sleeping with just about every other employee at the park. Nope. That'd suck.
I love how she met the Hero. Melons. It was genius. He was funny, witty, and quick on his toes. He matched her almost perfectly.
Except when she finds out he's at the bottom of the park hierarchy. He's a pirate. The dirty, scum of the park. No one dates a pirate and she's *THE* Princess, you know, the one EVERYONE waits in line to see? That's her. She's at the top of the food chain and her beau? At the bottom, next to high fructose corn syrup.
When she finds out, she keeps it a secret. When the secret comes out, she's a huge b*tch. It was ugly. The things she said were ugly and unbecoming of a princess.
It took some internal struggles to realize that she really did like this guy, maybe even love him, and that pursuing that was more important than being the princess.
Obviously, I'm not going to spoil that, but I'm glad that Kate got her Happily Ever After, even if it doesn't last forever.
FOUR and a HALF Sparkly Stars for Kiss My Crown
November 26, 2021
A funny/sexy book about a woman who is a princess in a theme park and the love trials she goes through.
I just LOVE book about theme parks especially when they bring some hot romance along! And this book was just all that!
Meet Kate, a princess in the park and just about to break up with her boyfriend who is apparently sticking his dick in everyone… I loved how she broke up with him, I knew right then that I would laugh so much! Kate is pretty kick-ass and I loved her and her friends together, but while I for most did like Kate.. at times I just found her WAY too harsh and judgemental and at times I just wanted to stop reading. Thankfully, something happens and I am into the story again, but yeah. I don’t mind a character who is vocal and who dares to tell the world as it is, but her constant remarks on fairies being headless/dumb/stupid/brainless/whores and not only those but also others just went too far. Once is funny, twice is OK, thrice is just no girl. I also found it a bit weird that she didn’t even say sorry or checked up on Justin after the disastrous sex toy and drawer combination date night.
I loved Dani and Melanie, Kate’s two best friends/roommates. They were just so great. Melanie the evil queen who doesn’t have an evil bone in her body and is sick and tired of the boos. Dani who is a fairy (but as Kate would tell us many times, she’s got brains at least). I loved how supportive they were, but also weren’t afraid to make a bit of fun of Kate and her love trials. I loved how they took care of her when she needed some good friends to drag her out whatever mood.
The romance between Justin and Kate was just wonderful. Great sex scenes (and some hilarious and painful ones, OUCH). And I loved the puns. I was at first worried that maybe it wouldn’t go anywhere with Justin/Kate, so I rooted very hard for them. It was a shame about that drama/thing that got in between. As I said, Kate is a bit too judgy at times and that annoyed me. This could just all have been avoided if Kate wasn’t so judgemental/so wanting to be seen as good by others. I was rooting she would make the right decision.
The ending was just the best. I am glad that she decided on that choice and that she just went for it. It does fit her much better than the princess, and on the plus side, no more heels. XD
I am sad to see that Dani/Melanie’s books never came. I was absolutely HYPED when I spotted the mention of those two books and the above message that they were coming around 2017.. well it is 2021 now, where are they???? I need more? You can’t just tease me and then drop away?
All in all, I am very happy I read this book, I laughed and snickered at all that happened. I loved that it was set in a theme park. The romance was top-notch. Plenty of humour.
Review first posted at https://twirlingbookprincess.com/
I just LOVE book about theme parks especially when they bring some hot romance along! And this book was just all that!
Meet Kate, a princess in the park and just about to break up with her boyfriend who is apparently sticking his dick in everyone… I loved how she broke up with him, I knew right then that I would laugh so much! Kate is pretty kick-ass and I loved her and her friends together, but while I for most did like Kate.. at times I just found her WAY too harsh and judgemental and at times I just wanted to stop reading. Thankfully, something happens and I am into the story again, but yeah. I don’t mind a character who is vocal and who dares to tell the world as it is, but her constant remarks on fairies being headless/dumb/stupid/brainless/whores and not only those but also others just went too far. Once is funny, twice is OK, thrice is just no girl. I also found it a bit weird that she didn’t even say sorry or checked up on Justin after the disastrous sex toy and drawer combination date night.
I loved Dani and Melanie, Kate’s two best friends/roommates. They were just so great. Melanie the evil queen who doesn’t have an evil bone in her body and is sick and tired of the boos. Dani who is a fairy (but as Kate would tell us many times, she’s got brains at least). I loved how supportive they were, but also weren’t afraid to make a bit of fun of Kate and her love trials. I loved how they took care of her when she needed some good friends to drag her out whatever mood.
The romance between Justin and Kate was just wonderful. Great sex scenes (and some hilarious and painful ones, OUCH). And I loved the puns. I was at first worried that maybe it wouldn’t go anywhere with Justin/Kate, so I rooted very hard for them. It was a shame about that drama/thing that got in between. As I said, Kate is a bit too judgy at times and that annoyed me. This could just all have been avoided if Kate wasn’t so judgemental/so wanting to be seen as good by others. I was rooting she would make the right decision.
