Morning Glory Milking Farm

Cambric Creek #1

by C.M. Nascosta

Violet is a typical, down-on-her-luck millennial: mid-twenties, over-educated and drowning in debt, on the verge of moving into her parents' basement. When a lifeline appears in the form of a very unconventional job in neighboring Cambric Creek, she has no choice but to grab at it with both hands.

Morning Glory Farm offers full-time hours, full benefits, and generous pay with no experience needed . . . there’s only one catch. The clientele is Grade A certified prime beef, with the manly, meaty endowments to match. Hands-on work with minotaurs isn’t something Violet ever considered as a career option, but she’s determined to turn the opportunity into a reversal of fortune.

When a stern, deep-voiced client begins to specially request her for his sessions at the farm, maintaining her professionalism and keeping him out of her dreams is easier said than done. Violet is resolved to make a dent in her student loans and afford name-brand orange juice, and a one-sided crush on an out-of-her-league minotaur is not a part of her plan—unless her feelings aren’t so one-sided after all.

Morning Glory Farm is a short human/monster romance novel (60k), featuring a high heat slow burn with a lot of heart, and a guaranteed HEA. It is the first book in the Cambric Creek Monster Romance series and can be read as a standalone. CWs are viewable on the author's website.

Genres: Romance, Fantasy, Monster Romance, Smut, Paranormal, Monsters, Audiobook

255 pages, Kindle Edition

First published August 3, 2021

About the author

C.M. Nascosta is an author and professional procrastinator from Cleveland, Ohio. As a child, she thought that living on Lake Erie meant one was eerie by nature, and her corresponding love of all things strange and unusual started young. She’s always preferred beasts to boys, the macabre to the milquetoast, the unknown darkness in the shadows to the Chad next door. She lives in a crumbling old Victorian with a scaredy-cat dachshund, where she writes nontraditional romances featuring beastly boys with equal parts heart and heat, and is waiting for the Hallmark Channel to get with the program and start a paranormal lovers series.

Reviews

[Mareeva · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5 stars

Listen-☝🏻💀


This isn't what the hero looks like at all (nor what I imagined him to be), but the world building reminded me too much of Zootopia with mythical creatures.

Welp moving on. I didn't appreciate how long this was. A lot of useless information I'm pretty sure everyone skimmed. With that negative aside, I can't believe how much I liked the romance. It was an unexpectedly good balance of sweet and hot. Some might say weird too considering the unofficial tropes in this are:

Glory hole

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Massive minotaur dick

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"a collection technician" which in much simpler terms stands for the person on the other side of the glory hole doing the "milking"

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Every monster dick fantasy I've ever had coming true hallelujah.

I also really liked the hero. I'm sorry but damn that minotaur was hot. The way he was described?

“I have no doubt in my heart that I’d love my own child with everything in me. Other people’s children though, they’re . . . they’re just terrible.”

Not this man minotaur being my actual soulmate🧒🚫

Although I don't think I have ever read anything as thoroughly described as his penis. The handjob scenes were narrated so sensually, with such precision and oh how delicately detailed🤌. The descriptions of his cock were downright beautiful, almost had me shed a tear.

THE SEX SCENES HOWEVER👀👀 were a different story entirely.

The backward drag of him pulling out made her throat stick, and then he was pushing back in, further than he’d gone before, and Violet was positive she felt it pressing into her spine.

OKAY I SEE I SEE

She knew how much he came, saw the evidence of his orgasms every week, but nothing had prepared her for being on the receiving end of twenty-four ounces of his hot milk. She was able to feel it already dripping out of her, the obscene squelch of his erupting cock emphasizing the mess that was being made.

Ya'll I'm sorry but they didn't even move straight away💀💀💀💀just laid in this SQUILCHING lake of cum

I AM SHAJAKCSDJKCWCBE

“St-stop! Hugghhh . . . ”
She’d pulled back in surprise from where she’d knelt before him, months earlier, a thin strand of drool connecting her mouth to his cock, only to watch her giant, strong boyfriend retch dramatically. “I can’t—I can’t deal with gagging,” he gasped, hunching nearly to where she knelt before him, horns cutting through the air. “ Hurgghh . . .you gag, I gag. Don’t-don’t do that again.

