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The Randy Romance Novelist

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It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.

For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.

My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.

I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.

This is my life after my happily ever after…


*** Warning: The Randy Romance Novelist is over the top, ridiculous, and is meant to make you burst out in laughter. Question the sanity of this author, and welcome over-dramatized comedy into your life. Please proceed if you would like to read about absurd tomfoolery type events, be exposed to the book world and other authors, as well as see that even in the midst of a comical combustion of nonsensical craziness (and naïve characters) love will always prevail. ***

330 pages, Kindle Edition

First published April 12, 2016

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Meghan Quinn

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When I was in high school I occasionally read books but was consumed by other teenage things so I didn't take the time to appreciate a good book on a cloudy day, wrapped up in a blanket on the couch. It wasn't until I received a Kindle for Christmas one year that my world completely flipped upside down. When looking for books I came across the Contemporary Romance genre and was sold and I haven't turned back since.

You can either find my head buried in my Kindle, listening to inspiring heart ripping music or typing away on the computer twisting and turning the lives of my characters while driving my readers crazy with anticipation.

​I currently reside in beautiful Colorado Springs where the sun is always shining and there is a trail waiting to be hiked on every corner. I share a lovely and warm home with the love of my life and my five, four-legged children.

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1,748 reviews6,572 followers
May 24, 2016
I'm always scared going into a follow up book that I loved. The first book with these characters made me buy stock in the Depends undergarments line..so I wondered if I would find them annoying in book two. I love this authors sense of humor so I dived in anyways.
I shouldn't have worried.

Rosie and Henry did the v-popping deed in the last book and Rosie has decided she likes the sexing very much, thank you. We meet back up with them and discover that Rosie has decided (with Kindle in hand) to try out some of the new techniques she read about.
"You were able to do The Titanic?" I asked with jealousy.
Delaney leaned against the doorway with her arms crossed. "Of course, it was simple. I Kate Winsleted Derk's penis like it was my job. And when I came, I screamed, "I'm flying." I was a raw and emotional moment."

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Delaney and Derk (the best friends) are getting married. And Delaney has turned into a penis craving Bridezilla.
"Think of the possibilites. We can wear penises on our shirts, drink from penis cups, with penis straws, while eating penis cookies decorated with penis candies. We can carry around sashes that looks like penises, blow penis whistles, and play pin the balls on the giant penis."
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*I totally could help a girl out on planning this type party..check out the chicken and noodles I made the family the other night.
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Because I'm classy. And I didn't have any frigging noodles.*

Of course, Rosie takes her job as maid of honor very seriously. She enlists Henry to go the "shop" to help her pick out some items for the party.
"It's like Disneyworld for vaginas," I muttered, reaching my hand out to touch one. "They're so pretty, all sparkly like a unicorn's horn."
*gif not included-because they are looking to ban my ass.*

Rosie tries her best to balance all she has going on in her life: penis party, something weird going on with Henry at work, being forced to take on "Sir Licks-a-Lot" (who might be gay), her writing on her romance book, another unforgettable trip to see Marta (the wax torture guru) and sexing up Henry.
"Tell me, Rosie, how wet are you?"
My face turned red immediately. I wanted to bite my nail and avoid the question I always found awkward to answer. I wasn't good at dirty talk. What was a girl supposed to say to that?
It's a gusher down there!
Look out, tidal wave of love juice coming your way!
Warning: waterfall of vagina secrection flooding the panty perimeters.


I loved these characters. I love this author (back off-I'm not a shill-I two starred one of her books). I think Tara Sivec should totally smack her ass.
I like funny sexy times books and these never fail to amuse me. Plus, when I was looking up pretty pictures I found my next birthday gift to ask the husband for.
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Courtney's review is here..she liked this book too. I love when people agree with me. I show it to my husband to prove to him that IT DOES HAPPEN.
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896 reviews2,248 followers
May 11, 2016
4 Randy Stars

In this second installment we have Rosie and Henry trying to settle in their relationship. Living together they are trying to navigate through their new status as a couple and move on from their past problems on the route to it. And since Rosie’s virginity is not a problem anymore, new obstacles approached bringing once again risks to their relationship.

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If you use to read my reviews you know I’m a sucker for sequels. Mainly because they usually guarantee an HEA, they give me more time with the couple and overall just feel like a giant epilogue… and I’m an even bigger sucker for those.
That is exactly the reason why despite my serious issues with the hero in the previous book, I decided to give this one try. Luckily Henry, despite some minor moments where he pissed me off, almost completely redeemed himself in my eyes. Rosie was her usual completely naïve and inappropriate girl and I liked to see them finally getting settled into their relationship.
This book is inappropriate, full of easy jokes and well, common places… but hilarious and sexy that you won’t be able to put it down. If you like the first book (even if you wanted to smash the hero’s face, and believe me, I did), you definitely have to read this one.

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Rating: 4 Stars.
Steam: Hot.
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1,093 reviews1,072 followers
December 6, 2016
3.5 Sir Licks-a-Lot stars

The Randy Romance Novelist was some over-the-top-shake-my-head-she-said-what-good-fun! From sex positions, fur-balls, penis parties, insecurities and bedazzled vagina's this pretty much has it all covered for a good time. This was the perfect read to lighten my mood and just give me something laugh about.

Oopsie though for jumping into book 2 without knowing it was the book 2. Good news is, I didn't feel like I was missing anything and now I can go back and catch up with Rosie for more.

ARC kindly provided by Hot-Lanta Publishing, via NetGalley, in exchange for an honest review.
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1,554 reviews2,234 followers
April 30, 2016
Genre: Romantic Comedy
Type: Standalone Book 2
POV: First Person - Dual
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If Rosie Bloom thought losing her virginity and finding love with her best friend and end up in a rainbow farting unicorn ending, she thought it wrong. Beyond the rainbow (or fart? Lol!) was real life waiting and it's not necessarily pretty in pink.