The ending was just the best. I am glad that she decided on that choice and that she just went for it. It does fit her much better than the princess, and on the plus side, no more heels. XD
I am sad to see that Dani/Melanie’s books never came. I was absolutely HYPED when I spotted the mention of those two books and the above message that they were coming around 2017.. well it is 2021 now, where are they???? I need more? You can’t just tease me and then drop away?
All in all, I am very happy I read this book, I laughed and snickered at all that happened. I loved that it was set in a theme park. The romance was top-notch. Plenty of humour.
Review first posted at https://twirlingbookprincess.com/
November 17, 2016
4.5 stars!!
If you want a laugh out loud funny, sarcastic, and over the top ridiculous story, read this book! I needed a good laugh. It's been a while since I read a book this hilarious. Most of the events were so outrageous that you couldn't help but laugh.
Kate is a princess. Really. Although, if that were 100% accurate then her name would be Princess Lily. Which is what her boyfriend/ex, Jeremy, continues to call her. It's as if he doesn't even know her real name. That may be true, especially since she found out he was screwing half the park behind her back. Did I mention he's also Prince Charming? So even after breaking up with him, she's still stuck to him all the time. FML! Or would it be FHL (F-her life)? All she wants now is to find a rebound-esque one nighter. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so. The only men that are gravitating towards her are total weirdos. Seriously. She can't catch a break...until she does. Or atleast she thinks she does...
Just wait until you get to a specific scene in this book. I'm not even going to give you any hints about what it is. YOU'LL KNOW! Kiss My Crown was short and sweet. It's the perfect length. It was long enough so we get the sense that we have the whole story without any loose ends left between characters with the opening of the next story ready and set. By the way, after finishing, I felt as though the perfect song for this book would be Silly Love Songs, but it has to be the GLEE cast version. Kate would have hated it and made some bitchy comment about it that I would have loved to hear.
**Read and reviewed for FMR BookGrind**
If you want a laugh out loud funny, sarcastic, and over the top ridiculous story, read this book! I needed a good laugh. It's been a while since I read a book this hilarious. Most of the events were so outrageous that you couldn't help but laugh.
Kate is a princess. Really. Although, if that were 100% accurate then her name would be Princess Lily. Which is what her boyfriend/ex, Jeremy, continues to call her. It's as if he doesn't even know her real name. That may be true, especially since she found out he was screwing half the park behind her back. Did I mention he's also Prince Charming? So even after breaking up with him, she's still stuck to him all the time. FML! Or would it be FHL (F-her life)? All she wants now is to find a rebound-esque one nighter. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so. The only men that are gravitating towards her are total weirdos. Seriously. She can't catch a break...until she does. Or atleast she thinks she does...
Just wait until you get to a specific scene in this book. I'm not even going to give you any hints about what it is. YOU'LL KNOW! Kiss My Crown was short and sweet. It's the perfect length. It was long enough so we get the sense that we have the whole story without any loose ends left between characters with the opening of the next story ready and set. By the way, after finishing, I felt as though the perfect song for this book would be Silly Love Songs, but it has to be the GLEE cast version. Kate would have hated it and made some bitchy comment about it that I would have loved to hear.
**Read and reviewed for FMR BookGrind**
November 25, 2016
This book was a great read, super funny. Kate works at a theme park as a princess and her boyfriend so to be ex-boyfriend is a prince. Her room mates and friends also work at the theme park as the evil queen and a fairy. Kate learns that her boyfriend is doing every other princess at the park as well and some other characters too. Now she is stuck pretending they are in love at every meet and greet. Kate has decided that she needs a normal boyfriend someone outside the park and she thinks she has meet one. Kate is being snubbed by the other princesses and she has been threatened with a demotion to fairy if she doesn’t get her act together. This book had me laughing all the time. Kate and her friends are great. For a while Kate can’t seem to catch a break. Then see meets a guy at the grocery store who asks to feel her melon, her watermelon that is. This guy is perfect for Kate. He is sarcastic and likes to use puns. Everything is going great till Kate learns where he works. She still wants to see him but she doesn’t want anyone besides her friends to know they are seeing each other. Will Kate find a way to make it work or will she mess it all up? I highly recommend this book to everyone. I have read some of Alexis’s other books and loved this one so much. It is different from her other books that I have read however I can’t decide which ones I like more. This book has romance, comedy, friendship, and so much more. I love this book so much and couldn’t get enough. I would love to read more about these characters in the future.
November 13, 2016
I just wanted to offer my opinion, and an explanation of my three-star rating. It's not that I didn't like the book - I did, but there were things that just hit me the wrong way. Out of character things.
First off, the heroine said at one point that if she wasn't insulting you, she didn't like you. It's when she was quiet that you had to worry. Yet she insulted her enemies all the time . ALL THE TIME. So which is it? Did that mean she liked her ex and the girls that she hated?
Also, there was the whole hierarchy thing in the park. If you're not a "Princess" level character, you're looked down upon. Really? Can we just not go there? In the end she decides to
So yeah, I read the whole book. It was well written, I enjoyed it on one level - the bantery one. But as I said, some parts just left me cold. I don't have kids, so I don't even know how it'd make me feel about park characters interacting with children either.
