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269 pages, Kindle Edition
First published June 13, 2015



"Because everything is better with cheese. Life is better with cheese.

"The blaring gaiety.."

"Now, unhand my canoe."
"I threw the shovel down- the temptation to hit him with it too great - and made a beeline for the bastard in the green shirt."
".. a nose that looked like it'd been punched one too many times- but not nearly enough."
"Ed, I've been using you for your mechanical skills. I don't want you. I'm not interested in you, I'm not attracted to you, and I don't want to go out with you. I don't want you to ask me how I am or bring me beers or do me favors. I just want you to leave me alone. Please.


"Was it irresponsible of me not to have gathered the last name of my lover? Probably.


