Guy N. Smith doesn’t get good press — and at first glance, rightly so. His books have flimsy, poorly woven plots, cardboard characters, unintentionally funny tropes, and a crude, simplistic style. Anyone looking for "Good Literature", "Refinement", "Elegant Prose" or well crafted plot twists should steer well clear of his novels.
But that’s not the task Smith sets for himself. He consciously creates so-called pulp horror (he classifies his own books as “nasties”) — escapist Grand Guignol-style horror fun, full of violence, guts, gore, cheap thrills, and brutal sex. And if you’re aware of those assumptions going in, you might end up having a hell of a good time.
Here we go, then — "The Graveyard Vultures", the first volume in the series about exorcist Mark Sabat.
What a character this Sabat is! I mean, really :-) After some homosexual experiences in his youth (!!!), he becomes a priest (!!!), only to abandon the clergy, disgusted by its hypocrisy, and join the SAS (!!!), which he later leaves partly due to the “dark powers” radiating from him, and partly due to a sex scandal involving his commanding officer’s wife (!!!). Sabat’s sexual appetite is enormous, and if he doesn’t have a partner handy, he happily (with the enthusiasm of a teenage boy!) pleasures himself.
Rock and roll, baby — no matter what Smith writes, with a character like this it’s gonna be wild.
And it is :-)
"The Graveyard Vultures" opens with a duel between Sabat and his dark brother Quentin — a scene so comical it’s reminiscent of Indiana Jones facing the Arab swordsman. Sabat enters the battle armed with exorcisms, firm faith, a crucifix, and garlic (vampires?), but when none of it works… he pulls out a pistol and kills his brother with a few well-aimed shots! LOL — how can you not burst out laughing?
What follows is a rather decent occult horror tale, in the vein of Dennis Wheatley’s novels ("The Devil Rides Out", etc.). A satanic cult is thriving in an English village. During a ritual, the cultists attempt to resurrect a long-dead sorcerer using acts of necrophilia and the murder of a prostitute. Mark Sabat (now with a split personality, as his evil brother’s soul has entered him) arrives to foil their plans. He exorcises the cursed cemetery, rapes captured cultist women (yikes), makes astral pacts with deities (a surprisingly cool touch), and in the end defeats the cult leader (the rest of the cultists, as far as I can tell, are slaughtered by Satan himself).
Everything in this novel works like clockwork. There’s violence, there’s horror, there’s a ton of sex (hilariously over-the-top whenever Sabat gets into his solo acts), and there’s Sabat himself — a compelling, ambiguous figure (at the novel’s end, Sabat accidentally kills a motorcyclist in a traffic accident and feels zero guilt, merely commenting: “Well, tough luck for the guy”).
It’s all in the style of those sensational European horror flicks from the 1970s.
Meaning? Not a shred. Higher values? Zilch. But for pure, brain-resetting pulp joy — there’s plenty.