Oh silly me, here I was thinking "extraordinary rendition" just meant my karaoke performance of "Hungry Eyes!"
Boy, was I wrong.
If you ever wondered what happened to those sociopathic assholes you've met over the years, look no further: they're running the world!
I liked this book a lot (even though it had an alarming number of typos and conflated schizophrenia and multiple personality disorder, which is one of my own huge pet peeves). In fact, I liked it so much that I believe every American who isn't already real hip to the CIA's extraordinary rendition program should be forced to read this book -- obstinate troublemakers who don't want to read it ought to be shanghaied to a CIA "black site" stat, and then briskly waterboarded until they comply.
Of course this book was horrific and depressing, but there is something deeply comforting to me about its topic, in that I really do appreciate the moral clarity of torture. Torture is just unequivocally wrong!! In a cynical age of moral relativism, I'm so delighted to have something this clear and simple that I can believe in. Governments should not torture people, under any circumstances, ever. See, I love that! Isn't it great!? It's so easy and clear! An idiot could understand that!! You really can't argue, and if you do, you're just WRONG!
Obviously, governments do torture people, under many circumstances, and in fact our own government has been enthusiastically engaging in this practice, especially over the past six or seven years. As we all know, that sneaky CIA of ours is no stranger to dirty tricks and illegal acts, and I'm sure this rendition program fits into a broad historical narrative of the CIA, with which the authors of this book are clearly familiar and I'm not, because I am an ignorant fool....
But anyway, I digress. In case someone forgot to tell you, let me explain briefly that "extraordinary rendition" is when the CIA kidnaps suspected terrorists in foreign countries -- with or without the cooperation of those countries' governments -- and spirits them away in private planes to a bunch of really scary places all over the world, where they then can engage in the kinds of practices that we, as reasonable, ethical citizens who uphold democratic and humane principles, abhor. A lot of these places where the CIA likes to ship its illegally kidnapped suspects are countries like Egypt and Syria: that is to say, extremely nasty countries where the governments engage in all sorts of ghastly, undemocratic things that we would absolutely never stand for here in the US of A, where we have all this great stuff like the Constitution and laws and a free press and things like that. In those evil, bad countries, the governments have taken away citizens' rights by declaring states of emergency -- like if there's a war, or terrorism or something -- and the people in charge just basically get to do whatever the fuck they want, without any checks and balances! Can you imagine!!!?? It's terrible even to think about! I can't believe we'd even acknowledge these bad countries on the street, let alone be friends with them, to say nothing of giving them all our terrorist suspects to torture!
"Now Jessica," you might be whining, "what gives you the right to call Egypt and Syria bad, nasty countries? Who are you to make all these value-laden judgment calls of these places you've never even been to? You jerk!" Well, see, here's the thing: I'm not actually calling those countries bad, I'm calling their governments bad. They're bad governments because they get to do whatever awful, secret things they feel like doing, things like locking people up in prisons without due process -- you don't even get a Legal Aid lawyer there! You don't even get a phone call! You probably don't even get charged with anything!! -- and then torture them or whatever, with impunity. Impunity! I don't want to live under a government that does things like that! With impunity??! Do you? Of course not!
What kind of horrifies me is that obviously a lot of people do. Another reason I was pretty happy while reading this was that I was thinking, "Well, even with the worst case scenario for our next president, at least the Republican's not into torture." But then someone told me McCain's actually switched his position on that, and now he is into torture, so I guess I'll have to look that up....
In any case, I am definitely the kind of person who does not want to be blown up as she rides the subway to work, but I'm even more definitely the kind of person who is far more upset by the idea that her government breaks laws and tortures people, than she is by the thought that she might not make it into work one morning. But apparently not all Americans feel this way, which depresses me even more. As mentioned above, I really appreciate the simple moral clarity of this topic. We do not want our government doing these things, because morally nuanced as the world may be, it really is nice when there's good guys and bad guys, and it's nice to be a good guy, isn't it, and if we're doing the things that we're doing, then we're not the good guys, not at all, and that kind of sucks, then, doesn't it? I feel like Americans who feel okay about our government breaking laws and torturing people are really missing the point of the game. They're like little kids who cheer and want their baseball team to win, but they don't actually understand how the sport is played or what any of the the things that happen in a game mean. None of this is to say that I've ever suffered any illusions about the lilylike purity of my government. But still. There are really great things about this country, and inarguably good things about living here, for which I am permanently grateful (um, as long as they still exist, anyway).
What makes this country a good place to live is that Torture Taxi is published, and that we all get to check it out of the public library, and its authors are still out shambling around, investigating CIA front companies and leaving commas out of things, instead of being anally raped in some Algerian prison or lying facedown among radioactive tumbleweed out in the Utah desert. One of the most interesting things in this book is how the rendition program came to light: a worldwide network of obsessive airplane nerds who enjoy tracking flights and recording their findings online noticed strange planes and landings in what the book calls "lots of interesting places." These guys shared their information, the famed "free press" got involved, and a few sketchy facts about the extraordinary rendition program came to light, and became public knowledge. I actually teared up a little while reading about those earnest, dedicated, terminally geeked-out "planespotters" who identified the drops that hinted at the ocean of appalling illegality and shame of the extraordinary rendition program. To think I've wasted all this time on a book reviewing site, when I could have chosen an infinitely more useful internet hobby!!!
But as the authors make clear in the conclusion of their book, this lovely process alone is not cause for smug elation. Yeah, it's nice to live in a fairly free society where people are allowed to figure these things out and spread the word, but that's completely meaningless if we don't take the next step after we find out about this stuff, and are then able to do something to stop it from happening. Nonetheless, everyone should read this book, and books like it, and then refuse to let their political representatives sleep -- while, if possible, keeping them nude and in an impossibly uncomfortable position, preferably while blasting Slim Shady in their ears at all hours, for weeks -- until they put a permanent stop to this bullshit, and insist that our country finally begin conducting itself like a Good Guy for once, instead of a depraved, lawless shitbag. I mean, jeez.
All this is not to say that I don't totally love reading about depraved lawless shitbags! I've been so busy here ranting from up on my high horse, that I've forgotten to explain why this book is fun. Man, do I love the CIA! I've never really understood why people enjoy crime books so much -- you know, reading about serial killers and so forth. Individual bad acting doesn't interest me much, but there are few things so fascinating as immoral behavior and abuses of power at the highest levels of government. I'm not going to get into it -- read the book, dammit! -- but learning about the way the CIA operates is vastly entertaining (if at times a bit chilling). As a social worker, I do sometimes feel odd about spending taxpayers' money on various programs of dubious merit. Learning about what the CIA does with my withholdings clears that all that guilt right up for me! I'm definitely going to read more about this wonderful band of unchecked psychopaths, and their colorful history of undemocratic hijinks.