I like Ms. Noelle's work and this won't stop me from reading more, but again - three stars. I really wish I could give it more.
First off, the heroine said at one point that if she wasn't insulting you, she didn't like you. It's when she was quiet that you had to worry. Yet she insulted her enemies all the time . ALL THE TIME. So which is it? Did that mean she liked her ex and the girls that she hated?
Also, there was the whole hierarchy thing in the park. If you're not a "Princess" level character, you're looked down upon. Really? Can we just not go there? In the end she decides to
So yeah, I read the whole book. It was well written, I enjoyed it on one level - the bantery one. But as I said, some parts just left me cold. I don't have kids, so I don't even know how it'd make me feel about park characters interacting with children either.
I like Ms. Noelle's work and this won't stop me from reading more, but again - three stars. I really wish I could give it more.
March 1, 2017
Actual Rating: 3.5
This novella was a quick read with plenty of humor and outrageous situations happening to a woman who works as a fairytale princess at an amusement park.
While I found the first part of the book to be hilarious, our princess' constant pessimistic attitude did begin to irk me. This was a novella so I know I would have grown to dislike the main character if it had been a longer book. Thankfully, there are other characters who I did like and that made up for the terrible decisions that the heroine made. In the end, it was an alright read and I will likely read the follow up novellas.
Full review on blog: http://uptildawnbookblog.blogspot.com/2017/02/mini-reviews-february-2017_28.html
This novella was a quick read with plenty of humor and outrageous situations happening to a woman who works as a fairytale princess at an amusement park.
While I found the first part of the book to be hilarious, our princess' constant pessimistic attitude did begin to irk me. This was a novella so I know I would have grown to dislike the main character if it had been a longer book. Thankfully, there are other characters who I did like and that made up for the terrible decisions that the heroine made. In the end, it was an alright read and I will likely read the follow up novellas.
Full review on blog: http://uptildawnbookblog.blogspot.com/2017/02/mini-reviews-february-2017_28.html
November 7, 2016
“You used warming lube and Bengay!”
A princess, a fairy and a villain walk into a bar… Start of a bad joke? No, it’s part of the story Kiss My Crown. As far as Alexis Noelle stories go, not my favorite, but it sure made me laugh. It’s a tongue in cheek glimpse into the world of theme park characters. Parts of the story had me shaking my head due to its ridiculousness, while other parts had me gasping for air from laughing so hard. This is a quick read, and I recommend it for a good laugh. I’m interested to see what the next book holds. 4 stars.
A princess, a fairy and a villain walk into a bar… Start of a bad joke? No, it’s part of the story Kiss My Crown. As far as Alexis Noelle stories go, not my favorite, but it sure made me laugh. It’s a tongue in cheek glimpse into the world of theme park characters. Parts of the story had me shaking my head due to its ridiculousness, while other parts had me gasping for air from laughing so hard. This is a quick read, and I recommend it for a good laugh. I’m interested to see what the next book holds. 4 stars.
October 12, 2016
4.5 Disney Princess Stars!
I was so unprepared to read this! I started it in a public place and had to quickly cover my mouth from laughing out loud! Kate takes matters into her own hands when her boyfriend turns out to be anything but prince charming. This is a quick introduction to Kate, her quirky friends and life as a Princess at the not so happiest place on earth. Kate soon meets Justin, a sexy, funny, thoughtful man over melons at the grocery store. They begin to build a relationship until one day she finds out something shocking! This is a wonderful start to Ms. Noelle's rom com novella coming out November 7th and I can't wait to read more about Kate and Justin!
I was so unprepared to read this! I started it in a public place and had to quickly cover my mouth from laughing out loud! Kate takes matters into her own hands when her boyfriend turns out to be anything but prince charming. This is a quick introduction to Kate, her quirky friends and life as a Princess at the not so happiest place on earth. Kate soon meets Justin, a sexy, funny, thoughtful man over melons at the grocery store. They begin to build a relationship until one day she finds out something shocking! This is a wonderful start to Ms. Noelle's rom com novella coming out November 7th and I can't wait to read more about Kate and Justin!
November 7, 2016
If you think you know Alexis Noelle than I strongly urge you to think again because this is nothing like any of her previous work. I have read and reviewed so many of Ms Noelle’s books that I thought I knew her style inside out but boy was I wrong, I didn’t see this little beauty coming until it was too late and the giggles had set in.
The whole idea is one that had me chuckling to myself for much of the story, Kate has every little girl’s dream job, working at the theme park meant that she gets to be a princess every single day of the week and with her own supposed prince charming thrown in to the mix. But this princess wasn’t one for the sparkle, in fact it was beginning to get on her very last nerve. I really liked Kate she was to the point, swore like a trooper and hated almost everything about pretending to be a princess (except the kids that is) she was realistic and having seen the plastered smile on real life princesses in places such as Dreamland, I could see her being very much true to form.