THE WAY HE GAGGED, THAT IS SO EMBARRASSING FOR HER I AM IN BLOODY TEARS🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

But hold on, here's what GOT ME gagging all over the place.....

I finish the book alright. Satisfied, happy, glowing. Then I turn the page and SEE THIS😭😭😭😭
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The shattering sound of glass resounds and all my dreams crumble.

What is this cow doing there PLEASE NO. this is not how I imagined him at all🤣🤣🤣

But other than that, good book.

[Ruby Dixon]

Whaaaaaat did I just read and why was it so great? It's exactly what you think it is, but it's not creepy? And the hero is an absolute gem. This is so sweet and smutty. I stayed up far too late reading this and now I need to read everything else this author has written.

[chan ☆ · Rating 3 out of 5]

the world? delightful. 24oz of bull semen? not so much.

[Monet Versipellis · Rating 5 out of 5]

Wow

If you know me in real life and you see that I read this book— no you didn’t. This is just a mirage.

[Matilda · Rating 5 out of 5]

4.5 stars 🥛

me hiding from the fact that I gave a book about milking minotaur dicks 5 stars



I didn't expect this to be good at all which actually made me appreciate it way more. This is set in a world full of monsters, like vampires, orgs, elves and most importantly, minotaurs. In case you're wondering, a minotaur is a monster in Greek mythology that has the "body of a man and the head of a bull". But in this book, the only monster is all the monster cocks



Moving on, the heroine, Violet, gets a job at the farm of a pharmaceutical company called Morning Glory Milking Farm, which off the bat sounds like a sex thing??? I would have been sus as hell walking into this "farm" after reading that name. This farm, much to the surprise of heroine and me, collects cum from minotaurs to use for medication for humans. So, the heroine goes in, strokes a few dicks, collects their cum and it gets sent off.

On her first ever "collection" she meets the hero, Rourke, and she gets him off so good, he cums back for seconds. Sorry these puns are just coming to me left and right (pun not intended).

Most of the book is just Violet and Rourke only meeting at the farm, but when they finally start meeting outside of it, it gets to the juicy shit. Like the dirty talk—

"Eating this pussy is going to be my new favorite meal. Anytime she wants to be stuffed with my fat bull cock, I'll be there to fuck you so good you won't be able to remember your own name."

→this is the only book that can say "bull cock" without having me cringe and I stand by that

Let's not forget one of my favorite lines—

"I want to feel you come around my cock, Violet. I want you to squeeze me until your cunt has the permanent shape of me, because it's the only cock that's ever going to make you scream like this again."

Someone just brought to my attention that I missed Rourke getting fingered???

It was a juggling act—keeping her mouth around his cock and milking his balls with one, hand while using the other to work two fingers into his ass, the right ring of muscle sucking her in as she pumped against him...it never failed to make him erupt like a geyser.

So not only are we getting some backdoor action, but she's fingered him before and it wasn't on page?!!!

Dear author,
I'm taking this personally💋

This book is officially the standard all monster novellas/novels have to meet to be considered worth my time 😌

note: the heroine continues to "collect" from other minotaurs and the hero gets a handy a few times with a diff girl when the heroine doesn't show up for a couple weeks. I mean, I didn't really care, but just a warning to all those that don't like ow/om stuff in books. There's no drama that happens tho

[Ali L · Rating 5 out of 5]

Our eyes will never see the gates of heaven.

Edit: I have revised my rating twice and I’m just giving it 5 stars now. I know what I am. I know what you are. And I know what Rourke is. Talk about horny. (That’s a great joke.)

[Justin Tate · Rating 5 out of 5]

God bless America! It’s great to live in a country where I can casually enjoy cozy erotica about a young woman who milks her way to financial security and true love with a Minotaur. This is what freedom looks like, and I intend to fully enjoy it — before the Supreme Court takes this right away next 😖

[Claudia Lomelí · Rating 3 out of 5]

espero poder grabar video pronto.

