As soon as I read that one of the characters asked if Harry was insane, that he was pretending to rob the store, and his partner said to watch, that it got better I was like oh boy. I could see where it was going. And sure enough, it was lame. It was going for funny and missed. Harry came off as stupid and that shouldn't have happened.
"What do you mean I can't hit this place? You got some kind of agreement with the owner says you're the only ones can rip him off?"
"Damn, you shot this guy in the ass. What, were you afraid he was going to sit on you?" Harry laughed uproariously at his own joke."
"Screw you. I'm here now! What gives you the right to come in here ten minutes too early and screw up my job anyway?"
I pictured this fool laughing like crazy over a stupid joke.
It was funny though when one of the robbers said he didn't look like a professional because he was wearing a suit that looked like he slept in it.
"Oh," Harry said quietly. "Perfect. Now you're slamming me for getting caught in the rain." He began to shout again. "When I planned this job, I didn't plan for it to rain, all right? Can you give me a fucking break here—”
It was so annoying to hear about this baby out of nowhere. Alexandra volunteers at the hospital and works with unwanted babies. I guess that was supposed to make her likable. There was no mention of her wanting to adopt a baby with a heart defect. I don't care. It's good in real life. I don't want to read a book about. I'm reading a romance. I want romance.
I find it incredibly aggravating when romance authors throw reality and professionalism out the window because the heroine has to be sooo good-looking. The first instant she meets Harry (and could he have sounded worse? His partner was the height of fashion and our guy wore a rain slicker, had messy hair, a nose too big and rounded, and rumpled clothes) he was staring at her body. Come the f on. He's an FBI agent. On a case to take down a mob leader. And he's staring at her body like he's picking her up in a bar. He's working for f's sake.
And omg. Quickest way to make a woman unlikable.
"She knew what he saw, knew he liked what he saw. With her movie-star-perfect features and softly lidded blue eyes, with her thick blonde hair and perfectly proportioned body, with her elegant clothes and perfectly applied makeup, she was a 15 on a scale from one to ten. She was drop-dead beautiful."
Brockmann, there is no such thing as perfect. Not one person on this earth is perfect. Much less everything about their looks. And already she had used the word perfect 3 times to describe Alessandra.
And why don't you take those looks to the big screen then? Why waste it away volunteering at the hospital? If you're going to make the best-looking human being in creation than share her good looks by giving her a profession in the public. Why have her waste away in little Farmingdale? And how many women do you know, regular, everyday women that can claim to be off the charts, out of this world beautiful, a 15 out of 10? I'll give you some time to think about that one.
"Too beautiful to have any friends."
Wtf does that mean? Looks like looks aren't everything then, are they? And are you saying beautiful people should naturally have a bunch of friends, and ugly people aren't expected to have any? What do looks have to do with having friends??
"But he wanted her. Yes, if she had held out her hand, he would've taken it and followed her right upstairs. No further questions."
Because you're so irresistible? Does she think everyone with a penis would go off with her as soon as they look at her? Don't like her. And what does that say about him, that he's investigating her husband's very recent death and would have sex with her the first time he laid eyes on her? Scratch that, don't like either one of them.
I hate the sordid bullcrap authors put in there that's totally unnecessary. His partner George dates exotic dancers and we got to hear in detail about him at the strip club, watching a woman dance and gyrate and expose her perfectly formed breasts. It's so disgusting it makes me want to vomit.
Books shouldn't piss you off, but that's exactly what this did. Idk how many books I've come across where authors write sick shit about men getting with women that look like their ex-wives. Nicole came to the club and saw one of the dancers, and George said she's good, isn't she? What a jerk. Then she saw Kim, who has the same hair and looks like her and knows he's getting with someone that looks like her but does sexy crap, so she punched him, which he deserved. He told her sex with FBI agents sucked, which he lied about, but he said he's with Kim for the sex. How disgusting. And I was so pissed that he had sex with Kim that night--after what he talked about with Nicole, he saw that she was sad, she found out that he was dating a dancer that looked like her, which is sick, so how could he be with her after that? It served him right that she was using him for Michael Trotta. And were we supposed to feel sorry for her that she got caught up with a man like that and had to sleep with George even though she didn't like his type? Uh, that's laughable.