Henry Anderson finally got what he wanted. But pressure to perform both in boardroom and in the bedroom (ahem!) was taking its toll on their relationship especially when there were secrets to be uncovered.



The Virgin Romance Novelist is the funniest book I've ever read and when I found out there will be a sequel I was ecstatic! I don't think anything could go wrong with the story since Rosie couldn't do anything right haha!

I was really good at doing a smoky eye with a cat-like eyeliner. It was the one thing I could claim as a talent . . . that and the ability to embarrass myself at the drop of a hat.


Rosie was still the naive and adorable woman that she was. She went from a virgin to a sex fiend while still not fully understanding her body's reactions. And it didn't help that she was stressed out from her tasks as maid of honor to her BFF and finishing her novel.



It's nice to see how much Henry cared about their relationship and how much effort he put into it. It was also fun to see how he navigated some office drama and I'd like to give special shout out to Freddy lol!

“Why does he always stare at you? I think he might have a crush on you. Maybe you give off some kind of kitty pheromone.”
“I have been known to attract the pussies.”


This book is more serious compared to the first one, but still has that signature crude humor. I love that some memorable characters made cameo appearances. And yes that includes Sir Licks-a-Lot who was as evil as ever, but also kind of sweet with the "bromance" :p

“I’m in a bunch of book groups on Facebook, and when they’re not posting pictures of erect penises, they are posting pictures of hot men"


What I love the most about this book is how the author poked fun at herself and romance reading community and included reference to her own book and what I assumed to be her own personal experience in publishing and weathering critique. It made it relatable for the readers.

The Randy Romance Novelist is a light laugh out loud, feel-good book perfect as a pick-me-up especially if you love crude humor.


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691 reviews89 followers
May 31, 2016
Story Rating ~ 4 Stars!
Hero Rating ~ 5 Stars!
Heroine Rating ~ 4 Stars!
Humor Rating ~ 5 HUGE STARS!
Heat Level ~ 3.75 Stars!
Ending ~ 4 Stars!
Overall Rating ~ 4 Penis’s Everywhere Stars!

This was such a fulfilled sexy read, I laughed almost nonstop!

The humor is cranked up right from the start. I was once again engrossed in everything Rosie. She is now in a full relationship with Henry. Henry who I feel was one heck of a book boyfriend. With all the craziness going on around him, he was just so sweet and loving. For me, he was my favorite character of this read. Oh he made plenty of mistakes but he stole my heart.

Rosie, she drove me CRAZY with all her insecurities. I understood some of them but for me there was just too many. That is the reason why I rated this book 4 stars. Not that I did not like her, I did, she was funny in a disastrous type of way. SO many things went from bad to worse for her, I actually felt bad for her.

There were some fantastic secondary characters that added so many more laughs to this read. One of these characters was a cat called Sir Licks-A-Lot. He sure knew how to get a rise out of Rosie.
Then we had Rosie’s best friend Delany. That women sure had a fixation with penis’s LMAO!

One of my favorite scenes was Delany’s Bachelorette party. Talk about penis’s, they were everywhere. The games these ladies played were hysterical.

All in all I REALLY enjoyed this read and am so glad I finally got a chance to read it. I highly recommend The Randy Romance Novelist to all those women who read and enjoyed book 1, The Virgin Romance Novelist. If you have not read this series and are in need of an extremely funny and sexy read, keep this series in mind, I’m sure it won’t disappoint you.

Warning : You must read The Virgin Romance Novelist first, why? Because you have too!
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3,719 reviews1,044 followers
May 19, 2019
I love the Virgin Romance Novelist. I love how corky Rosie' hilarious dates before she found the ONE. Now that she found her prince charming, the story continues to The Randy Romance Novelist.

In the sequel, it is the story what happen when u found the ONE. With Rosie corky and Henry super patience, they went through a life and the obstacles being a couple. Mixing with work demand etc. I still like the hilarious of the writing. But....

I found Rosie corky annoying on this book. She becomes a very childish character. Even with excuse it is her hormone,she acts to the extreme. Making it a big deal how she lost a game to the cat. That is really low blow. I know the author tries to be funny, but portraying a childish behavior to her character, is turns me off.

3 stars
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1,891 reviews1,021 followers
July 19, 2017
Published: April 2016
Genre: Romantic Comedy

:: 6 Pretty Little Stars ::

O.M.G. I never could have imagined that Meghan Quinn could write a funnier novel than the Virgin Romance Novelist and The Mother Road. But she has outdone herself with this book; The Randy Romance Novelist- making it my FAVORITE book of 2016. The amount of laughter that come out of my body while I was reading this book is INSANE. I didn’t think anything could make me laugh as hard in my life. WOW. When she leaves a warning at the end of the blurb that lets you know you will probably burst out in laughter (I certainly did, even at inappropriate times), pay attention to it. SERIOUSLY. HEHE.

This book follows the life of Rose who we first meet in The Virgin Romance Novelist (if you haven’t read it, read it before diving into this one). Rosie; who used to be a virgin and had the naiveté of a 10-year-old, has finally met the man of her dreams (and his package). Rosie and Henry have been friends forever, but there was always a little love simmering under the surface- they just needed to open their eyes. But now they are happily living together and we as readers get to go on her journey as she discovers more about sex, her own crazy libido, and a ton of penis paraphernalia. With her hilarious friends at her side, and all the personal hijinks that one can possibly get into, this book and the story of Rosie AND Henry’s lives will make you squeal with delight. I honestly hope that the author will continue with Rosie’s story as I don’t think it should end here. Without spoiling the plot, there is SO MUCH MORE to Rosie’s life and I would love to see her discover marriage and family. I simply need more and I think many readers will feel the same!

If you haven’t had the pleasure to read many (or any) of Meghan Quinn’s books I HIGHLY recommend giving her a try. She is my FAVORITE author of all time and all of her previously released books WILL be read by me- as well as her future books. She has a knack with storytelling and her characters will make you giggle inappropriately. I absolutely LOVED this book and it is my favorite of the year! Meghan Quinn is the queen of romantic comedy and I think everyone should give her stories a try!
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446 reviews75 followers
July 15, 2016
Edit:
(Reread July 2016)
I enjoyed it just as much. But I am quite honestly surprised why more people haven't read it. Hmm.