Dreamland was as far from a dream place to work as she could possibly get and if it weren’t for her best friends Melanie who played the Evil Queen and Dani who was a Fairy she may have been out the park gates long before now; their banter and the character politics was hysterical!
When she discovered that her boyfriend, Prince Charming wasn’t happy with just one Princess, he had been keeping quite a few others company too I wasn’t exactly sure that she was going to be able to keep a lid on her feelings and I was pleased that she didn’t hang about handing his a** to him on a plate and she wasn’t exactly discrete about it either and I was rooting for her from the other side of the kindle screen.
Although still having to pretend that everything was ok when on the park would have had me reaching for something heavy to clobber him with!
But off the job, she was suddenly foot loose and fancy free and although with the help of Melanie and Dani she was doing ok, she finds that seeing her ex with another girl, is enough to give her a good hard mental kick because now she is ready to find her proper prince charming…if he really exists.
So she make herself a promise to find her man, a good man but little did she know that her good man was closer than she could have imagined and came in the shape of the wonderful Justin, I was whooping at this point and hoped she would be too and in some respects she was, that is until she clocks him in the park the following day because while working together might work out for some, when you are a princess having just spent the most amazing night with a guy you really wouldn’t mind seeing again, catching a glimpse of him dressed to the nines in a pirates costume is just about as soul destroying as you can get…she can’t date a pirate, it’s not allowed!
I was double over at this point it was fabulous! So damn funny that finding time to breath was almost impossible. Justin was laugh out loud funny, a master of the witty one liners but a man that was wondering if he was going to be able to keep this wonderful woman now he had got his hands on her?
Could he? Would they be the perfect match? Well that you will need to read to find out but it is no hardship because this is one book you should really have on you reading list and it had better be close to the top!
The whole idea is one that had me chuckling to myself for much of the story, Kate has every little girl’s dream job, working at the theme park meant that she gets to be a princess every single day of the week and with her own supposed prince charming thrown in to the mix. But this princess wasn’t one for the sparkle, in fact it was beginning to get on her very last nerve. I really liked Kate she was to the point, swore like a trooper and hated almost everything about pretending to be a princess (except the kids that is) she was realistic and having seen the plastered smile on real life princesses in places such as Dreamland, I could see her being very much true to form.
Dreamland was as far from a dream place to work as she could possibly get and if it weren’t for her best friends Melanie who played the Evil Queen and Dani who was a Fairy she may have been out the park gates long before now; their banter and the character politics was hysterical!
When she discovered that her boyfriend, Prince Charming wasn’t happy with just one Princess, he had been keeping quite a few others company too I wasn’t exactly sure that she was going to be able to keep a lid on her feelings and I was pleased that she didn’t hang about handing his a** to him on a plate and she wasn’t exactly discrete about it either and I was rooting for her from the other side of the kindle screen.
Although still having to pretend that everything was ok when on the park would have had me reaching for something heavy to clobber him with!
But off the job, she was suddenly foot loose and fancy free and although with the help of Melanie and Dani she was doing ok, she finds that seeing her ex with another girl, is enough to give her a good hard mental kick because now she is ready to find her proper prince charming…if he really exists.
So she make herself a promise to find her man, a good man but little did she know that her good man was closer than she could have imagined and came in the shape of the wonderful Justin, I was whooping at this point and hoped she would be too and in some respects she was, that is until she clocks him in the park the following day because while working together might work out for some, when you are a princess having just spent the most amazing night with a guy you really wouldn’t mind seeing again, catching a glimpse of him dressed to the nines in a pirates costume is just about as soul destroying as you can get…she can’t date a pirate, it’s not allowed!
I was double over at this point it was fabulous! So damn funny that finding time to breath was almost impossible. Justin was laugh out loud funny, a master of the witty one liners but a man that was wondering if he was going to be able to keep this wonderful woman now he had got his hands on her?
Could he? Would they be the perfect match? Well that you will need to read to find out but it is no hardship because this is one book you should really have on you reading list and it had better be close to the top!
November 7, 2016
Title: Kiss My Crown
Author: Alexis Noelle
“That’d be why you’re still a virgin. Now this can end like the rest of your dates with you paying for my food and leaving with blue balls.”
I can’t remember the last time I was in tears from laughing so hard while reading a book, but that’s exactly what happened when I read Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle. The story itself may have been shorter than I would have liked, yet every scene was so brilliantly written that in the end p, it didn't matter. It had it all - love, friendship, sexiness and the best entertainment i’ve had the chance of experiencing. Kate’s sarcasm and no BS ways are charming and make her relatable, while Justin’s humour and openness make him the perfect Prince Charming.
Justin looks down where the lotion and tube are then up at me his eyes angry slits. “you used warming lube and Bengay!”
As much as I know I shouldn't, I start to laugh uncontrollably.
These two characters had me rooting for them ever since they met at the grocery store and after they realized just how close they were to one another both in and out of work. I wanted to read more - to know more about Dani and Melissa as they were introduced as Kate’s best friends, and wanted to delve deeper into the budding relationship of these two after Kate’s reputation takes a dive. However, I still absolutely loved every moment of this book and can’t wait to read Dani’s and Melissa’s stories. Alexis Noelle is absolutely an author i’ll keep following from now on.
