Oh! Had I discovered this book before I visited the Sistine Chapel, rather than after it. On the other hand, it's possible that if I did so, I would still be in there staring up at the ceiling. The authors make *such* a marvelous case, and fill in so many supporting backstory details, that it does feel that it is absolutely open-and-shut. Nevertheless, they still responsibly dedicate the opening chapters to explain that protest art itself is a thing, and provide sterling examples, including the art already present on the walls of the sistine chapel before Master Buonarotti began his work. Once that's established in its own right, the rest of what's going on with the ceiling and the front wall is just mind-bending stuff.
In my own experience with writing a WW2 memoir on my grandfather's experiences, and reading several others as part of the preparatory process, the concept of "Now there arose up a new king over Egypt, which knew not Joseph" (Exodus 1:8) truly came to life. Michelangelo's art was subject to the whims of various rulers coming and going, with numerous edicts, with multiple close calls, and we have what we have through glorious events, accidents, and histories. Awareness of this makes absorbing this book that much of a richer experience.
I also fell in love, as it were, with Michelangelgo himself. I learned a world about him that I was ignorant about before, but my eyes were opened to his will, desires, drive, accomplishment, delicious chutzpah, and unimaginably divine talent.
When I regrettably closed the book after reading the last page, I was compelled to reach out to both authors, declaring that I had uncovered a grand detail of the ceiling that they might have overlooked. This is my letter:
"Gentlemen! I have just finished reading your marvelous book, the Sistine Secrets, and I was in thrall the whole time. Adding to the experience was the fact that I had visited the Sistine Chapel just months before. Had I read the book before my visit, I might still be there staring at the ceiling.
I think I might be able to add one more discovery that you might have overlooked, and that I'm thrilled to bring to your attention.
In the fresco "The Creation of the Sun, Moon and Vegetation," there is much conjecture around God showing his behind. Some say it's a "moon" pun, some say it's a final insult to Michelangelo's overlords, but I think what's happening is a living, artistic embodiment of Exodus 33:20-23, as follows:
"And he said, Thou canst not see my face: for there shall no man see me, and live.
And the LORD said, Behold, there is a place by me, and thou shalt stand upon a rock:
And it shall come to pass, while my glory passeth by, that I will put thee in a clift of the rock, and will cover thee with my hand while I pass by:
And I will take away mine hand, and thou shalt see my back parts: but my face shall not be seen."
Now look at the fresco carefully, and see if all this is not depicted in the painting:
1) God hides his face.
2) Four figures surround him in the margins which are in different poses of standing on a rock pedestal.
3) This is certainly God's glory passing by, and when he does, Moses is hidden from direct view!
4) Look at God's hands. Don't both look like they've just been removed from action ("take away my hand"), in opposition to the very active hands of God on the right side of the creation painting?
5) Finally, we are seeing His back parts! Artscroll and others interpret this politely as just "back," No. It's "Achorai," which almost literally means "my hindquarters."
6) "but my face shall not be seen."
I think the evidence points in the direction of my case, rather than it being the boldest jest and mockery ever. Michelangelo is merely interpreting the verses literally.
Very eager to hear your thoughts on the matter, and very pleased to perhaps have possibly added, in a small way, to your gorgeous masterwork of an investigative, revealing book.
All the best,
With admiration,
Martin Bodek"
I was so pleased when they both responded, in opposite ways! One said indeed, I may have found something, but the book alas, hath been written! The other said the Vatican itself actually raised my point, and it was already countered with their interpretation of Michelangelo's intent. I stand by my statement, and the door is not closed on the subject. I've got some research to do!