Huff, Huff, Huff.
That is not a dog panting. (As much as a certain annoying sibling may call me so.)
That's just the reaction to the amount of laughing and howling I've done while reading this book. The female lead continues to be her clueless and bizarre self. I am simultaneously glad and worried she hasn't changed that much since the previous book. She's still into calling the hair down there as "briar-patch". And it doesn't stop there. Now that she's had a taste of sex (both figuratively and literally), she's almost like a sex fiend. The poor male lead doesn't know whether to cry in joy because of all the action he's getting, or cower in fear for the way she mauling him for sex. And he's head over heels in love with the female lead. Sooo cute.

I shouldn't be laughing at the unbelievable ignorance and stupidity of the female lead, but I can't help it! It is the perfect continuation to The Virgin Romance Novelist.

P.s Don't forget to read the first book in the series first and then this one. Reading in order is a must in this case.

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890 reviews412 followers
April 12, 2016
I couldn't wait to read how was life after love finally found Henry and Rosie at the end of the Virgin Romance Novelist. I had loved these two on the first book and couldn't wait to see what they were up to on this new book.

Rosie from the naive, inexperienced heroine turns into a sex maniac in this one and now that she's no longer virgin she's having it as much as she can. She still remains naive at some points, but she also seems bold at others, so it's an equal balance of the same and an alternative version of the sweet heroine we had met on the first book.



Many shenanigans follow our hero and heroine in this one, we get to meet again some of the characters we had met on the first one and of course their best friends couldn't miss this one as well. Someone who couldn't miss the continuation of the series is the insane feline Sir- Licks a Lot. There will be some clouds in their heaven and will make Rosie fear that after all they were meant to be just friends and nothing more.

I thoroughtly enjoyed reading this book!! I love Meghan's writing and I had a blast whilst reading the Randy Novelist! I started laughing right from the start and had to wipe tears that had formed on my eyes- the happy kind of tears. Yes, it was over the top at times, but it wasn't bad. At least it didn't seem bad to me. I loved it and that's what matters, after all, right? Plus the unexpected bonding scenes were just too precious!!



I honestly enjoyed her journey while she was fighting to become the author she intended to be and all the mentions in the book of authors, books, book signings and reviews, they made me feel like Meghan was writing this book as an autobiography, like she was expressing what she went through to reach at this point. Positive and negative judgement, like our heroine had to face and someone giving them the push and the motivation to not give up. I'm glad she didn't and we got to experience her beautiful and delightful writing.

I loved it and I truly wouldn't mind if Meghan surprised us in the future with another book in the series. I feel like Rosie and Henry's journey has just started and they have so much more to give to us.A totally recommended series for people who enjoy a rom coms, chick flicks and a generally sweet and funny book. :)

ARC was kindly provided in exchange for an honest review.
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889 reviews352 followers
April 15, 2016
Rosie Bloom is back and how ! If you thought The Virgin Romance Novelist was ridiculous and laugh out loud funny , then wait till you read The Randy Romance Novelist. .. ! Seriously don't read this book while eating or drinking anything .. it could cause some serious damage ! Also , probably shouldn't read it when you are at a public place or amongst a lot of people .. it could seriously make people question your mental balance !
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2,103 reviews1,416 followers
April 17, 2016
Copy provided by author in exchange for an honest review

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Boob Squeeze!!!!! Yes, I can’t believe I wrote that in my review but since this is a Meghan Quinn book, she is the only author that can completely understand why. Yes, I adore and love this author. It just felt like yesterday when I was reading her book, The Virgin Romance Novelist and laughing like a crazy woman. So you could imagine my excitement when I found out she was doing a sequel. Yes, there was lots of fangirling when Meghan sent me The Randy Romance Novelist.

#RandyRomance


So if you read the first book, Rosie finally did it. Yeah, she finally had sex and can finally put away her V-card membership. And so in this crazy, hilarious, smart and witty sequel, Rosie is back at it again and this time Rosie is one horny woman. Yes, losing her virginity to Henry, the love of her life has made Rosie sex craze. I am talking about this woman has a sexual appetite that will make porn stars bowing to Rosie’s prowess. Well, Rosie can’t take all the credit since she has to thank Henry and his skills.

No longer a virgin, Rosie is over the moon. And she has many reasons to be happy but the most important reason is she is madly in love with Henry. And so what could burst their happy bubble? Well is there such thing as too much sex. In the case for Rosie and Henry, their sexual appetite for sex everyday has led to Rosie being insecure when she questions when Henry doesn’t want to have sex for the fourth time of the day and also when she discovers Henry’s ex-girlfriend was brought on to work on a project at Henry’s work. And then to top it off, Rosie is hormonal and may have a purple vagina. Yes, I said purple and if you are saying WTH then I highly recommend you to #oneclick this book now. Discover why Henry and Rosie are the best couple EVER!!!!

In all honesty, The Randy Romance Novelist needs to be read, savored, and experienced. Meghan Quinn has once again delivered a romantic comedy that has it all. So if you are looking for a snarky, smart, sassy, witty, and ridiculously crazy entertaining read then The Randy Romance Novelist is the book for you. All there is left to say, go on this crazy sexual journey with Rosie and Henry.


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569 reviews200 followers
April 12, 2016
I loved The Virgin Romance Novelist because of the laugh-out-loud humor and the ridiculous situations Rosie would find herself in. The Randy Romance Novelist has the same humor and goofy situations but also has more drama and seriousness than the first book.

All of the characters are back for more hilarity, including best friend, Delaney, her boyfriend, Derk, the evil Sir Licks-a-lot, and the dreaded Marta. Rosie and Henry are officially in a relationship, living together, and enjoying getting to know each other better (several times a day--wink, wink).