*ARC provided by Author in exchange for an honest bitchin’ review.
Reviewed by The Crazy Bitch from Bitches N’ Books
Author: Alexis Noelle
“That’d be why you’re still a virgin. Now this can end like the rest of your dates with you paying for my food and leaving with blue balls.”
I can’t remember the last time I was in tears from laughing so hard while reading a book, but that’s exactly what happened when I read Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle. The story itself may have been shorter than I would have liked, yet every scene was so brilliantly written that in the end p, it didn't matter. It had it all - love, friendship, sexiness and the best entertainment i’ve had the chance of experiencing. Kate’s sarcasm and no BS ways are charming and make her relatable, while Justin’s humour and openness make him the perfect Prince Charming.
Justin looks down where the lotion and tube are then up at me his eyes angry slits. “you used warming lube and Bengay!”
As much as I know I shouldn't, I start to laugh uncontrollably.
These two characters had me rooting for them ever since they met at the grocery store and after they realized just how close they were to one another both in and out of work. I wanted to read more - to know more about Dani and Melissa as they were introduced as Kate’s best friends, and wanted to delve deeper into the budding relationship of these two after Kate’s reputation takes a dive. However, I still absolutely loved every moment of this book and can’t wait to read Dani’s and Melissa’s stories. Alexis Noelle is absolutely an author i’ll keep following from now on.
*ARC provided by Author in exchange for an honest bitchin’ review.
Reviewed by The Crazy Bitch from Bitches N’ Books
February 20, 2017
Snarky and mean.
I liked this book because it was real to life. Hate my job, can't find a decent man, and hanging out with best friends is almost everyday life. I would recommend this book to anyone.
I liked this book because it was real to life. Hate my job, can't find a decent man, and hanging out with best friends is almost everyday life. I would recommend this book to anyone.
November 9, 2016
I was only introduced to the work of Alexis Noelle in September of this year when I read her 'Sexy Beginnings'. I really enjoyed that book and was looking forward to reading Kiss My Crown having read a chapter teaser at the end of SB.
Kiss My Crown was a fun, laugh out loud read. With princesses, not-so-charming princes, evil villains, fairies, pirates and furry animals (ok, peeps in costumes!!) this book... yep, even though it's fiction... will make me look at theme parks quite differently from now on!! ;)
Kate, Mel and Dani were really good characters. Friends who lived and worked together, I loved their snark and banter.
Justin was so relaxed, a fun, likable guy who was really good for Kate.
Kate is the 'princess' of the park but she's not having the greatest of times, her princes is actually a rat, her heart's not really in her job and things begin to look a little precarious for her with regards her current position. I felt for her at points but also wanted to yell at her a little when it came to her over-thinking on the hierarchy in the park and the thoughts and opinions of the people she worked with.
Justin was more a prince charming that Kate's ex could ever hope to be. He didn't worry about what anyone thought, wasn't interested in being part of the 'in-crowd' and just wanted Kate as his girlfriend - he couldn't care less that she was a park princess.
The conversations and interactions between this pair were such good fun and there was one scene where I was laughing so hard I was crying.... you'll know it when you read it!!
If you're looking for a fun, easy, well written read go grab yourself a copy of Kiss My Crown and get ready for a laugh-fest!
I'm giving this read 4* and I'm really looking forward to Mel and Dani's books. :)
I received a copy of the book in exchange for my honest opinion but also purchased my own copy on release day!
Kiss My Crown was a fun, laugh out loud read. With princesses, not-so-charming princes, evil villains, fairies, pirates and furry animals (ok, peeps in costumes!!) this book... yep, even though it's fiction... will make me look at theme parks quite differently from now on!! ;)
Kate, Mel and Dani were really good characters. Friends who lived and worked together, I loved their snark and banter.
Justin was so relaxed, a fun, likable guy who was really good for Kate.
Kate is the 'princess' of the park but she's not having the greatest of times, her princes is actually a rat, her heart's not really in her job and things begin to look a little precarious for her with regards her current position. I felt for her at points but also wanted to yell at her a little when it came to her over-thinking on the hierarchy in the park and the thoughts and opinions of the people she worked with.
Justin was more a prince charming that Kate's ex could ever hope to be. He didn't worry about what anyone thought, wasn't interested in being part of the 'in-crowd' and just wanted Kate as his girlfriend - he couldn't care less that she was a park princess.
The conversations and interactions between this pair were such good fun and there was one scene where I was laughing so hard I was crying.... you'll know it when you read it!!
If you're looking for a fun, easy, well written read go grab yourself a copy of Kiss My Crown and get ready for a laugh-fest!
I'm giving this read 4* and I'm really looking forward to Mel and Dani's books. :)
I received a copy of the book in exchange for my honest opinion but also purchased my own copy on release day!
