What do you think?
Rate this book
16 pages, Audible Audio
First published August 25, 2019
Everyone knows, karma's a bitch. And today her name was Tory Vega.
"Iron is made stronger in the hottest part of the fire, Seth. You didn't break me, you forged me."
"Water." Orion waved his hand and water gathered in the air before me, circling into a glistening sphere. Orion tossed me a cup and I caught it at the last second. The water dropped straight into it with a splash and I guzzled it down greedily.
"That's favouritism, sir!" Caleb called.
"You're right, how rude of me!" Orion shouted back, lifting a hand and a torrential waterfall poured down on all of the heirs."
Seth started singing Raindrops Keep Falling on my Head by Burt Bacharach full pelt. His white shirt had turned entirely transparent to reveal his muscular bady and water dripped from him in streams.
"Shut the fuck up!" Orion shouted. "I'm trying to concentrate here."
"Watching porn again, sir?" Seth shot at him with a smirk.
"Yeah, your mom's really improved since the last edition," he answered without missing a beat and Seth's face dropped into a scowl as a laugh tore from my throat.
"Stop looking at me like that," he snarled.
"Like what?"
"You know what," he snapped. "I'm your teacher."
"I know," I balked, horrified at what he was suggesting.
"Do you?" he steed forward. I nodded firmly, though I wasn't sure my body was getting the message because I had the urge to wrap myself around him and kiss him goodbye. "Then stop looking at me like that."
"Then stop looking back, Lance."
"Do you hate me, then?" he asked quietly and for some strange reason it sounded like the idea of that didn't sit well with him.
I forced myself to reply in a steady tone, holding his eyes as I spoke. "No," I said and a glimmer of relief spilled through his eyes, almost halting me there but I wasn't quite so blinded by him as to give him a free pass for all his bullshit. "To hate you, I'd have to care about you. And I don't give one shit about you." I said coldly.
"You know I can't put your life in danger," he said, rolling his eyes at me as he pressed his thumb to the brand on his arm which linked us to each other.
"Well it's not my fault that you're so obsessed with me," I joked.
"Yeah, maybe tonight's the night I'll finally pluck up the nerve to act on my undying love for you," he mocked.
"I sure hope so," I replied. "All the other girls will be so jealous if I'm the one who finally bags hot Professor Orion."
Everyone knows, karma’s a bitch. And today her name was Tory Vega.
“Iron is made stronger in the hottest part of the fire, Seth. You didn't break me, you forged me.”
“Do you hate me, then?” he asked quietly and for some strange reason it sounded like the idea of that didn’t sit well with him.
“No,” I said and a glimmer of relief spilled through his eyes. “To hate you, I’d have to care about you. And I don’t give one shit about you,” I said coldly.
“Shut the fuck up!” Orion shouted. “I'm trying to concentrate here.”
"Watching porn again, sir?" Seth shot at him with a smirk.
"Yeah, your mom's really improved since the last edition," he answered without missing a beat and Seth's face dropped into a scowl as a laugh tore from my throat.
“Well I hear the King was a bit of a whack job,” I said mildly. “So perhaps it’s better not to live by the way he did things. But if you like the idea of addressing us by those names then why don’t I just call you Barry and we’ll see how you like it?”
“Are you saying you want to try for your claim after all?” Seth asked, his tone laced with surprise.
“It’s not our claim,” I countered darkly.
“It’s our birthright,” Darcy finished.
“Alright then,” Darius said darkly. “If you want it then you’ll have to fight for it.”
“And crawl up out of the gutter to claim it,” Max added.
“Then strive to keep it every, single, day,” Caleb growled.
“So you’d better be ready,” Seth hissed.
I made the decision to read the entire zodiac academy series for anthropological reasons. I believe this entire series deserves to be studied so we can better understand human language and behavior and where we are heading towards as a species.
Also, I am just bored and curious. I really want to be able to wrap my head around how popular these books are and truly understand what makes people read 8 books in a single week and not be able to put it down. And I am not going to lie, I haven't been obsessed with a series since reading ACOTAR years ago, I want that high.
I am absolutely and completely jealous of every person who adores this series with all their heart. I want that, I want a series of books and characters I can't stop thinking about. I want to fall asleep, wake up and feel like they are with me.
But these guys just piss me the fuck off.
First of all: The zodiac "boys"
Specially Seth, I can't fucking stand Seth. They have no real personality or development. We learn some of them have mean parents, who are embarrassed of them or violent, ergo that turned them into little bullies. C'mon this isn't pre-school. I don't need a toilet water version of Chuck Bass.
So far these characters just lack the right motivation, they lack development and they COULD be awesome, but they are just being completely butchered with careless writing.