[Lacey (laceybooklovers) · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh my god I did not expect to love this. Especially with that cover and title 😭

It’s a monster romance with a Minotaur! The writing was great (though it does switch between past and present a bit much) and the romance was so…. Sweet. And hot. The way he loves spoiling her?? And his filthy mouth??? *chef’s kiss*

I love the concept of this monster world and can’t wait to read more already!

[shanayaa · Rating 4 out of 5]

If you saw me reading this and loving it, no you didn’t 🙈✋🏻

[literarylesbian · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.75

I hate how good this was, I was INVESTED

[caitlin ✧･ﾟ · Rating 1 out of 5]

this book could kill a victorian child

[Laura Greenhalgh · Rating 4 out of 5]

LISTEN, LISTEN, LET ME EXPLAIN!!! No ok you know what, I’ve got nothing. We all know I’m partial to a monster romance. DON��T JUDGE ME 👀👀. This was a silly fun time, think fluffy romance but make it super spicy and a lil weird. Human FMC and humanoid minotaur man bull thing. She has to get a job at the local minotaur milking practice to pay off her student loan. Sue me, I liked it.

[Isabella. R · Rating 5 out of 5]

5 Ruined for Any Other Stars ⭐

Wow! It's not often a book can impress me, shock me and turn me on in equal measures. This book comes completely out of left field and is surprisingly sweet and scandalous. Believe me when I say the cover is self-explanatory and this story is some of the best erotica I've read in a long while. Minotaurs you say?

“I can’t think of a single way it could be any more to my liking.”

Actually I'm not going to say too much because you'll either be intrigued or put off by the premise of this story. But for those of you willing to try Morning Glory Milking Farm, be prepared to fall in love with our human Violet and the gorgeous Minotaur Rourke. Violet is offering a service *ahem* when she instantly connects with Rourke. It's so much more than a rub and tug...

“The way you throb, and the sounds you make. I enjoy milking you dry.”

With an open mind, you too can experience the voodoo this author has conjured to have made me lust over a mythical creature like a dirty perv and love every bloody moment of it. The best part was the unexpected romance and love story woven throughout. 🖤

[JenReadsRomance · Rating 5 out of 5]

why did I love this? lol.

[Whitney Atkinson · Rating 2 out of 5]

are we all just reading this because of tiktok? lmao

the cover and title of this book are devastating because.... hear me out.... it's not that bad. am i still embarrassed to mark it as read on goodreads? yes. but did i read this in one sitting in 2 hours yesterday? also yes.

[D.L. Howe · Rating 4 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️💫

I was expecting straight smut and while I got that I hadn’t realized I’d get the sweetest love story. It’s definitely the strangest meetcute but one that works wonderfully in this scenario.

I just can’t get past 24 oz. Can you even imagine? That’s three cups, a pint and a half. They could never finish in your mouth, you’d fucking drown.

I’m not entirely sure why she’s freaked out to be the only human in the coffee shop. For weeks she’s been the only human at her job.

Honestly it was just a matter of time for feelings to come into play if there was already attraction. You would think it’s even more inevitable for him.

Oh man I freaking adore Geillis! I’m really hoping she gets a book.

Yes! Take the bull by the horns already!

I can quite honestly say I never thought I’d see the day but holy shit this Minotaur is dead fucking sexy!

Of course he wants to help you find a job, he obviously only wants your tiny human hands on his enormous bullhood.

It just hit me how hilarious it is that he’s mowing the lawn. His ancestors would be pissed that he’s wasting food. 🤪🤣

So cute, I hated to see it end. I’d happily live as a fly on the wall to see what happens next.

[Brittni Kristine · Rating 4 out of 5]

So, that… happened. I guess I’ll read the next one in the series? My kindle library is already shameful so why the fuck not.