It makes me so happy to see that we get Henry’s perspective this time around, since Randy is told in dual point-of-view. He is such an amazing boyfriend! It’s plain to see that Rosie is it for him and he’s totally sweet and head-over-heels in love with her. Rosie is still Rosie through and through. She’s so adorably dorky and awkward and to me, just plain loveable. I laughed out loud several times at Rosie's expense.

The Randy Romance Novelist takes us into more serious territory with Rosie working on her first book while planning Delaney’s bachelorette party, Henry working toward a promotion, and some very poor communication between the two of them. Their relationship is very realistic, and I enjoyed seeing them grow, albeit after some very bumpy lessons learned.

I’m very curious to see if there will be more Rosie and Henry in the future, but if not, I feel like Randy leaves us in a very good place with them. They definitely have the storybook HEA Rosie has been dreaming of her entire life. A very happy ending, indeed!


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1,298 reviews81 followers
June 14, 2016
I remember my feelings when I read The Virgin Romance Novelist - hilarious, over the top and absolutely brillieant and when I found out that that I am going to be getting MORE of Henry and Rosie? It ended up with a happy dance at night when everybody was sleeping - and when you are as clumsy as I am - well you can certainly imagine the result :D

BUT did I care? A BIG FAT NOPE! Because I was getting me some more of Henry and Rosie! :P

“Life after the big V was handed over wasn’t what I expected it to be. I’d watched several movies and I’d read thousands of books that faded into black after the big magical make-up kiss; none of them prepared me for what I was going through now.”

Here's the thing - Henry and Rosie has their HEA at the end of The Virgin Romance Novelist (a bit cheesy, but I could forgive for it was HENRY!) - but I have to admit I was a little curious about what EXACTLY happened after the HEA - not because I had doubts of their suitability - but because with the charm of Henry and the literal awkwardness of Rosie, I had a feeling that it was not only going to be a bumpy ride, it will also be a hilarious one!
And fortunately, Ms. Quinn never disappointed :P

“You know I like to try positions from my books, though, so sit still while I grab my Kindle so I can make sure I’m doing this right.”
“Because that’s sexy."


See, here's another thing - as a reader, it's quite easy to relate to Rosie - trust me - she is a romance reader personified and such an easy character to like, really. I loved her in The Virgin Romance Novelist - but I ADORED her in this sequel.
Not only is she a bit more realistic, but that reality is now mixed with a sense of humor that you just can't deny and makes you realise why the playboy Henry would fall hard and fast for her!

“No one offered you discounts for being in love or finding your perfect soulmate. There was no spontaneous combustion of brilliant fireworks following me around every time I thought of Henry.”

Coming to Henry - OH MY GOD!
(Literally have no words for this MAN!)
It's like Meghan took every characteristic I would have wanted in a book boyfriend.
He is absolutely PERFECT - and no, I am NOT exaggerating.
This guy was perfect as the HOT BEST FRIEND in The Virgin Romance Novelist but he is THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND in this hilarious sequel.
I AM NOT KIDDING, peeps - Henry takes the freaking the cake when it comes to the perfect book boyfriend - he is thoughtful, loyal, hilariously endearing and not to mention adoring of every weird and quirky that makes up the soul of who Rosie is.

“Love, any time I’m with you, I take it seriously. Do you know why?”
He was trying to sweet talk me, and I let him.
I played with the tassels on my rug, trying to avoid eye contact. “Because you like to fornicate?”
“No,” he laughed. “Because I’ve spent so much time waiting for the moment where I could finally call you mine that now, I make sure to cherish every fucking moment I have with you. I never want to be apart from you again.”



AND THE BEST FREAKING PART?
WE GET HENRY'S POV in this sequel - I am not kidding, I might have squealed, okay screamed when I realised that Ms. Quinn was giving me exactly WHAT I had missed in the first book - a look at the emotions and thoughts behind Henry's actions - actions that even second hand, endeared him to me! Not going to lie, lovelies, if Rosie ever let go of Henry, I am first in line to snatch him right up!

“How could I not love this woman with everything in me when she looked up at me as if I were her knight in shining armor? As if I were her prince charming? The one man who could fulfill her every fantasy? Dare I say it . . . her book boyfriend?”

This book is exactly what I DIDN'T know I needed for Henry and Rosie - and while it has exactly those moments of hilarity, awkwardness and weirdness that makes it a quintessential Meghan Quinn novel - but it is also realistic in a way that I hadn't found The Virgin Romance Novelist to be, even though I adored it.

It had everything a real life romance would - insecurities, jealousies and a little bit of miscommunication before everything sorts itself out - because both the humans in the relationship WANT to sort it out!

Yes, this sequel is also a bit cheesy, but I could take a whole lot of cheesy when I KNOW that the love is pure and soulful.

Perfect ending to Rosie and Henry - and I especially loved the bit in the epilogue where Ms. Quinn shows how hilarious it is to be narcissistic sometimes - want to know what exactly WHAT I am talking about?

GO READ THE BOOK!

“This was the man I would be spending the rest of my life with, the man who would hold my hand during the good reviews and the bad, the man who would help welcome our baby girl into the world. He would forever go down in history as the best book boyfriend, ever. No questions."


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3,749 reviews490 followers
April 11, 2016
Rosie and Henry are back as a couple and are enjoying their new relationship. The Virgin Romance Novelist was a very humorous book that had me not so patiently waiting to read more about Rosie and Henry in this follow-up.

The Randy Romance Novelist is a great story of their very real relationship. Things get a little crazy with Rosie writing her first novel, trying to plan a bachelorette party, Henry's job, and of course, Sir Licks-a-Lot.

This book had me laughing at Rosie's antics, while also enjoying reading about their progressing relationship. They were both a little rusty in the relationship department and both did some things that made me a bit irritated, but it made their relationship seem pretty real.