November 7, 2016
I have been dying to get my hands on this book since a few months back when I read the first few chapters when it was featured in the ‘’one size fits all’’ anthology. So as soon as the arc was delivered to my kindle, I devoured this book within thirty minutes, and I was left desperate for more. Kiss my crown is funny, witty and addictive. I love Kate; she is sarcastic and sassy, she isn’t afraid to say what she wants to whomever she wants. Add in her two crazy best friends and this book is a recipe for a belly laugh, have you in stitches, laugh out loud kind of read. Not once did I close this book and like I said above, I was left wanting more! I need Mel’s book now! The ending for this book is perfect! I loved it! I was proud of Kate for following her heart!
What happens when Prince Charming cheats on Cinderella with a brainless fairy? Usually Cinderella would be able to run away and forever avoid him..Not this Cinderella! Working as a fairytale character in a theme park isn’t as easy as everyone thinks. Everyone at the park knows that there is a pecking order, Kate as a princess is top of the pecking order. Princess’s at the top and pirates at the near bottom. When Kate’s boyfriend, Prince charming (ironic huh?) cheats on her with a brainless fairy, she happily dumps him but what she doesn’t expect is to meet the perfect guy for her a few days later in the middle of the grocery store. After a few dates and hot and heavy nights, Kate gets the shock of her life when she finds out that Justin is a pirate! A pirate that she can’t stop thinking about but also can’t be seen with, after all it would be horrific for a princess like her to be seen with a pirate! But as Kate’s feelings grow stronger for Justin, will she do the right thing when her co-workers find out? Or will she lose out on love for the sake of what people think of her?
What happens when Prince Charming cheats on Cinderella with a brainless fairy? Usually Cinderella would be able to run away and forever avoid him..Not this Cinderella! Working as a fairytale character in a theme park isn’t as easy as everyone thinks. Everyone at the park knows that there is a pecking order, Kate as a princess is top of the pecking order. Princess’s at the top and pirates at the near bottom. When Kate’s boyfriend, Prince charming (ironic huh?) cheats on her with a brainless fairy, she happily dumps him but what she doesn’t expect is to meet the perfect guy for her a few days later in the middle of the grocery store. After a few dates and hot and heavy nights, Kate gets the shock of her life when she finds out that Justin is a pirate! A pirate that she can’t stop thinking about but also can’t be seen with, after all it would be horrific for a princess like her to be seen with a pirate! But as Kate’s feelings grow stronger for Justin, will she do the right thing when her co-workers find out? Or will she lose out on love for the sake of what people think of her?
November 8, 2016
Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle is a home run in the humor park ,and I must say that I thoroughly enjoyed this amazing story. When I heard this story didn't have a happily ever after ,I thought what did I do I very expected a book full of so much funny one liners, plus friendship and some really crazy sex and boy I so liked every page. People have told me that sometimes I can be very sarcastic,so I totally liked Kate's attitude, especially when it was towards old prince charming. He totally knew that there was such a ranking among the theme parks characters. This was the must humorous part of the storyline ,and it had me laughing out loud well I'm reading it to my husband and even he give a little laugh . All the different characters looks down and makes funny of the others. Kate ,Mel and Dani will totally keep you on your toes and each of them play a different characters ,and they know their ranks against each other. Beautiful Kate is a princess ,wick Mel is the Evil Queen (and she's always being kicked by all the little girls) and then there's Dani who is a lovely fairy,but they have been friends for a long time ,and as your reading you can feel their friendship and love for each other. But Kate is really struggling with being a princess right now ,specially since breaking up with the prince in really life. And Kate's on the rebound and would like a one night stand ,And boy does her wish comes true well at the grocery store ,she meets a guy over the watermelons , but just you wait this amazing part will bring tears to your eyes,and this begins the story in really life and in fairy tale also. I could tell you more about this story ,but that would spoil it for you. I highly recommend that you read this amazing quick story, you would be disappointed .
November 7, 2016
TATIA'S REVIEW
4.5 STARS
If you want a laugh out loud funny, sarcastic, and over the top ridiculous story, read this book! I needed a good laugh. It's been a while since I read a book this hilarious. Most of the events were so outrageous that you couldn't help but laugh.
Kate is a princess. Really. Although, if that were 100% accurate then her name would be Princess Lily. Which is what her boyfriend/ex, Jeremy, continues to call her. It's as if he doesn't even know her real name. That may be true, especially since she found out he was screwing half the park behind her back. Did I mention he's also Prince Charming? So even after breaking up with him, she's still stuck to him all the time. FML! Or would it be FHL (F-her life)? All she wants now is to find a rebound-esque one nighter. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so. The only men that are gravitating towards her are total weirdos. Seriously. She can't catch a break...until she does. Or atleast she thinks she does...
Just wait until you get to a specific scene in this book. I'm not even going to give you any hints about what it is. YOU'LL KNOW! Kiss My Crown was short and sweet. It's the perfect length. It was long enough so we get the sense that we have the whole story without any loose ends left between characters with the opening of the next story ready and set. By the way, after finishing, I felt as though the perfect song for this book would be Silly Love Songs, but it has to be the GLEE cast version. Kate would have hated it and made some bitchy comment about it that I would have loved to hear.