[Kristina · Rating 4 out of 5]

Ok, soooo.....ya,wow.
So I’ve not read the monster genre before, but have been into Alien Mates lately so I figured it’s a natural progression. And the cover for this book alone tells a story that either draws you in or repels you, are latex gloves sexy?
Anyway this story was surprisingly good, straddling the razor’s edge between romance and smut effectively. There was probably more descriptive scenes of oily HJs and semen extraction then necessary while the actual romance part was a really slow burn, if you can believe it, but it was well written and sweet. I left this book thinking that if it were a real possibility, I may be down with dating a lovable, cuddly Minotaur (minus the 24 ounces -0.7litres to my fellow Canadians - of jizz) don’t tell my husband.
Yet with all of the descriptive nature of the work that the heroine does and her imaginative fantasies I was kind of underwhelmed when Violet and Roark actually did the dirty deed. I think the hot metre should have gone higher at that point and not lower. But alas, I now am sucked in and can not wait for the moth man book to come out. I don’t like bugs so we will see if Nascosta can make that one hot for me.
Lastly, it does not escape me that I am giving this book the same rating that I gave Jane Austin’s Pride and Prejudice, I hope my 12th grade English teacher never finds my profile here.

[Teresa González · Rating 1 out of 5]

if you know me in real life, no you don't.

[Kyoko SWords · Rating 1 out of 5]

¡LINDO EL LIBRO QUE PRECISO ESCOGÍ PARA VOLVER A ESCRIBIR MIS RESEÑAS EN GOODREADS DESPUÉS DE CASI 5 AÑOS! ¿Tenías que hacer preciso una lectura conjunta cochina para volver a hablar de libros por acá? Kyoko, debiste planearlo mejor porque ahora todo el mundo va a creer que eres tremenda pervertida...

Dios mío de mi vida, miren que yo he leído cosas puercas en esta vida (y visto también), pero esto está a un nivel que mi edad ya no me permite concebir.

¿De qué trata? pues al parece estamos en un universo donde los seres de fantasía existen y conviven el diario vivir con los humanos. Elfos, vampiros, arpías, sirenas, orcos, etc., ahora se mezclan con la humanidad y todos conviven en una especie de USA contemporánea, donde surgen trabajos destinados a cubrir las necesidades de estas nuevas especies, como por ejemplo: GRANJAS DONDE SE "ORDEÑAN" MINOTAUROS (guiño, guiño).
Aquí es donde entra nuestra protagonista, Violet, una chica que está hasta las narices de deudas pues se acaba de graduar, no tiene trabajo, vive sola, debe todos los préstamos universitarios, y no consigue un empleo decente para su profesión (que ya ni me acuerdo cuál es de lo poco relevante para la historia). Un día encuentra un anuncio de empleo donde están reclutando mano de obra para "ordeñar en una granja", y ella decide aplicar a pesar de que la paga era muy alta, no buscaban gente con experiencia, no especificaban QUÉ hay que ordeñar, además que la propuesta sonaba demasiado bien. Así es como ella, acorralada por su situación y el buen sueldo que se le ofrecía, resulta trabajando en la granja de ordeño "Morning Glory", una granja que opera bajo una farmacéutica que se encarga de recolectar semen de Minotauro, pues al parecer es un ingrediente clave para la fabricación de viagra.
Violet cree que todo es muy "clínico", pero cuando se pone calenturienta con su primer cliente, se da cuenta que anímicamente va a ser mucho más complicado. ¿Estará lista para enfrentar esta nueva faceta y cómo le afectará en su trabajo?

MOR, eso es toda la historia. De resto no hay más.
Más allá que las escenas y las descripciones son muy desagradables y retorcidas (¡LA PROTA SE ESTÁ MORBOSEANDO UN MINOTAURO! ¡UN MINOTAURO! ¿USTEDES HAN OLIDO UNA VAQUITA? ¿POR QUÉ NADIE PIENSA EN ESTOS DETALLES CUANDO ESTA LEYENDO/ESCRIBIENDO ESTÁS COSAS?), el problema real de este libro es que no tiene historia. NADA. No tiene nudo, no tiene conflicto, no pasa nada interesante y todo se sustenta en lo que la mayoría de estos libros eróticos raros recaen como su único recurso: las escenas de sexo.

