Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the ‘tingler’; a story so sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than this explicit collection is for you.
MY BILLIONAIRE TRICERATOPS CRAVES GAY ASS
Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of being a dancer.
Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love.
GAY T-REX LAW FIRM: EXECUTIVE BONER
When Donny lands a job at Jurassic Law, the world’s leading T-rex law firm, he’s absolutely thrilled. Unfortunately, after just one day it quickly becomes clear that Donny’s new position entails more than just legal work.
Soon Donny makes the deal of a lifetime and finds himself contractually bound into a gay T-rex gangbang that gives new meaning to the term, “dinosaur bones.”
SPACE RAPTOR BUTT INVASION
Space can be a lonely place, especially when you’re stationed by yourself on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn’t quite sure that can last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious visitor appears at Lance’s terraforming station, he quickly realizes that he might not be so alone after all.
Soon enough, Lance becomes close with this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship into something much, much more sensual.
Chuck Tingle is a mysterious force of energy behind sunglasses and a pink mask. He is also an anonymous author of romance, horror, and fantasy. Chuck was born in Home of Truth, Utah, and now splits time between Billings, Montana and Los Angeles, California. Chuck writes to prove love is real, because love is the most important tool we have when resisting the endless cosmic void. Not everything people say about Chuck is true, but the important parts are.
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Volume One of Chuck's Dinosaur Tinglers compiles three previously available stories; My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass, Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner, and Space Raptor Butt Invasion. If you're unfamiliar with the brilliant Chuck Tingle and his plethora of tinglers, I'm not sure how you're accessing this review from the space beneath the rock you've been living under for however long. In the first of these three tinglers, Jeremy receives a call out of the blue from Oliver, his former pet triceratops, now an exotic dancer who made billions from sports betting. An evening of expensive dinner instead becomes a gay, erotic encounter in Jeremy's New York apartment. The second tale tells us of Donny's first day at the T-Rex law firm, where he'd just gotten hired as a secretary. Seeking prestige and a better paycheck, Donny soon gets more than he signed up for as he learns just what sort of animals he's working for when an indecent proposal crosses his desk. The final tale introduces us to Lance, an astronaut, just as he begins his solo, year-long mission on an alien planet undergoing terraforming to provide humans with a new home and salvation from a dying Earth. Little does he know that a velociraptor astronaut from Earth 2 is also on a similar mission. A friendship borne of mutual loneliness soon becomes a steamy affair, as Lance and Orion discover a new way to pass the time that has nothing to do with playing ping-pong. In true Tingle fashion, these three stories are short, sweet, and smutty. The erotic elements are graphic in detail and ridiculous in content, which is precisely what Dr. Chuck Tingle excels at bringing to the table. In his life's mission of showing his readers and fans that love is real, he often goes to extremes that guarantee one will not soon forget the experience of joining him on a tingling journey.
I want to give it 5 stars because it's fucking lizard porn, you can't really take it seriously. And the amount of spelling errors made it even funnier. My only problem with it is that it's the same story, just with 3 different dinos. I mean it's surprisingly well written smut. But still. The same things happen in all three.
So here's the deal: it isn't good so much as it is fun. As long as you are willing to suspend criticism and any puritanical nonsense that you cling to like a homesick abortion, any of Chuck Tingle's short tales can be a fount of cheap entertainment.
The definition of short and sweet... or is that short and salty given the content of this book? Either way the stories are what you could call so bad they're good! Hilarious even! At just over 30 pages, and containing 3 stories its definitely short, but worth the read if you're after a laugh/ confused arousal at the hands of gay dino/human butt sex XD This book collects: My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner Space Raptor Butt Invasion.
I think Billionaire Triceratops was my favourite of the 3, definitely made me laugh the hardest!
To sum up, the works of Dr. Tingle enclosed within this literature are worth the read but not to be taken too seriously. Short but salty, and a great way to enjoy half an hour of your free time. Well worth the read! And makes for a great gift (as someone on thw receiving end, I can vouch for that!)
Now go buy this (and his orher works) and enjoy a good 'tingler'!