This... wasn't the book for me. But I can appreciate that other people are going to love it. I read it quickly, maybe because I was determined to finish a book after so many comics. I'm not sure. But I personally did not love this. And I'm kind of sad about that. I've had pretty rotten luck with new release books this year.
So here's the thing: The blurb literally tells you pretty much everything you need to know. There is not a big mystery to figure out here. There is not some deep, emotional problem to be solved. Instead we are dealing with a family who used to be wonderful in many, many ways. And suddenly one day the family was split down the middle, with the kids on one side and the parents on the other. The father, Dale, loses his job and decides that his mediocre faith needs to be kicked into overdrive. Luckily, a mysterious "Brother John" is waiting in California for the chosen ones to come and watch the world end. All you have to do is send him all of your money and the money you get for selling all of your earthly possessions! It's all pretty standard cult happenstances, and this is NOT the first cult book I've read or heard about that have 2015 release dates, so apparently this has become a seriously hot topic. Anywho. The end of the world comes on (or around) Christmastime. ONLY IT DOESN'T COME! And thus begins our story.
***WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD! I have said all that I can say about this book without them, and this is where they enter***
I had a lot of problems with this book. And most of them stem from the relationships in this dysfunctional family. Starting with Aaron and Abigail. They're twins, I get it. But Abigail's attachment to Aaron felt almost incestuous at times (bring on the pitch forks, I'm prepared). I am probably the only one with this opinion, and that's fine. But I'm sorry, when someone comments on how attractive MY brother is, I don't immediately look at them like a monster. And seriously, as a teenager, if you're weirded out by your brother having his HUNDREDTH girlfriend, maybe you need to back off just a tad. Abigail also has flashback chapters, to show how life was "before" Brother John. And in these chapters she never mentions one friend of hers, and always focuses on her relationship and emotions towards her brother. She even gets angry with him when, whilst at a party, he tells her he's going to get a drink, and she becomes angry that he had the nerve to "leave her". This girl needs to CHILLAX. I know she's in a really tough, dark time during this book. But instead of clinging to her brother, getting angry at him for having a girlfriend, getting pissed that he is doing something without her, maybe she just needs to go with the flow a bit more.
My biggest concern, though, were their parents. Their mother's undying love for Dale surpasses anything found in a normal relationship, at least in my eyes. Throughout the entire book she goes along with whatever Dale says, which is ultimately what Brother John says as well. She does offer up blankets for the children instead of keeping them for herself, but that's where her parenting stops. She defends Dale's decisions at every turn. "Your father got us two day old croissants for breakfast for free! What a provider! He's trying so hard to take care of us!" "I know that we're living in our van, and the reason we are is because we voluntarily sold our house, but boy is your dad keeping us together as a family!" "The van was TOWED?! That's cool, you're dad says we'll be a-okay, kiddos!" And then, when she finds out that Abigail and Aaron are leaving, she admits that she wants to leave, too. What is her reason for not doing so? "Listen, Abs. I love your father for reals. He's such a good man even if he's just A LITTLE confused right now. He just loves God so much and I love him so much that I have to stay with him. But you kids go jump on a bus, ride across country to your Uncle Jake, and ask him to take care of you because your father and I are too busy living in a cult even though I see exactly what is going on while your father is blind. Oh, and CALL ME SWEETHEART!" WHAT IN THE EVER LOVING FUCK?! I cannot continue on this particular subject. Because I originally thought that Dale would be my biggest problem in this book. But it turned out to be their mother. Even after the conclusion of the story, I think that she's a selfish bitch who wants to be with the guy she loves more than she wants to take care of the children she SELFISHLY brought into the world. And I say selfishly because if she can give them up this easily, it's clear that she never loved them enough.
I am really mad now. I didn't realize how much I hated that bitch until I started writing about it.
Other problems? There is an unnecessary bad guy. He's basically there to ensure that Aaron ends up in the hospital and thus give their parents and ultimatum. Not to mention Aaron's girlfriend who seriously serves no purpose. And their friends, E and Silas, he was just along for the homeless ride. The only parts of this book that were even remotely well done were the parts surrounding the church. But even those were iffy. Because this "church" is never called a cult. Not once, by anyone. And that's CLEARLY what this is, and these are not unintelligent kids. Ugh. On top of that, how did Brother John become a name in their house when there are only thirty something members? How much money could those people possibly provide when there are billboards and radio broadcast and rent for the church and not to mention Brother John's fast food and muffins (BECAUSE THE GODLY MAN CANNOT GO HUNGRY EVEN THOUGH THE CHILDREN ARE!) How did a family in North Carolina say "Screw being Methodist! There's this guy, BROTHER JOHN in CALIFORNIA who says THE END IS NIGH! Let us give him everything and go be homeless to honor God and Brother John!"
By the way, Brother John is an obvious piece of shit. He just walks around saying "Dude, do you wanna piss off the big guy? Because THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE HEADED, YOU HELL FIEND!" And he starves people until they pass out and then he claims they received a message from God. I am so PISSED ABOUT THIS BOOK.
I cannot really continue. The relationships were the major killer. I couldn't connect with any character in this book. And the situations seemed forced most of the time. But before I REALLY start ranting (hahahah too late) I'm going to stop. Because like I said before: A lot of people are going to like this. I just didn't.
(My mood seriously changed from when I started writing this to when I finished. I actually thought about it for an hour before publishing the first time and went from two stars to one because I just couldn't justify two stars after realizing how much I HATED this book)