220 páginas que se leen en una sentada porque no te requieren nada de cerebro. Lo único positivo de la experiencia es que hay cosas que dan tanto CRINGE, que son tan incómodas, que no tienen pies ni cabeza, que es inevitable que no te eches unas buenas carcajadas.
Siempre he dicho que muchos libros eróticos no son para tomarse en serio, pero este, ESTE ES EL QUE MENOS EN SERIO TE PUEDES TOMAR SI DECIDES LÉERTELO.
1 estrella y ahora me voy a bañar que me siento sucia.

[Warda · Rating 2 out of 5]

Can’t decide whether this was a good weird or bad weird.

Also, this had way too many typos?

The timeline of the story didn’t necessarily make sense either. The writing would flow and then it wouldn’t?

Anyway.

This was an experience of sorts. I’m open to trying more monster romances. Humans are overrated anyway.

[Laura Jane ♡ · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was the most unserious book I’ve ever read in my whole life 🤣🤣🤣
I literally cackled the whole entire time, so it’s safe to say I was entertained. That deserves 3 stars.

If you go into this book knowing it is what it is - a human woman working at Minotaur milking farm, yep, BAHEHEHAHA… then you may find yourself having the most unexpected silly time. This was such a wild ride hahaha. There were so many times where I truly should have had the biggest ick but I’m sorry, it didn’t happen… I was too busy laughing out loud. I am actually cackling writing this review. Don’t judge me. This was genuinely so ridiculous 🤣🤣

Also, not gunna lie... they were actually really cute together too, lmao.
”But I’m in a position to comfortably spoil someone, so when you’re with me, I’m spoiling you. End of story.” < honestly Rourke was such a sweetie Minotaur. Just look past the fact he’s an actual bull and you’ll be fineeeeee.
I don’t even know how to explain the spice to you… all I’ll say is, Violet, get your half bull man girl 👀 🔥 🤣

Would I recommend this book? If you’re interested to try it - do it, do it, do it. Otherwise, I’d stay well away, you’ll probably be horrified and disgusted. The plot doesn’t exist beyond, well… what I said.
I won’t be held responsible for the fact that I kinda enjoyed this more than half the serious books I’ve tried to read recently. At least I got exactly what I knew I was getting and it was just a stupid and fun time.

I am crying. Goodnight.
P.S please don’t judge me.

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Pre-read: LISTEN, hahaha hear me out, actually... I don't know what to tell you.
Briefly pausing my babies, SamiDiana, to squeeze this months book pick in with my girls Grace & Kayla 😇

[Mike Bloom · Rating 1 out of 5]

I think I'm lactose intolerant now.

[mica · Rating 2 out of 5]

es increíble como la autora en cada capítulo sin falta te escribe detalladamente mínimo cinco párrafos de como hacerle un pete a un minotauro

CADA. CAPÍTULO.

llega un punto que hay que darle algo de crédito por eso

[Mara · Rating 4 out of 5]

Oh my. So this is probably the sweetest romance I could imagine for a premise that is so rooted in an erotic kink. I was totally cheering for Violet and Rourke, and would 100% read more in this series or from this author. I also liked that the author took the time to add a lot of little details about how the business model for the "farm" works, many of which made me laugh (the milk maid costume? the company swag that they give out to the Minotaurs? the lazy new coworker? all of it cracked me up). A very campy but somehow weirdly grounded take on speculative romance/monster romance, and be ye forewarned if "fluids" are something that bother you in your erotic romance

[ʚ turtle ɞ (v. busy) · Rating 3 out of 5]

Pretend you never saw this on your feed. Thanks 👩🏻‍🦯‍➡️.

[Kristen Christen · Rating 1 out of 5]

I read this as a joke with a group of girls I really like. Turns out I hate spending my precious hours on planet earth reading erotica that just feels like a drawn out tacky porno. No speed was fast enough for me to listen to listen to this audiobook. I will not be continuing the series. Hard pass. Not for me.

