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28 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 1988
The nicest child I ever knewJezebel is just as irritatingly perfect in all the ways a sane child knows are absolutely irrelevant, and as deficient in everything truly important. But the stories end differently. The last verse of the Belloc poem is as follows:
Was Charles Augustus Fortescue.
He never lost his cap, or tore
His stockings or his pinafore:
In eating Bread he made no Crumbs,
He was extremely fond of sums,
To which, however, he preferred
The Parsing of a Latin Word
He thus became immensely Rich,Jezebel meets a different fate. One day, there is a great commotion at school. Everyone is screaming that a crocodile has escaped! Jezebel prissily tells them not to run around like that, their socks might falls down. But they're right and she's wrong, and the crocodile swallows her in one gulp. He also gets the last word. He belches and says:
And built the Splendid Mansion which
Is called The Cedars, Muswell Hill,
Where he resides in affluence still,
To show what everybody might
Become by SIMPLY DOING RIGHT.
I'VE HAD BETTERIf you have a small child who's not perfect, they may conceivably like this book. (Mine did). The movie is extremely faithful to the text.