This feels like reading the first draft of a book, which brings me to my second point:
Zodiac Academy deserves to be republished IF it is REWRITTEN and actually edited by competent editors.
And I will say more: half of this book didn't need to exist. ZA 2 nears 600 pages and 300 of them could be removed because they don't make any difference in the overall storyline. Which proves my statement, this series needs editing, and I think ZA would be fantastic if they were published as 8-10 novellas.
I understand the appeal. I understand why people enjoy this series when you think of the main elements in the story. A Harry Potter on crack that slightly plagiarizes Winx Club at the same time. No one in their right mind would dislike these elements, they just have to be used correctly.
They've been in this school for god knows how long and they haven't learned a SINGLE THING. They haven't had a single class in the span of 1000 pages since book 1 that helps them control and develop their powers.
These girls were drowned, lied to, humiliated and they still kiss and f*ck some of them whenever they get the chance, which makes these females so unbelievably weak and hard to cheer for.
The only two satisfying developments are: the girls started fighting back and humiliating the boys a little bit and we have CRUMBS OF a teacher-student relationship (which is one of my favorite tropes so I am biased).
But none of their wishes/wants are clear here, these characters are all a mess, you can't tell most of them apart and it's not their fault. Like I said, this is like reading the first draft of a book. It's confusing, messy, repetitive, unnecessarily long, the characters lack motivation, personality and they don't follow any particular ARC for themselves. You will read 3 books and feel like you haven't experienced any real progress because these characters haven't been put through a gradual change.
I hate the slightly racist elements they play with when they talk about the Token Mexican kid - Diego. Stop, you don't need a token immigrant kid at your school to make fun of. That literally annoys the shit out of me. Which brings me back to my point: this series should be rewritten.
So yeah, the magic system is confusing and doesn't mean anything most of the time. The Harry Potter house points bullshit doesn't have any effect on them.
They forget to teach the girls stuff because they are too busy repeating useless information and going around in circles in most of the writing. And I can't bring myself to love any of these characters because the authors just seem to play with the idea of them but they don't know who they are, they didn't give them real personalities so most of their actions can't be explained because they mean nothing.
They change who they are and what they want constantly for the sake of shock and these characters are slaves to their plot, it should never be like that. It should be the other way around. Your plot should be a slave to your characters.
I also thought they were keeping people hostage because they end every book with a cliffhanger but the cliffhanger in this was underwhelming and I believe if people didn't DNF this series in ZA 1, they definitely DNF it here.
Anyways, I hate every single character but Orion. And these two stars only exist because of him.
Petition for ZA to be rewritten/edited by some good people.
❛ What happens at the bottom of the pool, stays at the bottom of the pool ❜
1- Pool scene
the chapter literally wrecked me because i was screaming "FINALLY" to bluebalance for stopping the blueballs mascarade and then reality whipped the three of us together.🙂
2- do u hate me ? do u, do u..
Tory was such a baddie in that scene because if a man like Darius tried to sweet-talk to me like he did, i don’t think i would have responded at all and obviously not with her moah repartee.🤌🏼
Lance: Will the ends still be blue?
Lance: Maybe green this time? Although 'Green' as a nickname isn't quite so catchy. The suspense is killing me.
“Have I told you how exceptionally beautiful you look tonight, Darcy?”
He moved closer and rested his hands either side of me on the wall. “I think the time for sirs and professors is over, don't you?”
“Lance,” I breathed and his pupils dilated as I met his gaze. He devoured the space between us and I experienced pure sin as his mouth crushed against mine.
He kissed me like he wasn't allowed to kiss me, but if he didn't he'd die.
🎵 Alexa play Dress by Taylor Swift 🎵
He stayed by the door, leaning against the frame as he watched me.
“You’re not wearing the dress I sent you.”
“This might be a good time for you to realise, I don’t tend to do as I’m told,” I said dismissively.
“I think I like this one better anyway.”
“It suits you,” he said.
“What does?” I asked.
“Smiling.”
“Careful,” I teased. “Someone might think we don’t even hate each other if you don’t release me soon.”
“I never said I hated you,” he murmured, his voice deep as he tugged me around to face him.
“Do you hate me, then?” he asked quietly and for some strange reason it sounded like the idea of that didn’t sit well with him. I forced myself to reply in a steady tone, holding his eye as I spoke.
“No,” I said and a glimmer of relief spilled through his eyes, almost halting me there but I wasn’t quite so blinded by him as to give him a free pass for all his bullshit.
“To hate you, I’d have to care about you. And I don’t give one shit about you,” I said coldly.
