To be honest, the only reason I bought this book was that, upon turning the book to read its back cover, I discovered that one of the critics’ superlatives stated that this book was a ’Modern-day Austen’. That intrigued me. I guess I was curious to know to what extent that statement was false.
Turns out, it was really false.
It’s honestly quite hard to summarise what this book is about. The story doesn’t have any twists or turns — it’s just about a woman in her twenties (Philly) and a woman in her fifties (Lorna) and their day-to-day life. There are cheesy romances, crazy parents, and a whole lot of throwing random flower names around in order to fill the pages. The main characters are gardeners, but still, nobody wants to read a million pages filled with sentences like ‘oh, I love this pink Chaenomeles’ … If I wanted to read about plants and their scientific names, I’d just take to a fricking Wikipedia page. One more sentence and I’ll obliterate all the hocus-pocus gladiolus chrysanthemums on this planet.
Besides that, this novel is messily written. Some words are randomly left out of sentences, there’s a lack of commas (I hate it when there’s no rhythm in what I’m reading), and there were a fair few grammar errors, too. I quote: ”[The spare room] needs completely redecorating.” Right.
Nobody seems to be their own age in my head; Lorna, one of the main characters, is in her fifties, but thinks and talks in exactly the same way any of the younger characters do.
Some lines in this book made me more than a little confused. For instance, after Lorna has had a short conversation about sculptures with another guest at a dinner party she attends, her final thoughts are: ‘[…] Jack was obviously beyond seeing women only as sexual objects. He could see they might have interesting things to say, too.
Where did that come from?
If you ignore all of that, and the fact that Lorna’s boyfriend kept getting referred to as her ‘toy boy’ (even by her own son), there were still a few parts I found enjoyable!
It was nice to read from the perspective of two gardeners. The professions the characters had in this story were quite cute — there’s a baker, two gardeners and a mason. Every scene in which Seamus (Philly’s grandfather) makes an appearance is sure to be a nice one.
What I’d like you to remember:
- Always ignore the praise on the cover of a book
- Be grateful that you can still read flower names without getting a headache
- One of the main characters wears a dress with jeans underneath at one point. Goodbye!