Overall, this book was a great companion to The Virgin Romance Novelist. I look forward to reading more from this author in the future. ~ Leah, 4.5 stars

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I'll be honest here... I LOVED The Virgin Romance Novelist—finding it hilarious and sexy, and a little feelsy—but I struggled with the ending. Not because it wasn't a perfectly perfect, happy one, but because of a couple of events in the lead-up to it. So, I opened this follow-up with a little apprehension and a heaping dose of hope that The Randy Romance Novelist would be a balm to my heart...

And. It. Was.

Oh, my Henry. I ADORE that man, for real. He's swoony, sexy and sweet—adorably head over heels for one of the zaniest, unluckiest, most lovably awkward characters I've ever experienced. Rosie Bloom. I love, love, LOVED their friends-to-lovers romance in the first book, and I am so happy I got to spend a little more time with them.

Why? Aside from the fact that Meghan Quinn graced us with a deeper insight to the closing events of Virgin (thank goodness!), Randy had charm and humor, and a heat that could burn if you're not careful. This book was a gift, and although a couple of moments missed the mark for me, for the most part I spend this book sighing (because HENRY) or cringe-laughing.

You know, that laugh you do when something is SO mortifying (Ben Wa balls... Dick dazzling... Orange pussy... Need I say more?), but so fucking hilarious, you don't know whether to keep giggling or curl up in the fetal position? Yeah, that.

Ms. Quinn is so gifted when it comes to her unique writing style. Like I said, not everything hit the mark, but she's ballsy, quirky and different. And I love that. Plus, there are far, FAR more hilarious or heartfelt moments than not. Oooh, and let's not forget the so-painfully-true miscommunications and misassumptions that had me equal parts rolling my eyes and biting my lip, waiting for the fallout.

I needed this book. I have such crazy affection for Rosie and Henry, and their bro-tastic and penis-obsessed friends. I wanted to close the book on them with the over-the-top smile they deserved, not the frustration I had at the end of Virgin.

And. I. Did. Can you see my slightly unhinged grin from there?! ~ Beth, 4.5 stars

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What happens when you mix together love, lots of sex, crazy best friends, lots of sex, a bit of naïveté, a bridezilla, lots of sex, and a demonic cat? You end up with the insanity that is The Randy Romance Novelist.

Rosie and Henry are living in their happily-ever-after-popping-Rosie’s-cherry bliss. They’re trying to move their relationship forward from the best-friend zone to the best-friend and lovers/boyfriend/girlfriend zone. Add to that Delaney and her demands for the most amazing bachelorette party in the history of bachelorette parties, and you have one stressed out Rosie. Oh, and Rosie is also trying to finish her romance novel, now that she has some “real world” experience to add to it…

All of this sets in motion real life hijinks. Rosie and Henry are totally out of their element. Neither Rosie, whose name is so appropriate because she lives in “rose-colored glasses land”, nor Henry are not used to being in a real relationship. Henry has a bit more experience with this than Rosie, but not much. Which, of course, allows for all the stupid miscommunications and misreading of intentions that early love and relationships bring. Will Rosie and Henry make it through the day-to-day stuff and realize that love isn’t easy but worth it in the long run?

I admit I had some difficulty buying into Rosie and Henry’s relationship in the beginning and I was concerned that Delaney’s bachelorette party was going to overtake the story. I’m so happy to report that I was unnecessarily worried! Rosie and Henry were front and center! And their romance certainly gave me all the feels. I laughed, cringed, got a bit mad, and was frustrated. But in the end I absolutely adored Rosie and Henry. But… I’m still on the fence with Sir-Licks-A-Lot. LOL. ~ Missy, 4.5 stars
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May 18, 2016
4.5 Stars

This was the perfect sequel to The Virgin Romance Novelist. And yes, you HAVE to read that before reading this. Meghan did an amazing job on this follow-up!

For those of who you know Meghan’s writing, you are in for a treat with her humor and wit. For those who of you who have never written anything by her – you may feel that she’s over the top with the quirkiness or how “impossible” certain things happen – but that’s Meghan. Nothing is normal and that’s what makes her books so fantastic.

The Randy Romance Novelist is about Rosie after she lost her virginity and has fallen head over hells in love with Henry. This is there ever after – with all the quirks and crazy happenings in between.

Henry and Rosie have quite the healthy relationship with great sex. Quite possibly too much sex. And Rosie begins to question things when Henry slowly starts to back off. Rosie finds out that Henry’s ex is now working with him on a project. To top it off – Rosie is acting a tad nuttier and emotional than normal and her body is changing.

Meghan has written another brilliant romantic comedy. It’s witty, snarky, hilarious, sassy and smart!! This is one couple that you want to see go through their crazy journey of love!
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1,029 reviews41 followers
June 10, 2018
What did I enjoy most about this romance novel?
Easy-to-read / Highly Entertaining / Wonderful characters / Witty / Original / Page-turner / Romantic / Realistic / Funny / Steamy / HEA

Would I recommend this book?

Yes, absolutely! I had 114 notes and 114 highlights. Enough said! 😉

★¸¸.•*¨*•★Spoiler Free Review★•*¨*•.¸¸★

Writing style:
Dual POVs
Length: 330 pages
Release Date: April 12, 2016
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Story rating: 4.5 funny and sweet stars!

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The Virgin Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn was actually the very first novel of Meghan Quinn’s novels that I read. I met her at the Authors in the OC 2017 book event and decided to do my best to read her novels in 2018. Fortunately, I wasn’t disappointed, and this novel was certainly an excellent sequel to The Virgin Romance Novelist. I look forward to reading many more of Meghan Quinn’s novels in the future.
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2,593 reviews113 followers
May 30, 2016
***ARC Provided via the Publisher and NetGalley***

I requested this because I was curious. I read the reviews, I was expecting it to be funny. It was actually better than I was expecting. Yes, it is a little over the top, but since the author admits it, I can go with it.