[rae ✿ · Rating 4 out of 5]

um-☝️👁️👄👁️

“𝙊𝙣𝙘𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙩 𝙪𝙥 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨, 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙪𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙤𝙡𝙡𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙖𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙘𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙗𝙤𝙖𝙧𝙙 𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙧𝙙𝙚𝙧. 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚’𝙨 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤—”
—“𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜.”

Violet is currently drowning in debt, doing all she can to survive without moving back into her parents house.
Until Morning Milking Farm offers generous pay that might help Violet survive, Violet applied for the job that might change her whole life.

𝙎𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙝𝙖𝙧𝙙𝙡𝙮 𝙖 𝙨𝙞𝙯𝙚 𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣’𝙩 𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙛𝙚𝙚𝙡 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙙.

You probably think it's just straight-up smut, but no.
The very sweet love story between the two, despite the very weird meet cute. And it also has a surprisingly slow burn? I didn't expect it at all.

“𝙃𝙤𝙬 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮?”
“𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚?”

He's such a sweetheart and a perfect gentleman.

“𝙄 𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬. 𝙒𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙜𝙤𝙣𝙚.”



“𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙖𝙮 𝙣𝙤, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙖𝙮 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙜𝙖𝙞𝙣, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙥 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙖𝙧𝙢 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙧𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝙄𝙩’𝙨 𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙧, 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙖 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙥𝙖𝙮𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙤𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙄’𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙖 𝙥𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙖𝙗𝙡𝙮 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙡 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙤𝙣𝙚, 𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪’𝙧𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙢𝙚, 𝙄’𝙢 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪. 𝙀𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙛 𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙮.”



And I think my only problem is that the timeline of the story is a little bit messy, like I had to re-read some parts to understand if it was the past or the present because it was just kind of thrown in, so there was a little bit of confusion in that part.
But nevertheless, it was great; I had fun.


“𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣’𝙩 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙩, 𝙑𝙞𝙤𝙡𝙚𝙩, 𝙞𝙩’𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨, 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙩. 𝙄’𝙢 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙡 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙥𝙪𝙨𝙨𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙗𝙞𝙜 𝙗𝙪𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙤𝙘𝙠 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮 𝙞𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩’𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩.”


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[Peter Topside · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.5 stars. Ok, so I want to apologize to all my followers for the vulgar reviews these past few days. And to promise that I’ll be turning over a new leaf, here is another one! To start, the title alone had me laughing quite a bit. Second, if you told me this morning that I would learn how Earner minotaurs express 24 oz of ejaculate per shot, I’d tell you not a chance. But here we are. And my filthy mind has been polluted in several new and scary ways. Now Violet is our lead and Rourke is her love interest and he happens to be a minotaur. They meet at her job, which is jerking off minotaurs in a clinical setting. Their ejaculate is then processed and marketed to human males to make them a bit more virile. Nope, I didn’t make any of that up. Now the job itself left me with a lot of questions. For instance, the milking technicians had to use their hands to perform manual stimulation, despite having a machine-assisted process if the clients took to long to finish. So why not just use the machines and save these poor girls the risk of early onset arthritis from gripping those huge, girthy, veiny triumphant bastards? I also need to understand how a human female can not be ripped to shreds by a penis that size, too. It’s the equivalent of me sitting on a flagpole. Like there will be damage. So Violet must be a distant relative of DC’s Plastic Man. And they’re minotaurs…I get that they’re a hybrid beast, but it would have been wonderful to see that they had pubic hair resembling a labyrinth or something with their reproductive organs to set them apart. Nope, just got big ol’ normal looking phalli. The author really tried to make this an interesting story with some cool side characters like vampires. And you can tell the effort was made to not just have this read like a smut book. I just sort of wanted to see more unique circumstances in this new world. So many creatures and possibilities, yet a great deal of it, including where Rourke lived, just seemed very bland and typical for a human world. But for the most part, it was written well, despite a fair amount of typos and repetitive terms. The sexual encounters were solid, the characters were interesting, and the author took some risks with a unique premise. Regine Abel still holds the crown for creating well rounded beast erotica, but CM Nascosta came pretty darn close to matching that high standard.