I came to really hate how it was written in short scenes. I hate when books are written in scenes and not straightforward chapters. And I really hate when authors put you in too may point of views. There was George, then his slutty, double crossing Kim, and Harry's son (and it should've been specified on the back that he still had kids. A 14 year old son and a 4 year old daughter. Only one of his kids died and it should've said that). They all lasted just a few pages and it was so annoying how we'd cut to a new scene. Find a way to bridge them together so it flows continuously and isn't so stop and start.
62 ..her body damn near perfect.
63 Her breasts were small but perfect..
“That left only her world-class body and perfect, beautiful face, with her perfect, beautiful, empty blue eyes.”
Alessandra was so freaking unlikable. And this plot, omg. Michael threatens to kill her if she didn't find the $1 million her husband stole from him in 24 hours. So she "smartly" put together that it was hidden under the azalea bush, the one she crazily set on fire because her husband loved it, found the money and turned it over to him. But he has her house blown up, which didn't make any sense because he'd gotten his money back. So only then is she put into protective custody as this mystery was explored. Harry and the FBI planned to use her as bait to draw Michael out and didn't tell Alessandra that.
You think someone that just got their house blown up and had a near-death experience would be in touch with what really matters. Not our gal Alessandra. No, she's requesting that the government buy her not one, not two, but three types of lotion. One for day with a sunblock, one for night, and one for hands. You know, the important stuff. She had a list a mile long, one item being a book. It almost makes me snort the way authors make their characters readers, when it's totally uncharacteristic of them to read. Yeah, I can really see supermodel Alessandra claiming a book is a need.
"He was married, and she--she was only a temptation. Forget about the possibility of forming a simple friendship. She was too beautiful for that. Men--even married men--either wanted to posses her or to keep their distance. There was no in-between."
Hahaha.
Every time she mentioned "baby Jane" it was completely random, did not fit in any way. It felt like the author was putting it in there because she thought she had to, that readers would cry foul if Alessandra wasn't thinking of her. It wasn't natural or believable in any way. And I'll tell you what else it wasn't: it wasn't needed. Alessandra had a divorce, a dead husband, death threats from the mob, a blown-up house, FBI guards, and the witness protection program to deal with. One thing this plot didn't need was a baby of any kind, esp one with a defect. And do I really feel any emotion when we've never even met the baby? No. How could she think of a baby at a time like this? Why would we care about a baby we've never met when all of this other life threatening stuff was going on? This is a classic example of taking on too much.
It was so incredibly sick that he snuck away to call Kim on a pay phone and she was promising to do stuff to him and he's all full of list and can't wait for the week to pass, knew he would close his eyes with her and picture Nicki. Ew. Nicki totally deserves someone better than a scumbag hooking up with a slut that looks like them.
When she said "If loving that baby makes me crazy then I definitely am" I wanted to vomit.
127 "She was far too perfect to kiss."
129 ..makeup perfectly applied.
..t-shirt that showed off her perfect body.
132 a small furrow creased her perfect brow
133 her perfectly manicured fingernails
143 It was sheer perfection, and he came into contact with sheer perfection so infrequently in his life..
144 his hand was still against the perfect smoothness of her back.
Is there no body part this author wouldn't apply the word perfect to?
So stupid how Alessandra was mad that the FBI put her life in danger, when she had been wanting to call Michael the entire time and go back home. That made her hypocritical and stupid. She was a complete dumbass for wanting to call a mob man, thinking there must have been some kind of mistake that he was still trying to kill her after she handed over the money. What. An. Idiot.
157 "He liked that she snored. Liked that beneath her facade was a real, flawed human being."