4.5 STARS
If you want a laugh out loud funny, sarcastic, and over the top ridiculous story, read this book! I needed a good laugh. It's been a while since I read a book this hilarious. Most of the events were so outrageous that you couldn't help but laugh.
Kate is a princess. Really. Although, if that were 100% accurate then her name would be Princess Lily. Which is what her boyfriend/ex, Jeremy, continues to call her. It's as if he doesn't even know her real name. That may be true, especially since she found out he was screwing half the park behind her back. Did I mention he's also Prince Charming? So even after breaking up with him, she's still stuck to him all the time. FML! Or would it be FHL (F-her life)? All she wants now is to find a rebound-esque one nighter. Is that too much to ask? Apparently so. The only men that are gravitating towards her are total weirdos. Seriously. She can't catch a break...until she does. Or atleast she thinks she does...
Just wait until you get to a specific scene in this book. I'm not even going to give you any hints about what it is. YOU'LL KNOW! Kiss My Crown was short and sweet. It's the perfect length. It was long enough so we get the sense that we have the whole story without any loose ends left between characters with the opening of the next story ready and set. By the way, after finishing, I felt as though the perfect song for this book would be Silly Love Songs, but it has to be the GLEE cast version. Kate would have hated it and made some bitchy comment about it that I would have loved to hear.
November 3, 2016
Kiss My Crown by Alexis Noelle. Kate works as a princess at a park. Her boyfriend is Prince Charming. There is a pecking order at the park and Kate and her boyfriend are at the top of that chain. When she finds out her boyfriend is doing most of their female coworkers she has unprincess like break up at work. When she sees him with another girl she sents out on a quest for rebound sex. A chance meeting in the grocery story with a good looking guy over picking ripe melons is the start of that quest. Kate is quite smitten with Justin and the sex was good. Going back to work the day after she hears a familiar voice. When she turns around she sees Justin and he is dressed as a pirate. Oh no! Pirates are at the bottom of the chain. What is a girl to do! This book was more than I could have expected. The story was not only really cute but extremely funny. I laughed so hard at certain parts that I had tears streaming down my face. I was excited to see that other books will be written with Kate’s friends as the main characters. They too also work at the same park and their place in the food chain is not as high as Kates. I voluntarily read an Advanced Reader Copy of this book. I give this story 5 stars. I really like this author and have read other books by her and I can say this book is totally different from her other books. Bring on the others books.
November 7, 2016
I was given this book for free in exchange for an honest review.
This book made me laugh from the first page. Kate is not your typical princess. Well, technically she is not a princess at all, but she plays one all day long at Dreamland, and has for four years....until she catches her Prince Charming cheating on her with- you guessed it - another princess!
This is the dark side of the theme park world. As one character says, "I swear people come thinking it is the happiest place on Earth and we are all unicorns shitting sunshine and glitter. In all reality there is so much sex and depravity they would probably never let their kids touch a single surface in the whole place."
Shortly after her cheating prince incident, she meets a new guy who she thinks is the perfect rebound. Justin is hilarious and hot, but when Kate finds out he works as a pirate (the lowest level on the theme park hierarchy) at the theme park she is faced with a dilemma. The problem? As a princess, Kate is at the top of the food chain, and she likes it. She has to figure out if being a princess is more important than Justin.
This was a quick read, and I couldn't put it down. I loved the characters and how sassy Kate is. I would give this book 4.5 stars, and would definitely read other books in this series.
This book made me laugh from the first page. Kate is not your typical princess. Well, technically she is not a princess at all, but she plays one all day long at Dreamland, and has for four years....until she catches her Prince Charming cheating on her with- you guessed it - another princess!
This is the dark side of the theme park world. As one character says, "I swear people come thinking it is the happiest place on Earth and we are all unicorns shitting sunshine and glitter. In all reality there is so much sex and depravity they would probably never let their kids touch a single surface in the whole place."
Shortly after her cheating prince incident, she meets a new guy who she thinks is the perfect rebound. Justin is hilarious and hot, but when Kate finds out he works as a pirate (the lowest level on the theme park hierarchy) at the theme park she is faced with a dilemma. The problem? As a princess, Kate is at the top of the food chain, and she likes it. She has to figure out if being a princess is more important than Justin.
This was a quick read, and I couldn't put it down. I loved the characters and how sassy Kate is. I would give this book 4.5 stars, and would definitely read other books in this series.
November 7, 2016
Kate works at a theme park as a princess. Her days consist of living every little girl's dream, with one small difference, Prince Charming is a douche, and is sleeping with all the other princess'. She has no problem beating him with his own sword, so the rest of the theme park kingdom is snubbing her now. Plus she's on the verge of being demoted to fairyland, which is the ultimate insult. Will this Princess get her fairy tale ending, or is happily ever after just a myth?