I can spend time talking about the story, the plot, the characters, but there are plenty of reviews that do this. So, I am going to talk about how much I appreciate it when an author takes a risk, when they say "you know what, I am going to write what I want, and the way I want to write". It works, it is fun...and it is a little like watching "Scandal" they know over the top was 2 seasons ago, so you can just sit back and enjoy the ride.

Ride on.
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1,237 reviews96 followers
April 26, 2016
I LOOOOOOVED THIS STORY!

It flowed so well, from one page to the next without me even realizing it. That's how a good story reads, and you know you've found one when you come to the very end of the story and have no idea how you got there.

This read so fucking realistically. This could literally be my life, my story. She was rationalizing and mocking at the same, which was surprisingly well done. All in all, it was some really fucking good shit.
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690 reviews481 followers
April 19, 2016
2 STARS! ** Minor Opinion Alert **

In the previous book, Rosie was a virgin who is living with her two best friends. Henry is one of them and he hide his feeling from Rosie. And Rose is just too superficial that didn't pick up the signal. Lack of experience and seeing how man-whore Henry is the reason she didn't take Henry for serious. In the end, they managed to talk their feelings out and pronounce in love with each other.

Ugh sorry for the stars. This is really hard for me but I can't lie about it, eh. I was really looking forward for the continuation but sadly it didn't work for me. Too many complication that didn't match my expectation. So here's my rants:

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Told from dual POV from Rosie and Henry, this should be interesting. Now, Rosie and Henry are living together and they have a lot of sex. From virgin to randy <- based on the title. I didn't protest about how much they're having sex experiment. It was still entertaining. What is lacked from them is chemistry. Sex is fun, but without connection it feels so blahhh.
but I wasn’t lying when I said Henry had a fantastic appendage.
Girth. Check!
Length. Check!
Hair. None!
Balls. Wrinkly and weird, but let’s be honest, they’re coin purses full of milky babies. Can’t really go right with those things.
Everything about Henry’s “junk” appealed to me.
“Are you reading or staring at my penis?”

They didn't have enough bonding time. They're so busy with their jobs and in the night, there is the sex. Henry was too ecstatic with his upcoming promotion and Rosie, oh well she's busy with the cat she didn't want. I though this story would be more focus on Rosie's work as a novelist, instead I follow Henry's work. I only get the vision of Rosie when she fight the cat or want to have sex. That's all.

As a person, Rosie was too 'nice' and couldn't say no. I know she's having reluctance about the cat and Delaney's (Her BFF) bachelor party but she's just accept it all. Rosie didn't have enough her own time and space. She's so busy with useless stuff and forget herself. Rosie becomes unattractive for me. She's become another person and I was missing her old-self. The quirky and fun. Not this miss-i-can-do-it-all. The worst is her words isn't funny; more crude. She's having bad temperament and keep ranting about sex and her vagina. Woman, go to doctor! I'm so done with her.

Another problem is Henry. He supposed to be honest with her. This is the first time they're together as a lovers but they really have BAD COMMUNICATION. Henry becomes too soft around Rosie. He wish to be the best first boyfriend for her will backfire anytime. This woman needs firm control and she's about to lose it. She needs attention because she's not a pet when you could feed and leave. Why you have to stress yourself and didn't share with your partner? Well, in this case his partner is kinda a wrecking ball. Not reliable at all.

I'm not bitter but this is a honesty from my view. I didn't like the jokes or maybe I couldn't understand. But she's impolite and rude, sometimes. Again I didn't really know much about pregnant woman and their hormones but in Rosie's case it was really scary. Their jokes are really out of control or my comfort zone. Also the incident in the office part, that was really embarrassing in many levels. In the end, I didn't enjoy this as much as the previous. So frustrating to deal with this immature couple.

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2,907 reviews323 followers
April 12, 2016
The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn
4.5 stars!!!

“Love to her is a grandiose emotion that needs to be expressed in a way only an eleven-million-dollar production can accomplish.”


This is the conclusion to The Virgin Romance Novelist and Meghan Quinn certainly begins how she left off. Sometimes you just “get” someone and I am totally akin to Meghan Quinn’s hilarious sense of humour that is at times, close to the knuckle, but is toilet humour at its finest. I have cried a river reading this book and for once it was not through sadness, I literally had tears running down my cheeks as our quirky Rosie just ran the gauntlet of life leaving battered penises and Ben Wa Balls in her wake.

In this book I had whole scenes highlighted rather than one liners, this was all about the incredibly inane and hilarious situations that Rosie finds herself in. For someone that has only just lost her virginity our girl certainly throws herself into all things sexual while still holding onto her cute and adorable naivety. Rosie was a character you just want to be best friends with and give the hugest hugs while taking a step back just in case something went wrong. Even the most of innocuous of situations seemed to have hilarious consequences for our Calamity Jane.

“I had sexual intercourse, I did the dirty, I performed the sexuals, I horizontally twerked it. Basically what happened was penis met vagina and had one hell of a party down at pleasure palace.”


But it is this cute and quirkiness that totally envelop Rosie into your heart and you cannot help but welcome her with open arms. Penning her first novel while still finding her sexual prowess in the bedroom with her beau, Henry, we really see her insecurities in full force. Rosie cannot see why someone as handsome and sexy as Henry would be interested in her and Henry was the same, why would his best friend of years, who was so adorable, a hopeless romantic, naïve, honest and gorgeous want to be with him? These two had a lot of relationship lessons to learn but you just knew that the journey would be fraught with hilarious antics and misunderstandings, but these two were honestly so well suited.

“*Underwear Symbol* + *Nose Symbol* = 4EVA *Heart symbol*”


The bachelorette party for Rosie’s best friend, Delaney, was another sight for sore eyes, tears galore and enough “cum” to last a lifetime but it is these situations that were so relatable and just really showcased Meghan Quinn in all her crazy glory. And our cat, Sir Licks-a-lot, brought many a fun scene, the pin the penis is a scene I will forever laugh about.

“Watch out, ladies. It’s time this penis gets whacked off.”