Oh, were you trying to make a flawed character? I missed it with all the perfect comments.
"..her perfect body tucked next to his"
And on the same page that the author tried to claim she was flawed! Bahaha
Ivo, Michael's henchman, showed up in the store for a shoot-out and the FBI gives up like there's no way to identify him and because Alessandra and Harry aren't credible witnesses that there's nothing to pin Michael with. No one even mentioned the invention of these things called security cameras that are conveniently situated in shops so as to catch just such an occasion.
It was nice when George was in the hospital after his surgery and had asked for Nicole, wanted her there. That's why it made me so mad that Harry told the agents to call Kim, and when George expected Nicole to walk in it was Kim instead.
"..one of the ten most beautiful women on earth.."
On earth? Dang. I guess you've met everyone on earth to make that statement?
"You make it sound as if I'm Helen of Troy? I'm not that beautiful."
I'm so f'ing sick of hearing about her f'ing looks. And her saying that admits she thinks she's beautiful, so making her be "surprised" that Harry was saying all this about looking so sexy in her clothes wasn't working. She isn't humble. She thinks she's beautiful. If it's one thing I can't stand it's people that act like they're so pretty.
"The entire outfit--if you could even call it that--made her look skinny rather than slender, her arms and wrists bony instead of elegantly graceful."
And heaven forbid your wrists don't look elegantly graceful. F those people whose wrists are always bony no matter what they wear. But not you, once you take that oversized t-shirt off you'll go back to being elegantly graceful once more and the sight of bony wrists will be but a memory.
I was so pissed off when Kim wouldn't take no for an answer and had to touch him in the hospital, and of course Nicole walked in and broke it up, knew that she'd given him a blow job.
I was so glad when the baby was adopted by someone else. It was unexpected, and I’m glad it wasn’t the fairytale ending, because no way was it realistic that she would get custody in her condition.
This book was determined to give me a heart attack. I was losing my shit as he was with Kim, who kept offering to have oral sex with them. And what pissed me off even more was that he was getting aroused. He shouldn't have wanted her there. He was embarrassed when Nicole showed up, but after she sent Kim out of the room his eyes were warm when he told her he was hoping she'd come. He said he kept wishing that Kim was Nicole when he looked at her. So, why would he go on to have Kim there, wanting to hold her and talk to her? And why the hell was she almost naked sleeping at the hospital? What kind of person gets naked at a hospital? I got so pissed off hearing about her perfect breasts. And all he wanted was to hold her and talk to her. And what did they talk about? Oral sex of course. Because that's all she can do. Anyone give a shit about why she doesn't like having regular intercourse and can only do oral? I know I don't. Who writes this shit? Instead of romance go right to gutter trash.
"Her relentless belief that she was imperfect was her biggest imperfection."
wtf. This is a complete joke. Having someone comment on their looks every second of the day isn't leading me to believe they're imperfect. She thinks she's perfect and Harry commenting on everything about her being perfect isn't leading me to believe that he thinks she's imperfect either.
I only got this because it was a bodyguard story. I knew better than to read this author. I don’t like her characters or her plots and I don’t enjoy romance authors that don’t actually write out full sex scenes in great detail. This is so lacking in that department, so it’s too much romantic suspense.
I wasn’t attracted to Harry, didn’t like his looks or him. And if Alessandra was so beautiful, why did she get with him? I didn’t understand the attraction. He sounded like a slob. Hardly showered, rarely changed his clothes, looked haggard, bags under his eyes, barely slept, wore wrinkled clothing and his hair was always a mess. Yeah, I understand what she saw in him. The scene where his son Shaun said he didn’t want him for a dad and wanted Marge to adopt him (Harry’s not really step-sister) Harry just left the scene, wanted to leave before even Alessandra could get in the car, took off as soon as she got in and drove like a madman, speeding and driving recklessly. Then when she said she didn’t want to die in the car and commented on the speed, he told her she could get the f out if she didn’t like it, and actually ended up dropping her off at a restaurant. And when he asked if the dog scared her that much, and she held up her hand and said “No, I always shake like this,” and he said he liked “her attitude, her bitchiness, if you will.” No, we will not. Just because she’s standing up for herself doesn’t make her a bitch. I’m shocked a woman actually wrote that.