TORY SASSY VEGA 🧎♀️
“Can you ride one of those?” Darius asked curiously as he looked over my shoulder at my work. I snorted a laugh.
“That’s an understatement. If you really want to get rid of me then just give me a bike and an open road and I’ll be gone.”
“That’s... interesting.”
“I don't like the look of the fire in your eyes, babe, Didn't I break you well enough?”
I stepped further into his personal space, my heart racing and my shoulders trembling. “Iron is made stronger in the hottest part of the fire, Seth. You didn't break me, you forged me.”
"That asshole had tried to break me but he’d failed. A broken girl would have turned and run for the hills with nothing and no one. But here I was, standing on the threshold of the Dragon’s lair about to steal his treasure. I may have been no match for his magic but my balls were as big as his any day of the week. "
"YOU ARE NOT PURE."
“Get up. Try and bring your dignity with you."
“Shut the fuck up!” Orion shouted. “I'm trying to concentrate here.”
“Watching porn again, sir?” Seth shot at him with a smirk.
“Yeah, your mom's really improved since the last edition,” he answered without missing a beat and Seth's face dropped into a scowl as a laugh tore from my throat.
“So get cleaning,” Orion growled and his tone sent a quiver through me. When he wasn't directing his harsh tone at me, it was super hot.
He's so tall and handsome as hell
He's so bad, but he does it so well
”I may have been no match for his magic but my balls were as big as his any day of the week.”
wtf did i just read?
i’ll be quick.
➼ tory: she’s still my fav twin. i love her sassiness and her sarcasm. and i love the fact that she can’t stfu for the dear life. but if she stops for a moment—just for a moment—to be that stubborn and finally hook up with THAT SOMEONE, so i can finally rest… my lord, i want to shake some sense in her.
➼ darcy: i miss her blue hair!!!!! she’s not blue anymore without her blue hair, right? i really really like her. she’s finally starting to speck up for herself and i’m glad bc she’s almost as a badass as tory. the kiss in the pool? holy fucking hell. i need more!!! gimme gimme
➼ darius: i knew i picked the right bastard! who wouldn’t want a hot golden dragon as a lover? spoiler: everyone would bang darius mf acrux! something happened to him at the end of the book and i’m dying to know wtf changed in him i’m definitely starting the third book after i’m done with this review…
➼ caleb: sir? could you be any more charming? i don’t think it’s humanly possible! y’all this mf has enough rizz to sold and save the economy. i don’t usually go with blondie but caleb altair has a special place in my heart. the pegasex was too funny tho…
➼ seth: meh. tbh, i really liked you in the first half of the first book but some things cannot be forgiven and you fucked up big time bro. i hope darcy makes him suffer.
➼ max: couldn’t care less. i’m glad he got the rush.
➼ lance: oh man, lance orion is something else. but he really needs a wake up call. i love his relationship with darius, but he needs to fix another relationship at the moment… i’m begging you
overall, i really enjoyed this book. idk if i enjoyed it more than the first one tho. i guess they’re kinda even? this one has more romance and there are two spicy scene, which imo were quite good. the world building keeps growing and the magic system is widening too.
onto the next💋
I didn’t want to think about that. I didn’t want to remember the way her heart had been beating too slowly when I’d strained my ears to listen for it.
Everyone knows, karma’s a bitch. And today her name was Tory Vega.
“Iron is made stronger in the hottest part of the fire, Seth. You didn't break me, you forged me.”
“This is ridiculous,” I muttered, taking a step towards him. “A few weeks ago I was hanging around a biker bar and trying to figure out how to keep me and Darcy fed this winter. Now I’m in a freaking magic school looking at a Siren on a rock who lured me out of bed in the middle of the night with a pretty song like a goddamn pied piper for sleeping women.”
A tightness grew in my chest like his mere presence was capable of sucking the air from my lungs.
Bad Tory. Don’t look at the jackass like that. He might look good enough to eat but he’d sure as shit give you indigestion.
“What are you doing?” I asked before he could move any closer.
“Hoping to convince you to kiss me again,” he murmured and my pulse hitched at the confidence in his tone.
“It suits you,” he said.
“What does?” I asked.
“Smiling.”
I found myself in the snare of Caleb's arms. “Tory or Darcy?” he leaned in close, breathing deep. “Different shampoo. You're Darcy.”
“Have I told you how exceptionally beautiful you look tonight, Darcy?”
Anger pulled at my insides and I didn't know if I was angry at him for softening towards a Vega or if I was angry at myself for the exact same thing.
He kissed me like he wasn't allowed to kiss me, but if he didn't he'd die.
I was maybe one percent rougher with him than the others. But he had cut off Blue's hair and I just couldn't fucking forgive it. End of story.