OMG, this fast paced, short story had me laughing until my sides hurt. I was one of those weird little girls that didn't want to be a princess, unless it was Princess Leia, so Kate's snarky, and witty banter had me rolling. The character development is great, with a highly entertaining cast of secondaries that make it even funnier, if possible. Her evil queen best friend, Melanie, and Dani, the fairy, were just amazing as well, and I'm super excited to hear that they are getting their own stories. Even though it's a theme park for fairy tales, I just kept seeing the three of them as the new Charlie's Angels 2.0. Alexis Noelle's talented writing style never fails to hook me, and the way she goes above the cookie cutter romance with HEA's is highly original, and awesome! I encourage all ladies to read this hilarious story, so I'm HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY RECOMMENDING Kiss My Crown!
OMG, this fast paced, short story had me laughing until my sides hurt. I was one of those weird little girls that didn't want to be a princess, unless it was Princess Leia, so Kate's snarky, and witty banter had me rolling. The character development is great, with a highly entertaining cast of secondaries that make it even funnier, if possible. Her evil queen best friend, Melanie, and Dani, the fairy, were just amazing as well, and I'm super excited to hear that they are getting their own stories. Even though it's a theme park for fairy tales, I just kept seeing the three of them as the new Charlie's Angels 2.0. Alexis Noelle's talented writing style never fails to hook me, and the way she goes above the cookie cutter romance with HEA's is highly original, and awesome! I encourage all ladies to read this hilarious story, so I'm HIGHLY HIGHLY HIGHLY RECOMMENDING Kiss My Crown!
December 23, 2016
Ever wonder what happens behind the scenes at the local theme park? Are the employees really as happy as they seem? Kiss My Crown gives us a hilarious look at what happens when one princess goes rogue. This book had me in stitches. I loved its irreverent humor.
Kate is my sister from another mister. She’s sarcastic, bitchy and fluent in both. Add in some sass and independence and you have the perfect heroine. I love that she holds nothing back. Justin is a big goofball and charming. The two of them together is amazing. There is hilarious banter and hot sex scenes. While not complex characters, they don’t need to be. There is some character development. There are some amazing secondary characters as well. Some you’ll love to hate and others you just want to know more about.
This is the perfect rom-com with very little drama. At times, I was laughing so hard my eyes were leaking. It’s fun, flirty and kept me thoroughly entertained. This is the book you want if you need a little pick me up. It’ll have you smiling in no time.
I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader Copy of this book.
For more reviews, visit
Kate is my sister from another mister. She’s sarcastic, bitchy and fluent in both. Add in some sass and independence and you have the perfect heroine. I love that she holds nothing back. Justin is a big goofball and charming. The two of them together is amazing. There is hilarious banter and hot sex scenes. While not complex characters, they don’t need to be. There is some character development. There are some amazing secondary characters as well. Some you’ll love to hate and others you just want to know more about.
This is the perfect rom-com with very little drama. At times, I was laughing so hard my eyes were leaking. It’s fun, flirty and kept me thoroughly entertained. This is the book you want if you need a little pick me up. It’ll have you smiling in no time.
I voluntarily reviewed an Advanced Reader Copy of this book.
For more reviews, visit
November 7, 2016
I received a copy of this book in exchange for an honest review for Stephanie's Book Reports.
Kate is a princess. She was living every little girls dream working in a theme park five days a week. Prince Charming and Kate hit if off till he showed his sword to one to many princesses. It's time to move on and find a normal guy Kate thought she had it all until the other princesses started snubbing her and the princes stopped looking at her. To add to her misery she's about to be demoted to a fairy. What happens when the fairy tale ends?
Oh my goodness this book will have you in stitches. I don't remember the last time a book made me laugh so much. Your about to find out what goes on behind the scenes for the happiest place on earth. Kate who is a princess five days a week is actually foul mouthed and vey blunt. She hated her crown before Prince Charming turned into a total douche but now she absolutely hates her job. Along with her friends Melanie, and Dani the hilarity keeps on rolling through Kiss My Crown. Add in Justin and his puns and your in for a really side splitting heck of a good time ride.
Don't miss Alexis Noelle's Kiss My Crown. It's so refreshing to have a book that is just so much fun to read.
Kate is a princess. She was living every little girls dream working in a theme park five days a week. Prince Charming and Kate hit if off till he showed his sword to one to many princesses. It's time to move on and find a normal guy Kate thought she had it all until the other princesses started snubbing her and the princes stopped looking at her. To add to her misery she's about to be demoted to a fairy. What happens when the fairy tale ends?
Oh my goodness this book will have you in stitches. I don't remember the last time a book made me laugh so much. Your about to find out what goes on behind the scenes for the happiest place on earth. Kate who is a princess five days a week is actually foul mouthed and vey blunt. She hated her crown before Prince Charming turned into a total douche but now she absolutely hates her job. Along with her friends Melanie, and Dani the hilarity keeps on rolling through Kiss My Crown. Add in Justin and his puns and your in for a really side splitting heck of a good time ride.
Don't miss Alexis Noelle's Kiss My Crown. It's so refreshing to have a book that is just so much fun to read.
Displaying 1 - 30 of 64 reviews