This is one author I would love to meet, after all, these books are based on the woman herself. If this series is anything to go by there would never be a dull moment. It must be hard to put yourself on the pages like that but I think that is why this series has worked so well. It was honest and real and it is this that really has you laughing out loud as you know that is based on fact and not fiction. In fact you are laughing at Meghan Quinn herself. So all I can say, if you want a belly aching laugh, then this series is definitely for you, if you need a pick me up…this book is for you…if you want to pee yourself laughing…this book is for you…if you never want to be able to watch Titanic again without peeing yourself laughing…this book is for you. So with love and boob squeezes I’m out, just read it.

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691 reviews27 followers
April 12, 2016
Although this book can be read as a standalone, I HIGHLY recommend you reading The Virgin Romance Novelist first. Not only will you have missed out on some great humor, you'll miss out on the backstory of Rosie and Henry's relationship.

Now that I have that out of the way, I just want to say how much I've missed Rosie and Henry. Their lives are just full of humor, embarrassing situations and awesome friends. Add in a sadistic cat who has no qualms about pleasuring himself and torturing others, and you are in for a hilarious ride!

However, what really stole my heart this book was Henry. We get his POV as well as Rosie's and I didn't realize how much I needed it until I got it. As I'm writing this review, I went back to look at highlights and almost all of them are from or about him. Right away he melted me.

"You're so fucking beautiful; do you know that?" Henry asked, starting me in the eyes. "Every day, I wake up with you in my arms, thanking whoever wants to listen for letting you be mine."

Swoon. Seriously, swoon. His love is undying and honest. I could go on and on.

I also really enjoyed the banter between Rosie, Henry, Delaney and Derk. It seems that have no boundaries, which I love.

Overall, I enjoyed this book. It grew my love for Henry and gave me some deep belly laughs. There were just a few things that kept me from giving 5 stars but it would give away some things so we can just chalk it up to personal preference.

Meghan is one of my go to authors. If she writes it, I read it. I can't wait to see what she does next!

*ARC kindly provided in exchange for an honest review*
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2,346 reviews225 followers
June 6, 2016
Brilliant, just brilliant. Meghan has fast become one of my favourite authors with her quirky sense of humour and antics which shine through in this book perfectly. This is the second book in this series and I highly recommend you read book one first.

We met Rosie in the first aptly titled book of this series and it seems since trading in her v card that Rosie definitely lives up to this title of this book. It’s a hilarious journey to go on with this character as she is determined to learn fast and quick, though romance novel sex scenes are probably not the best source but they definitely lend to the humour.

I loved the dual POV of this story and getting to hear from Henry in this book as I was a little on the fence about him in the first book but he came through good in the end. I think he deserves a medal for dealing with all the crazy lol.

Another brilliantly delivered hilarious book from this author that I can’t recommend highly enough is you are looking for a fun laugh out loud read.
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134 reviews10 followers
August 23, 2016
In this sequel to The Virgin Romance Novelist, once again, Rosie constantly embarrassed herself in comical ways. Normally, I don't like my heroine to be the comedy of others, but surprisingly I love Rosie. This book works for me. All these "tragedies" that happened upon Rosie are so relatable although these are the worst scenarios that anyone can think of to happen on them on their highlights of the day.
All in all I love Rosie, I love Sir licks a lot, I love Henry, I love this book, I love Meghan Quinn!!
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541 reviews25 followers
August 26, 2016
Ugh. After reading the first book, I already know that Rosie is naive, bordering stupid. But this book just proved that she is a bit stupid, a bit crazy. Her antics are over the top, often unbelievable. I only laughed once, which I think is bad considering this is a romantic comedy. Henry became a doormat. Ugh. And it felt that the author wrote a fictionalized autobiography about a girl who wrote a fictionalized autobiography. (Did that make sense?)
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May 14, 2019
There were some pretty funny laugh out loud parts, but Lordy she wore me out with her insecurities, being naive and truly at times, just plain stupid acting. It got old fast.
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April 13, 2016
The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn ~ 5 Stars

It finally happened, I lost my virginity. Cue applause and cheers.

For a while life was all rainbows and kittens prancing in a sky full of cotton candy clouds…that was until the demands of the real world set in.

My best friend is getting married and she asked me to be her maid of honor. She’s not worried about flowers, or the dress, or the food at the venue. No, she’s worried about the bachelorette party, what kind of penis crown she will wear, and the nipple size of the stripper who will be attending.

I’m in way over my head trying to balance life with a boyfriend, planning a penis party, and writing my romance novel. Something is bound to give.

This is my life after my happily ever after…


*** This review may contain some spoilers if you have not read The Virgin Romance Novelist!!!

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“*Underwear Symbol* + *Nose Symbol* = 4EVA *Heart symbol*”


OMG! SQUEEZE your legs together ladies!!! or wear depends.   The QUEEN of Romantic Comedy MEGHAN QUINN IS BACK!!!! I finished this book in one day and seriously guys I LOVED IT.  It was delightful, wicked, and so funny. I was laughing so hard I startled my children.  They had the look on their faces that the mom had gone completely insane
 
“I mean do you have a lot of sex, like… during the day?”
“When I’m at work, I don’t’ typically f**k under my desk, but when I get home, yeah.  What’s you getting at?”

 
If you read the first book you know that Rosie and Henry were best friends turned lover's romance.  Here is a recap - Rosie was a virgin trying to write a romance novel and can’t seem to write past a sex scene thanks to her lack of experience. Rosie’s best friends encouraged her to go out and gain some real life practice through multiple dating facets such as blind dates, online profiles, and random hookups. And so a series of sh*t gone wrong because of course for Rosie, losing her virginity is tougher than expected.

