How to Win a Fight With a Conservative

by Daniel Kurtzman

Partisan warfare has never been so much fun. How to Win a Fight With a Conservative is the ultimate survival guide to arguing politics, filled with all the cunning strategies, damning facts, and merciless ridicule liberals need to give their conservative "friends, neighbors and countrymen" the verbal smackdown of a lifetime. With the presidential election approaching, this irreverent yet practical guide is essential reading for unpracticed neophytes and seasoned politicos alike―the perfect primer for anyone who's ever fantasized about smacking sense into a misguided right-wing adversary. ...and much, much more! This roadmap to success will help you size up, knock down, and win over your conservative rivals―without making yourself the target of the local militia. PRAISE FOR DANIEL KURTZMAN "You should pick up this book before your next dinner party."
Gayle King, editor-at-large of O, The Oprah Magazine and host of "The Gayle King Show" on Oprah and Friends

"Daniel Kurtzman doesn't have a political axe to grind. He has two axes to grind. And he does it with the sharpest wit seen in these bipartisan parts for quite some time. Crisscrossing the aisle with wicked glee; no matter which book you finish first, you'll immediately want to run out and get the other one to discover what he said about your side. Just remember to wear a disguise."
Will Durst, political satirist and author of The All-American Sport of Bipartisan Bashing

"No one knows political satire like Daniel Kurtzman."
Andy Borowitz, creator of The Borowitz Report and author of The Republican Playbook

"When the folks over at JibJab are looking for a fair and balanced laugh, Daniel Kurtzman's our guy. His How to Win a Fight with a Liberal / Conservative will have you in stitches regardless of your political affiliation!"
Gregg Spiridellis, co-founder of JibJab.com

Genres: Politics, Humor, Nonfiction

177 pages, Paperback

First published June 1, 2007

About the author

Daniel Kurtzman is a former Washington correspondent-turned-political satirist. His work has appeared in The New York Times, Huffington Post, and San Francisco Chronicle, among other publications. An equal opportunity offender, Kurtzman is author of the dueling humor books, "How to Win a Fight with a Conservative" and "How to Win a Fight with a Liberal," originally published in 2007.

Reviews

[Tarot · Rating 4 out of 5]

4 stars

Humor books are hit or miss for me, but this had me laughing from page 1. The only sad thing is so many other reviews don't seem to get this isn't actually a self-help or debate book, it's a humor book. The same author even wrote How to Win a Fight with a Liberal because, hell, we all need a good laugh, not just at the people we don't agree with but ourselves as well. So fans of Stephen Colbert, this is for you. But if you honestly believe Colbert is an O'Reilly lapdog, move on because clearly you just don't get it.

[Jessica · Rating 5 out of 5]

Funny and informative. My conservative friends had better watch out! Because my wit is now armed and extremely dangerous.

[Patricia · Rating 4 out of 5]

See "How To Win a Fight with a Liberal"

[Marc Cullison · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was one of the funniest books I've read. What a hoot! The clever jabs at the conservative ego and philosophy are rich in politics humor and sometimes a little mean, but the effect is priceless. I'm sure you conservatives will avoid this book, but you might check out Kurtzman's other book, HOW TO WIN A FIGHT WITH A LIBERAL. Then you, too, can join in the hilarity of the adventure.

[Kati Higginbotham · Rating 4 out of 5]

Every once in awhile I enjoy some political satire. This is a pretty good one. I am left of center, but not all the way over, so I’d love to read his companion book. Also, making fun of yourself is good sometimes.

[Alise HARRIS · Rating 3 out of 5]

Funny and sad at the same time. It said revised on the front, but it's obvious it was updated in 2012, not since 2016.

[Brooke Eff · Rating 4 out of 5]

So funny

[Graham Barrett · Rating 3 out of 5]

Funny, but no real re-read value.

[Stephanie · Rating 3 out of 5]

Especially fitting during an election year (and more educational than anything the current GOP frontrunner is spewing!)......completely giggleworthy, with topics such as 'A Field Guide to the Conservative Genus', 'How to Avoid Unhinged Lunatics', 'How to Trip up a Bullshitter', and 'Six Unconventional Things You Can Do to Save the World from Conservatives'. Random quote (from the spot-on Liberal Manifesto): "And above all, liberals believe that it's time to come together as a country and put a collective boot in the ass of shameless conservative fearmongers, hate merchants, and scapegoaters who are sucking the freedom out of all of our souls." And there you have it.

Book Riot Read Harder Challenge 2016, Task 21: Read a book about politics in your country or another (fiction or non-fiction)

[Benj FitzPatrick · Rating 1 out of 5]

So far as I can see the author looked at a few self help books regarding rhetoric and debating, copied down the basic ideas, and then threw in a plethora of liberally-biased quips to make it "light hearted" and political. It's only upside, it was short.

[Eimad · Rating 5 out of 5]

hahaha..i love every word of this book though the target reader are American citizen. There are a lot of unknown name to me, but it does not matter.I am a liberal but not too liberal.By this book, i can argue with right wing party like UMNO members.if u are a liberal, read this book.

[David · Rating 4 out of 5]

Hilarious fun and a few good points. A right wing nutjob's head would explode reading this just from their lack of a sense of humor. Enjoy. Please note that it's a little out of date and predates the 2008 election and the humor of palin's follies.

[Callina · Rating 2 out of 5]

Now I know how to win a fight with my parents! Sorry mom :)

[Monica]

A present I received for the holidays... Although I didn't learn that much I did laugh.

[Jake Kaufman · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious book with some good arguing strategies, as well as funny commentary on the left vs. right divide.

[Jillian · Rating 3 out of 5]

It gave a lot of interesting ways to insult conservatives. On the other hand, it seemed like the author had a hard time deciding whether he wanted to be really informative or humorous.

[Brian · Rating 5 out of 5]

Funny! I was laughing out loud after the first paragraph. Had several more good laughs along the way. A good book to understand the divide between the political parties.

[Jessie · Rating 3 out of 5]

Also an X-mas gift. So far very funny. :-)

[Kathy · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious, especially because he picks on liberals too.

[Sasha · Rating 2 out of 5]

Obviously a teeny bit biased, but the author is sure to poke fun at liberals as well. It was funny, just a bit corny for me.

[AJ · Rating 3 out of 5]

Incredibly funny book.....

[Todd · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious! A great book to brush up on your arguing skills when going up against your conservative family and friends.

[Paulatics · Rating 3 out of 5]

Funny and enjoyable with some excellent advice. Have to be able to laugh at yourself.

[Jenny Jones · Rating 3 out of 5]

I snorted quite a bit!