Unreadably pretentious.
Opening at random:
"Slavoj Zizek has written that 'Tarkovsky's cinematic texture undermines his own explicit ideological project', but I argue that Tarkovsky's only real project was precisely the creation of this cinematic texture" - well I'll leave you fellows to hash that one out because I don't know what it means.
"What seems to be at issue is neither 'objectivism' nor 'subjectivism' but the very multiplicity of perspectives, none of which is privileged as authorial, and, therefore, authoritative." - iTunes user agreement?
"The episode is significant not in its literary retelling, its symbolism or visual metaphoricity, but in its concrete saturated existence." Sounds like an episode of diarrhea more than anything.
Any time I read writing this overwritten, I seriously feel like I just walked in on the author masturbating (thank god you do too now!) Sentences like the above had me all like 'Uh, do you want me to leave?' It's such a shame to publish something that someone picks up, eager to "interact" with the writer, when in fact the writer just wants to "interact" with him- or herself.
So in conclusion, Mr Bird, why don't you want to make love to me???