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The Big Book of Being Rude: 7000 Slang Insults
More than 6,000 insulting phrases for that special comeback-or just to savor for their delicious wit! From over 1,000 ways to call somebody a fool, to hundreds of little-known terms for know-it-alls, egotists, flatterers, and nags, to below-the-belt, politically incorrect zingers, this is true glee for the clever and catty.
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384 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 2001
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June 22, 2024
There are some gems hidden in here but much of what pass for "insults" here are just various forms of discrimination: ageism, classism, homophobia, racism, sexism, transphobia, you name it. A more honest title would leave out the subtitle and the table of contents could stand to be re-organized as follows: Insults, Slurs, Epithets, etc. It's frankly shocking that this was printed as-is as recently as 2000. Then again, it was published in London...
March 8, 2015
[Not safe for work]
My favorite insult from this book: "Go to hell and help your mother make bitch pie!"
A few of these made me laugh out loud:
* In the 19th century, someone who worried excessively was a fret-kidney.
* "A woman who dissects her acquaintances over tea and muffins" was a muffin-walloper. In African-American slang of the 1940s, a gossipy woman was a gatemouth.
* In 1980s college slang, a misfit was a penis wrinkle.
* In 1940s African-American slang, a thin woman was a straight-up six o'clock girl.
* In 1970s U.S. college-campus slang, a woman who looks attractive by night but not in daylight is a night fighter.
* In the 1600s, a drunkard was an afternoon man or a fuddlecap.
* To 1950s Australians, the type of person who cannot drink without becoming obstreperously drunk was a one-pot screamer.
* In Glasgow, Scotland, in the late 1800s, a child who could eat its weight in groceries was a breadsnapper.
* A synonym for "rich person" in the late 1800s was a turkey-buyer.
* To African Americans in the 1940s and 1950s, a police officer in a patrol vehicle was the man who rides the screaming gasser and one on foot was the man with the headache stick. But to gay people in the 1980s, a cop was our friend with the talking brooch.
* A teacher is an alphabet slinger or a chalk-and-talker.
My favorite insult from this book: "Go to hell and help your mother make bitch pie!"
A few of these made me laugh out loud:
* In the 19th century, someone who worried excessively was a fret-kidney.
* "A woman who dissects her acquaintances over tea and muffins" was a muffin-walloper. In African-American slang of the 1940s, a gossipy woman was a gatemouth.
* In 1980s college slang, a misfit was a penis wrinkle.
* In 1940s African-American slang, a thin woman was a straight-up six o'clock girl.
* In 1970s U.S. college-campus slang, a woman who looks attractive by night but not in daylight is a night fighter.
* In the 1600s, a drunkard was an afternoon man or a fuddlecap.
* To 1950s Australians, the type of person who cannot drink without becoming obstreperously drunk was a one-pot screamer.
* In Glasgow, Scotland, in the late 1800s, a child who could eat its weight in groceries was a breadsnapper.
* A synonym for "rich person" in the late 1800s was a turkey-buyer.
* To African Americans in the 1940s and 1950s, a police officer in a patrol vehicle was the man who rides the screaming gasser and one on foot was the man with the headache stick. But to gay people in the 1980s, a cop was our friend with the talking brooch.
* A teacher is an alphabet slinger or a chalk-and-talker.
July 7, 2015
I don't mind general insults, and some can be fun. I draw the line at listing names about personal appearance, disability and race. Not my cup of tea, but it is a well organized list with drawings to illustrate.
June 23, 2008
Really fun book to flip through when you need to let off steam.
Beware, after you read a few pages you will be laughing so hard, and thinking of a bunch people you could use the slang on.
Beware, after you read a few pages you will be laughing so hard, and thinking of a bunch people you could use the slang on.
August 1, 2012
This was definitely my personality. In fact, it was a gift!
December 30, 2012
it's 'bog-book'..in other words to be read while on the 'john' _
August 13, 2016
Need a good laugh? This book covers it all!
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