This should come with a trash warning. A side character was hooking up with a stripper at every opportunity. He had sex more than the main characters. Literally every time they were together they did it. The scene where he taught her to enjoy sex made me want to hit something. George was actually crying that he was sharing the experience with her and giving her something she’d never had. As if I care about the slutty stripper who doesn’t like sex. As if I was rooting for her to get with George. The only good thing I can say that came out of it was George kicking her out of his house after she ratted him out to Michael. And I despised George even more because he knew the entire time she was in league with Michael and using him, and was using her too, purposely talking on the phone knowing she would hear and run back to Michael with the info and end up right where the FBI wanted him. When he said that he loved Kim I almost lost it. And she was in love with him and jealous of Nicole, saw their photo album and found out that they had been married, and was mad at George thinking he was cheating on her. She knew he wasn’t over his ex. And by the way, you spend an entire book having George talk about Nicole every day, trying to make her jealous (which is such a low thing to do by sleeping with another woman, esp a stripper that looks like her, and making asshole comments that Kim can cook, and sew, and they’re having kinky, wild sex—he was disgusting, a real asshole) wanting her to come when he was hurt, wishing that Kim was Nicole—and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, at the end, he realized he’d been over her for some time and that he loved Kim, and now had to get over her too. And I was so mad that Kim escaped charges for working with Michael. She deserved to go to jail for that crime. Alessandra and Harry could have been killed. He actually threatened Nicole's job if she didn't drop charges on Kim. And solely blamed Nicole for Harry and Alessandra being in danger. He was the one that told her where they were, and his slut ratted them out. So it's all 3 of their faults, not just Nicole for not having enough backup.
The ending was completely annoying. I just wanted it to be over. After all the crap we go through, there was still yet more crap. After the wild ride with Harry being mad about his kids, he dropped her off and she got a job cleaning houses. They were fighting and not speaking but Harry was following her around all day, a bad feeling about things and wanting to protect her. I was so sick of hearing about him being tired and slovenly-looking, living in the car, not eating and everything. It made him sound like a hobo, not an FBI agent. Ivo came to town, found her and there's a car chase in which Alessandra was convinced that Harry had set her up again, and no matter how many times he told her he hadn't, she didn't believe him. So they were fighting as they were running for their lives. But then all of a sudden he asks her to marry him as they're on the cliffside being shot at and have to go in a raging river to escape. Great time for that. And we don't even get the scene with the river, it's skipped over and we come to to them at the FBI office in Colorado. Where there's a convenient picture of the FBI agent, the Mexican that Alessandra met at Michael's when he threatened her life, he had been bleeding and told her to help him. It turns out he was killed and they can pin that murder on Michael now. That's why he put such a high price on Alessandra, she has proof that he killed an FBI agent. The epilogue was totally unsatisfying. It was in his son's POV. I can't stand when authors don't have us with the main characters. Like we are about his son. They had to leave town for their safety, but Michael was killed in prison (conveniently) and it's been 4 years since they were in town. Michael's acting and he meets Mindy McBlubbers or something that he used to call her, but now of course she's hot and in shape and gives him his phone #, because she's so forgiving and makes a stupid comment like I still have a crush on you. And Alessandra and Harry had adopted a baby, props for not having her be able to miraculously have a baby with Harry like most authors do. But they felt like side characters in their own book and Shaun's dating life was more important. I didn't like the ending which matched the rest of the book. Not a fan and will never read her again.
some of the typos
126 Is it more stream of consciousness?
150 Damnit
314 She done it..
338 Damnit
354 He shook his head interrupting himself.