This review is dedicated to Sad Sunday. Let our torches burn bright!
Who let the Bad Bitch out? Agnès Martin-Lugand did! Well, she definitely shouldn't, because now her book will be burned with napalm. Mwahaha!
Ok, I'm not really in the mood to rip it to pieces as I was yesterday (sad, huh?), so I will just put a more or less objective review here and explain why I'm giving it just 1 star (hey, lets call it Death Star), when there's already basically Audrey Tautou on the cover (which is absolutely unrelated to how any character looked in the book, btw) and the film rights in some Hollywood producer's drawer, hence the cover, most likely. It feels like this story was actually designed for the big screen from the beginning. Which is not even a bad thing, I guess. Because with movie you will waste less time with this simple, oh how simple, I wish it wasn't that simple story.
You can already feel the love, right? ;) OK, bear with me for a bit longer please, cuz now I'm going to name all the pros & cons for realz!
It has a nice title. That's how it lured me. That's a pro. And we're done with pros. Now onto cons!
So description says it all about plot, written like any harlequin romance story sort of following "taming of the shrew" trope a bit, it's nothing more to add, plus some dull meaningless conversations and so so many cliches that it hurt - traumatic past on both sides, some cardboard characters like cheery gay friend taking care of everything, cheery best I-see-you-for-the-first-time-in-my-life girl friend, cheery dog friend, love interest in denial, love in denial, villain-ish ex-not-so-ex, lovely cafe with books nobody works at but also zero money problems, uh-huh, ok, Ireland-so-lovely-ah-you-all-you-know-how-lovely-Ireland-is-with-all-those-nameless-Irish! and some more, I'm just too lazy to think of it, to be honest.
The whole thing feels like it was a YA written by teen, talented one, but a teen nonetheless and it's shocking to learn that the author wasn't actually a teen at all. A psychologists, the blurb says. But it's all so teenage angsty! In a bad way! The main character is so immature and egocentric, that it's basically hard to have any sympathy for her in her situation and you don't expect her to be 31 y.o. instead of 16. Also, her parents were described in a way only teen in a phase "I hate grown ups!" would do.
Oiii... I won't even start with how - and it's gonna be a bit spoilery but I don't care! - our heroine one day wants to lay dead in a grave together with her husband and daughter and next day can only think of banging her rude but also handsome neighbour, who also acts as 17 y.o. boy with psychological problems. Luckily, there was no banging, but I'm sure there's gonna be one in the movie. One more point goes for the future movie!
Why did I read it, you'll ask? Why did I finish it? OK, I don't know, I guess I naively expected that at some point there's gonna be something that will surprise me? Some wit will bloom? Something interesting will happen? Some plot twist? Cthulhu will emerge from sea and snatch Diane and/or Edward and it's finally gonna be bloody fun? Honestly, I don't know.
And now I'm happy to announce the end of this review!