This book is the continuation of Rosie and Henry story as a couple.  I highly recommend you read The Virgin Romance Novelist first – I promised you it will make you laugh and it’s really CUTE love story… but if you have not you can still read this one.  Meghan threw in a small summary here and there from the first book so I promise you will not be lost.  This plot is about Rosie and Henry blissful boy friend/ girl friend relationship and how they deal with the ups and downs.  They are now dating for about 2 months.  The two were assigned maid of honor and best friend to their friend’s wedding.   Rosie’s best friend Delaney is a bridezilla high on drugs to put it lightly .  She has high demands from the maid of honor to throw a perfect over the top bachelorette party which causes Rosie some major stress.  Meanwhile, Henry was up for a promotion but he had to compete with a female for the position; but’s not just any female – this one is Henry’s sexy ex and more importantly Rosie’s biggest enemy.  You see the drama there, don’t you????.  Well, this new project entails many late nights working in the office with the said ex.  So with the new found relationship and busy schedule, Rosie and Henry’s relationship suffers.  Adding to that for some unknown reason, Rosie was gaining some weight and insecurity was eating at her.  Rosie thinks Henry is too good to be true – so can their relationship survive?  Well of course they did!!!! :))This book is a romcom with a HEA guys. Get cozy on the couch with some wine, relax and just enjoy the ride. Feel free to wear depends - YOU WILL NEED IT :)
 
Now that we got that out of the way, I really love the personality Meghan put in each of her characters.  I feel like I can relate to the characters, especially Rosie.  Of course some of the things Rosie did were over the top but over all she is someone you can relate to.   Sometimes she is insecure, she makes mistakes and she has diarrhea mouth – all of us have suffered some of this humiliation at one point in our life right? me at least :) …..I think Meghan is the queen of romcom.  She has the ability to turn a fairly normal person like myself into a hot mess falling off my chair with tears rolling down my cheeks, holding my stomach from laughing so hard – Yup! That was me.  This book is seriously hilarious. Some of the inappropriate situations were over the top comical - I was hysterical.  I read several books from her and I LOVED them all.  I think Meghan is freaking funny and I totally get her.  
 
I was curious the whole time though if Meghan was like her character Rosie (don’t shoot me Meghan) – quirky, funny, sweet and just adorable. Or in fact this book is written about Meghan herself? After all, the character Rosie wrote her first romance novel and the heroine’s name was Meghan. 
 
“He would forever go down in history as the best book boyfriend, ever.  No questions asked.”
*Were you talking about anyone in particular Ms. Meghan? Wink wink wink ...
 
Well, Ms. Meghan. You did it again girl!!!… What a picture-perfect ending to the series!  LOVE LOVE LOVE it. This book is light-hearted, hilarious, sweet, full of witty dialogues, loyal friendships and a ton of love.  My heart is doing a happy dance … Excuse me while I go and purr in the corner like Sir Licks-a-Lot too…. Well minus the licks a lot part :) hah!
 
Just READ IT guys!  ROMCOM at it’s best!!!! I can't recommended this enough.

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1,071 reviews13 followers
April 26, 2016
I received an advance copy of this book in exchange for an honest review.

**If you haven't read The Virgin Romance Novelist, now is the time to stop reading.**

Well, Rosie and the gang are back. She has found her happily ever after with her best friend Henry and things are awesome. But at the same time, things are not that great. Rosie is in charge of Delaney's bachelorette party and has no idea what she is doing, Henry is working extremely long hours in the hopes that he can win a promotion (one that Rosie knows nothing about), Sir-Licks-A-Lot is now driving both Rosie and Henry crazy, and something is not quite right with Rosie.

But Rosie is still Rosie. She is still getting into crazy situations that make you either laugh or cringe. Or maybe even both. I know there were times when the second hand embarrassment was just too much. That poor girl gets herself into situations that no one should ever be in. She is also still working on her romance novel and has found an ally in another writer. She helps Rosie with her writing and gives her the confidence she needs to get started in the book world. I liked this part of the book...I was wondering how that aspect of her life was going to work out and it was nice that she had someone to guide her through it.

No let's talk about Henry for a second. That man should be nominated for sainthood. Going in, I already loved him, but what he dealt with in this story propelled him into the book boyfriend hall of fame. (That should totally exist.) Seriously, that man has the patience of a saint. But what he and Rosie have is true love and that can conquer anything.
Out of breath, I rested my forehead on her shoulder and her hand went instinctively to my hair, where she played with the short strands on the back of my neck.

“I love you,” I whispered. “So damn much.”

“I love you, too.” She sighed and said, “Is it still weird for you to think that we are a couple?”

She asked that question often; I wasn’t sure why because to me, being with Rosie was the most natural and honest relationship I’d ever experienced.

I lifted my head from her shoulder and pressed it against her forehead. My lips quickly pecked hers and I said, “Rosie, I’ve never felt more comfortable or in love with another human being than I do with you. Our relationship isn’t weird to me; it’s natural, logical, and essential to my well-being.”

“How did I get so lucky?” she asked, shifting to the side to look at the clock. I was about to answer her when she screamed right in my ear.

Bringing my hand to my broken eardrum to prevent any further damage, I asked, “What the hell, love?”

Without saying a word, she pointed to my side of the bed. I turned to find Sir Licks-a-Lot, leg extended in the air, toes spread, and his tongue very slowly and methodically licking his little kitty balls.

I turned back to Rosie, so beyond disturbed with the sight to the side of us. “Was he there the whole time?”

“I don’t think we want to know the answer to that question.”

We both looked at him again, watching him continue to swat himself with his mini sandpaper tongue.

I shivered and said, “Why is he purring? Does he ever purr?”

“Not that I’m aware of.” Rosie paused for a second before saying, “Why does he always stare at you? I think he might have a crush on you. Maybe you give off some kind of kitty pheromone.”

“I have been known to attract the pussies.”
Ha! That damn cat. There are so many laughs in this book thanks to Sir-Licks-A-Lot. He may be a devil cat, but he provides lots of entertainment.

If you have read and enjoyed The Virgin Romance Novelist, you will want to pick this one up. And if for some reason you haven't read it and are still reading this review, scroll down, one click it, read it, then do the same for this book. You won't be disappointed.
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