"But if he could shake off tackles, he couldn't do the same with his sense that it was fundamentally ludicrous for thirty boys to spend eighty minutes in sweaty pursuit of what is, after all, a symbolic testicle" (129).
"Why did you have to wait till you were dead before posterity got the message?" (169).
"The only motivation he could find for writing was the one with which he had started, a compulsion to try and understand the strangeness of things, a fascination with our hardly known selves" (170).
"You choose to be moral in his absence, for your own humanist reasons. And if He is there, you must be in with a shout of getting into heaven, even if it's just by the tradesman entrance, for you at least tried to live a moral life. In fact, maybe it should be by the main door. Your attempt at goodness will have none of the impurities in it of fear or that's-what-they-told-me-to-do or all Ah'll-swap-ye-a-good-life-for-a-seat-in-heaven. It exists sheer. The only basis for morality becomes love of your kind" (208).
"Before he passed out in the chair, he drank to his relatives. All his relatives" (209).
"'Uncle Charlie. How's it goin'?'
"'How's it goin', Tam? Ah used tae unbutton two buttons and it popped out at me, ready for action. Now Ah unzip all the way down an' send in a search party. That's about exactly how it's goin', son'" (209).
"As Tam's mother once said, 'Charlie's ma brother. An' Ah love him. But Ah have to admit he could pick a fight if he was on his own in Madame Tussaud's'" (210).
*He quotes Wordsworth: "That best portion of a good man's life,/His little, nameless, unremembered acts/Of kindness and of love" (213).
"Penicillin won't cure that. And when will they invent a condom for the head?" (223).
"Out in the street eventually, he moved through the town on a private escalator. This must be what euphoria meant" (229).